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**Week 4 Recaps**
JUICE’S and BERRY’s Take Down Georgia Boy
Difference Maker:
JUICE’S and BERRY’s Sam Bradford-QB (21.20 pts)
JUICE’S and BERRY’s squeaked passed Georgia Boy by a score of 126.70 to 107.56, extending the winning streak for JUICE’S and BERRY’s to 3 games.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were led to their 12.14 point victory by a 21.20 point effort from Sam Bradford, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Bradford was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 12.50 point effort from Benny Cunningham, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for rushing yards in addition to 4 receiving yards.
“We feel fortunate,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
Georgia Boy were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.90 point effort from C.J. Spiller, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 10 rushing yards in addition to 99 receiving yards. With this performance, Spiller was the number 6 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a18.80 point effort from T.J. Ward, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 6 tackles.
“We only have to look in the mirror,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
This brings the record for JUICE’S and BERRY’s to 3-2, and drops Georgia Boy to a record of 0-5.
Coming up in week 5, the 3-2 Carolina Hitmen are at JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 33.2-point favorite, while 5-0 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Georgia Boy, where Georgia Boy are an early 35.8-point underdog.
Dread Pirate Oso Edges I Go Deep
Difference Maker:
Dread Pirate Oso’s Le’Veon Bell-RB (21.00 pts)
Dread Pirate Oso edges I Go Deep 128.46 to 127.52, behind the support of 70,540 faithful fans at The Dread.
Dread Pirate Oso were led to their 0.94 point victory by a 21.00 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Chandler Catanzaro, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 5 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.00 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 40 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs. With this performance, Hill was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Manti Te’o, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 13 tackles.
“We can still hold our heads high,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Compounding the issue, I Go Deep could have scored 159.02 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Nick Davis left key players like Vincent Jackson and his corresponding 20.70 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Dread Pirate Oso to 3-2, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the 2-3 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at Dread Pirate Oso, where Dread Pirate Oso are an early 3.5-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at the 3-2 San Diego Goats, where the San Diego Goats are an early 7.8-point underdog.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks Sacks Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, Hands Them First Loss of 2015
Difference Maker:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks’ Devonta Freeman-RB (32.90 pts)
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks took down top ranked Hakeem I Saw I Conquered 172.62 to 124.56, extending the winning streak for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 5 games.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 48.06 point victory by a 32.90 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 68 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Freeman was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 18.02 point effort from Blake Bortles, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 298 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards.
“We made a statement here today,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.80 point effort from Calais Campbell, who beat the St. Louis Rams offense for 10 tackles and 0.5 sacked a qb. With this performance, Campbell was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 4. They also got help from a 14.06 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 124 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 51 rushing yards.
“They caught us on an off night,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 5-0, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 4-1.
Coming up in week 5, 4-1 1010011010 are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 6.5-point underdog, while I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 0-5 Georgia Boy, where Georgia Boy are an early 35.8-point underdog.
Carolina Hitmen Creep Passed DeSeantourage
Difference Maker:
Carolina Hitmen Thomas Davis-LB (14.50 pts)
Carolina Hitmen crept passed DeSeantourage 105.76 to 94.08, in comeback fashion extending the winning streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 3 games.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 4.68 point victory by a 14.50 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Graham Gano, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.
“We couldn’t let them come in and win in our hostile environment,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
DeSeantourage were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.70 point effort from Anthony Barr, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 91 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards.
“Hats off to them, they deserve all the credit,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
Compounding the issue, DeSeantourage could have scored 127.52 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Theron K. Shavers left key players like Philip Rivers and his corresponding 24.22 points on the bench.
The Carolina Hitmen took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 3-2, and drops DeSeantourage to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, the Carolina Hitmen are at 3-2 JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 33.2-point favorite, while the 1-4 Clam Diggers are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 4.4-point favorite.
