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**Quick Hitters**
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff race is up in this week’s TMQ. This will let you see who’s currently in the playoff race, who’s On the Bubble, and who’s already looking forward to next season, me included… lol. 🙂
**Recaps**
Origins Conference
DaTaminator Eliminate Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Kenny Vaccaro-DB (24.60 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, DaTaminator eliminated a hapless Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 160.46 to 109.14, extending the losing streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 3 games.
DaTaminator were led to their 51.32 point victory by a 24.60 point effort from Kenny Vaccaro, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Vaccaro was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 10. They also got help from a 19.70 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the New York Jets offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception.
“This team had to overcome some adversity,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.00 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 135 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11.60 point effort from Devin Funchess, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 56 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We lost our focus,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for DaTaminator to 6-6, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 6-6.
Coming up in week 11, DaTaminator are at the 3-9 Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 35.3-point underdog, while 8-4 I Go Deep are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 35.1-point underdog.
Da South Knock Off Clam Diggers
Difference Maker: LeGarrette Blount-RB (24.90 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Da South beat a strong Clam Diggers team by a score of 209.94 to 178.36, behind the support of 72,106 faithful fans at the Po Boy Dome. With their 209.94 points, Da South is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Da South were led to their 31.58 point victory by a 24.90 point effort from LeGarrette Blount, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 69 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s. With this performance, Blount was the number 5 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 23.90 point effort from Doug Baldwin, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 59 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s.
“This team has served notice,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 40.90 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 95 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. In addition, Elliott entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 4th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 20.76 point effort from Dak Prescott, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 319 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The Clam Diggers drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for Da South to 9-3, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 8-4.
Coming up in week 11, Da South are at 5-7 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 5.9-point underdog, while the 5-7 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 26.9-point favorite.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Slam Barbaric Milk Jousters
Difference Maker: DeMarco Murray-RB (28.00 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered slammed a hapless Barbaric Milk Jousters team by a score of 192.34 to 129.28, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,336 at Wankdorf Stadium. With their 192.34 points, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered is now the proud record-holder of the 12th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 63.06 point victory by a 28.00 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 123 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 33 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 27.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“It was a total team effort,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
The Barbaric Milk Jousters were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.50 point effort from Marcus Peters, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 5 tackles. With this performance, Peters was the number 3 ranked defensive cornerback for week 10. They also got help from a 15.28 point effort from Sam Bradford, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 5-7, and drops the Barbaric Milk Jousters to a record of 3-9.
Coming up in week 11, 6-6 DaTaminator are at the Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 35.3-point underdog, while Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 5-7 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 3.6-point favorite.
I Go Deep Breaks Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Le’Veon Bell-RB (25.40 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, I Go Deep beat a strong Breakin Tackles team by a score of 174.42 to 132.42, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 7 games.
I Go Deep were led to their 42.00 point victory by a 25.40 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 57 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 77 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 23.52 point effort from Russell Wilson, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 348 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“This team has finally learned how to win consistently,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.42 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 408 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from Chandler Jones, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles.
“I tip my hat to them,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 8-4, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 2-10.
Coming up in week 11, 8-4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 5.6-point underdog, while I Go Deep are at the 6-6 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 35.1-point underdog.
I Got Sacks Top DeSeantourage
Difference Maker: Antonio Brown-WR (22.60 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks squeaked by a tough DeSeantourage team by a score of 168.12 to 159.18, behind the support of 74,946 faithful fans at Snapple’s.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 8.94 point victory by a 22.60 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Brown was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 21.52 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 303 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 9 rushing yards.
“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
DeSeantourage were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.00 point effort from Antoine Bethea, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Keanu Neal, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 8 tackles.
“They have our number,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
Compounding the issue, DeSeantourage could have scored 176.08 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Theron K. Shavers left key players like Brandin Cooks and his corresponding 16.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 8-4, and drops DeSeantourage to a record of 5-7.
Coming up in week 11, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 2-10 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 5.6-point underdog, while 9-3 Da South are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 5.9-point underdog.
BUCKNASTY BOYS Outclass Maclin on Dat Ass
Difference Maker: Eric Berry-DB (30.70 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, the BUCKNASTY BOYS outclassed a hapless Maclin on Dat Ass team by a score of 191.34 to 118.10, behind the support of 72,528 faithful fans at BUCKNASTY Field. With their 191.34 points, the BUCKNASTY BOYS is now the proud record-holder of the 16th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led to their 73.24 point victory by a 30.70 point effort from Eric Berry, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Berry was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 27.90 point effort from Ryan Mathews, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 109 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 30 receiving yards.
