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**Recaps**
I Got Sacks Defeat the BUCKNASTY BOYS
Realistic Scoring System: 38-0
Difference Maker: Zach Brown-LB (18.25 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks beat a strong BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 143.27 to 105.64, silencing a hostile crowd of 70,650 at BUCKNASTY Field.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 37.63 point victory by a 18.25 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from Antonio Brown, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 182 receiving yards.
“This team showed a lot of resiliency,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a17.94 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Ryan was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Dan Bailey, who beat the New York Giants defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“We don’t care about moral victories, we let this one get away” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 1-0, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, 0-1 Breakin Tackles are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 81.5-point favorite, while the 1-0 Carnival of Pain are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 69.3-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Defeat I Go Deep
Realistic Scoring System: 34-0
Difference Maker: Kareem Hunt-RB (42.60 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Clam Diggers beat a strong I Go Deep team by a score of 164.69 to 131.01, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,715 at Myles Deep Field.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 33.68 point victory by a 42.60 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 148 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 98 receiving yards. With this performance, Hunt was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. In addition, Hunt entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 4th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception.
“I’m really proud of the way our guys played out there,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.40 point effort from Trey Flowers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. They also got help from a 15.30 point effort from Ty Montgomery, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 39 receiving yards.
“We have to learn from this loss and move on,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 1-0, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Carolina Hitmen are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 27.1-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at 0-1 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 1.2-point favorite.
Hyde Yo Wife Defeat Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Realistic Scoring System: 43-0
Difference Maker: Calais Campbell-DL (29.20 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Hyde Yo Wife beat a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 197.34 to 146.61, behind the support of 69,492 faithful fans at B.o.B. Field.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 50.73 point victory by a 29.20 point effort from Calais Campbell, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 4 tackles and 4.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Campbell was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 1. They also got help from a 26.00 point effort from B.J. Goodson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 14 tackles.
“We brought our A-game,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.05 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Lawrence was the number 6 ranked defensive end for week 1. They also got help from a 18.10 point effort from Jarrad Davis, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 9 tackles.
“I’ll have to look at the film to see what we did wrong,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 1-0, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, 0-1 I Go Deep are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 1.2-point favorite, while Hyde Yo Wife are at 0-1 Da South, where Da South are an early 77.9-point underdog.
The Gremlins Defeat Da South
Realistic Scoring System: 16-13
Difference Maker: Philip Rivers-QB (16.68 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, The Gremlins squeaked by a tough Da South team by a score of 122.98 to 119.49, behind the support of 67,128 faithful fans at Mogwai Coliseum.
The Gremlins were led to their 3.49 point victory by a 16.68 point effort from Philip Rivers, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 192 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. They also got help from a 15.60 point effort from Todd Gurley, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 40 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 56 receiving yards.
“We sent a message to the rest of The League! today,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Da South were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.40 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards. With this performance, Fournette was the number 4 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 12.54 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 311 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 21 rushing yards.
“Turnovers killed us,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
Causing further embarrassment, Da South could have scored 134.19 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dave Jackson left key players like Terrance West and his corresponding 15.50 points on the bench.
The Gremlins took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 1.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 1-0, and drops Da South to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, 1-0 Hyde Yo Wife are at Da South, where Da South are an early 77.9-point underdog, while 1-0 BendTheKnee are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 3.9-point underdog.
Feeling Green Defeat Breakin Tackles
Realistic Scoring System: 87-0
Difference Maker: Stefon Diggs-WR (20.70 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Feeling Green embarrassed a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 152.59 to 65.22, behind the support of 69,038 faithful fans at GreenZone Stadium.
Feeling Green were led to their 87.37 point victory by a 20.70 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Diggs was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 17.84 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 256 passing yards in addition to 26 rushing yards.
“It feels great to get out of here with a win,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.72 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 263 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s. They also got help from a 10.00 point effort from Eli Apple, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 5 tackles.
“Our effort was pathetic out there,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 1-0, and drops bi to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, Feeling Green are at 1-0 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 22.7-point underdog, while Breakin Tackles are at 1-0 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 81.5-point favorite.