San Diego Goats Adds to BUCKNASTY BOYS Misery, Extending Their Losing Streak
Difference Maker:
San Diego Goats Jarvis Landry-WR (25.80 pts)
The San Diego Goats took it to the BUCKNASTY BOYS for a full sixty minutes beating them 121.82 to 109.68, and extending the losing streak for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 3 games.
The San Diego Goats were led to their 19.14 point victory by a 25.80 point effort from Jarvis Landry, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 40 receiving yards in addition to 29 rushing yards. With this performance, Landry was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Chris Ivory, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 166 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.30 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 4. They also got help from a 12.10point effort from Elvis Dumervil, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 5 tackles.
“We don’t care about moral victories,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This brings the record for the San Diego Goats to 3-2, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 3-2 Dread Pirate Oso, where Dread Pirate Oso are an early 3.5-point favorite, while 1-4 I Go Deep are at the San Diego Goats, where the San Diego Goats are an early 7.8-point underdog.
1010011010 Goes Beast Mode On Clam Diggers
Difference Maker:
1010011010’s Muhammad Wilkerson-DL (15.60 pts)
1010011010 beat down the Clam Diggers by a score of 130.24 to 90.14, extending the winning streak for 1010011010 to 3 games.
1010011010 were led to their 33.10 point victory by a 15.60 point effort from Muhammad Wilkerson, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 sacked a qb. With this performance, Wilkerson was the number 5 ranked defensive end for week 4. They also got help from a 14.80point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 148 receiving yards.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.40 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15.00 point effort from Justin Forsett, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 150 rushing yards.
“We haven’t found our rhythm all season,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
This brings the record for 1010011010 to 4-1, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, 1010011010 are at 4-1 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the Clam Diggers are at 2-3 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 4.4-point favorite.
Fear The CAT Pounds Hyde Yo Wife for Third Straight
Difference Maker:
Fear The CAT’s Jeremy Hill-RB (24.00 pts)
Fear The CAT pounded Hyde Yo Wife 135.04 to 100.16, extending the winning streak for Fear The CAT to 3 games.
Fear The CAT were led to their 34.88 point victory by a 24.00 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 40 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs. With this performance, Hill was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 15.00point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 10 tackles.
“This team showed a lot of intensity out there,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.06 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 124 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 51 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13.80 point effort from Danny Woodhead, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 54 rushing yards in addition to 84 receiving yards.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Compounding the issue, Hyde Yo Wife could have scored 141.36 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Greg Stallworth left key players like Jarvis Landry and his corresponding 25.80 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Fear The CAT to 4-1, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, 1-4 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 9.5-point underdog, while 3-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 15.0-point underdog.
The Gremlins Dismantle Jamstradamus
Difference Maker:
The Gremlins’ Sam Bradford-QB (21.20 pts)
The Gremlins easily dismantle Jamstradamus 140.60 to 104.18, extending the losing streak for Jamstradamus to 5 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 36.42 point victory by a 21.20 point effort from Sam Bradford, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Bradford was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Chandler Catanzaro, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 5 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Jamstradamus were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.50 point effort from Stephon Tuitt, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles and 1.0 sacked a qb. With this performance, Tuitt was the number 3 ranked defensive end for week 4. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 91 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards.
“It’s have to find our stride,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 4-1, and drops Jamstradamus to a record of 0-5.
Coming up in week 5, 4-1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 12.9-point favorite, while Jamstradamus are at the 5-0 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 16.9-point favorite.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Manhandle NC Titans
Difference Maker:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats’ Andy Dalton-QB (20.44 pts)
Beer, Cheese, & Brats manhandled the NC Titans 141.64 to 122.20, extending the losing streak for the NC Titans to 5 games.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 19.44 point victory by a 20.44 point effort from Andy Dalton, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Dalton was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Karlos Williams, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards.
“Every man doing their job, a complete TEAM win” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.70 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 147 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 14.30 point effort from Coby Fleener, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 83 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“Our defense was a non-factor,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 3-2, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 0-5.
