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**Quick Hitter**
Congratulations to I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks for clinching a berth in The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E.’s Playoff Race by winning the Origins North Divisional crown!
**Week 10 Recaps**
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks Beat Down BUCKNASTY BOYS To Win Origins North
Difference Maker:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks’ Ameer Abdullah-RB (16.60 pts)
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks beat down the BUCKNASTY BOYS 148.72 to 113.42, extending the winning streak for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 4 games.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 35.30 point victory by a 16.60 point effort from Ameer Abdullah, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 15 rushing yards in addition to 7 receiving yards. With this performance, Abdullah was the number 6 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the New York Jets defense for 112 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.32 point effort from Carson Palmer, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14.50 point effort from Eric Decker, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We got a wake-up call,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 11-1, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 3-9.
Coming up in week 11, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 8-4 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 7.2-point underdog, while the 5-7 Clam Diggers are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 15.5-point favorite.
Clam Diggers Embarrass Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, Keep Playoff Hopes Alive
Difference Maker:
Clam Diggers’ Adrian Peterson-RB (29.60 pts)
The Clam Diggers embarrassed Hakeem I Saw I Conquered by a score of 156.42 to 108.08, behind the support of 68,600 faithful fans at Clam Digger Stadium.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 48.34 point victory by a 29.60 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 203 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 21.80 point effort from Martavis Bryant, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 178 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.90 point effort from Terence Newman, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 2 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Newman was the number 1 ranked defensive cornerback for week 10. They also got help from a 15.98 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 217 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 23 rushing yards.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 5-7, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 8-4.
Coming up in week 11, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 5-7 JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 24.7-point favorite, while the Clam Diggers are at the 3-9 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 15.5-point favorite.
DeSeantourage Hold Off Furious Georgia Boy Rally
Difference Maker:
DeSeantourage’s Jeremy langford-RB (32.20 pts)
DeSeantourage held off a furious Georgia Boy rally, beating them by a score of 159.06 to 150.72, all while silencing the hostile crowd of 70,948 at Georgia Dome.
DeSeantourage were led to their 8.34 point victory by a 32.20 point effort from Jeremy Langford, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 109 receiving yards. With this performance, Langford was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 27.96 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 324 passing yards and 4 passing TDs.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
Georgia Boy were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.30 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New York Giants defense for 113 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Gronkowski was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 10. They also got help from a 19.12 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 333 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
Georgia Boy drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for DeSeantourage to 8-4, and drops Georgia Boy to a record of 2-10.
Coming up in week 11, 11-1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 7.2-point underdog, while Georgia Boy are at the 4-8 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 9.3-point underdog.
Carolina Hitmen Take Out Dread Pirate Oso
Difference Maker:
Carolina Hitmen’s Doug Baldwin-WR (19.40 pts)
The Carolina Hitmen took out Dread Pirate Oso by a score of 141.46 to 122.64, behind the support of 73,387 faithful fans at Assassin’s Arena.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 18.82 point victory by a 19.40 point effort from Doug Baldwin, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.26 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the New York Giants defense for 334 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards.
“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Dread Pirate Oso were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.40 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 3 tackles and 1.5 QB sacks. With this performance, Donald was the number 1 ranked defensive tackle for week 10. They also got help from a 19.34 point effort from Joe Flacco, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 316 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
Adding salt to the wound, Dread Pirate Oso could have scored 149.34 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mac left key players like Matt Jones and his corresponding 26.70 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 7-5, and drops Dread Pirate Oso to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 11, Dread Pirate Oso are at the 5-7 San Diego Goats, where the San Diego Goats are an early 34.3-point underdog, while the Carolina Hitmen are at 8-4 1010011010, where 1010011010 are an early 0.6-point underdog.
San Diego Goats Edge Out 1010011010
Difference Maker:
San Diego Goats’ Antonio Brown-WR (29.90 pts)
The San Diego Goats edged out a tough 1010011010 team by a score of 127.00 to 121.66, behind the support of 68,464 faithful fans at The Barn.
The San Diego Goats were led to their 5.34 point victory by a 29.90 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 139 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Brown was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 11 rushing yards.
