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**Week 9 Recaps**
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks Take Down San Diego Goats
Difference Maker:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks’ LeSean McCoy-RB (18.90 pts)
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks took down a tough San Diego Goats team by a score of 140.14 to 127.40, extending the winning streak for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 3 games.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 12.74 point victory by a 18.90 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from Allen Hurns, who beat the New York Jets defense for 122 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The San Diego Goats were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.60 point effort from Antonio Brown, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 284 receiving yards in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Brown was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17.10 point effort from Danny Woodhead, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 33 rushing yards in addition to 78 receiving yards.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 10-1, and drops the San Diego Goats to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 10, the 3-8 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 34.8-point favorite, while 8-3 1010011010 are at the San Diego Goats, where the San Diego Goats are an early 9.9-point underdog.
Carolina Hitmen Slam Clam Diggers
Difference Maker:
Carolina Hitmen DeAngelo Williams-RB (36.50 pts)
The Carolina Hitmen slam the Clam Diggers team by a score of 162.46 to 121.14, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,294 at Clam Digger Stadium.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 41.32 point victory by a 36.50 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 170 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from James Starks, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 39 rushing yards in addition to 83 receiving yards.
“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.10 point effort from Lamar Miller, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 44 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 97 receiving yards. With this performance, Miller was the number 2 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 16.40 point effort from Dez Bryant, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We only have to look in the mirror,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 6-5, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 10, 8-3 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 5.8-point underdog, while 7-4 Dread Pirate Oso are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 22.6-point favorite.
**Game of the Week**
Dread Pirate Oso Edges 1010011010
Difference Maker:
Dread Pirate Oso’s Tyler Eifert-TE (23.30 pts)
Dread Pirate Oso edged by 1010011010 137.38 to 129.48, behind the support of 70,612 faithful fans at The Dread.
Dread Pirate Oso were led to their 7.90 point victory by a 23.30 point effort from Tyler Eifert, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 53 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Eifert was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 20.48 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 252 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 34 rushing yards.
“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
1010011010 were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.38 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 387 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“The better team won today,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
Causing further embarrassment, 1010011010 could have scored 151.98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Garlitz left key players like Jordan Matthews and his corresponding 20.30 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Dread Pirate Oso to 7-4, and drops 1010011010 to a record of 8-3.
Coming up in week 10, Dread Pirate Oso are at the 6-5 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 22.6-point favorite, while 1010011010 are at the 4-7 San Diego Goats, where the San Diego Goats are an early 9.9-point underdog.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Goes Deep On I Go Deep
Difference Maker:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered DeMarco Murray-RB (22.10 pts)
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered goes deep on I Go Deep, beating them by a score of 114.32 to 92.56, while extending the winning streak for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 3 games.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 21.76 point victory by a 22.10 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 83 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 78 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 5 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We feel fortunate,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.20 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the New York Giants defense for 152 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11.00 point effort from Adam Vinatieri, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 8-3, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 3-8.
Coming up in week 10, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the 4-7 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 5.8-point underdog, while 5-6 JUICE’S and BERRY’s are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 19.3-point favorite.
Georgia Boy Embarrasses BUCKNASTY BOYS
Difference Maker:
Georgia Boy’s Aaron Rodgers-QB (27.96 pts)
Georgia Boy embarrassed a hapless BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 124.66 to 64.00, extending the losing streak for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 3 games.
Georgia Boy were led to their 60.66 point victory by a 27.96 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 369 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from LeGarrette Blount, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“It was a total team effort,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.90 point effort from Eric Decker, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 11.70 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 57 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This brings the record for Georgia Boy to 2-9, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 3-8.
Coming up in week 10, the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 10-1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 34.8-point favorite, while 7-4 DeSeantourage are at Georgia Boy, where Georgia Boy are an early 41.1-point favorite.
DeSeantourage Smash JUICE’S and BERRY’s
Difference Maker:
DeSeantourage’s Jeremy Langford-RB (22.20 pts)
DeSeantourage smashed JUICE’S and BERRY’s 147.40 to 61.90, behind the support of 74,775 faithful fans at Ari Gold Stadium.
DeSeantourage were led to their 85.50 point victory by a 22.20 point effort from Jeremy Langford, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 72 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 70 receiving yards. With this performance, Langford was the number 4 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 19.20 point effort from Jerry Hughes, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“This was a confidence booster,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.70 point effort from Sam Bradford, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 295 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Antwon Blake, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 8 tackles.
“Our defense was a non-factor,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
This brings the record for DeSeantourage to 7-4, and drops JUICE’S and BERRY’s to a record of 5-6.
