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** Recaps**

No recaps in an effort to get the Post Game Buzz’s caught up!

**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**

1. Smoked Salmons (11-4)

2. The Urge to Purge (11-4)

3. BendTheKnee (11-4)

4. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (10-5)

5. Feeling Green (10-5)

**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

Fournettecation (131.76), the Carnival of Pain (139.32), The Gremlins (145.16) & the Alderaan Wookies (150.45) were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest total for this week. To Mr. Jensen, Mr. Shavers, Mr. Arcand & Mr. Douglas, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…

  • Week 12 Elimination: Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
  • Week 12 Elimination: The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
  • Week 12 Elimination: Carnival of Pain, coached by Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr.
  • Week 12 Elimination: Fournettecation, coached by C.J. Jensen
  • Week 11 Elimination: Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez
  • Week 10 Elimination: Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth
  • Week 9 Elimination: BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines
  • Week 8 Elimination: House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery
  • Week 8 Elimination: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta
  • Week 8 Elimination: I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis
  • Week 8 Elimination: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson
  • Week 7 Elimination: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta
  • Week 6 Elimination: Feeling Green, coached by Donavin Serras
  • Week 5 Elimination: Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
  • Week 4 Elimination: BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey
  • Week 4 Elimination: Wellington Wells Whifflers, coached by Aaron Mathiason
  • Week 4 Elimination: Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett
  • Week 4 Elimination: Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott
  • Week 3 Elimination: NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick
  • Week 2 Elimination: Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn
  • Week 1 Elimination: Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler

The E.L.S.I.E. Island finale in week 13 is upon us, good luck to Da South, The Urge to Purge & the Smoked Salmons as the top scorer this week will take home The E.L.S.I.E. Island championship & a $50 reward.

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Julio Jones-WR (40.80 fantasy points)

Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Blake Martinez-LB (32.55 fantasy points)

Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Legends: Fournettecation

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (187.63)

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (224.90)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: Feeling Green (65.21)

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (74.45)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Philip Rivers (29.86)

Origins: Da South

Legends: The Gremlins

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Alvin Kamara (32.80)

Origins: Feeling Green

Legends: Alderaan Wookies

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Rob Gronkowski (20.20)

Origins: Da South

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Phil Dawson (16.50)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Cameron Jordan (22.00)

Origins: Wellington Wells Whifflers

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week Desmond King (32.14)

Origins: None

Legends: None

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award”  aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS (2.48)

Legends: BendTheKnee (3.03)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: Clam Diggers (65.21)

Legends: Alderaan Wookies (74.45)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Clam Diggers (109.31)

Legends: Surprise Scorpians (111.68)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: Clam Diggers – Started Kareem Hunt (2.60) while being out performed by Jamaal Williams-RB (27.50)

Legends: Smoked Salmons – Started Doug Baldwin-WR (2.00) while being out performed by Robby Anderson-WR (28.60)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: Clam Diggers (123.50)

Legends: Alderaan Wookies (107.46)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

**League Perks**

This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2017 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.

Used:

House of Cards – No Home Field Advantage (4/4)

Surprise Scorpians used their immunity League Perk from 2015

Hyde Yo Wife’s – 14pt Home Field Advantage (4/4)

Beer, Cheese, & Brats can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)

In Effect:

The NC Titans hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers for the entire 2017 season.

Have Not Been Used As of Yet:

Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up to three spots in next years fantasy draft.

The Wellington Wells Whifflers have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.


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