“I’m happy we came away with the win,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
Maclin on Dat Ass were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.70 point effort from Allen Robinson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Robinson was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
This brings the record for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 5-7, and drops Maclin on Dat Ass to a record of 5-7.
Coming up in week 11, 5-7 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 3.6-point favorite, while the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at the 8-4 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 26.9-point favorite.
Legends Conference
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Silence The Cruciates Curse
Difference Maker: David Johnson-RB (23.60 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, Beer, Cheese, & Brats silenced a strong The Cruciates Curse team by a score of 155.84 to 129.22, silencing a hostile crowd of 68,979 at Hogwart’s Castle.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 26.62 point victory by a 23.60 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 55 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 46 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 6 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 16.04 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 326 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Cruciates Curse were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.70 point effort from Allen Robinson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Robinson was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Keanu Neal, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 8 tackles.
“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Cruciates Curse coach Champ Douglas said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 10-2, and drops The Cruciates Curse to a record of 4-8.
Coming up in week 11, The Cruciates Curse are at the 7-5 Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 20.3-point favorite, while 7-5 The Gremlins are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 43.9-point favorite.
Hyde Yo Wife Raids Church of Zero Tolerance
Difference Maker: LeGarrette Blount-RB (24.90 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Hyde Yo Wife raided a strong Church of Zero Tolerance team by a score of 177.42 to 133.04, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,946 at The No One’s Welcome Bowl.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 44.38 point victory by a 24.90 point effort from LeGarrette Blount, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 69 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s. With this performance, Blount was the number 5 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 23.52 point effort from Russell Wilson, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 348 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
The Church of Zero Tolerance were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.00 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 6 tackles. They also got help from a 12.80 point effort from A.J. Green, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 68 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We didn’t get the job done,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski & Eric Gadson said.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 8-4, and drops the Church of Zero Tolerance to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 11, 4-8 The Cruciates Curse are at the Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 20.3-point favorite, while 5-7 Phlying High are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 36.2-point favorite.
Carnival of Pain Run Through The Gremlins
Difference Maker: Ryan Mathews-RB (27.90 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Carnival of Pain ran through a tough The Gremlins team by a score of 163.88 to 152.24, silencing a hostile crowd of 67,049 at Mogwai Coliseum.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 11.64 point victory by a 27.90 point effort from Ryan Mathews, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 109 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 30 receiving yards. With this performance, Mathews was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Vic Beasley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 3 tackles.
“We came to play today,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.
The Gremlins were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.70 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the New York Jets offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the New York Giants offense for 9 tackles.
“They wanted it more than we did,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 4-8, and drops The Gremlins to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 11, The Gremlins are at 10-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 43.9-point favorite, while the 4-8 Surprise Scorpians are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 24.6-point underdog.
Phlying High Conquers NC Titans
Difference Maker: DeMarco Murray-RB (28.00 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Phlying High conquered a tough NC Titans team by a score of 179.52 to 168.30, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,298 at Titans Field. With their 179.52 points, Phlying High is now the proud record-holder of the 22nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Phlying High were led to their 11.22 point victory by a 28.00 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 123 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 33 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 21.52 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 303 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 9 rushing yards.
“A win is a win,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.60 point effort from Kenny Vaccaro, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Vaccaro was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 10. They also got help from a 23.90 point effort from Doug Baldwin, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 59 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s.
“We got a wake-up call today,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for Phlying High to 5-7, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 6-6.
Coming up in week 11, the NC Titans are at the 7-5 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 21.1-point favorite, while Phlying High are at 8-4 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 36.2-point favorite.
Surprise Scorpians Shock Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: Marcus Peters-DB (19.50 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Surprise Scorpians squeaked by a tough Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 175.44 to 173.14, behind the support of 65,895 faithful fans at The Scorpian Dome.
The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 2.30 point victory by a 19.50 point effort from Marcus Peters, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 5 tackles. With this performance, Peters was the number 3 ranked defensive cornerback for week 10. They also got help from a 17.90 point effort from Brian Orakpo, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 4 tackles.
“We fed off the energy of our fans,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Alonso was the number 1 ranked defensive linebacker for week 10. They also got help from a 22.54 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 371 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 27 rushing yards.
