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**Recaps**

Origins Conference

BUCKNASTY BOYS Dump I Got Sacks

Difference Maker: David Johnson-RB (30.50 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the BUCKNASTY BOYS beat a strong I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 156.76 to 140.86, behind the support of 74,298 faithful fans at BUCKNASTY Field.

The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led to their 15.90 point victory by a 30.50 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 157 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 28 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 24.36 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 359 passing yards and 4 passing TDs.

This is a dream come true,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.40 point effort from Jamison Crowder, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 35 receiving yards. With this performance, Crowder was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from Antonio Brown, who got by the New York Jets defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They out-coached us,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.

This brings the record for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 3-3, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 6, 5-1 Georgia Boy are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 21.8-point underdog, while the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 2-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.4-point favorite.

Clam Diggers Squeak by Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (31.10 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Clam Diggers squeaked by a tough Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 153.98 to 148.08, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 3 games.

The Clam Diggers were led to their 5.90 point victory by a 31.10 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 134 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 37 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Cameron Artis-Payne, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 85 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s.

This was a confidence booster,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 8 tackles. They also got help from a 13.70 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

My hat’s off to them,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.

This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 4-2, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, the Clam Diggers are at the 5-1 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 2.9-point favorite, while the 3-3 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.4-point favorite.

Barbaric Milk Jousters Bash Breakin Tackles

Difference Maker: Tevin Coleman-RB (22.30 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Barbaric Milk Jousters bashed a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 160.04 to 70.32, behind the support of 74,072 faithful fans at Wankdorf Stadium.

The Barbaric Milk Jousters were led to their 89.72 point victory by a 22.30 point effort from Tevin Coleman, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 31 rushing yards in addition to 132 receiving yards. With this performance, Coleman was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 7 tackles.

We feel fortunate to come out on top like we did,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.

Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.50 point effort from Jadeveon Clowney, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 13.92 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 238 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards.

We have to have a short memory and get ready for next week,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.

This brings the record for the Barbaric Milk Jousters to 2-4, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, the Barbaric Milk Jousters are at 2-4 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 0.9-point favorite, while Breakin Tackles are at 2-4 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 25.7-point favorite.

DeSeantourage Tame DaTaminator

Difference Maker: Martellus Bennett-TE (24.70 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, DeSeantourage tamed a tough DaTaminator team by a score of 167.86 to 156.86, extending the losing streak for DaTaminator to 3 games.

DeSeantourage were led to their 11.00 point victory by a 24.70 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Adam Vinatieri, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 5 field goals made and 2 extra points.

We needed this win,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.

DaTaminator were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.10 point effort from T.Y. Hilton, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 171 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Hilton was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 18.16 point effort from Andy Dalton, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 269 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 34 rushing yards.

The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.

DaTaminator drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for DeSeantourage to 2-4, and drops DaTaminator to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, 2-4 Breakin Tackles are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 25.7-point favorite, while 5-1 I Go Deep are at DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 31.3-point favorite.

Carolina Hitmen Smack Maclin on Dat Ass

Difference Maker: Martellus Bennett-TE (24.70 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Carolina Hitmen smacked a tough Maclin on Dat Ass team by a score of 148.04 to 141.06, extending the winning streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 3 games.

The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 6.98 point victory by a 28.64 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 406 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 23.80 point effort from Amari Cooper, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

This team showed a lot of heart,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.

Maclin on Dat Ass were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.30 point effort from Jordan Howard, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 118 rushing yards in addition to 45 receiving yards. With this performance, Howard was the number 4 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Sebastian Janikowski, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

We came up a little short,” Carolina Hitmen coach Richard Glenn said.

Adding salt to the wound, Carolina Hitmen could have scored 168.26 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Richard Glenn left key players like Larry Fitzgerald and his corresponding 20.10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 5-1, and drops Maclin on Dat Ass to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 4-2 Clam Diggers are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 2.9-point favorite, while the 2-4 Barbaric Milk Jousters are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 0.9-point favorite.

I Go Deep Edges Georgia Boy

Difference Maker: Calais Campbell-DL (23.10 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, I Go Deep edged by a tough Georgia Boy team by a score of 136.00 to 134.66, extending the winning streak for I Go Deep to 5 games.