“This team showed a lot of resiliency,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
1010011010 were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.30 point effort from Reshad Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 10. They also got help from a 15.30 point effort from Muhammad Wilkerson, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
Compounding the issue, 1010011010 could have scored 141.28 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Garlitz left key players like Derek Carr and his corresponding 15.28 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the San Diego Goats to 5-7, and drops 1010011010 to a record of 8-4.
Coming up in week 11, 7-5 Dread Pirate Oso are at the San Diego Goats, where the San Diego Goats are an early 34.3-point underdog, while the 7-5 Carolina Hitmen are at 1010011010, where 1010011010 are an early 0.6-point underdog.
I Go Deep Outlast JUICE’S and BERRY’s In Low Scoring Affair
Difference Maker:
I Go Deep’s Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (18.40 pts)
I Go Deep outlasted JUICE’S and BERRY’s by a score of 94.98 to 84.54, extending the losing streak for JUICE’S and BERRY’s to 3 games.
I Go Deep were led to their 10.44 point victory by a 18.40 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 12.60 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 126 receiving yards.
“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.00 point effort from Cairo Santos, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 5 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Santos was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 10. They also got help from a 17.80 point effort from Dexter McCluster, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 25 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards.
“They out-muscled us,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
Adding salt to the wound, JUICE’S and BERRY’s could have scored 131.28 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Monte Johnson left key players like Bobby Wagner and his corresponding 20.50 points on the bench.
I Go Deep took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 4-8, and drops JUICE’S and BERRY’s to a record of 5-7.
Coming up in week 11, 8-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 24.7-point favorite, while 2-10 Georgia Boy are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 9.3-point underdog.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Run Through Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats’ Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (18.40 pts)
Beer, Cheese, & Brats ran through a usually tough Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 135.98 to 94.62, behind the support of 74,328 faithful fans at Lambeau Field.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 41.36 point victory by a 18.40 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 15.70 point effort from Ndamukong Suh, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 7 tackles and 1.0 sacked a qb.
“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.12 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 333 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Reshad Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.
“We got a wake-up call, let’s see if we can answer the bell” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 6-6, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 11, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 6-6 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 44.7-point underdog, while the 8-4 Cacahuetes Orange are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 21.1-point underdog.
Cacahuetes Orange Destroy NC Titans
Difference Maker:
Cacahuetes Orange Adrian Peterson-RB (29.60 pts)
The Cacahuetes Orange destroyed the NC Titans 152.66 to 92.74, extending the winning streak for the Cacahuetes Orange to 7 games.
The Cacahuetes Orange were led to their 59.92 point victory by a 29.60 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 203 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 14.90 point effort from Tyrann Mathieu, who beat the Seattle Seahawks offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception.
“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Cacahuetes Orange coach Champ Douglas said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.34 point effort from Joe Flacco, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 316 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Flacco was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 14.30 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 5 tackles.
“We lost our focus,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for the Cacahuetes Orange to 8-4, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 2-10.
Coming up in week 11, the NC Titans are at 7-5 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 36.1-point favorite, while the Cacahuetes Orange are at 7-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 21.1-point underdog.
Phlying High Strikes Fear In Fear The CAT
Difference Maker:
Phlying High’s Dwayne Harris-WR (22.10 pts)
Phlying High struck fear in Fear The CAT, winning by a score of 126.42 to 89.62, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,156 at On the Prowl Stadium.
Phlying High were led to their 36.80 point victory by a 22.10 point effort from Dwayne Harris, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 82 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Harris was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Josh Brown, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“We fed off the energy of our fans,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
Fear The CAT were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.32 point effort from Carson Palmer, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the New York Jets defense for 112 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.
“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
This brings the record for Phlying High to 6-6, and drops Fear The CAT to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 11, 6-6 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 44.7-point underdog, while Fear The CAT are at 4-8 Jamstradamus, where Jamstradamus are an early 10.3-point underdog.
The Gremlins Wreck Havoc On Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!
Difference Maker:
The Gremlins’ Matt Jones-RB (26.70 pts)
The Gremlins wrecked havoc on Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! 155.32 to 108.68, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 5 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 46.64 point victory by a 26.70 point effort from Matt Jones, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 56 rushing yards in addition to 131 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 3 tackles and 1.5 QB sacks.
