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**Quick Hitters**

League Fees

Just a quick reminder that league fees are due in by the end of the month (Thursday, Dec. 1st.) for you to be eligible to win any type of prize at the end of the year albeit money, trophy or whatever… ?

The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race

The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff race is up! Check it out here… 🙂

The Thursday Morning Quarterback

The TMQ this week will be out tomorrow, Friday November 25th, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone… 🙂

**Recaps**

Origins Conference

Breakin Tackles Upend I Got Sacks

Difference Maker: Chandler Jones-LB (15.00 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Breakin Tackles upended a strong I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 126.18 to 105.90, behind the support of 73,646 faithful fans at The Barn.

Breakin Tackles were led to their 20.28 point victory by a 15.00 point effort from Chandler Jones, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 4 tackles. They also got help from a 13.90 point effort from Ted Ginn Jr., who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 46 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 13 rushing yards.

“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.00 point effort from Jamison Crowder, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Crowder was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 13.90 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.

“We came out flat,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.

Breakin Tackles took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 20 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 11.

This brings the record for Breakin Tackles to 3-10, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 12, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 7-6 DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 9.3-point underdog, while Breakin Tackles are at 5-8 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 4.4-point favorite. In the double header, the 3-10 Barbaric Milk Jousters are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 37.6-point favorite, while 9-4 Da South are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 28.4-point underdog.

DaTaminator Destroy Barbaric Milk Jousters

Difference Maker: Bobby Wagner-LB (25.40 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, DaTaminator beat a strong Barbaric Milk Jousters team by a score of 169.08 to 129.88, extending the winning streak for DaTaminator to 3 games.

DaTaminator were led to their 39.20 point victory by a 25.40 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 5 tackles. With this performance, Wagner was the number 1 ranked defensive linebacker for week 11. They also got help from a 23.80 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 11 tackles.

“This team showed a lot of character,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.

The Barbaric Milk Jousters were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.68 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 8 tackles.

“My hat’s off to them,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.

This brings the record for DaTaminator to 7-6, and drops the Barbaric Milk Jousters to a record of 3-10.

Coming up in week 12, 8-5 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 9.3-point underdog, while the 9-4 Clam Diggers are at the Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 19.6-point underdog. In the double header, the 9-4 Clam Diggers are at DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 8.7-point favorite, while the Barbaric Milk Jousters are at 8-5 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 37.6-point favorite.

Maclin on Dat Ass Slip Pass Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Difference Maker: Eli Manning-QB (17.18 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Maclin on Dat Ass slipped passed a tough Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 137.58 to 129.38, behind the support of 74,926 faithful fans at Dick Field.

Maclin on Dat Ass were led to their 8.20 point victory by a 17.18 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.00 point effort from Zachary Orr, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 8 tackles.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.40 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 4 tackles and 2.5 QB sacks. With this performance, Pierre-Paul was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 11. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 6 tackles.

“It’s been a great ride,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.

Compounding the issue, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered could have scored 152.38 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brian Liotta left key players like Malcolm Smith and his corresponding 19.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Maclin on Dat Ass to 6-7, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 5-8.

Coming up in week 12, 3-10 Breakin Tackles are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 4.4-point favorite, while 6-7 DeSeantourage are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 1.5-point underdog. In the double header, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the 6-7 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 18.4-point underdog, while 9-4 I Go Deep are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 1.8-point underdog.

DeSeantourage Outclass Da South

Difference Maker: Jameis Winston-QB (17.94 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, DeSeantourage beat a strong Da South team by a score of 149.04 to 127.54, behind the support of 66,509 faithful fans at Ari Gold Stadium.

DeSeantourage were led to their 21.50 point victory by a 17.94 point effort from Jameis Winston, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 331 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.50 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 7 tackles.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.

Da South were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.34 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 351 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 33 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 15.00 point effort from Doug Baldwin, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 104 receiving yards.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.

Causing further embarrassment, Da South could have scored 155.74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dave Jackson left key players like Pierre Garcon and his corresponding 19.60 points on the bench.

This brings the record for DeSeantourage to 6-7, and drops Da South to a record of 9-4.

Coming up in week 12, the 6-7 Carolina Hitmen are at Da South, where Da South are an early 42.5-point favorite, while DeSeantourage are at 6-7 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 1.5-point underdog. In the double header, Da South are at 3-10 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 28.4-point underdog, while the 5-8 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 1.2-point underdog.

Clam Diggers Cream BUCKNASTY BOYS

Difference Maker: Dak Prescott-QB (24.64 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Clam Diggers creamed a strong BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 172.74 to 132.02, behind the support of 74,204 faithful fans at Clam Digger Stadium.

The Clam Diggers were led to their 40.72 point victory by a 24.64 point effort from Dak Prescott, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 301 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 8 tackles.

“We really took it to ’em,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.00 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 57 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Will Compton, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 6 tackles.

“We didn’t get the job done,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.

This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 9-4, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 5-8.