“Give them all the credit,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Compounding the issue, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood could have scored 180.04 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Liotta left key players like Tim Hightower and his corresponding 10.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 4-8, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 8-4.
Coming up in week 11, the Surprise Scorpians are at the 4-8 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 24.6-point underdog, while the 4-8 Soul Snatchers are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 10.2-point favorite.
Soul Snatchers Blow Down House of Cards
Difference Maker: Eric Berry-DB (30.70 pts)
In a week 10 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the Soul Snatchers squeaked by a tough House of Cards team by a score of 207.04 to 195.32, behind the support of 67,513 faithful fans at The Soul Coliseum. With their 207.04 points, the Soul Snatchers is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Soul Snatchers were led to their 11.72 point victory by a 30.70 point effort from Eric Berry, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Berry was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 25.40 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 57 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 77 receiving yards.
“We made our own breaks today,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 40.90 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 95 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. In addition, Elliott entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 4th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 27.42 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 408 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
The House of Cards drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 21 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 10.
This brings the record for the Soul Snatchers to 4-8, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 7-5.
Coming up in week 11, the 6-6 NC Titans are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 21.1-point favorite, while the Soul Snatchers are at 8-4 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 10.2-point favorite.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
1. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (10-2)
2. Da South (9-3)
3. I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (8-4)
4. I Go Deep (8-4)
5. Hyde Yo Wife (8-4)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Beer, Cheese, & Brats was eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week, as they had the lowest fantasy point total of teams not already eliminated. Their fantasy total of 155.84 was the lowest point total of a surprising very high scoring weekend. Mr. Barnes & Mr. Bennett, your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end as we bid you farewell…
- Week 10 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett - Week 9 Elimination:
Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn - Week 8 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 8 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 8 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 8 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 7 Elimination:
The Cruciates Curse, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 6 Elimination:
Church of Zero Tolerance, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 5 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler - Week 4 Elimination:
Barbaric Milk Jousters, coached by Aaron Mathiason - Week 4 Elimination:
Phlying High, coached by Jake Fields - Week 4 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 4 Elimination:
Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
DaTaminator, coached by Tam Van - Week 1 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Ezekiel Elliott-RB (40.90 fantasy points)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: House of Cards
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Eric Berry-DB (30.70 fantasy points)
Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS
Legends: Soul Snatchers
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Da South(209.94)
Legends: Soul Snatchers(207.04)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS (73.24)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (44.38)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Ben Roethlisberger (27.42)
Origins: Breakin Tackles
Legends: House of Cards
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Doug Baldwin (23.90)
Origins: Da South
Legends: NC Titans
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Delanie Walker (18.40)
Origins: None, Da South did not start Walker
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Steven Hauschka (16.50)
Origins: None, Da South did not start Hauschka
Legends: Soul Snatchers
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Cameron Jordan (22.40)
Origins: Da South
Legends: None, Phlying High did not start Jordan
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Kiko Alonso (27.00)
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: DeSeantourage (8.94)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (2.30)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Maclin on Dat Ass (73.24)
Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (44.38)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (109.14)
Legends: The Cruciates Curse (129.22)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Clam Diggers – Started Cole Beasley-WR (3.30) while out performed by Dez Bryant-WR (19.60)
Legends: Phlying High – Started Fletcher Cox-DL (1.00) while out performed by Cameron Jordan-DL (22.40)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Clam Diggers (57.98)
Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (70.46)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance
**Keeper’s Violations**
Week 1:
Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K1) Justin Houston-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.
Week 2:
Keeper 3 Violation – Forfeiture of Draft Pick, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K3) Jarvis Landry-WR. The franchise will lose their 3rd, 4th or 5th Round selection in the upcoming fantasy draft. The round selected will depend on where team finishes that season. A playoff team will lose their 3rd Round selection and a team finishing last in their division will lose a 5th Round selection. By default, a 4th Round selection will be lost if the other two selector’s are not met.
Week 3:
Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Clam Diggers franchise for dropping (K1) Julius Peppers-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2016 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered used their League Perk to move up three spots in this seasons draft.
I Got Sacks used their 10 point Home Field Advantage for their first four home games (4/4).
I Got Sacks used their contracts as they saw fit in 2016.
Hyde Yo Wife used their contracts as they saw fit in 2016.
In Effect:
None.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk as of yet.