The Urge to Purge Defeat Maclin on Dat Ass
Realistic Scoring System: 30-16
Difference Maker: Mike Gillislee-RB (22.50 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, The Urge to Purge squeaked by a tough Maclin on Dat Ass team by a score of 145.01 to 130.67, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,009 at Dick Field.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 14.34 point victory by a 22.50 point effort from Mike Gillislee, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 45 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s. With this performance, Gillislee was the number 2 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 22.08 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 133 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“We knew this would be no cakewalk,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Maclin on Dat Ass were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.85 point effort from C.J. Mosley, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Mosley was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 1. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Fletcher Cox, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 1 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“It just wasn’t meant to be tonight,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
Compounding the issue, Maclin on Dat Ass could have scored 154.57 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Richard Glenn left key players like Kenny Golladay and his corresponding 19.90 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 1-0, and drops Maclin on Dat Ass to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, Maclin on Dat Ass are at the 0-1 Wellington Wells Whifflers, where the Wellington Wells Whifflers are an early 4-point favorite, while the 0-1 Surprise Scorpians are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 43.5-point favorite.
Carnival of Pain Defeat Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Realistic Scoring System: 34-14
Difference Maker: Mike Gillislee-RB (22.50 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Carnival of Pain beat the defending champion Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 174.97 to 154.98, behind the support of 65,507 faithful fans at The Fun House.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 19.99 point victory by a 22.50 point effort from Mike Gillislee, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 45 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s. With this performance, Gillislee was the number 2 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 22.08 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 133 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“We came to play,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.08 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 292 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Stafford was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Fletcher Cox, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 1 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“It’s tough when you have the target on your back, you get everyone’s ‘A’ game” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 20 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 1.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 1-0, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 0-1 Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 36.1-point underdog, while the Carnival of Pain are at the 0-1 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where THE BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 69.3-point underdog.
Carolina Hitmen Defeat Alderaan Wookies
Realistic Scoring System: 22-3
Difference Maker: Jatavis Brown-LB (18.75 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Carolina Hitmen beat a strong Alderaan Wookies team by a score of 137.58 to 118.92, behind the support of 69,441 faithful fans at Assassin’s Arena.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 18.66 point victory by a18.75 point effort from Jatavis Brown, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 11 tackles. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Myles Jack, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 8 tackles.
“We really took it to ’em,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
The Alderaan Wookies were helped out in a losing cause by a18.50 point effort from Myles Jack, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 8 tackles. They also got help from a 16.12point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the New York Giants defense for 268 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 24 rushing yards.
“We beat ourselves,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 1-0, and drops the Alderaan Wookies to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, the Carolina Hitmen are at the 1-0 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 27.1-point favorite, while 0-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 36.1-point underdog.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Defeat the NC Titans
Realistic Scoring System: 30-0
Difference Maker: Zach Brown-LB (18.25 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 152.86 to 122.48, behind the support of 66,476 faithful fans at Rodgers Field.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 30.38 point victory by a 18.25 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 17.25 point effort from Geno Atkins, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 4 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“This win was a whole team effort,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.30 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 16.68 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“They stepped up and made the plays, it’s as simple as that” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 1-0, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the 0-1 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 15.7-point underdog, while the 1-0 House of Cards are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 24.5-point underdog.
BendTheKnee Defeat the Smoked Salmons
Realistic Scoring System: 53-13
Difference Maker: Kareem Hunt-RB (42.60 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, BendTheKnee beat a strong Smoked Salmons team by a score of 149.91 to 109.99, behind the support of 65,820 faithful fans at The Game of Thrones Dome.
BendTheKnee were led to their 39.92 point victory by a 42.60 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 148 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 98 receiving yards. With this performance, Hunt was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. In addition, Hunt entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 4th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 14.85 point effort from Melvin Ingram, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 3 tackles and 1.5 QB sack.
“This was a great win,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.94 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Ryan was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the New York Jets defense for 110 rushing yards in addition to 49 receiving yards.
