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**Conference Championship Recaps**
Origins
DeSeantourage Comes Back to Defeat Dread Pirate Oso for First E.L.S.I.E. Bowl Appearance
Difference Maker:
DeSeantourage’s Philip Rivers-QB (19.44 pts)
DeSeantourage came back to defeat Dread Pirate Oso 144.94 to 138.96, earning their first birth in the E.L.S.I.E. Bowl.
DeSeantourage were led to their 5.98 point victory by a 19.44 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 311 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 16.40 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 47 rushing yards in addition to 57 receiving yards.
“It’s go big or go home at this point in the season,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
Dread Pirate Oso were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.56 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 249 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 46 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 15. They also got help from a 20.40 point effort from Delanie Walker, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 64 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“We got a wake-up call,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
Coming up in the E.L.S.I.E. Bowl, DeSeantourage will face Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 21.4-point favorite.
Legends
Hyde Yo Wife Ran Through Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, Favorite to Win E.L.S.I.E. Bowl
Difference Maker:
Hyde Yo Wife’s Cam Newton-QB (38.60 pts)
Hyde Yo Wife ran through Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood by a score of 213.20 to 144.26, extending the winning streak for Hyde Yo Wife to 8 games.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 68.94 point victory by a 38.60 point effort from Cam Newton, who beat the New York Giants defense for 340 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 100 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. They also got help from a 33.20 point effort from Antonio Brown, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 189 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“We fed off the energy of our fans,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.50 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 181 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 24 rushing yards. With this performance, Sanders was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 19.80 point effort from Kamar Aiken, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 128 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We only have to look in the mirror,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Coming up in the E.L.S.I.E. Bowl, DeSeantourage will face Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 21.4-point favorite.
**Origins Draft Lottery Recaps**
#4 San Diego Goats (152.46) at #1 1010011010 (146.84)
#6 Clam Diggers (129.80) at #2 Carolina Hitmen (163.38)
**Origins Draft Order**
As of now…
1. Clam Diggers (Moved up from picking third to first overall due to the Draft Lottery)
2. BUCKNASTY BOYS
3. Georgia Boy
4. JUICE’S and BERRY’s
5.
6.
7. 1010011010
8. I Go Deep
9. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
10. I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
11. Dread Pirate Oso
12. DeSeantourage
**Legends Draft Lottery Recaps**
#7 Jamstradamus (155.06) at #1 The Gremlins (150.58)
#5 Beer, Cheese, & Brats (164.54) at #3 Soul Snatchers (159.34)
**Legends Draft Order**
As of now…
1.
2.
3. NC Titans
4. Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!
5. Soul Snatchers
6. The Gremlins
7. Surprise Scorpians
8. Phlying High
9. Fear The CAT
10. Cacahuetes Orange
11. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
12. Hyde Yo Wife