Coming up in week 12, the Clam Diggers are at the 3-10 Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 19.6-point underdog, while the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 9-4 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 0.9-point underdog. In the double header, the Clam Diggers are at 7-6 DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 8.7-point favorite, while the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 6-7 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 1.2-point underdog.

I Go Deep Creeps By Carolina Hitmen

Difference Maker: Le’Veon Bell-RB (26.10 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, I Go Deep creeped by a tough Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 138.48 to 135.50, extending the winning streak for I Go Deep to 3 games.

I Go Deep were led to their 2.98 point victory by a 26.10 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 3 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 23.28 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 272 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 19 rushing yards.

“We brought our A-game,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.

The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.40 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 280 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 13.90 point effort from DeVante Parker, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We beat ourselves,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.

This brings the record for I Go Deep to 9-4, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 6-7.

Coming up in week 12, the Carolina Hitmen are at 9-4 Da South, where Da South are an early 42.5-point favorite, while the 5-8 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 0.9-point underdog. In the double header, 5-8 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 18.4-point underdog, while I Go Deep are at 6-7 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 1.8-point underdog.

Legends Conference

The Cruciates Curse Hex Church of Zero Tolerance

Difference Maker: Derek Carr-QB (23.60 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, The Cruciates Curse beat a strong Church of Zero Tolerance team by a score of 154.20 to 137.70, silencing a hostile crowd of 72,970 at The No One’s Welcome Bowl.

The Cruciates Curse were led to their 16.50 point victory by a 23.60 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Carr was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 16.60 point effort from Lawrence Timmons, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 5 tackles.

“We needed this win,” The Cruciates Curse coach Champ Douglas said.

The Church of Zero Tolerance were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.40 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Will Compton, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 6 tackles.

“We came out flat,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski & Eric Gadson said.

This brings the record for The Cruciates Curse to 5-8, and drops the Church of Zero Tolerance to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, the Church of Zero Tolerance are at the 5-8 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 25.7-point underdog, while the 5-8 Soul Snatchers are at The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 0.4-point favorite. In the double header, The Cruciates Curse are at 7-6 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 0.9-point underdog, while the Church of Zero Tolerance are at the 7-6 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 4.6-point favorite.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats Knockout The Gremlins

Difference Maker: David Johnson-RB (28.00 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, Beer, Cheese, & Brats knocked out a strong The Gremlins team by a score of 166.94 to 148.62, behind the support of 65,920 faithful fans at Lambeau Field.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 18.32 point victory by a 28.00 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 57 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 25.40 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 5 tackles.

“We want to thank our Lord and Savior,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.

The Gremlins were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.80 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 11 tackles. With this performance, Burfict was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 11. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 8 tackles.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 11-2, and drops The Gremlins to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, 9-4 Hyde Yo Wife are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 30.9-point underdog, while the 7-6 NC Titans are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 12.4-point favorite. In the double header, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 5-8 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 25.8-point underdog, while 5-8 The Cruciates Curse are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 0.9-point underdog.

NC Titans Blow Passed House of Cards

Difference Maker: Jason Pierre-Paul-DL (21.40 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the NC Titans beat a strong House of Cards team by a score of 193.38 to 168.18, silencing a hostile crowd of 73,693 at They All Falls Down Stadium. With their 193.38 points, the NC Titans is now the proud record-holder of the 10th-highest weekly point total in league history.

The NC Titans were led to their 25.20 point victory by a 21.40 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 4 tackles and 2.5 QB sacks. With this performance, Pierre-Paul was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 11. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 8 tackles.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.00 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 8 tackles. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Jamison Crowder, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I’m really proud of our guys effort,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

The House of Cards drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 11.

This brings the record for the NC Titans to 7-6, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, the NC Titans are at 11-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 12.4-point favorite, while 8-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 6.7-point favorite, while the 7-6 Church of Zero Tolerance are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 4.6-point favorite, while the 5-8 Surprise Scorpians are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 34.6-point favorite.

Surprise Scorpians Run Through Carnival of Pain

Difference Maker: Tom Brady-QB (29.40 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the Surprise Scorpians beat a strong Carnival of Pain team by a score of 151.80 to 111.24, silencing a hostile crowd of 67,674 at The Fun House.

The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 40.56 point victory by a 29.40 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 280 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20.80 point effort from Chris Conte, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.

“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.

The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.00 point effort from K.J. Wright, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 6 tackles. They also got help from a 11.90 point effort from Cole Beasley, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 59 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.

This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 5-8, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 12, the 7-6 Church of Zero Tolerance are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 25.7-point underdog, while the Carnival of Pain are at 5-8 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 6-point favorite. In the double header, 9-4 Hyde Yo Wife are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 32.7-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpians are at the 7-6 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 34.6-point favorite.

Hyde Yo Wife Grounds Phlying High

Difference Maker: Russell Wilson-QB (23.28 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Hyde Yo Wife beat a strong Phlying High team by a score of 170.38 to 125.80, behind the support of 70,317 faithful fans at B.o.B. Field.

Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 44.58 point victory by a 23.28 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 272 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 19 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 21.30 point effort from Ryan Shazier, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 6 tackles.