Coming up in week 10, DeSeantourage are at 2-9 Georgia Boy, where Georgia Boy are an early 41.1-point favorite, while JUICE’S and BERRY’s are at 3-8 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 19.3-point favorite.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Upset Surprise Scorpians
Difference Maker:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats’ DeAngelo Williams-RB (36.50 pts)
Beer, Cheese, & Brats upset the Surprise Scorpians 168.26 to 140.46, extending the losing streak for the Surprise Scorpians to 3 games.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 27.80 point victory by a 36.50 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 170 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 19.86 point effort from Andy Dalton, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 234 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“A win is a win,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.86 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 299 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 15.20 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“We didn’t get the job done,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
The Surprise Scorpians drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 5-6, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 6-5.
Coming up in week 10, 7-4 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 7.4-point favorite, while the 5-6 Soul Snatchers are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 29.6-point underdog.
Cacahuetes Orange Destroy Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!
Difference Maker:
Cacahuetes Orange’s Drew Brees-QB (27.38 pts)
The Cacahuetes Orange destroyed Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! 152.88 to 41.60, extending the winning streak for the Cacahuetes Orange to 6 games.
The Cacahuetes Orange were led to their 111.28 point victory by a 27.38 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 387 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a20.30 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 18 receiving yards.
“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to get to the next level,” Cacahuetes Orange coach Champ Douglas said.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were helped out in a losing cause by a 9.30 point effort from Julian Edelman, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 55 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 8.50 point effort from Cameron Heyward, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 6 tackles.
“We got a wake-up call,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
This brings the record for the Cacahuetes Orange to 7-4, and drops Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! to a record of 2-9.
Coming up in week 10, the 2-9 NC Titans are at the Cacahuetes Orange, where the Cacahuetes Orange are an early 41.2-point favorite, while 9-2 The Gremlins are at Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, where Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are an early 1.3-point favorite.
The Gremlins Outlast Soul Snatchers In Shootout
Difference Maker:
Cacahuetes Orange’s Lamar Miller-RB (26.10 pts)
The Gremlins outlasted the Soul Snatchers by a score of 159.36 to 151.44, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 4 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 7.92 point victory by a 26.10 point effort from Lamar Miller, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 44 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 97 receiving yards. With this performance, Miller was the number 2 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 23.30 point effort from Tyler Eifert, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 53 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs.
“This team shows a lot of pride,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.34 point effort from Derek Carr, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 301 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Carr was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Jeremy Langford, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 72 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 70 receiving yards.
“We came up a little short,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Soul Snatchers could have scored 160.54 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Marcus McKinley left key players like T.J. Ward and his corresponding 14.50 points on the bench.
The Soul Snatchers drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 9-2, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 5-6.
Coming up in week 10, The Gremlins are at 2-9 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, where Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are an early 1.3-point favorite, while the Soul Snatchers are at the 6-5 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 29.6-point underdog.
Jamstradamus Handle NC Titans
Difference Maker:
Jamstradamus’ Jameis Winston-QB (18.36 pts)
Jamstradamus beat a strong the NC Titans team by a score of 124.96 to 91.48, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,336 at Titans Field.
Jamstradamus were led to their 33.48 point victory by a 18.36 point effort from Jameis Winston, who got by the New York Giants defense for 249 passing yards in addition to 24 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 83 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“This team has finally learned how to win,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.48 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 252 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 34 rushing yards. With this performance, Luck was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 12.20 point effort from Darren McFadden, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 117 rushing yards in addition to 5 receiving yards.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for Jamstradamus to 4-7, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 2-9.
Coming up in week 10, the NC Titans are at the 7-4 Cacahuetes Orange, where the Cacahuetes Orange are an early 41.2-point favorite, while the 6-5 Hyde Yo Wife are at Jamstradamus, where Jamstradamus are an early 37.3-point underdog.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Silences Fear The CAT
Difference Maker:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood’s Aaron Rodgers-QB (27.96 pts)
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood silenced Fear The CAT 125.36 to 87.32, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,012 at On the Prowl Stadium.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 38.04 point victory by a 27.96 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 369 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We made a statement here today,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Fear The CAT were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.90 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14.32 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 303 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 7-4, and drops Fear The CAT to a record of 7-4.
Coming up in week 10, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 5-6 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 7.4-point favorite, while 5-6 Phlying High are at Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 46.6-point underdog.
Hyde Yo Wife Grounds Phlying High
Difference Maker:
Hyde Yo Wife’s Cam Newton-QB (33.58 pts)
Hyde Yo Wife grounded Phlying High 164.14 to 120.90, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,940 at The Linc.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 43.24 point victory by a 33.58 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 297 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 57 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 28.60 point effort from Antonio Brown, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 284 receiving yards in addition to 22 rushing yards.
“We took them out of their game,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Phlying High were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.10 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 83 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 78 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 5 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 16.40 point effort from Dez Bryant, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We don’t care about moral victories,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 6-5, and drops Phlying High to a record of 5-6.
