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**Recaps**

Feeling Green Sacks I Got Sacks

Difference Maker: Vontaze Burfict-LB (28.85 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, Feeling Green beat a strong I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 184.67 to 158.71, extending the winning streak for Feeling Green to 3 games.

Feeling Green were led to their 25.96 point victory by a 28.85 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Burfict was the number 3 ranked defensive linebacker for week 5. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from A.J. Green, who tore apart the Buffalo Bills defense for 189 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.75 point effort from Geno Atkins, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 3 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. With this performance, Atkins was the number 3 ranked defensive tackle for week 5. They also got help from a 16.55 point effort from T.J. Watt, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 5 tackles.

They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.

This brings the record for Feeling Green to 5-1, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 6, Feeling Green are at 4-2 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 0.3-point underdog, while the 3-3 Clam Diggers are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 0.1-point favorite.

The Clam Diggers Stop Wellington Wells Whifflers

Difference Maker: Dak Prescott-QB (28.74 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the Clam Diggers squeaked by a tough Wellington Wells Whifflers team by a score of 160.74 to 148.29, extending the losing streak for the Wellington Wells Whifflers to 3 games.

The Clam Diggers were led to their 12.45 point victory by a 28.74 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 251 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 37 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 19.50 point effort from Kendell Beckwith, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 12 tackles.

We proved we’re the better team,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

The Wellington Wells Whifflers were helped out in a losing cause by a 35.04 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 261 passing yards and 5 passing TD’s in addition to 31 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 28.30 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the New York Giants defense for 105 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards.

We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Wellington Wells Whifflers coach Aaron Mathiason said.

Adding salt to the wound, the Wellington Wells Whifflers could have scored 173.09 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Aaron Mathiason left key players like Davante Adams and his corresponding 18.60 points on the bench.

This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 3-3, and drops the Wellington Wells Whifflers to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, the Clam Diggers are at 3-3 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 0.1-point favorite, while the Wellington Wells Whifflers are at 4-2 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 30.7-point underdog.

The Gremlins Conquer Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Difference Maker: DeAndre Hopkins-WR (23.20 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Gremlins beat a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 183.37 to 158.92, behind the support of 70,237 faithful fans at Mogwai Coliseum.

The Gremlins were led to their 24.45 point victory by a 23.20 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 52 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hopkins was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 20.82 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Giants defense for 258 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards.

This team showed a lot of pride,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.75 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 6 tackles. With this performance, Alonso was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 5. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Jordan Poyer, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.

I don’t want to point fingers,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.

This brings the record for The Gremlins to 3-3, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-4 Wellington Wells Whifflers are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 30.7-point underdog, while 2-4 Fournettecation are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 19.4-point favorite.

The BUCKNASTY BOYS Take Down the Carolina Hitmen

Difference Maker: Telvin Smith-LB (31.80 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the BUCKNASTY BOYS beat a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 161.59 to 136.32, behind the support of 72,700 faithful fans at BUCKNASTY Field.

The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led to their 25.27 point victory by a 31.80 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 26.10 point effort from Barry Church, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.

The important thing is that we won,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.

The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.20 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 52 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hopkins was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Adam Vinatieri, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

They out-hustled us,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.

This brings the record for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 3-3, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 6, the Carolina Hitmen are at 2-4 Da South, where Da South are an early 2.1-point favorite, while 3-3 I Go Deep are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 15.0-point underdog.

The Urge to Purge Take Out I Go Deep

Difference Maker: Carson Wentz-QB (30.26 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, The Urge to Purge beat a strong I Go Deep team by a score of 188.22 to 163.61, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,258 at Myles Deep Field.

The Urge to Purge were led to their 24.61 point victory by a 30.26 point effort from Carson Wentz, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 304 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Wentz was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 29.95 point effort from Reshad Jones, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 6 tackles.

We sent a message here today,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.

I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.00 point effort from Melvin Ingram, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Ingram was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 5. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Odell Beckham, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.

This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 4-2, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 6, The Urge to Purge are at the 4-2 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 4.3-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at the 3-3 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 15.0-point underdog.