Coming up in week 5, the 3-2 Soul Snatchers are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 24.8-point underdog, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 4-1 Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 15.0-point underdog.
Phlying High Flies by Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!
Difference Maker:
Phlying High’s Philip Rivers-QB (24.22 pts)
Phlying High flew by Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! 134.42 to 96.32, extending the winning streak for Phlying High to 3 games.
Phlying High were led to their 38.10 point victory by a 24.22 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 358 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 148 receiving yards.
“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.00 point effort from Justin Forsett, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 150 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“The best team won today,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
This brings the record for Phlying High to 3-2, and drops Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are at 1-4 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 29.3-point underdog, while 1-4 Orange Peanuts are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 35.7-point favorite.
Surprise Scorpians Take Over Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker:
Surprise Scorpians’ Devonta Freeman-RB (32.90 pts)
The Surprise Scorpians embarrassed a hapless Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 201.44 to 129.06, extending the winning streak for the Surprise Scorpians to 5 games.
The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 72.38 point victory by a 32.90 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 68 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Freeman was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 29.00 point effort from Josh Norman, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 4 tackles and 2 interceptions.
“This team shows a lot of pride,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.26 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 224 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 33 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.80 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 128 receiving yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 5-0, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 4-1.
Coming up in week 5, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 4-1 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 2.3-point underdog, while 0-5 Jamstradamus are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 23.2-point favorite.
Soul Snatchers Snatch the Win from Orange Peanuts
Difference Maker:
Soul Snatchers’ Le’Veon Bell-RB (21.00 pts)
Soul Snatchers snatch the win from Orange Peanuts 126.68 to 90.76, behind the support of 68,356 faithful fans at The Coliseum.
The Soul Snatchers were led to their 35.92 point victory by a 21.00 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 18.40 point effort from Daryl Smith, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 10 tackles.
“This win is for all the fans,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
Orange Peanuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.40 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12.46 point effort from Tyrod Taylor, who got by the New York Giants defense for 274 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards.
“They out-coached us,” Orange Peanuts coach Champ Douglas said.
Compounding the issue, Orange Peanuts could have scored 152.16 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Champ Douglas left key players like Chris Ivory and his corresponding 22.60 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Soul Snatchers to 3-2, and drops Orange Peanuts to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the Soul Snatchers are at the 0-5 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 40.8-point underdog, while Orange Peanuts are at 3-2 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 35.7-point favorite.
2nd Wave of Games – Inter-Conference Play
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks Pound Beer, Cheese, & Brats In Win
Difference Maker:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks’ Devonta Freeman-RB (32.90 pts)
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks beat a strong Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 172.62 to 141.64, extending the winning streak for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 5 games.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 30.98 point victory by a 32.90 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 68 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Freeman was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 18.02 point effort from Blake Bortles, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 298 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 31 rushing yards.
“We played our hearts out,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.44 point effort from Andy Dalton, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Dalton was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Karlos Williams, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards.
“Our defense didn’t show up today,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 21 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 5-0, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 0-5 Georgia Boy, where Georgia Boy are an early 43.2-point underdog, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 4-1 Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 13.2-point underdog.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s Knock Out Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker:
JUICE’S and BERRY’s Sam Bradford-QB (21.20 pts)
JUICE’S and BERRY’s beat a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 126.70 to 93.16, extending the winning streak for JUICE’S and BERRY’s to 3 games.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were led to their 26.54 point victory by a 21.20 point effort from Sam Bradford, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Bradford was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 12.50 point effort from Benny Cunningham, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for rushing yards in addition to 4 receiving yards.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.06 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 124 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 51 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13.80 point effort from Danny Woodhead, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 54 rushing yards in addition to 84 receiving yards.
“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Causing further embarrassment, Hyde Yo Wife could have scored 141.36 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Greg Stallworth left key players like Jarvis Landry and his corresponding 25.80 points on the bench.