I Go Deep were led to their 1.34 point victory by a 23.10 point effort from Calais Campbell, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Campbell was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 5. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 66 rushing yards in addition to 88 receiving yards.

We knew we had to defend our home turf,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.

Georgia Boy were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.86 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New York Giants defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.70 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 69 rushing yards in addition to 18 receiving yards.

They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Georgia Boy coach Dave Jackson said.

Compounding the issue, Georgia Boy could have scored 142.48 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dave Jackson left key players like Derek Carr and his corresponding 18.98 points on the bench.

I Go Deep took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for I Go Deep to 5-1, and drops Georgia Boy to a record of 5-1.

Coming up in week 6, Georgia Boy are at 3-3 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 21.8-point underdog, while I Go Deep are at 2-4 DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 31.3-point favorite.

Legends Conference

Hyde Yo Wife Beats NC Titans

Difference Maker: Brian Hoyer-QB (23.78 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Hyde Yo Wife beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 169.68 to 135.48, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,553 at Titans Field.

Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 34.20 point victory by a 23.78 point effort from Brian Hoyer, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 397 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s. With this performance, Hoyer was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 22.30 point effort from Jordan Howard, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 118 rushing yards in addition to 45 receiving yards.

We came to play and our effort showed that,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.

The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.10 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 81 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 78 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 36 receiving yards.

It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 4-2, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, 6-0 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 5.3-point favorite, while the 1-5 Soul Snatchers are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 9.9-point underdog.

The Gremlins Dust Phlying High

Difference Maker: T.Y. Hilton-WR (23.10 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, The Gremlins squeaked by a tough Phlying High team by a score of 154.90 to 143.90, extending the losing streak for Phlying High to 3 games.

The Gremlins were led to their 11.00 point victory by a 23.10 point effort from T.Y. Hilton, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 171 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Hilton was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from Todd Gurley, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 72 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 36 receiving yards.

This was a good win for us,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

Phlying High were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.00 point effort from Tahir Whitehead, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 10 tackles. They also got help from a 13.70 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

We have to stay focus, it’s a long season” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.

This brings the record for The Gremlins to 3-3, and drops Phlying High to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, the 4-2 Church of Zero Tolerance are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 2.4-point favorite, while the 3-3 House of Cards are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 11.6-point underdog.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats Smoke Church of Zero Tolerance

Difference Maker: David Johnson-RB (30.50 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Beer, Cheese, & Brats beat a strong Church of Zero Tolerance team by a score of 189.86 to 139.80, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 3 games. With their 189.86 points, Beer, Cheese, & Brats is now the proud record-holder of the 17th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 50.06 point victory by a 30.50 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 157 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 28 receiving yards. With this performance,Johnson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 24.36 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 359 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s.

We knew this would be no cakewalk,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.

The Church of Zero Tolerance were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.60 point effort from Shane Ray, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 15.80 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 150 rushing yards in addition to 8 receiving yards.

They out-hustled us,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski said.

This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 5-1, and drops the Church of Zero Tolerance to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 2-4 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 29.3-point underdog, while the Church of Zero Tolerance are at 3-3 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 2.4-point favorite.

Surprise Scorpians Subdue Soul Snatchers

Difference Maker: Tom Brady-QB (28.64 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Surprise Scorpians beat a strong Soul Snatchers team by a score of 157.94 to 126.82, extending the losing streak for the Soul Snatchers to 5 games.

The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 31.12 point victory by a 28.64 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 406 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 19.40 point effort from Jamison Crowder, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 35 receiving yards.

We proved we’re the better team,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.

The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.80 point effort from Amari Cooper, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Cooper was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 18.60 point effort from Karl Joseph, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.

We can still hold our heads high,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.

This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 2-4, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, 5-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 29.3-point underdog, while the Soul Snatchers are at 4-2 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 9.9-point underdog.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Outwit The Cruciates Curse

Difference Maker: Lorenzo Alexander-LB (28.40 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood beat a strong The Cruciates Curse team by a score of 174.96 to 149.98, extending the winning streak for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 6 games.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 24.98 point victory by a 28.40 point effort from Lorenzo Alexander, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 7 tackles. With this performance, Alexander was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 5. They also got help from a 21.50 point effort from Christian Kirksey, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 11 tackles.

