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**Recaps**

Wellington Wells Whifflers Take Down Clam Diggers

Difference Maker: Chris Boswell-K (19.50 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the Wellington Wells Whifflers beat a strong Clam Diggers team by a score of 140.51 to 106.35, behind the support of 66,220 faithful fans at Wankdorf Stadium.

The Wellington Wells Whifflers were led to their 34.16 point victory by a 19.50 point effort from Chris Boswell, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 4 field goals made and 4 extra points. With this performance, Boswell was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 11. They also got help from a 15.00 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 4 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.

It was a workman-like effort,” Wellington Wells Whifflers coach Aaron Mathiason said.

The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.50 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 134 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 3 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 14.50 point effort from Marvin Jones, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

You’ve got to hand it to them,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

This brings the record for the Wellington Wells Whifflers to 7-6, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, 8-5 Feeling Green are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 4.9-point underdog, while the Wellington Wells Whifflers are at 9-4 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 3-point favorite. In the double header, the Clam Diggers are at 6-7 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 13.1-point underdog, while the Wellington Wells Whifflers are at 6-7 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 11.5-point underdog.

Feeling Green Embarrass Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Difference Maker: Russell Wilson-QB (30.92 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Feeling Green embarrassed a hapless Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 188.72 to 125.23, extending the winning streak for Feeling Green to 3 games.

Feeling Green were led to their 63.49 point victory by a 30.92 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 258 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 86 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 22.95 point effort from Christian Kirksey, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 8 tackles.

We proved we’re the better team,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.25 point effort from Jordan Poyer, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Poyer was the number 4 ranked defensive safety for week 11. They also got help from a 15.50 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 8 tackles.

They out-hustled us,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.

This brings the record for Feeling Green to 8-5, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 5-8.

Coming up in week 12, Feeling Green are at the 7-6 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 4.9-point underdog, while Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 6-7 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 0.9-point underdog. In the double header, Feeling Green are at the 7-6 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 24.7-point underdog, while Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 6-7 Da South, where Da South are an early 7.5-point favorite.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats Slam Carolina Hitmen

Difference Maker: Jordan Poyer-DB (18.25 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Beer, Cheese, & Brats slammed a hapless the Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 167.37 to 114.46, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 5 games.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 52.91 point victory by a 18.25 point effort from Jordan Poyer, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Poyer was the number 4 ranked defensive safety for week 11. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Christian Jones, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles.

We’re happy to get this win,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.

The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.56 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 339 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 13.60 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 76 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

Turnovers killed us,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.

This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 8-5, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, Carolina Hitmen are at 1-12 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 12-point favorite, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 7-6 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 9.9-point underdog. In the double header, 8-5 Feeling Green are at Carolina Hitmen, where Carolina Hitmen are an early 24.7-point underdog, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 6-7 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 10.2-point underdog.

The Urge to Purge Murder Breakin Tackles

Difference Maker: Landon Collins-DB (28.85 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, The Urge to Purge murdered a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 175.96 to 105.06, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,466 at The Barn.

The Urge to Purge were led to their 70.90 point victory by a 28.50 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 11 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Collins was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20.48 point effort from D’Onta Foreman, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 65 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 15 receiving yards.

This is the greatest feeling in the world,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.

Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.26 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 299 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11.25 point effort from Ryan Shazier, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 5 tackles.

These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.

This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 9-4, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 1-12.

Coming up in week 12, the 7-6 Wellington Wells Whifflers are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 3-point favorite, while the 7-6 Carolina Hitmen are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 12-point favorite. In the double header, Breakin Tackles are at the 4-9 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 9.8-point underdog, while 6-7 I Go Deep are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 8.9-point favorite.

I Go Deep Outmuscles BUCKNASTY BOYS

Difference Maker: Adoree Jackson-DB (26.52 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, I Go Deep beat a strong BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 164.33 to 126.25, behind the support of 72,905 faithful fans at Myles Deep Field.

I Go Deep were led to their 38.08 point victory by a 26.52 point effort from Adoree Jackson, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 11 tackles. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked defensive cornerback for week 11. They also got help from a 16.56 point effort from Andy Dalton, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 154 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 4 rushing yards.

This team has served notice,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.

The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.60 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 4 ranked defensive linebacker for week 11. They also got help from a 18.65 point effort from Vince Williams, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 6 tackles.

They ate our lunch,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.

This brings the record for I Go Deep to 6-7, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 12, the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 6-7 Da South, where Da South are an early 12.8-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at 6-7 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 5.5-point underdog. In the double header, 1-12 Breakin Tackles are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 9.8-point underdog, while I Go Deep are at 9-4 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 8.9-point favorite.

Maclin on Dat Ass Get Passed Da South

Difference Maker: Brandin Cooks-WR (22.90 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Maclin on Dat Ass squeaked by a tough Da South team by a score of 178.00 to 168.64, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,187 at the Po Boy Dome.