The Carnival of Pain Slams Maclin on Dat Ass

Difference Maker: Leonard Fournette-RB (32.40 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Carnival of Pain slammed a hapless Maclin on Dat Ass team by a score of 192.21 to 126.87, behind the support of 69,856 faithful fans at The Fun House.

The Carnival of Pain were led to their 65.34 point victory by a 32.40 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 181 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Fournette was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 29.95 point effort from Reshad Jones, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 6 tackles.

We made our own breaks,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.

Maclin on Dat Ass were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.00 point effort from Leonard Floyd, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 6 tackles. With this performance, Floyd was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 5. They also got help from a 12.05 point effort from Tony Jefferson, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 3 tackles.

We beat ourselves,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.

This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 4-2, and drops Maclin on Dat Ass to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, 4-2 The Urge to Purge are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 4.3-point favorite, while the 1-5 NC Titans are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 25.1-point favorite.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats Demolish Breakin Tackles

Difference Maker: Jordan Poyer-DB (19.00 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Beer, Cheese, & Brats demolished a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 139.05 to 82.39, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 6 games.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 56.66 point victory by a 19.00 point effort from Jordan Poyer, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Odell Beckham, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

We took it to them today,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.

Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.75 point effort from Ryan Shazier, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 9.16 point effort from JuJu Smith-Schuster, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 58 receiving yards.

We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.

Compounding the issue, Breakin Tackles could have scored 144.62 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chris Butler left key players like Earl Thomas and his corresponding 21.65 points on the bench.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 3-3, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 0-6.

Coming up in week 6, 3-3 Hyde Yo Wife are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 54.2-point underdog, while the 3-3 Alderaan Wookies are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 15.4-point underdog.

The House of Cards Send Hyde Yo Wife Packing

Difference Maker: Vontaze Burfict-LB (28.85 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the House of Cards beat a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 189.67 to 141.94, extending the winning streak for the House of Cards to 4 games.

The House of Cards were led to their 47.73 point victory by a 28.85 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Burfict was the number 3 ranked defensive linebacker for week 5. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from A.J. Green, who tore apart the Buffalo Bills defense for 189 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We finally got the monkey off our backs,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.65 point effort from Ray-Ray Armstrong, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Armstrong was the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 5. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Devin McCourty, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 11 tackles.

I tip my hat to them,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.

This brings the record for the House of Cards to 5-1, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 6, Hyde Yo Wife are at 0-6 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 54.2-point underdog, while 6-0 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 10.5-point underdog.

Da South Smoke the Alderaan Wookies

Difference Maker: Leonard Fournette-RB (32.40 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Da South beat a strong Alderaan Wookies team by a score of 182.64 to 147.26, behind the support of 69,066 faithful fans at the Po Boy Dome.

Da South were led to their 35.38 point victory by a 32.40 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 181 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Fournette was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 20.04 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 221 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 32 rushing yards.

We were really on our game,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.

The Alderaan Wookies were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.74 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 251 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 37 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15.20 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 6 tackles.

They were the better team tonight,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.

Causing further embarrassment, the Alderaan Wookies could have scored 182.96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Champ Douglas left key players like Deshaun Watson and his corresponding 35.04 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Da South to 2-4, and drops the Alderaan Wookies to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-3 Carolina Hitmen are at Da South, where Da South are an early 2.1-point favorite, while the Alderaan Wookies are at 3-3 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 15.4-point underdog.

The Smoked Salmons Embarrass the NC Titans

Difference Maker: Mark Barron-LB (22.25 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, the Smoked Salmons embarrassed a hapless NC Titans team by a score of 155.37 to 91.48, extending the winning streak for Smoked Salmons to 4 games.

The Smoked Salmons were led to their 63.89 point victory by a 22.25 point effort from Mark Barron, who beat the Seattle Seahawks offense for 12 tackles. With this performance, Barron was the number 4 ranked defensive linebacker for week 5. They also got help from a 12.10 point effort from Zach Ertz, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 61 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We needed this win,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre said.

