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**Recaps**

Origins Conference

Clam Diggers Take Down Carolina Hitmen

Difference Maker: Landon Collins-DB (25.00 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the Clam Diggers beat a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 153.38 to 135.14, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 4 games.

The Clam Diggers were led to their 18.24 point victory by a 25.00 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Collins was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 6. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 157 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.

We’re going to savor this victory,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.24 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 376 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 19.90 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 139 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We shot ourselves in the foot,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.

This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 5-2, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 7, the Carolina Hitmen are at the 3-4 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 4.3-point underdog, while 3-4 DeSeantourage are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 15.8-point underdog.

Maclin on Dat Ass Squeak Pass Barbaric Milk Jousters

Difference Maker: Zachary Orr-LB (21.50 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Maclin on Dat Ass squeaked by a tough Barbaric Milk Jousters team by a score of 133.56 to 130.38, behind the support of 67,781 faithful fans at Dick Field.

Maclin on Dat Ass were led to their 3.18 point victory by a 21.50 point effort from Zachary Orr, who beat the New York Giants offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, Orr was the number 4 ranked defensive linebacker for week 6. They also got help from a 20.30 point effort from Christine Michael, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 64 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 19 receiving yards.

A win is a win,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.

The Barbaric Milk Jousters were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.30 point effort from Terrance West, who got by the New York Giants defense for 87 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, West was the number 5 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 7 tackles.

We didn’t match their intensity,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.

Causing further embarrassment, the Barbaric Milk Jousters could have scored 153.68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Aaron Mathiason left key players like Whitney Mercilus and his corresponding 15.50 points on the bench.

Maclin on Dat Ass took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Maclin on Dat Ass to 3-4, and drops the Barbaric Milk Jousters to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, 4-3 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 24.2-point favorite, while 5-2 Georgia Boy are at the Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 7.2-point favorite.

I Got Sacks Sack Georgia Boy

Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (35.60 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks sacked a strong Georgia Boy team by a score of 171.00 to 139.96, behind the support of 70,455 faithful fans at Snapple’s.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 31.04 point victory by a 35.60 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 465 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brees was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 32.20 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 140 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 2 receiving yards.

This was a real confidence booster,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.

Georgia Boy were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.20 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 162 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Gronkowski was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 6. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Sean Lee, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 9 tackles.

I tip my hat to them,” Georgia Boy coach Dave Jackson said.

This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 4-3, and drops Georgia Boy to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 7, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 3-4 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 24.2-point favorite, while Georgia Boy are at the 2-5 Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 7.2-point favorite.

DeSeantourage Embarrass Breakin Tackles

Difference Maker: Marcus Mariota-QB (26.76 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, DeSeantourage embarrassed a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 172.86 to 71.06, behind the support of 67,421 faithful fans at Ari Gold Stadium.

DeSeantourage were led to their 101.80 point victory by a 26.76 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 284 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 64 rushing yards. With this performance, Mariota was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 25.50 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 173 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 2 rushing yards.

This win is for all of our fans,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.

Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.10 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 23 receiving yards in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9.00 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

They took it to us, it’s that simple” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.

This brings the record for DeSeantourage to 3-4, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, 3-4 DaTaminator are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 48.4-point underdog, while DeSeantourage are at the 5-2 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 15.8-point underdog.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Hold Off BUCKNASTY BOYS

Difference Maker: Cam Newton-QB (22.98 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered beat a strong BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 144.08 to 126.72, behind the support of 72,468 faithful fans at Giants Stadium.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 17.36 point victory by a 22.98 point effort from Cam Newton, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 322 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.50 point effort from Matt Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 135 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

We need to build on this win,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.

The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.80 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the New York Jets defense for 111 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 27 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 10.50 point effort from Karlos Dansby, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 1 tackles.

It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.

This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 3-4, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 7, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 5-2 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 15.4-point underdog, while the 5-2 Carolina Hitmen are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 4.3-point underdog.

DaTaminator Destroy I Go Deep

Difference Maker: Lamar Miller-RB (29.80 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, DaTaminator destroyed a strong I Go Deep team by a score of 190.40 to 141.28, behind the support of 68,257 faithful fans at CyberDine Field. With their 190.40 points, DaTaminator is now the proud record-holder of the 17th-highest weekly point total in league history.

DaTaminator were led to their 49.12 point victory by a 29.80 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 29 receiving yards. With this performance, Miller was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 27.20 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 270 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards.