“This team showed a lot of poise,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.70 point effort from Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 9 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Clinton-Dix was the number 3 ranked defensive safety for week 10. They also got help from a 15.78 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 242 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 10-2, and drops Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! to a record of 2-10.
Coming up in week 11, The Gremlins are at the 6-6 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 8.2-point underdog, while Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are at the 6-6 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 33.1-point favorite.
Soul Snatchers Surprise Surprise Scorpians In Shootout
Difference Maker:
Soul Snatchers’ Jeremy langford-RB (32.20 pts)
The Soul Snatchers squeaked by the Surprise Scorpians 164.18 to 157.16, extending the losing streak for the Surprise Scorpians to 4 games.
The Soul Snatchers were led to their 7.02 point victory by a 32.20 point effort from Jeremy Langford, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 109 receiving yards. With this performance, Langford was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 15.28 point effort from Derek Carr, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards.
“We proved we’re the better team,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.90 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Cooks was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 21.80 point effort from Martavis Bryant, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 178 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“He always has his team ready to play,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Compounding the issue, the Surprise Scorpians could have scored 164.34 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Elliott left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 20.44 points on the bench.
The Surprise Scorpians drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 20 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for the Soul Snatchers to 6-6, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 6-6.
Coming up in week 11, 10-2 The Gremlins are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 8.2-point underdog, while 2-10 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 33.1-point favorite.
Hyde Yo Wife Blows Out Jamstradamus
Difference Maker:
Hyde Yo Wife’s Charcandrick West-RB (30.10 pts)
Hyde Yo Wife blew out Jamstradamus by a score of 192.38 to 109.16, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,636 at Jamcentral Stadium.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 83.22 point victory by a 30.10 point effort from Charcandrick West, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 69 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 92 receiving yards. With this performance, West was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 29.90 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 139 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Jamstradamus were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.50 point effort from Taiwan Jones, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for rushing yards. They also got help from a 11.60 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 6 tackles.
“They stepped up and made the plays,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 7-5, and drops Jamstradamus to a record of 4-8.
Coming up in week 11, the 2-10 NC Titans are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 36.1-point favorite, while 7-5 Fear The CAT are at Jamstradamus, where Jamstradamus are an early 10.3-point underdog.
**The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race**
With four games left in the regular season, The Chase for the E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race is heating up! Both divisional wildcard races will be something to pay attention to as a few of those teams have MUST WIN games this week, next week, hell basically they are in playoff mode already. And with the last of the Double Header Weekends coming next week, a two-game swing could be just what the doctor ordered.
If the Playoffs Started Today…
*Origins Conference*
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (11-1) – Origins North Division Champions. Clinched Playoff Berth
2.DeSeantourage (8-4) – Origins South Division Leaders. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over both Hakeem I Saw I Conquered & 1010011010
3.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (8-4) – Origins Central Division Leaders
4.1010011010 (8-4) – Wildcard Team.
*Origins Wildcard Race*
Notes: With 1010011010 clinging to the wildcard spot and the Carolina Hitmen & Dread Pirate Oso both firmly on their heels, all three On the Bubble teams are in Must Win mode. With the Origins North Division title already won, both JUICE’S and BERRY’s and the Clam Diggers can only hope to earn a wildcard bid for the playoffs. It is also highly unlikely that an 8-8 team will make The Chase!
On the Outside Looking In… (1 Game Back)
– Carolina Hitmen (7-5) – Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Dread Pirate Oso
– Dread Pirate Oso (7-5)
On the Bubble… (3 Games Back)
– JUICE’S and BERRY’s (5-7) – Head-to-Head Total Points Tiebreaker over the Clam Diggers (262.50 – 255.88; total points scored in two games played. Teams split season series 1-1). Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over the San Diego Goats.
– Clam Diggers (5-7) – Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over the San Diego Goats.
– San Diego Goats (5-7)
*Legends Conference*
1.The Gremlins (10-2) – Legends East Division Leaders
2.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (7-5) – Legends West Division Leaders. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Fear The CAT
3.Fear The CAT (7-5) – Legends Central Division Leaders
4.Cacahuetes Orange (8-4) – Wildcard Team
*Legends Wildcard Race*
Notes: The Legends wildcard race is also a hot mess with as many as six teams fighting for one spot. The Cacahuetes Orange have a firm grasp on the wildcard bid as of now, but Hyde Yo Wife, the Soul Snatchers, Beer, Cheese, & Brats, the Surprise Scorpians & Phlying High all have their eyes gunning for them.