We played our hearts out,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

The Cruciates Curse were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.98 point effort from Derek Carr, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 317 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Carr was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Will Compton, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 8 tackles.

They out-coached us in every phase of the game,” The Cruciates Curse coach Champ Douglas said.

This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 6-0, and drops The Cruciates Curse to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, The Cruciates Curse are at the 1-5 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 21.7-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the 4-2 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 5.3-point favorite.

House of Cards Wreck Carnival of Pain

Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (31.10 pts)

In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the House of Cards beat a strong Carnival of Pain team by a score of 159.60 to 134.46, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,340 at The Fun House.

The House of Cards were led to their 25.14 point victory by a 31.10 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 134 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 37 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 30.20 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 380 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s.

We’ll enjoy this for 24 hours, then it’s on to next week’s game,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.70 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 14.90 point effort from Mike Evans, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 89 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

Give them all the credit,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.

This brings the record for the House of Cards to 3-3, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, 1-5 The Cruciates Curse are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 21.7-point underdog, while the House of Cards are at 1-5 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 11.6-point underdog.

**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**

1. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (6-0)

2. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (5-1)

3. I Go Deep (5-1)

4. Georgia Boy (5-1)

5. Carolina Hitmen (5-1)

**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

In one of the lowest point totals in The League history, Chris Butler’s & his Breakin Tackles team scored a measly 70.32 fantasy points in week 5. Unfortunately for Breakin Tackles, they were the only team this week to not score more than 100 points. Mr. Butler, your stay on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end as we bid you farewell…

  • Week 5 Elimination: Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler
  • Week 4 Elimination: Barbaric Milk Jousters, coached by Aaron Mathiason
  • Week 4 Elimination: Phlying High, coached by Jake Fields
  • Week 4 Elimination: The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
  • Week 4 Elimination: Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley
  • Week 3 Elimination: BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey
  • Week 2 Elimination: DaTaminator, coached by Tam Van
  • Week 1 Elimination: Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem)  Ezekiel Elliott-RB (31.10 fantasy points)

Origins: Clam Diggers

Legends: House of Cards

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) Vic Beasley-LB (30.60 fantasy points)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: DeSeantourage (167.86)

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (189.86)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: Barbaric Milk Jousters (89.72)

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (50.06)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week Marcus Mariota (30.52)

Origins: None

Legends: None, the NC Titans did not start Mariota

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week Sammie Coates (30.20)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week Martellus Bennett (24.70)

Origins: DeSeantourage

Legends: Carnival of Pain

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week Adam Vinatieri (21.00)

Origins: DeSeantourage

Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week Calais Campbell (23.10)

Origins: I Go Deep

Legends: None

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Nickell Robey-DB (21.90)

Origins: None

Legends: None

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: Georgia Boy (1.34)

Legends: Phlying High (11.00)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (89.72)

Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (50.16)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (70.32)

Legends: Soul Snatchers (126.82)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: Maclin on Dat Ass – Started Steve Smith-WR (2.90) while out performed by Larry Fitzgerald-WR (20.10) 

Legends: The Gremlins – Started Isaiah Crowell-RB (4.00) while out performed by Tevin Coleman-RB (22.30)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: Georgia Boy (65.48)

Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (41.06)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

**Keeper’s Violations**

Week 1:

Keeper 1 ViolationForfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K1) Justin Houston-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.

Week 2:

Keeper 3 ViolationForfeiture of Draft Pick, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K3) Jarvis Landry-WR. The franchise will lose their 3rd, 4th or 5th Round selection in the upcoming fantasy draft. The round selected will depend on where team finishes that season. A playoff team will lose their 3rd Round selection and a team finishing last in their division will lose a 5th Round selection. By default, a 4th Round selection will be lost if the other two selector’s are not met.

Week 3:

Keeper 1 ViolationForfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Clam Diggers franchise for dropping (K1) Julius Peppers-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.

**League Perks**

This is more of an FYI for all league members what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2016 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.

Used:

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered used their League Perk to move up three spots in this seasons draft.

I Got Sacks used their 10 point Home Field Advantage for their first four home games (4/4).

In Effect:

None.

Have Not Been Used As of Yet:

I Got Sacks can use their contracts as they see fit in 2016.

Hyde Yo Wife can use their contracts as they see fit in 2016.

Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk as of yet.