It hasn’t sunk in yet,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.

I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 36.20 point effort from Odell Beckham, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 222 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Beckham was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. In addition, Beckham entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 13th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 21.60 point effort from Coby Fleener, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 74 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 2 rushing yards.

I don’t want to point fingers,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.

This brings the record for DaTaminator to 3-4, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 7, DaTaminator are at 2-5 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 48.4-point underdog, while 3-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 15.4-point underdog.

Legends Conference

Beer, Cheese, & Brats Annihilate Surprise Scorpians

Difference Maker: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (36.20 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Beer, Cheese, & Brats annihilated a hapless Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 213.88 to 141.54, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 4 games. With their 213.88 points, Beer, Cheese, & Brats is now the proud record-holder of the 1st-highest weekly point total in league history.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 72.34 point victory by a 36.20 point effort from Odell Beckham, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 222 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Beckham was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. In addition, Beckham entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 13th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 33.80 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the New York Jets defense for 111 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 27 receiving yards.

Our fans were the 12th man today,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.

The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.24 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 376 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Craig Robertson, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 4 tackles.

“Our guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.

This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 6-1, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, 5-2 Hyde Yo Wife are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 26.4-point underdog, while the 1-6 Carnival of Pain are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 29.7-point favorite.

The Cruciates Curse Runs Through Carnival of Pain

Difference Maker: LeSean McCoy-RB (32.20 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, The Cruciates Curse ran through a strong Carnival of Pain team by a score of 166.00 to 141.14, silencing a hostile crowd of 73,228 at The Fun House.

The Cruciates Curse were led to their 24.86 point victory by a 32.20 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 140 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 2 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 28.50 point effort from Jatavis Brown, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 13 tackles.

We came to play,” The Cruciates Curse coach Champ Douglas said.

The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.50 point effort from Matt Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 135 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 14.60 point effort from Khalil Mack, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 5 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.

I take full responsibility for this loss,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.

This brings the record for The Cruciates Curse to 2-5, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 7, the Carnival of Pain are at 6-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 29.7-point favorite, while 1-6 Phlying High are at The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 34.9-point favorite.

The Gremlins Wreck Church of Zero Tolerance

Difference Maker: Matthew Stafford-QB (27.20 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, The Gremlins wrecked a strong Church of Zero Tolerance team by a score of 160.40 to 125.36, extending the losing streak for the Church of Zero Tolerance to 3 games.

The Gremlins were led to their 35.04 point victory by a 27.20 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 270 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Stafford was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 7 tackles.

We’re going to savor this victory,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

The Church of Zero Tolerance were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.30 point effort from Christine Michael, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 64 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 19 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Jonathan Casillas, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 6 tackles.

Give them all the credit,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski said.

Adding salt to the wound, the Church of Zero Tolerance could have scored 179.32 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Larry Mrozowski left key players like Jay Ajayi and his corresponding 34.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Gremlins to 4-3, and drops the Church of Zero Tolerance to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 7, The Gremlins are at 7-0 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 9.6-point underdog, while the 4-3 House of Cards are at the Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 16.8-point favorite.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Slip Passed NC Titans

Difference Maker: Paul Posluszny-LB (18.00 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood slipped passed a tough NC Titans team by a score of 137.66 to 135.28, extending the winning streak for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 7 games.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 2.38 point victory by a 18.00 point effort from Paul Posluszny, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 10 tackles. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Derrick Johnson, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 7 tackles.

They had our backs against the wall,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.80 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 29 receiving yards. With this performance, Miller was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 20.38 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 252 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 53 rushing yards.

They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

Compounding the issue, the NC Titans could have scored 142.92 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Manzel Kendrick left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 27.12 points on the bench.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 7-0, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 7, 4-3 The Gremlins are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 9.6-point underdog, while the NC Titans are at the 1-6 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 9.3-point underdog.

Hyde Yo Wife Shakes Loose Soul Snatchers

Difference Maker: Brandin Cooks-WR (25.50 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Hyde Yo Wife shook loose a strong Soul Snatchers team by a score of 170.70 to 148.48, extending the winning streak for Hyde Yo Wife to 3 games.

Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 22.22 point victory by a 25.50 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 173 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cooks was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 162 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

This game ball belongs to the whole team,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.

The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.98 point effort from Cam Newton, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 322 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 8 tackles.

They out-muscled us,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.

