**Quick Hitter**
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I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks at BUCKNASTY BOYS
X-Factors:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks: Devonta Freeman-RB (17.40) / BUCKNASTY BOYS: Matt Ryan-QB (19.55)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks challenge the 0-0 BUCKNASTY BOYS at BUCKNASTY Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can expect a 17.40 point effort from Devonta Freeman in week 1, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 77.67 rushing yards and 0.74 rushing TD’s in addition to 40.68 receiving yards.
“When these two teams get together you can throw out their records,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ BUCKNASTY BOYS can expect a 19.55 point effort from Matt Ryan in week 1, who is expected to beat the Chicago Bears defense for 327.32 passing yards and 2.29 passing TD’s in addition to 5.06 rushing yards.
“We have to get after it,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
Line: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks -5.8
**Prime Time Game of the Week**
Clam Diggers at I Go Deep
X-Factors:
Clam Diggers: Dak Prescott-QB (17.00) / I Go Deep: Le’Veon Bell-RB (19.25)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the Clam Diggers play I Go Deep at Myles Deep Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ Clam Diggers can expect a 17.00 point effort from Dak Prescott in week 1, who is expected to get by the New York Giants defense for 245.86 passing yards and 1.62 passing TD’s in addition to 14.1 rushing yards.
“We’ll have to find a way to get Dak in a rhythm early,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Go Deep can expect a 19.25 point effort from Le’Veon Bell in week 1, who is expected to beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 109.63 rushing yards and 0.64 rushing TD’s in addition to 35.64 receiving yards.
“If we can get him going, they won’t be able to stop us,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Line: Clam Diggers -6.1
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered at Hyde Yo Wife
***League Perk in Effect***
Hyde Yo Wife’s 14pt Home Field Advantage
X-Factors:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered: Cam Newton-QB (18.31) / Hyde Yo Wife: Antonio Brown-WR (16.10)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered play Hyde Yo Wife at B.o.B. Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered can expect a 18.31 point effort from Cam Newton in week 1, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 241 passing yards and 1.78 passing TD’s in addition to 30 rushing yards.
“We have to dig deep within ourselves,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hyde Yo Wife can expect a 16.10 point effort from Antonio Brown in week 1, who is expected to beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 107.85 receiving yards and 0.8 receiving TD’s in addition to 1.42 rushing yards.
“They’re a very discipline team,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Line: Hyde Yo Wife -18.1
Da South at The Gremlins
X-Factors:
Da South: Aaron Rodgers-QB (19.92) / The Gremlins: Vince Williams-LB (14.56)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Da South play The Gremlins at the Mogwai Coliseum.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Da South can expect a 19.92 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 1, who is expected to get by the Seattle Seahawks’ defense for 282.87 passing yards and 2.41 passing TD’s in addition to 19.71 rushing yards.
“We have to play with our ears pinned back,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Gremlins can expect a 14.56 point effort from Vince Williams in week 1, who is expected to beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 5.53 tackles and 0.06 interceptions.
“We’ll have to stick to our bread-and-butter,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Line: Da South -5.9
Breakin Tackles at Feeling Green
X-Factors:
Breakin Tackles: Ben Roethlisberger-QB (17.10) / Feeling Green: Marcus Mariota-QB (15.74)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Breakin Tackles will challenge Feeling Green at GreenZone Stadium.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Breakin Tackles can expect a 17.10 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger in week 1, who is expected to beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 310.63 passing yards and 1.93 passing TD’s in addition to 1.32 rushing yards.
“This is a game for the ages,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Feeling Green can expect a 15.74 point effort from Marcus Mariota in week 1, who is expected to get by the Oakland Raiders defense for 255 passing yards and 1.59 passing TD’s in addition to 25 rushing yards.
“We have to leave everything on the field,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Line: Feeling Green -31.2
The Urge to Purge at Maclin on Dat Ass
X-Factors:
The Urge to Purge: Antonio Morrison-LB (13.40) / Maclin on Dat Ass: Russell Wilson-QB (17.83)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, The Urge to Purge face off against Maclin on Dat Ass at Dick Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Urge to Purge can expect a 13.40 point effort from Antonio Morrison in week 1, who is expected to beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 6.21 tackles and 0.04 interceptions.
“We don’t like them, and they don’t like us,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Maclin on Dat Ass can expect a 17.83 point effort from Russell Wilson in week 1, who is expected to get by the Green Bay Packers defense for 279.2 passing yards and 1.98 passing TD’s in addition to 21.68 rushing yards.