Maclin on Dat Ass were led to their 9.36 point victory by a 22.90 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Cooks was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 22.50 point effort from Deone Bucannon, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 9 tackles.

We were really on our game,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.

Da South were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.50 point effort from Kwon Alexander, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 18.05 point effort from Cameron Heyward, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.

I don’t want to point fingers,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.

Causing further embarrassment, Da South could have scored 184.44 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dave Jackson left key players like Jimmy Graham and his corresponding 13.80 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Maclin on Dat Ass to 6-7, and drops Da South to a record of 6-7.

Coming up in week 12, 5-8 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 0.9-point underdog, while the 4-9 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at Da South, where Da South are an early 12.8-point favorite. In the double header, the 7-6 Clam Diggers are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 13.1-point underdog, while 5-8 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at Da South, where Da South are an early 7.5-point favorite.

Hyde Yo Wife Knock Out NC Titans

Difference Maker: Antonio Brown-WR (34.32 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Hyde Yo Wife squeaked by a tough NC Titans team by a score of 177.49 to 168.78, extending the losing streak for the NC Titans to 6 games.

Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 8.71 point victory by a 34.32 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 144 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Brown was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 21.50 point effort from Kwon Alexander, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception.

It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.

The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.00 point effort from Kenny Stills, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 180 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Stills was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 25.45 point effort from Vonn Bell, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 10 tackles.

We dug ourselves a deep hole,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 7-6, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 12, Hyde Yo Wife are at 6-7 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 20.9-point underdog, while the NC Titans are at the 9-4 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 1.5-point underdog, In the double header, the 7-6 Alderaan Wookies are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 6.2-point underdog, while the NC Titans are at 10-3 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 32.5-point favorite.

The Gremlins Edge Alderaan Wookies

Difference Maker: Damon Harrison-DL (13.90 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, The Gremlins squeaked by a tough Alderaan Wookies team by a score of 137.36 to 124.60, behind the support of 65,332 faithful fans at Mogwai Coliseum.

The Gremlins were led to their 12.76 point victory by a 13.90 point effort from Damon Harrison, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 3 tackles. With this performance, Harrison was the number 3 ranked defensive tackle for week 11. They also got help from a 13.60 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 76 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We’re tickled to death,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

The Alderaan Wookies were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.60 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 42 rushing yards in addition to 74 receiving yards. With this performance, Kamara was the number 5 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points.

We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.

Adding salt to the wound, the Alderaan Wookies could have scored 195.76 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Champ Douglas left key players like Kirk Cousins and his corresponding 24.98 points on the bench.

The Gremlins took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 15 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 11.

This brings the record for The Gremlins to 6-7, and drops the Alderaan Wookies to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, 7-6 Hyde Yo Wife are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 20.9-point underdog, while the Alderaan Wookies are at 10-3 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 8.3-point favorite. In the double header, 8-5 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 10.2-point underdog, while the Alderaan Wookies are at 7-6 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 6.2-point underdog.

Surprise Scorpians Surprise Carnival of Pain

Difference Maker: Tom Brady-QB (26.56 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the Surprise Scorpians beat a strong Carnival of Pain team by a score of 173.51 to 143.09, behind the support of 73,473 faithful fans at AlcoholicA Stadium.

The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 30.42 point victory by a 26.56 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 339 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 21.30 point effort from Jadeveon Clowney, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 3 tackles.

This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.

The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.95 point effort from Christian Kirksey, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Kirksey was the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 11. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from C.J. Mosley, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 7 tackles.

They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.

This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 6-7, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 9-4.

Coming up in week 12, the 2-11 NC Titans are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 1.5-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpians are at the 9-4 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 35.6-point favorite. In the double header, the 9-4 Smoked Salmons are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 33.5-point underdog, while 6-7 Fournettecation are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 6.1-point underdog.

Smoked Salmons Smoke Fournettecation

Difference Maker: Russell Wilson-DB (30.92 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Smoked Salmons smoked a hapless Fournettecation team by a score of 191.32 to 131.70, extending the winning streak for the Smoked Salmons to 3 games.

The Smoked Salmons were led to their 59.62 point victory by a 30.92 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 258 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 86 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 28.50 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 11 tackles and 1 interception.

We took care of business,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre said.

Fournettecation were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.30 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Thielen was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 11.75 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 5 tackles.

The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.

This brings the record for the Smoked Salmons to 9-4, and drops Fournettecation to a record of 6-7.

Coming up in week 12, the 6-7 Surprise Scorpians are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 35.6-point favorite, while Fournettecation are at the 6-7 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 1-point favorite. In the double header, the Smoked Salmons are at the 9-4 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 33.5-point underdog, while Fournettecation are at the 6-7 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 6.1-point underdog.

