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**Recaps**

BendTheKnee Rough Up Feeling Green

Difference Maker: Le’Veon Bell-RB (25.10 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, BendTheKnee beat a strong Feeling Green team by a score of 157.22 to 122.32, extending the winning streak for BendTheKnee to 3 games.

BendTheKnee were led to their 34.90 point victory by a 25.10 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 179 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 3 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 23.10 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 8 tackles.

This win is for all the fans,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.

Feeling Green were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.95 point effort from Danny Trevathan, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 5 tackles. They also got help from a 14.40 point effort from Doug Martin, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 53 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards.

They’ve been playing well all season,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.

This brings the record for BendTheKnee to 5-2, and drops Feeling Green to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 7, 3-4 Fournettecation are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 25.7-point favorite, while 6-1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 19.7-point favorite.

Clam Diggers Nip I Got Sacks

Difference Maker: Mark Ingram-RB (25.00 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, the Clam Diggers nipped by a tough I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 158.91 to 158.59, extending the losing streak for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 3 games.

The Clam Diggers were led to their 0.32 point victory by a 25.00 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 114 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from Harrison Smith, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.

We brought our A-game,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.50 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Brown was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 17.80 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They out-coached us,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.

Compounding the issue, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks could have scored 159.79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Jackson left key players like Tarik Cohen and his corresponding 11.60 points on the bench.

This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 4-3, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 7, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 3-4 Wellington Wells Whifflers, where the Wellington Wells Whifflers are an early 17.4-point underdog, while the 6-1 House of Cards are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 1.7-point favorite.

Wellington Wells Whifflers Conquer Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Difference Maker: Cameron Jordan-DL (34.95 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Wellington Wells Whifflers squeaked by a tough Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 150.05 to 138.28, silencing a hostile crowd of 68,798 at Giants Stadium.

The Wellington Wells Whifflers were led to their 11.77 point victory by a 34.95 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Jordan was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 27.00 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 67 receiving yards.

We managed to eke out a win,” Wellington Wells Whifflers coach Aaron Mathiason said.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.25 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 8 tackles. They also got help from a 18.66 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 239 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 71 rushing yards.

We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.

This brings the record for the Wellington Wells Whifflers to 3-4, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 7, 3-4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Wellington Wells Whifflers, where the Wellington Wells Whifflers are an early 17.4-point underdog, while Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the 4-3 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 9.0-point underdog.

Carolina Hitmen Edge Da South

Difference Maker: Derrick Henry-RB (22.50pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, the Carolina Hitmen squeaked by a tough Da South team by a score of 168.33 to 165.77, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,411 at the Po Boy Dome.

The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 2.56 point victory by a 22.50 point effort from Derrick Henry, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Henry was the number 5 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 16.60 point effort from Golden Tate, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

I was just doing my job, the players deserve all the credit” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.

Da South were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.80 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Fournette was the number 6 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 20.30 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who got by the New York Jets defense for 83 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.

We weren’t mentally prepared,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.

Compounding the issue, Da South could have scored 169.52 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dave Jackson left key players like Chandler Jones and his corresponding 13.00 points on the bench.

Da South drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 4-3, and drops Da South to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, 4-3 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 9.0-point underdog, while Da South are at 3-4 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 1.0-point underdog.

Carnival of Pain Sneak Past The Urge to Purge

Difference Maker: Leonard Fournette-RB (21.80pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the Carnival of Pain snuck passed a tough The Urge to Purge team by a score of 183.28 to 178.20, behind the support of 71,019 faithful fans at The Fun House.

The Carnival of Pain were led to their 5.08 point victory by a 21.80 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Fournette was the number 6 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 19.25 point effort from C.J. Mosley, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 8 tackles.

We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.

The Urge to Purge were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.95 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 7 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Pierre-Paul was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 6. They also got help from a 23.60 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 3 tackles.

We came out flat,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Urge to Purge could have scored 225.95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Theron K. Shavers Jr. left key players like John Simon and his corresponding 36.45 points on the bench.

