Well it’s not the morning, hell it’s barely Thursday still but The Thursday Morning Quarterback is back!
Origins Conference
Clam Diggers at I Got Sacks
X-Factors:
Clam Diggers: Luke Kuechly-LB (14.90) / I Got Sacks: Drew Brees-QB (14.90)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, the 0-0 Clam Diggers play 0-0 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks at Snapple’s “Real Facts” Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Clam Diggers can expect a 14.90 point effort from Luke Kuechly in week 1, who is expected to beat the Denver Broncos offense for 5.6 tackles and 0.3 interceptions.
“We should just go out there and have fun,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can expect a 14.90 point effort from Drew Brees in week 1, who is expected to get by the Oakland Raiders defense for 280.23 passing yards and 1.84 passing TDs in addition to 2.28 rushing yards.
“We have to bend but not break,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Barbaric Milk Jousters at DaTaminator
X-Factors:
Barbaric Milk Jousters: Derrick Johnson-LB (14.30) / DaTaminator: Matthew Stafford-QB (14.83)
The 0-0 Barbaric Milk Jousters challenge 0-0 DaTaminator, in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Barbaric Milk Jousters can expect a 14.30 point effort from Derrick Johnson in week 1, who is expected to beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 6.53 tackles and 0.12 interceptions.
“We’ve got an intriguing matchup,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, DaTaminator can expect a 14.83 point effort from Matthew Stafford in week 1, who is expected to get by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 272.64 passing yards and 1.83 passing TDs in addition to 8.08 rushing yards.
“We have to shore up our defense in this game,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.
Carolina Hitmen at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
X-Factors:
Carolina Hitmen: Blake Bortle-QB (14.28) / Hakeem I Saw I Conquered: Cam Newton-QB (19.77)
The 0-0 Carolina Hitmen face off against 0-0 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered in a QB battle at Giants Stadium.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Carolina Hitmen can expect a 14.28 point effort from Blake Bortles in week 1, who is expected to get by the Green Bay Packers defense for 274.92 passing yards and 1.75 passing TDs in addition to 28.94 rushing yards.
“We have to step up our offensive production from a year ago,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered can expect a 19.77 point effort from Cam Newton in week 1, who is expected to get by the Denver Broncos defense for 238.75 passing yards and 1.78 passing TDs in addition to 43.17 rushing yards.
“We have to shut down their playmakers,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Breakin Tackles at Georgia Boy
X-Factors:
Breakin Tackles: Antonio Brown-WR (18.73) / Georgia Boy: Aaron Rodgers-QB (18.72)
Breakin Tackles challenge 0-0 Georgia Boy at the Georgia Dome.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Breakin Tackles can expect a 18.73 point effort from Antonio Brown in week 1, who is expected to beat the Washington Redskins defense for 125.59 receiving yards and 0.76 receiving TDs in addition to 1.84 rushing yards.
“We’re looking to start the season off on a high note,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Georgia Boy can expect a 18.72 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 1, who is expected to get by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 283.41 passing yards and 2.25 passing TDs in addition to 17.04 rushing yards.
“Our guys are ready to play this game,” Georgia Boy coach Dave Jackson said.
Maclin on Dat Ass at DeSeantourage
X-Factors:
Maclin on Dat Ass: Eli Manning-QB (14.28) / DeSeantourage: Todd Gurley-RB (19.27)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, 0-0 Maclin on Dat Ass play 0-0 DeSeantourage at Ari Gold Stadium.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Maclin on Dat Ass can expect a 14.28 point effort from Eli Manning in week 1, who is expected to get by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 258.41 passing yards and 1.91 passing TDs in addition to 2.86 rushing yards.
“We have to pull out all the stops,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, DeSeantourage can expect a 19.27 point effort from Todd Gurley in week 1, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 96.97 rushing yards and 0.97 rushing TDs in addition to 23.2 receiving yards.
“We should be fine if we stick to the fundamentals,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
I Go Deep at BUCKNASTY BOYS
X-Factors:
I Go Deep: Russell Wilson-QB (18.61) / BUCKNASTY BOYS: Philip Rivers-QB (13.69)
I Go Deep play the 0-0 BUCKNASTY BOYS in an arm slinging battle at BUCKNASTY Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Go Deep can expect a 18.61 point effort from Russell Wilson in week 1, who is expected to get by the Miami Dolphins defense for 252.98 passing yards and 1.99 passing TDs in addition to 39.7 rushing yards.
“We have to suck it up and play tough,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the BUCKNASTY BOYS can expect a 13.69 point effort from Philip Rivers in week 1, who is expected to get by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 270.84 passing yards and 1.78 passing TDs in addition to 4.33 rushing yards.