BendTheKnee Slams Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

Difference Maker: Ben Roethlisberger-QB (26.96 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, BendTheKnee beat a strong Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 186.36 to 132.96, behind the support of 66,159 faithful fans at The Game of Thrones Dome.

BendTheKnee were led to their 53.40 point victory by a 26.96 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 299 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 24.60 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.

This win was no fluke,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.90 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Cooks was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 19.20 point effort from Case Keenum, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 280 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 20 rushing yards.

They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

This brings the record for BendTheKnee to 10-3, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, 8-5 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 9.9-point underdog, while the 7-6 Alderaan Wookies are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 8.3-point favorite. In the double header, the 2-11 NC Titans are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 32.5-point favorite, while the 6-7 House of Cards are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 6.0-point underdog.

I Got Sacks Take Down House of Cards

Difference Maker: Antonio Brown-WR (34.32 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks squeaked by a tough House of Cards team by a score of 184.25 to 168.06, extending the losing streak for the House of Cards to 6 games.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 16.19 point victory by a 34.32 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 144 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Brown was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 24.60 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 114 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.

We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.

The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.20 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 159 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Allen was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 22.50 point effort from Deone Bucannon, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 9 tackles.

This is a bitter pill to swallow,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

Compounding the issue, the House of Cards could have scored 201.71 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mike Friery left key players like Vontaze Burfict and his corresponding 27.45 points on the bench.

This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 6-7, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 6-7.

Coming up in week 12, 6-7 I Go Deep are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 5.5-point underdog, while 6-7 Fournettecation are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 1-point favorite. In the double header, the 7-6 Wellington Wells Whifflers are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 11.5-point underdog, while the House of Cards are at 7-6 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 6.0-point underdog.

**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**

1. BendTheKnee (10-3)

2. Smoked Salmons (9-4)

3. The Urge to Purge (9-4)

4. Carnival of Pain (9-4)

5. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (8-5)

**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

The Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez, and their fantasy point total of (106.35) were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest total for this week. To Mr. Perez, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…

  • Week 11 Elimination: Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez
  • Week 10 Elimination: Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth
  • Week 9 Elimination: BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines
  • Week 8 Elimination: House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery
  • Week 8 Elimination: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta
  • Week 8 Elimination: I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis
  • Week 8 Elimination: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson
  • Week 7 Elimination: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta
  • Week 6 Elimination: Feeling Green, coached by Donavin Serras
  • Week 5 Elimination: Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
  • Week 4 Elimination: BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey
  • Week 4 Elimination: Wellington Wells Whifflers, coached by Aaron Mathiason
  • Week 4 Elimination: Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett
  • Week 4 Elimination: Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott
  • Week 3 Elimination: NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick
  • Week 2 Elimination: Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn
  • Week 1 Elimination: Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler

Four teams will be eliminated in the last of our Double Header Weekends this week to cut the field down from 7 teams to 3 teams for the E.L.S.I.E. Island finale in week 13.

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Antonio Brown-WR (34.32 fantasy points)

Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Budda Baker-DB (34.70 fantasy points)

Origins: None

Legends: None, Hyde Yo Wife did not start Baker

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Feeling Green (188.72)

Legends: Smoked Salmons (191.32)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: The Urge to Purge (70.90)

Legends: Smoked Salmons (59.62)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week Russell Wilson (30.92)

Origins: Feeling Green

Legends: Smoked Salmons

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – LeSean McCoy (24.60)

Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks

Legends: Smoked Salmons

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Ricky Seals-Jones (19.65)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Chris Boswell (19.50)

Origins: Wellington Wells Whifflers

Legends: Surprise Scorpians

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Yannick Ngakoue (22.95)

Origins: None

Legends: None, the Alderaan Wookies did not start Ngakoue

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week James Burgess (27.95)

Origins: None

Legends: None, BendTheKnee did not start Burgess

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award”  aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: Da South (9.36)

Legends: NC Titans (8.71)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (70.90)

Legends: Fournettecation (59.62)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (105.06)

Legends: Alderaan Wookies (124.60)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered – Started Jordy Nelson-WR (2.40) while being out performed by Keenan Allen-WR (28.20)

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife – Started Devin McCourty-DB (0.48) while being out performed by Budda Baker-DB (34.70)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: Breakin Tackles (63.95)

Legends: Alderaan Wookies (100.96)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: The Gremlins

**League Perks**

This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2017 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.

Used:

House of Cards – No Home Field Advantage (4/4)

Surprise Scorpians used their immunity League Perk from 2015

Hyde Yo Wife’s – 14pt Home Field Advantage (4/4)

Beer, Cheese, & Brats can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)

In Effect:

The NC Titans hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers for the entire 2017 season.

Have Not Been Used As of Yet:

Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up to three spots in next years fantasy draft.

The Wellington Wells Whifflers have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.


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