The Urge to Purge drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 5-2, and drops The Urge to Purge to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 7, the 3-4 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 24.7-point favorite, while the Carnival of Pain are at the 4-3 Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 9.4-point favorite.

I Go Deep Slips Past BUCKNASTY BOYS

Difference Maker: Le’Veon Bell-RB (25.10 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, I Go Deep slipped past a tough BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 151.82 to 148.37, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,436 at BUCKNASTY Field.

I Go Deep were led to their 3.45 point victory by a 25.10 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 179 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 3 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 19.50 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 28 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 47 receiving yards.

This was a must win game for us,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.

The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.90 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 134 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s. With this performance, Peterson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 23.10 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 8 tackles.

Our defense didn’t show up today,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.

This brings the record for I Go Deep to 4-3, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 7, the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 4-3 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 24.7-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at the 2-5 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 1.8-point underdog.

Hyde Yo Wife Obliterates Breakin Tackles

Difference Maker: Cameron Jordan-DL (34.95 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Hyde Yo Wife obliterated a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 220.27 to 123.37, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 7 games. With their 220.27 points, Hyde Yo Wife is now the proud record-holder of the 5th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 96.90 point victory by a 34.95 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Jordan was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 23.50 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We just need to keep pounding,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.

Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.50 point effort from Eli Apple, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 5 tackles. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Jay Ajayi, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 130 rushing yards.

Penalties killed us,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.

This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 4-3, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 0-7.

Coming up in week 7, Breakin Tackles are at 1-6 Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 0.1-point underdog, while 3-4 The Gremlins are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 19.4-point favorite.

Alderaan Wookies Take Down Beer, Cheese, & Brats

Difference Maker: Deshaun Watson-QB (20.30 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the Alderaan Wookies squeaked by a tough Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 131.25 to 126.98, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,838 at Lambeau Field.

The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 4.27 point victory by a 20.30 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 225 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 23 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Trae Waynes, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception.

All wins in this league are important,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.38 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 222 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Wentz was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 17.80 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They out-hustled us in every phase of the game,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.

The Alderaan Wookies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 4-3, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 7, 2-5 Da South are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 5-2 Carnival of Pain are at the Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 9.4-point favorite.

NC Titans Spank Maclin on Dat Ass

Difference Maker: Jason Pierre-Paul-LB (33.95 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the NC Titans beat a strong Maclin on Dat Ass team by a score of 180.49 to 156.99, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,154 at Dick Field.

The NC Titans were led to their 23.50 point victory by a 33.95 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 7 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Pierre-Paul was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 6. They also got help from a 26.35 point effort from Kenny Vaccaro, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.

It was a workman-like effort,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

Maclin on Dat Ass were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.90 point effort from Jerick McKinnon, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 69 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards. They also got help from a 19.25 point effort from C.J. Mosley, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 8 tackles.

It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.

This brings the record for the NC Titans to 2-5, and drops Maclin on Dat Ass to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 7, 0-7 Breakin Tackles are at Maclin on Dat Ass, where Maclin on Dat Ass are an early 0.1-point underdog, while the 4-3 Smoked Salmons are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 29.0-point underdog.

Surprise Scorpians Smoke Smoked Salmons

Difference Maker: Jason McCourty-DB (22.35 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, the Surprise Scorpians beat a strong Smoked Salmons team by a score of 181.58 to 146.71, behind the support of 70,108 faithful fans at AlcoholicA Stadium.

The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 34.87 point victory by a 22.35 point effort from Jason McCourty, who beat the Houston Texans offense for tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, McCourty was the number 4 ranked defensive cornerback for week 6. They also got help from a 19.90 point effort from Jerick McKinnon, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 69 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards.

I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.

The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.00 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 114 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from Mark Barron, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 6 tackles.

They owned us,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre said.

This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 2-5, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 7, 4-3 I Go Deep are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 1.8-point underdog, while the Smoked Salmons are at the 2-5 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 29.0-point underdog.

Fournettecation Manhandle The Gremlins

Difference Maker: Harrison Smith-DB (24.90 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Fournettecation squeaked by a tough The Gremlins team by a score of 159.19 to 148.82, silencing a hostile crowd of 67,935 at Mogwai Coliseum.