“Turnovers will be key,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
Line: The Urge to Purge -23.8
Beer, Cheese, & Brats at Carnival of Pain
X-Factors:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats: David Johnson-RB (18.76) / Carnival of Pain: Cam Newton-QB (18.31)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Beer, Cheese, & Brats challenge the Carnival of Pain at The Fun House.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 18.76 point effort from David Johnson in week 1, who is expected to sneak past the Detroit Lions defense for 70.97 rushing yards and 0.87 rushing TD’s in addition to 50.39 receiving yards.
“We can’t get complacent,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ Carnival of Pain can expect a 18.31 point effort from Cam Newton in week 1, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 241 passing yards and 1.78 passing TD’s in addition to 30 rushing yards.
“We have to rise to the occasion,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Line: Beer, Cheese, & Brats -14.2
Alderaan Wookies at Carolina Hitmen
X-Factors:
Alderaan Wookies: Dak Prescott-QB (17.00) / Carolina Hitmen: Tom Brady-QB (19.13)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Alderaan Wookies challenge the Carolina Hitmen at Assassin’s Arena.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ Alderaan Wookies can expect a 17.00 point effort from Dak Prescott in week 1, who is expected to get by the New York Giants defense for 245.86 passing yards and 1.62 passing TD’s in addition to 14.1 rushing yards.
“They are coached great, what can I say,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ Carolina Hitmen can expect a 19.13 point effort from Tom Brady in week 1, who is expected to get by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 299.96 passing yards and 2.18 passing TD’s in addition to 5.43 rushing yards.
“It’s going to be a battle of the titans,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Line: Carolina Hitmen -23.3
NC Titans at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
X-Factors:
NC Titans: Derek Carr-QB (16.81) / Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Aaron Rodgers-QB (19.92)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the NC Titans face off against Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood at Rodgers Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ NC Titans can expect a 16.81 point effort from Derek Carr in week 1, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 274.5 passing yards and 2.09 passing TD’s in addition to 5.29 rushing yards.
“We’ll have to find a way to limit what Rodgers can do,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood can expect a 19.92 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 1, who is expected to get by the Seattle Seahawks’ defense for 282.87 passing yards and 2.41 passing TD’s in addition to 19.71 rushing yards.
“We have to come out of the locker room fired up,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Line: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood -1.8
Smoked Salmons at BendTheKnee
X-Factors:
Smoked Salmons: Matt Ryan-QB (19.55) / BendTheKnee: Le’Veon Bell-RB (19.25)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Smoked Salmons face off against BendTheKnee at The Game of Thrones Dome.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ Smoked Salmons can expect a 19.55 point effort from Matt Ryan in week 1, who is expected to beat the Chicago Bears defense for 327.32 passing yards and 2.29 passing TD’s in addition to 5.06 rushing yards.
“We have to stay hungry,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, BendTheKnee can expect a 19.25 point effort from Le’Veon Bell in week 1, who is expected to beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 109.63 rushing yards and 0.64 rushing TD’s in addition to 35.64 receiving yards.
“We’ve got a top-tier offense against a first-rate defense — something’s got to give,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
Line: Smoked Salmons -0.2
Fournettecation at Wellington Wells Whifflers
X-Factors:
Fournettecation: Drew Brees-QB (14.63) / Wellington Wells Whifflers: Derek Carr-QB (16.81)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Fournettecation will face off against the Wellington Wells Whifflers at Wankdorf Stadium.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Fournettecation can expect a 14.63 point effort from Drew Brees in week 1, who is expected to get by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 278.04 passing yards and 1.84 passing TD’s in addition to 1.13 rushing yards.
“We’re playing for respect,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ Wellington Wells Whifflers can expect a 16.81 point effort from Derek Carr in week 1, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 274.5 passing yards and 2.09 passing TD’s in addition to 5.29 rushing yards.
“We’re fired up and ready to go,” Wellington Wells Whifflers coach Aaron Mathiason said.
Line: Fournettecation -2.3
House of Cards at Surprise Scorpians
*** League Perk in Effect***
House of Card’s No Home Field Advantage
X-Factors:
House of Cards: Kirk Cousins-QB (16.09) / Surprise Scorpians: Tom Brady-QB (1913)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the House of Cards play the Surprise Scorpians at AlcoholicA Stadium.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ House of Cards can expect a 16.09 point effort from Kirk Cousins in week 1, who is expected to get by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 275.07 passing yards and 1.54 passing TD’s in addition to 5.39 rushing yards.
“They like to talk smack,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, theĀ Surprise Scorpians can expect a 19.13 point effort from Tom Brady in week 1, who is expected to get by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 299.96 passing yards and 2.18 passing TD’s in addition to 5.43 rushing yards.
“We won’t be intimidated,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Line: Surprise Scorpians -7.8