“We’ll enjoy this win for 24 hours,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.

Phlying High were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.00 point effort from Dez Bryant, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 80 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Bryant was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 13.90 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.

This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 9-4, and drops Phlying High to a record of 5-8.

Coming up in week 12, Hyde Yo Wife are at 7-6 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 30.9-point underdog, while the 4-9 Carnival of Pain are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 6-point favorite. In the double header, Hyde Yo Wife are at the 4-9 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 32.7-point underdog, while 8-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 7.3-point underdog.

Soul Snatchers Wreck Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

Difference Maker: Rob Kelley-RB (31.70 pts)

In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, the Soul Snatchers beat a strong Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 184.38 to 148.94, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,778 at Rodgers Field. With their 184.38 points, the Soul Snatchers are now the proud record-holder of the 17th-highest weekly point total in league history.

The Soul Snatchers were led to their 35.44 point victory by a 31.70 point effort from Rob Kelley, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 137 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s. With this performance, Kelley was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 26.10 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 55 receiving yards.

“This was a confidence booster,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.34 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 351 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 33 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 6 tackles.

“They out-muscled us,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

This brings the record for the Soul Snatchers to 5-8, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 12, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the 7-6 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 6.7-point favorite, while the Soul Snatchers are at 5-8 The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 0.4-point favorite. In the double header, 11-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 25.8-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 5-8 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 7.3-point underdog.

**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**

1. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (10-2)

2. I Go Deep (9-4)

3. Hyde Yo Wife (9-4)

4. Clam Diggers (9-4)

5. Da South (9-4)

**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

This weeks E.L.S.I.E. Island elimination hits me square in the chest, actually this fool beat me earlier this season so nevermind that… lol. But the Carnival of Pain, coached by my teenage son Jamian Shavers was eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week, as their 111.24 fantasy point total was the lowest fantasy point total of teams not already eliminated. Mr. Shavers, I’ll miss you. But your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…

• Week 11 Elimination: Carnival of Pain, coached by Jamian Shavers
• Week 10 Elimination: Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett
• Week 9 Elimination: Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn
• Week 8 Elimination: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson
• Week 8 Elimination: NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick
• Week 8 Elimination: Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
• Week 8 Elimination: I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis
• Week 7 Elimination: The Cruciates Curse, coached by Champ Douglas
• Week 6 Elimination: Church of Zero Tolerance, coached by Larry Mrozowski
• Week 5 Elimination: Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler
• Week 4 Elimination: Barbaric Milk Jousters, coached by Aaron Mathiason
• Week 4 Elimination: Phlying High, coached by Jake Fields
• Week 4 Elimination: The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
• Week 4 Elimination: Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley
• Week 3 Elimination: BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey
• Week 2 Elimination: DaTaminator, coached by Tam Van
• Week 1 Elimination: Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Rob Kelley-RB (31.70 fantasy points)

Origins: None

Legends: Soul Snatchers

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Xavier Rhodes-DB (32.00 fantasy points)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Clam Diggers (172.74)

Legends: NC Titans (193.38)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: Clam Diggers (40.72)

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (44.58)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Tom Brady (29.40)

Origins: Carolina Hitmen

Legends: Surprise Scorpians

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Cordarrelle Patterson (22.70)

Origins: None

Legends: Soul Snatchers

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Jared Cook (16.00)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Roberto Aguayo (13.00)

Origins: Carolina Hitmen

Legends: None

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Jason Pierre-Paul (21.40)

Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Legends: NC Titans

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Bobby Wagner (25.40)

Origins: DaTaminator

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: Carolina Hitmen (2.98)

Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (16.50)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS (40.72)

Legends: Phlying High (44.58)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (105.90)

Legends: Carnival of Pain (111.24)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: Da South – Started Marvin Jones-WR (1.50) while out performed by Pierre Garcon-WR (19.60)

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats – Started Michael Crabtree-WR (0.50) while out performed by Rishard Matthews-WR (12.20)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: Da South (59.80)

Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (70.16)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles

Legends: None

**Keeper’s Violations**

Week 1:

Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K1) Justin Houston-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.

Week 2:

Keeper 3 Violation – Forfeiture of Draft Pick, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K3) Jarvis Landry-WR. The franchise will lose their 3rd, 4th or 5th Round selection in the upcoming fantasy draft. The round selected will depend on where team finishes that season. A playoff team will lose their 3rd Round selection and a team finishing last in their division will lose a 5th Round selection. By default, a 4th Round selection will be lost if the other two selector’s are not met.

Week 3:

Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Clam Diggers franchise for dropping (K1) Julius Peppers-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.

**League Perks**

This is more of an FYI for all league members what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2016 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.

Used:

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered used their League Perk to move up three spots in this seasons draft.

I Got Sacks used their 10 point Home Field Advantage for their first four home games (4/4).

I Got Sacks used their contracts as they saw fit in 2016.

Hyde Yo Wife used their contracts as they saw fit in 2016.

In Effect:

None.

Have Not Been Used As of Yet:

Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk as of yet.