The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 12.55 point effort from Gerald McCoy, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 3 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. With this performance, McCoy was the number 5 ranked defensive tackle for week 5. They also got help from a 12.00 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

This brings the record for the Smoked Salmons to 4-2, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, the NC Titans are at 1-5 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 25.1-point favorite, while the Smoked Salmons are at the 1-5 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 3.7-point underdog.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Punish the Surprise Scorpians

Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (28.30 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood punished a hapless Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 175.66 to 101.01, extending the winning streak for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 6 games.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 74.65 point victory by a 28.30 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the New York Giants defense for 105 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 2 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 20.04 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 221 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 32 rushing yards.

We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.64 point effort from Jerick McKinnon, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 95 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards. With this performance, McKinnon was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 15.20 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 82 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

That’s the key statistic…, turnovers,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.

This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 6-0, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, the 4-2 Smoked Salmons are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 3.7-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the 5-1 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 10.5-point underdog.

BendTheKnee Pound Fournettecation

Difference Maker: Telvin Smith-LB (31.80 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, BendTheKnee beat a strong Fournettecation team by a score of 173.23 to 139.46, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,437 at Sixty Ninth Bank Stadium.

BendTheKnee were led to their 33.77 point victory by a 31.80 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 28.00 point effort from Melvin Ingram, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.

We’re going to use this win as a building block,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.

Fournettecation were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.86 point effort from Alex Smith, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 324 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 19 rushing yards. With this performance, Smith was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15.25 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 7 tackles.

We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.

This brings the record for BendTheKnee to 4-2, and drops Fournettecation to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, 5-1 Feeling Green are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 0.3-point underdog, while Fournettecation are at 3-3 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 19.4-point favorite.

**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**

1. Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood (6-0)

2. Feeling Green (5-1)

3. House of Cards (5-1)

4. BendTheKnee (4-2)

5. The Urge to Purge (4-2)

**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

The Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan, and their fantasy point total of (136.32) were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest total for this week. To Mr. Morgan, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…

  • Week 5 Elimination: Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
  • Week 4 Elimination: BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey
  • Week 4 Elimination: Wellington Wells Whifflers, coached by Aaron Mathiason
  • Week 4 Elimination: Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett
  • Week 4 Elimination: Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott
  • Week 3 Elimination: NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick
  • Week 2 Elimination: Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn
  • Week 1 Elimination: Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Deshaun Watson-QB (35.04 fantasy points)

Origins: Wellington Wells Whifflers

Legends: None, the Alderaan Wookies did not start Watson

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Telvin Smith-LB (31.80 fantasy points)

Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS

Legends: BendTheKnee

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: The Urge to Purge (188.22)

Legends: Carnival of Pain (192.21)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: Carnival of Pain (65.34)

Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (74.65)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Leonard Fournette (32.40)

Origins: Da South

Legends: Carnival of Pain

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – A.J. Green (24.90)

Origins: Feeling Green

Legends: House of Cards

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Ed Dickson (17.50)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Harrison Butker/Adam Vinatieri (18.00)

Origins: None, I Go Deep did not start Butker/Carolina Hitmen

Legends: None, Beer, Cheese, & Brats did not start Butker/None, Fournettecation did not start Vinatieri

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Melvin Ingram (28.00)

Origins: I Go Deep

Legends: BendTheKnee

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Reshad Jones (29.95)

Origins: The Urge to Purge

Legends: Carnival of Pain

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award”  aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: Wellington Wells Whifflers (12.45)

Legends: Fournettecation (33.77)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: Maclin on Dat Ass (65.34)

Legends: Surprise Scorpians (74.65)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (82.39)

Legends: NC Titans (91.48)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: Breakin Tackles – Started J.J. Watt-DL (1.50) while being out performed by Akiem Hicks-DL (21.50)

Legends: Alderaan Wookies – Started Tyrann Mathieu-DB (3.75) while being out performed by Earl Thomas-DB (21.65)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: Breakin Tackles (89.21)

Legends: Alderaan Wookies (78.26)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: NC Titans

**League Perks**

This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2017 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.

Used:

House of Cards – No Home Field Advantage (4/4)

Surprise Scorpians used their immunity League Perk from 2015

In Effect:

Beer, Cheese, & Brats can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (1/2)

Hyde Yo Wife’s – 14pt Home Field Advantage (3/4)

The NC Titans hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers for the entire 2017 season.

Have Not Been Used As of Yet:

Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up to three spots in next years fantasy draft.

The Wellington Wells Whifflers have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.


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