Fournettecation were led to their 10.37 point victory by a 24.90 point effort from Harrison Smith, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 3 ranked defensive safety for week 6. They also got help from a 19.85 point effort from Deion Jones, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception.

Besting Coach Arcand is a dream come true, he’s one of the greats,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.

The Gremlins were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.00 point effort from Vince Williams, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 5 tackles. They also got help from a 17.95 point effort from Danny Trevathan, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 5 tackles.

We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

Compounding the issue, The Gremlins could have scored 173.77 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dan Arcand left key players like Carlos Hyde and his corresponding 19.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Fournettecation to 3-4, and drops The Gremlins to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 7, The Gremlins are at 4-3 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 19.4-point favorite, while Fournettecation are at 5-2 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 25.7-point favorite.

House of Cards Take Down Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

Difference Maker: Kirk Cousins-QB (28.30 pts)

In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the House of Cards beat a strong Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 144.57 to 124.79, extending the winning streak for the House of Cards to 5 games.

The House of Cards were led to their 19.78 point victory by a 28.30 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 330 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Jay Ajayi, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 130 rushing yards.

We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.00 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 67 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 1 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 12.50 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 6 tackles.

We got a wake-up call,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

Compounding the issue, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood could have scored 156.24 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Liotta left key players like Kyle Van Noy and his corresponding 22.95 points on the bench.

The House of Cards took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for the House of Cards to 6-1, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 6-1.

Coming up in week 7, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 5-2 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 23.9-point favorite, while the House of Cards are at the 4-3 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 5.8-point favorite.

**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**

1. House of Cards (6-1)

2. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (6-1)

3. BendTheKnee (5-2)

4. Feeling Green (5-2)

5. Carnival of Pain (5-2)

**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

Feeling Greencoached by Donavin Serras had the lowest fantasy point total (122.32) this week and were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island. To Mr. Serras, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…

  • Week 6 Elimination: Feeling Green, coached by Donavin Serras
  • Week 5 Elimination: Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
  • Week 4 Elimination: BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey
  • Week 4 Elimination: Wellington Wells Whifflers, coached by Aaron Mathiason
  • Week 4 Elimination: Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett
  • Week 4 Elimination: Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott
  • Week 3 Elimination: NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick
  • Week 2 Elimination: Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn
  • Week 1 Elimination: Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Kirk Cousins-QB (28.30 fantasy points)

Origins: None, the Wellington Wells Whifflers did not start Cousins

Legends: House of Cards

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Adrian Amos-DB (37.50 fantasy points)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: The Urge to Purge (178.20)

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (220.27)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: Wellington Wells Whifflers (11.77)

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (96.90)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Melvin Gordon (27.00)

Origins: Wellington Wells Whifflers

Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Antonio Brown (23.50)

Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Rob Gronkowski (20.30)

Origins: Da South

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Ryan Succop(18.75)

Origins: Da South

Legends: Carnival of Pain

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Cameron Jordan (34.95)

Origins: Wellington Wells Whifflers

Legends: Hyde Yo Wife

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week Matt Judon (36.70)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award”  aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (0.32)

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (4.27)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (96.90)

Legends: Smoked Salmons (34.87)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Feeling Green (122.32)

Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (124.79)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: The Urge to Purge – Started Justin Houston-LB (4.50) while being out performed by John Simon-LB (36.45)

Legends: Alderaan Wookies – Started Marlon Mack-RB (1.80) while being out performed by Adrian Peterson-RB (26.90)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: The Urge to Purge (65.55)

Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (65.74)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles

Legends: None

**League Perks**

This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2017 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.

Used:

House of Cards – No Home Field Advantage (4/4)

Surprise Scorpians used their immunity League Perk from 2015

In Effect:

Beer, Cheese, & Brats can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (1/2)

Hyde Yo Wife’s – 14pt Home Field Advantage (3/4)

The NC Titans hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers for the entire 2017 season.

Have Not Been Used As of Yet:

Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up to three spots in next years fantasy draft.

The Wellington Wells Whifflers have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.