This brings the record for JUICE’S and BERRY’s to 3-2, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the 3-2 Carolina Hitmen are at JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 35.2-point favorite, while 1-4 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 29.3-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Smack Orange Peanuts
Difference Maker:
Clam Digger’s Adrian Peterson-RB (16.40 pts)
The Clam Diggers squeaked by Orange Peanuts 97.14 to 90.76, behind the support of 69,901 faithful fans at Clam Digger Stadium.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 6.38 point victory by a 16.40 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15.00 point effort from Justin Forsett, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 150 rushing yards.
“The important thing is that we got our first win,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Orange Peanuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.40 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12.46 point effort from Tyrod Taylor, who got by the New York Giants defense for 274 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” Orange Peanuts coach Champ Douglas said.
Adding salt to the wound, Orange Peanuts could have scored 152.16 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Champ Douglas left key players like Chris Ivory and his corresponding 22.60 points on the bench.
The Clam Diggers took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 21 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 1-4, and drops Orange Peanuts to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the Clam Diggers are at 2-3 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 2.1-point underdog, while Orange Peanuts are at 3-2 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 35.7-point favorite.
The Gremlins Edge Dread Pirate Oso
Difference Maker:
The Gremlins’ Sam Bradford-QB (21.20 pts)
The Gremlins squeaked by a tough Dread Pirate Oso team by a score of 133.60 to 128.46, behind the support of 70,141 faithful fans at Mogwai Coliseum.
The Gremlins were led to their 12.14 point victory by a 21.20 point effort from Sam Bradford, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Bradford was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Chandler Catanzaro, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 5 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“We feed off the energy of our fans,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Dread Pirate Oso were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.00 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Chandler Catanzaro, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 5 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“We lost our focus,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 4-1, and drops Dread Pirate Oso to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, the 2-3 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at Dread Pirate Oso, where Dread Pirate Oso are an early 7.3-point favorite, while 4-1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 2.3-point underdog.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Slips Passed NC Titans
Difference Maker:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Calais Campbell-DL (16.80 pts)
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered managed to take down the NC Titans by a score of 124.56 to 115.20, extending the losing streak for the NC Titans to 5 games.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 2.36 point victory by a 16.80 point effort from Calais Campbell, who beat the St. Louis Rams offense for 10 tackles and 0.5 sacked a qb. With this performance, Campbell was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 4. They also got help from a 14.06 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 124 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 51 rushing yards.
“We managed to execute for a full sixty minutes,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.70 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 147 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 14.30 point effort from Coby Fleener, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 83 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We didn’t get the job done,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 4-1, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 0-5.
Coming up in week 5, 4-1 1010011010 are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 12.5-point underdog, while the 3-2 Soul Snatchers are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 40.8-point underdog.
Fear The CAT Pounces On Georgia Boy
Difference Maker:
Fear The CAT’s Jeremy Hill-RB (24.00 pts)
Fear The CAT pounced all over Georgia Boy this weekend 135.04 to 114.56, extending the winning streak for Fear The CAT to 3 games.
Fear The CAT were led to their 20.48 point victory by a 24.00 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 40 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs. With this performance, Hill was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 15.00 point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 10 tackles.
“This team shows a lot of heart week in and week out,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
Georgia Boy were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.90 point effort from C.J. Spiller, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 10 rushing yards in addition to 99 receiving yards. With this performance, Spiller was the number 6 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 18.80 point effort from T.J. Ward, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 6 tackles.
“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
This brings the record for Fear The CAT to 4-1, and drops Georgia Boy to a record of 0-5.
Coming up in week 5, 5-0 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Georgia Boy, where Georgia Boy are an early 43.2-point underdog, while 3-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 13.2-point underdog.
Carolina Hitmen Take Out Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!
Difference Maker:
Carolina Hitmen Thomas Davis-LB (14.50 pts)
The Carolina Hitmen took out Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! 105.76 to 89.32, extending the winning streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 3 games.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 9.44 point victory by a 14.50 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Graham Gano, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.