“We’ll have to find a way to limit what Russell Wilson can do,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
Legends Conference
Cacahuetes Orange at Beer, Cheese, & Brats
X-Factors:
Cacahuetes Orange: Derek Carr-QB (16.55) / Beer, Cheese, & Brats: Kirk Cousins-QB (14.88)
The 0-0 Cacahuetes Orange play0-0 Beer, Cheese, & Brats at Lambeau Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Cacahuetes Orange can expect a 16.55 point effort from Derek Carr in week 1, who is expected to get by the New Orleans Saints defense for 279.66 passing yards and 2.04 passing TDs in addition to 7.46 rushing yards.
“We need to play to the next level,” Cacahuetes Orange coach Champ Douglas said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 14.88 point effort from Kirk Cousins in week 1, who is expected to get by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 257.17 passing yards and 1.64 passing TDs in addition to 4.75 rushing yards.
“I know it’s week one, but we can’t look past these guys,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Gremlins at Hyde Yo Wife
X-Factors:
The Gremlins: Todd Gurley-RB (19.27) / Hyde Yo Wife: Antonio Brown-WR (18.73)
0-0 The Gremlins challenge the defending E.L.S.I.E. Bowl Champions 0-0 Hyde Yo Wife at B.o.B. Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Gremlins can expect a 19.27 point effort from Todd Gurley in week 1, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 96.97 rushing yards and 0.97 rushing TDs in addition to 23.2 receiving yards.
“We have to play like we’re capable of playing,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hyde Yo Wife can expect a 18.73 point effort from Antonio Brown in week 1, who is expected to beat the Washington Redskins defense for 125.59 receiving yards and 0.76 receiving TDs in addition to 1.84 rushing yards.
“We have to leave the past in the past, this is a new season,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Carnival of Pain at NC Titans
X-Factors:
Carnival of Pain: Blake Bortles-QB (14.28) / NC Titans: Lavonte David-LB (15.64)
The 0-0 Carnival of Pain face off against the 0-0 NC Titans at Titans Field in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Carnival of Pain can expect a 14.28 point effort from Blake Bortles in week 1, who is expected to get by the Green Bay Packers defense for 274.92 passing yards and 1.75 passing TDs in addition to 28.94 rushing yards.
“We have to go into this game hungry,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the NC Titans can expect a 15.64 point effort from Lavonte David in week 1, who is expected to beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 6.28 tackles and 0.14 interceptions.
“We have to bend but not break,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
Surprise Scorpians at Church of Zero Tolerance
X-Factors:
Surprise Scorpians: Tyler Lockett-WR (15.50) / Church of Zero Tolerance: Carson Palmer-QB (13.45)
The 0-0 Surprise Scorpians play the 0-0 Church of Zero Tolerance at No One’s Welcome Bowl.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Surprise Scorpians can expect a 15.50 point effort from Tyler Lockett in week 1, who is expected to sneak past the Miami Dolphins defense for 59.46 receiving yards and 0.5 receiving TDs in addition to 2.06 rushing yards.
“We have to come out of the locker room fired up,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Church of Zero Tolerance can expect a 13.45 point effort from Carson Palmer in week 1, who is expected to get by the New England Patriots defense for 256.73 passing yards and 1.78 passing TDs in addition to 1.21 rushing yards.
“Turnovers will be the key,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski said.
Soul Snatchers at Phlying High
X-Factors:
Soul Snatchers: Cam Newton-QB (19.77) / Phlying High: Drew Brees-QB (14.90)
The 0-0 Soul Snatchers face off against 0-0 Phlying High in a battle of top slinging QB’s at The Linc.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks,the Soul Snatchers can expect a 19.77 point effort from Cam Newton in week 1, who is expected to get by the Denver Broncos defense for 238.75 passing yards and 1.78 passing TDs in addition to 43.17 rushing yards.
“We have to dig deep, we can’t start off slow,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Phlying High can expect a 14.90 point effort from Drew Brees in week 1, who is expected to get by the Oakland Raiders defense for 280.23 passing yards and 1.84 passing TDs in addition to 2.28 rushing yards.
“It’s going to be a battle of the titans, they’re a great team” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
House of Cards at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
X-Factors:
House of Cards: Ben Roethlisberger-QB (17.26) / Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Aaron Rodgers-QB (18.72)
Coming up in a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the 0-0 House of Cards face off against 0-0 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood with playoff caliber QB’s at Rodgers Field.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the House of Cards can expect a 17.26 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger in week 1, who is expected to beat the Washington Redskins defense for 337.31 passing yards and 1.86 passing TDs in addition to 2.57 rushing yards.
“We’re playing for respect,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood can expect a 18.72 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 1, who is expected to get by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 283.41 passing yards and 2.25 passing TDs in addition to 17.04 rushing yards.
“We have to take it to them,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
