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**Quick Hitters**

Origins Draft Lottery 2017 Draft Order

NOTE: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, the Carolina Hitmen, Breakin Tackles & the Barbaric Milk Jousters are playing for the 1st Overall Pick in the 2017 Origins Draft. The top seeded teams are playing for the 5th Overall Pick…

1. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (Went from 4th Overall to 1st Overall)

2. Barbaric Milk Jousters

3. Breakin Tackles

4. Carolina Hitmen

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8. DeSeantourage

9. Clam Diggers

10. Da South

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Second Round Matchups.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered at DaTaminator

BUCKNASTY BOYS at Maclin on Dat Ass

Legends Draft Lottery 2017 Draft Order

NOTE: The Carnival of Pain, the Surprise Scorpians, the Soul Snatchers & The Cruciates Curse are playing for the 1st Overall Pick in the 2017 Legends Draft. The top seeded teams are playing for the 5th Overall Pick…

1. Carnival of Pain

2. Surprise Scorpians

3. Soul Snatchers

4. The Cruciates Curse

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8. NC Titans

9. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

10. Hyde Yo Wife

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Second Round Matchups

Carnival of Pain at The Gremlins

Phlying High at House of Cards

**Recaps**

Origins Conference

I Got Sacks Down Clam Diggers Third Time This Season

Difference Maker: Deion Jones-LB (24.30 pts)

In a week 14 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks beat a strong Clam Diggers team by a score of 165.48 to 130.36, extending the winning streak for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 3 games.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 35.12 point victory by a 24.30 point effort from Deion Jones, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Jones was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 14. They also got help from a 22.00 point effort from Johnathan Cyprien, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 10 tackles.

This team showed a lot of character,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.

The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.96 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 234 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from Rob Kelley, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards.

The best team won today,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

Coming up in the conference championship game, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks face I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 22.1-point underdog.

I Go Deep Sends Da South Packing

Difference Maker: Le’Veon Bell-RB (47.80 pts)

In a week 14 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, I Go Deep beat a strong Da South team by a score of 168.00 to 146.98, in front of the home crowd of 69,300 at Myles Deep Field.

I Go Deep were led to their 21.02 point victory by a 47.80 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who tore apart the Buffalo Bills defense for 236 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 62 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. In addition, Bell entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 2nd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 29.30 point effort from Jamie Collins, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 13 tackles.

We proved we’re the better team today,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.

Da South were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.50 point effort from Sean Lee, who beat the New York Giants offense for 11 tackles. With this performance, Lee was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Ryan Shazier, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 6 tackles.

I don’t want to point fingers,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.

Coming up in the conference championship game, I Go Deep are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 22.1-point favorite.

Legends Conference

Beer, Cheese, & Brats Take Out Defending Champion Hyde Yo Wife

Difference Maker: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (19.60 pts)

In a week 14 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, Beer, Cheese, & Brats beat a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 171.80 to 144.40, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 5 games.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 27.40 point victory by a 19.60 point effort from Odell Beckham, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Beckham was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 17.50 point effort from Tevin Coleman, who snuck past the Los Angeles Rams defense for 36 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 19 receiving yards.

We weren’t going to just lay down for them,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.

Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.20 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 41 receiving yards in addition to 15 rushing yards. With this performance, Lockett was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Ryan Shazier, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 6 tackles.

We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.

Coming up in week 15, the Church of Zero Tolerance are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 23.6-point favorite.

Church of Zero Tolerance Take Over Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

Difference Maker: Jeremy Hill-RB (20.20 pts)

In a week 14 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Church of Zero Tolerance beat a strong Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 159.96 to 142.64, in front of the home crowd of 65,590 at The No One’s Welcome Bowl.

The Church of Zero Tolerance were led to their 17.32 point victory by a 20.20 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 31 receiving yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 4 ranked running back for week 14. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from Everson Griffen, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.

You dream about this as a kid,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski & Eric Gadson said.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.90 point effort from Eric Weddle, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Weddle was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 14. They also got help from a 22.24 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 246 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.

My hat’s off to them,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

Coming up in week 15, the Church of Zero Tolerance are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 23.6-point favorite.