Coming up in week 10, Phlying High are at 7-4 Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 46.6-point underdog, while Hyde Yo Wife are at 4-7 Jamstradamus, where Jamstradamus are an early 37.3-point underdog.
**The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race**
If the Playoffs Started Today…
Origins Conference
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (10-1) – Origins North Division Leaders
2.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (8-3) – Origins Central Division Leaders. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over 1010011010
3.1010011010 (8-3) – Origins South Division Leaders
4.DeSeantourage (7-4) – Wildcard Team. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Dread Pirate Oso
Origins Wildcard Race
– Dread Pirate Oso (7-4)
– Carolina Hitmen (6-5)
– JUICE’S and BERRY’s (5-6)
Legends Conference
1.The Gremlins (9-2) – Legends East Division Leaders
2.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (7-4) – Legends West Division Leaders. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Fear The CAT
3.Fear The CAT (7-4) – Legends Central Division Leaders
4.Cacahuetes Orange (7-4) – Wildcard Team
Legends Wildcard Race
– Hyde Yo Wife (6-5) Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Surprise Scorpians
– Surprise Scorpians (6-5)
– Soul Snatchers (5-6) Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over both Beer, Cheese, & Brats & Phlying High
– Beer, Cheese, & Brats (5-6) Conference Tiebreaker (5-5) over Phlying High (4-6)
– Phlying High (5-6)
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Heading Into Week 10
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (10-1)
2.The Gremlins (9-2)
3.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (8-3)
4.1010011010 (8-3)
5.Dread Pirate Oso (7-4)
**Power Rankings**
Heading Into Week 10
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (52.74)
2.The Gremlins (45.76)
3.Surprise Scorpians (44.90)
4.1010011010 (43.03)
5.Hyde Yo Wife (42.55)
6.Dread Pirate Oso (42.27)
7.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (42.17)
8.Cacahuetes Orange (42.03)
9.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (40.74)
10.Soul Snatchers (36.21)
11.DeSeantourage (36.09)
12.Beer, Cheese, & Brats (35.34)
13.Fear The CAT (34.86)
14.Carolina Hitmen (33.41)
15.San Diego Goats (32.30)
16.Phlying High (31.16)
17.Jamstradamus (29.88)
18.Clam Diggers (28.57)
19.JUICE’S and BERRY’s (28.24)
20.I Go Deep (26.05)
21.BUCKNASTY BOYS (25.91)
22.Georgia Boy (25.28)
23.Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (24.05)
24.NC Titans (21.19)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
As we get closer to the conclusion of E.L.S.I.E. Island, 10owner/coaches remain. This week, I Go Deep and their owner/coach is the latest voted off the vaunted E.L.S.I.E. Island. With this weeks lowest fantasy point total of 92.56 pts, we send I Go Deep packing. Mr. Davis we will salute you…
- Week 9 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 8 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes - Week 8 Elimination:
Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley - Week 8 Elimination:
JUICE’S and BERRY’s, coached by Monte Johnson - Week 8 Elimination:
San Diego Goats, coached by Chad Kutzke - Week 7 Elimination:
Georgia Boy, coached by Jimmie Lewis - Week 6 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 5 Elimination:
Fear The CAT, coached by Billy Hewitt - Week 4 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 4 Elimination:
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, coached by Joshua Hagerman - Week 4 Elimination:
DeSeantourage, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 4 Elimination:
Orange Peanuts, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 1 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
**Bounties & Fines**
*Bounties Earn – $5.00*
“Snickers Award”, The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – DeAngelo Williams-RB (36.50 fantasy pts)
Origins: Carolina Hitmen
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week – Jordan Hicks-LB (26.20 fantasy pts)
Origins: None
Legends: None (Jamstradamus did not start Hicks)
“Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week.
Origins: Carolina Hitmen – (162.46 fantasy pts)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats – (168.26 fantasy pts)
“Monster Award” – Best Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
This bounty will be removed for the remainder of the season as the point totals are not computing as they should be. Bounties earned through the season from this award will be honored for the end of the year balances.
*Fines Accessed – (-$5.00)*
“Hindsight Award”, aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench.
Origins: 1010011010 – (55.14 fantasy pts)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians – (48.32 fantasy pts)
“Dunce Award” – Biggest Roster Mistake of the Week.
Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS – Sammy Watkins (23.80 fantasy pts on the bench)
Legends: Jamstradamus – Jordan Hicks (26.20 fantasy pts on the bench)
“Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week.
Origins: 1010011010 – (7.90 fantasy pts)
Legends: Soul Snatchers – (7.92 fantasy pts)
“Doormat Award” – Worse Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
This fine will be removed for the remainder of the season as the point totals are not computing as it should be. Fines accessed through the season from this award will not be deducted from the end of the year balances.