“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.00 point effort from Justin Forsett, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 150 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“We don’t care about moral victories,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
Adding salt to the wound, Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! could have scored 108.12 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Hagerman left key players like Pierre Garcon and his corresponding 11.50 points on the bench.
The Carolina Hitmen took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 3-2, and drops Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the Carolina Hitmen are at 3-2 JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 35.2-point favorite, while Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are at 1-4 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 29.3-point underdog.
Surprise Scorpians Destroy San Diego Goats, Extend Win Streak
Difference Maker:
Surprise Scorpians’ Devonta Freeman-RB (32.90 pts)
The Surprise Scorpians destroy the San Diego Goats 201.44 to 128.82, extending the winning streak for the Surprise Scorpians to 5 games.
The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 72.62 point victory by a 32.90 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 68 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Freeman was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 29.00 point effort from Josh Norman, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 4 tackles and 2 interceptions.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
The San Diego Goats were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.80 point effort from Jarvis Landry, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 40 receiving yards in addition to 29 rushing yards. With this performance, Landry was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Chris Ivory, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 166 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“We got a wake-up call,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 5-0, and drops the San Diego Goats to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, 1-4 I Go Deep are at the San Diego Goats, where the San Diego Goats are an early 5.7-point underdog, while 0-5 Jamstradamus are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 23.2-point favorite.
Phlying High Guns Down DeSeantourage
Difference Maker:
Phlying High’s Philip Rivers-QB (24.22 pts)
Phlying High gunned down DeSeantourage 134.42 to 101.08, extending the winning streak for Phlying High to 3 games.
Phlying High were led to their 33.34 point victory by a 24.22 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 358 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 148 receiving yards.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
DeSeantourage were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.70 point effort from Anthony Barr, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 91 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
This brings the record for Phlying High to 3-2, and drops DeSeantourage to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Clam Diggers are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 2.1-point underdog, while 1-4 Orange Peanuts are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 35.7-point favorite.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Takes BUCKNASTY BOYS to School
Difference Maker:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood’s Aaron Rodgers-QB (13.26 pts)
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood took the BUCKNASTY BOYS to school beating them 122.06 to 109.68, and extending the losing streak for BUCKNASTY BOYS to 3 games.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 19.38 point victory by a 13.26 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 224 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 33 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.80 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 128 receiving yards.
“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.30 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 4. They also got help from a 12.10point effort from Elvis Dumervil, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 5 tackles.
“Our defense didn’t show up today,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 4-1, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 3-2 Dread Pirate Oso, where Dread Pirate Oso are an early 7.3-point favorite, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 4-1 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 2.3-point underdog.
1010011010 Get By Soul Snatchers, Extend Winning Streak
Difference Maker:
1010011010’s Muhammad Wilkerson-DL (15.60 pts)
1010011010 squeaked by a tough Soul Snatchers team by a score of 130.24 to 119.68, extending the winning streak for 1010011010 to 3 games.
1010011010 were led to their 10.56 point victory by a 15.60 point effort from Muhammad Wilkerson, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 sacked a qb. With this performance, Wilkerson was the number 5 ranked defensive end for week 4. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 148 receiving yards.
“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.00 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 18.40 point effort from Daryl Smith, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 10 tackles.
“Give them all the credit,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
Causing further embarrassment, the Soul Snatchers could have scored 140.48 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Marcus McKinley left key players like David Johnson and his corresponding 14.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for 1010011010 to 4-1, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, 1010011010 are at 4-1 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 12.5-point underdog, while the Soul Snatchers are at the 0-5 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 40.8-point underdog.
I Go Deep Takes Care of Jamstradamus
Difference Maker:
I Go Deep’s Jeremy Hill-RB (24.00 pts)
I Go Deep took down Jamstradamus by a score of 127.52 to 104.18, extending the losing streak for Jamstradamus to 5 games.