This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 5-2, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 7, Hyde Yo Wife are at the 2-5 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 26.4-point underdog, while the 4-3 NC Titans are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 9.3-point underdog.

House of Cards Shoot Down Phlying High

Difference Maker: Landon Collins-DB (25.00 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, the House of Cards shot down a strong Phlying High team by a score of 174.60 to 147.30, extending the losing streak for Phlying High to 4 games.

The House of Cards were led to their 27.30 point victory by a 25.00 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Collins was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 6. They also got help from a 19.84 point effort from Terrelle Pryor, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 75 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s in addition to 3 rushing yards.

We brought it all together today,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

Phlying High were helped out in a losing cause by a 35.60 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 465 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brees was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Sean Lee, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 9 tackles.

We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.

Adding salt to the wound, Phlying High could have scored 180.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jake Fields left key players like Jonathan Stewart and his corresponding 20.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for the House of Cards to 4-3, and drops Phlying High to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 7, Phlying High are at 2-5 The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 34.9-point favorite, while the House of Cards are at the 4-3 Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 16.8-point favorite.

**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**

1. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (7-0)

2. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (6-1)

3. Hyde Yo Wife (5-2)

4. Clam Diggers (5-2)

5. I Go Deep (5-2)

**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

Rookie owner/coach by Larry Mrozowski and his the Church of Zero Tolerance team scored the lowest point total of the week among teams that have not already been eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island. Adding insult to injury, their 125.36 also extended their losing streak to three games after their fast 4-0 start. Mr. Mrozowski, we bid you farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…

  • Week 6 Elimination: Church of Zero Tolerance, coached by Larry Mrozowski
  • Week 5 Elimination: Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler
  • Week 4 Elimination: Barbaric Milk Jousters, coached by Aaron Mathiason
  • Week 4 Elimination: Phlying High, coached by Jake Fields
  • Week 4 Elimination: The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
  • Week 4 Elimination: Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley
  • Week 3 Elimination: BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey
  • Week 2 Elimination: DaTaminator, coached by Tam Van
  • Week 1 Elimination: Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (36.20 fantasy points)

Origins: I Go Deep

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Jatavis Brown-LB (28.50 fantasy points)

Origins: None

Legends: The Cruciates Curse

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: DaTaminator (190.40)

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (213.88)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: DeSeantourage (101.80)

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (72.34)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Drew Brees (35.60)

Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks

Legends: Phlying High

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Jay Ajayi (34.70)

Origins: None, Georgia Boy did not start Ajayi

Legends: None, the Church of Zero Tolerance did not start Ajayi

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Rob Gronkowski (22.20)

Origins: Georgia Boy

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Josh Lambo (13.00)

Origins: None, Georgia Boy did not start Lambo

Legends: None

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – DeForest Buckner (21.50)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Malcolm Jenkins-DB (27.40)

Origins: None

Legends: None

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: Barbaric Milk Jousters (3.18)

Legends: NC Titans (2.38)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (101.80)

Legends: Surprise Scorpians (72.34)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (71.06)

Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (125.36)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: Maclin on Dat Ass – Started Alex Smith-QB (7.86) while out performed by Eli Manning-QB (27.12) 

Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance – Started Frank Gore-RB (10.80) while out performed by Jay Ajayi-RB (34.70)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: Breakin Tackles (51.76)

Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (101.42)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles

Legends: None

**Keeper’s Violations**

Week 1:

Keeper 1 ViolationForfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K1) Justin Houston-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.

Week 2:

Keeper 3 ViolationForfeiture of Draft Pick, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K3) Jarvis Landry-WR. The franchise will lose their 3rd, 4th or 5th Round selection in the upcoming fantasy draft. The round selected will depend on where team finishes that season. A playoff team will lose their 3rd Round selection and a team finishing last in their division will lose a 5th Round selection. By default, a 4th Round selection will be lost if the other two selector’s are not met.

Week 3:

Keeper 1 ViolationForfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Clam Diggers franchise for dropping (K1) Julius Peppers-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.

**League Perks**

This is more of an FYI for all league members what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2016 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.

Used:

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered used their League Perk to move up three spots in this seasons draft.

I Got Sacks used their 10 point Home Field Advantage for their first four home games (4/4).

In Effect:

None.

Have Not Been Used As of Yet:

I Got Sacks can use their contracts as they see fit in 2016.

Hyde Yo Wife can use their contracts as they see fit in 2016.

Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk as of yet.