On the Outside Looking In… (1 Game Back)
– Hyde Yo Wife (7-5)
On the Bubble… (2 Games Back)
– Soul Snatchers (6-6) – Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Beer, Cheese, & Brats, Surprise Scorpians & Phlying High
– Beer, Cheese, & Brats (6-6) – Conference Tiebreaker (6-5) over both Surprise Scorpians (5-6) & Phlying High (5-6)
– Surprise Scorpians (6-6) – Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Phlying High
– Phlying High (6-6)
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Heading Into Week 11
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (11-1)
2.The Gremlins (10-2)
3.Cacahuetes Orange (8-4)
4.DeSeantourage (8-4)
5.Hyde Yo Wife (7-5)
**Power Rankings**
Heading Into Week 11
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (52.79)
2.The Gremlins (47.12)
3.Surprise Scorpians (45.09)
4.Hyde Yo Wife (44.10)
5.Cacahuetes Orange (42.99)
6.1010011010 (42.14)
7.Dread Pirate Oso (41.14)
8.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (40.18)
9.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (40.00)
10.DeSeantourage (37.89)
11.Soul Snatchers (37.72)
12.Beer, Cheese, & Brats (36.61)
13.Carolina Hitmen (34.34)
14.Fear The CAT (33.10)
15.San Diego Goats (32.95)
16.Phlying High (31.80)
17.Clam Diggers (30.88)
18.Jamstradamus (29.15)
19.JUICE’S and BERRY’s (27.49)
20.BUCKNASTY BOYS (26.08)
T21.I Go Deep (26.03)
T21.Georgia Boy (26.03)
23.Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (23.67)
24.NC Titans (20.45)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood and their owner/coach Michael Liotta is the latest to be voted off of E.L.S.I.E. Island. Their low fantasy point total of 94.62 points was the lowest of the remaining owner/coaches left on E.L.S.I.E. Island. To Mr. Liotta, as always we salute you…
Next week, the remaining owner/coaches left on E.L.S.I.E. Island will be cut in half as four eliminations are coming next week in the final Double Header Weekend of the season…
- Week 10 Elimination:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta - Week 9 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 8 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes - Week 8 Elimination:
Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley - Week 8 Elimination:
JUICE’S and BERRY’s, coached by Monte Johnson - Week 8 Elimination:
San Diego Goats, coached by Chad Kutzke - Week 7 Elimination:
Georgia Boy, coached by Jimmie Lewis - Week 6 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 5 Elimination:
Fear The CAT, coached by Billy Hewitt - Week 4 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 4 Elimination:
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, coached by Joshua Hagerman - Week 4 Elimination:
DeSeantourage, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 4 Elimination:
Orange Peanuts, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 1 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
**Bounties & Fines**
*Bounties Earn – $5.00*
“Snickers Award”, The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Jeremy Langford-RB (32.20 fantasy pts)
Origins: DeSeantourage
Legends: Soul Snatchers
“Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week – Aaron Donald-DL (21.40 fantasy pts)
Origins: Dread Pirate Oso
Legends: The Gremlins
“Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week.
Origins: DeSeantourage – (159.06 fantasy pts)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife – (192.38 fantasy pts)
“Monster Award” – Best Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
This bounty will be removed for the remainder of the season as the point totals are not computing as they should be. Bounties earned through the season from this award will be honored for the end of the year balances.
*Fines Accessed – (-$5.00)*
“Hindsight Award”, aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench.
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered – (63.94 fantasy pts)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians – (51.34 fantasy pts)
“Dunce Award” – Biggest Roster Mistake of the Week.
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered – Michael Floyd (23.30 fantasy pts on the bench)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats – Michael Floyd (23.30 fantasy pts on the bench)
“Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week.
Origins: 1010011010 – (5.34 fantasy pts)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians – (7.02 fantasy pts)
“Doormat Award” – Worse Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
This fine will be removed for the remainder of the season as the point totals are not computing as it should be. Fines accessed through the season from this award will not be deducted from the end of the year balances.