I Go Deep were led to their 23.34 point victory by a 24.00 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 40 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs. With this performance, Hill was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Manti Te’o, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 13 tackles.
“It was a hard-fought contest,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Jamstradamus were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.50 point effort from Stephon Tuitt, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles and 1.0 sacked a qb. With this performance, Tuitt was the number 3 ranked defensive end for week 4. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 91 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 1-4, and drops Jamstradamus to a record of 0-5.
Coming up in week 5, I Go Deep are at the 3-2 San Diego Goats, where the San Diego Goats are an early 5.7-point underdog, while Jamstradamus are at the 5-0 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 23.2-point favorite.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Heading Into Week 5
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (5-0)
2.Surprise Scorpians (5-0)
3.The Gremlins (4-1)
4.Fear The CAT (4-1)
5.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (4-1)
**Power Rankings**
Heading Into Week 5
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (52.32)
2.Surprise Scorpians (47.16)
3.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (44.93)
4.The Gremlins (40.98)
5.Dread Pirate Oso (39.67)
6.Fear The CAT (38.56)
7.1010011010 (38.14)
8.San Diego Goats (37.12)
9.Beer, Cheese & Brats (36.07)
10. Hyde Yo Wife (35.82)
11.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (33.43)
12.JUICE’S and BERRY’s (33.14)
13.Soul Snatchers (33.06)
14.Orange Peanuts (32.73)
15.DeSeantourage (29.38)
16.Phlying High (29.12)
17.BUCKNASTY BOYS (28.94)
18.Carolina Hitmen (26.65)
19.Jamstradamus (24.87)
20.I Go Deep (24.65)
21.Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (23.63)
22.Georgia Boy (22.02)
23.Clam Diggers (21.77)
24.NC Titans (17.78)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
With four eliminations from E.L.S.I.E. Island coming this week, there will be two from the first wave of games and two from the second wave. Owner/Coach Champ Douglas of the Orange Peanuts franchise and Theron K. Shavers Jr of the DeSeantourage franchise are eliminated from the first wave of games with low fantasy scores of (90.76 fantasy points) for Orange Peanuts and (94.08 fantasy points) for DeSeantourage.
From the second wave of games, Joshua Hagerman and his Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! franchise and Greg Stallworth and Hyde Yo Wife are eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island with low fantasy scores of (89.32 fantasy points) for Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! and (93.16 fantasy points) for Hyde Yo Wife.
- Week 4 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 4 Elimination:
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, coached by Joshua Hagerman - Week 4 Elimination:
DeSeantourage, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 4 Elimination:
Orange Peanuts, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 1 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
**Bounties & Fines**
*Bounties Earn – $5.00*
“Snickers Award”, The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem). – Devonta Freeman-RB (32.90 fantasy pts).
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
Legends: Surprise Scorpians
“Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week. – Josh Norman-DB (29.00 fantasy pts).
Origins: None
Legends: Surprise Scorpians
“Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week.
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks – (165.62 fantasy pts)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians – (201.44 fantasy pts)
“Monster Award” – Best Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
Origins: Georgia Boy – (99.4%)
Legends: Fear The CAT – (93.7%)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians – (93.7%)
*Fines Accessed – (-$5.00)*
“Hindsight Award”, aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench.
Origins: DeSeantourage – (59.82 fantasy pts)
Legends: Orange Peanuts – (103.46 fantasy pts)
“Dunce Award” – Biggest Roster Mistake of the Week.
Origins: I Go Deep – Vincent Jackson (20.70 fantasy pts on the bench)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife – Jarvis Landry (25.80 fantasy pts on the bench)
“Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week.
Origins: I Go Deep – (0.94 fantasy pts)
Legends: Soul Snatchers – (11.14 fantasy pts)
“Doormat Award” – Worse Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
Origins: Carolina Hitmen – (79.4%)
Legends: Orange Peanuts – (77.3%)