“They own us,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Smoked Salmons could have scored 155.44 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre left key players like T.J. Watt and his corresponding 31.55 points on the bench.
This brings the record for BendTheKnee to 1-0, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, 1-0 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 15.7-point underdog, while BendTheKnee are at 1-0 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 3.9-point underdog.
Fournettecation Defeat Wellington Wells Whifflers
Realistic Scoring System: 9-0
Difference Maker: Demarcus Lawrence-DL (22.05 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Fournettecation squeaked by a tough Wellington Wells Whifflers team by a score of 154.09 to 145.28, silencing a hostile crowd of 67,282 at Wankdorf Stadium.
Fournettecation were led to their 8.81 point victory by a 22.05 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Lawrence was the number 6 ranked defensive end for week 1. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 7 tackles.
“What a way to start the season,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
The Wellington Wells Whifflers were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.68 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Derrick Johnson, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 4 tackles.
“Our defense didn’t show up today,” Wellington Wells Whifflers coach Aaron Mathiason said.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 1-0, and drops the Wellington Wells Whifflers to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, 1-0 Feeling Green are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 22.7-point underdog, while 0-1 Maclin on Dat Ass are at the Wellington Wells Whifflers, where the Wellington Wells Whifflers are an early 4-point favorite.
House of Cards Defeat Surprise Scorpians
Realistic Scoring System: 43-3
Difference Maker: Joey Bosa-DL (15.95 pts)
In a week 1 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the House of Cards embarrassed a hapless Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 148.92 to 101.53, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,278 at AlcoholicA Stadium.
The House of Cards were led to their 47.39 point victory by a15.95 point effort from Joey Bosa, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 3 tackles and 1.5 QB sacks. They also got help from a 14.75 point effort from Jerrell Freeman, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 7 tackles.
“Joey (Bosa) made a huge contribution today,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.70 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Diggs was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 12.60 point effort from Jordan Howard, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 52 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards.
“They caught us on an off night,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
This brings the record for the House of Cards to 1-0, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, the Surprise Scorpians are at 1-0 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 43.5-point favorite, while the House of Cards are at the 0-1 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 24.5-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
1. Hyde Yo Wife (1-0)
2. Carnival of Pain (1-0)
3. Clam Diggers (1-0)
4. Fournettecation (1-0)
5. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (1-0)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler was eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week, as their 65.22 fantasy point total was the lowest fantasy point total of teams not already eliminated. Mr. Butler, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 1 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Kareem Hunt-RB (42.60 fantasy points)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: BendTheKnee
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – T.J. Watt-LB (31.55 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None, Smoked Salmons didn’t start Watt
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (164.69)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (197.34)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: Feeling Green (87.37)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (50.73)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Alex Smith (32.02)
Origins: None
Legends: None, Fournettecation did not start Smith
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Tyreek HIll (22.08)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: Carnival of Pain
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Austin Hooper (20.80)
Origins: None
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Giorgio Tavecchio (18.00)
Origins: None, Feeling Green did not start Tavecchio
Legends: None, Beer, Cheese, & Brats did not start Tavecchio
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Dante Fowler Jr. (30.40)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Justin Bethel (29.45)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Da South (3.49)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (18.66)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (87.37)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians (47.39)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (65.22)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians (101.53)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Breakin Tackles – Started J.J. Watt-DL (1.50) while out performed by Calais Campbell-DL (29.20)
Legends: Smoked Salmons – Started Mark Barron-LB (1.50) while out performed by T.J. Watt-LB (31.55)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Breakin Tackles (111.73)
Legends: Smoked Salmons (63.47)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2016 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
House of Cards – No Home Field Advantage (1/4)
Hyde Yo Wife’s – 14pt Home Field Advantage (1/4)
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk from 2015 as of yet. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have not used their immunity League Perk from 2015 as of yet. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up to three spots in this years fantasy draft.
The NC Titans hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers for the entire 2017 season.
The Barbaric Milk Jousters have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
