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**Quick Hitters**
League Fees Deadline
The league fees deadline is this week (Thursday, Dec. 1st.), just FYI. League fees must be in beforehand for you to be eligible to win any type of prize at the end of the year albeit money, trophy or whatever…
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race
“Who’s In?” – The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff race has been updated! While the Origins Conference has all been wrapped up other than seeding, there will be a few scenarios in the Legends Conference to pay attention to. Check out the updated playoff race here… ?
**Recaps**
Origins Conference
I Got Sacks Outgun DaTaminator
Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (30.50 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks outgunned a strong DaTaminator team by a score of 210.30 to 188.28, behind the support of 73,015 faithful fans at Snapple’s. With their 210.30 points, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks is now the proud record-holder of the 1st-highest weekly point total in league history.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 29.02 point victory by a 30.50 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 310 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 29.40 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 103 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 31 receiving yards.
“We sent a message here today,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
DaTaminator were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.00 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Burfict was the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 12. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“Our defense didn’t show up today,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.
DaTaminator drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 10-5, and drops DaTaminator to a record of 8-7.
Coming up in week 13, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 10-5 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 10.3-point underdog, while DaTaminator are at 7-8 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 32.7-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Smash barbaric Milk Jousters
Difference Maker: Khalil Mack-DL (30.70 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, the Clam Diggers smashed a strong Barbaric Milk Jousters team by a score of 170.00 to 147.46, extending the losing streak for the Barbaric Milk Jousters to 4 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 22.54 point victory by a 30.70 point effort from Khalil Mack, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. With this performance, Mack was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 12. They also got help from a 24.00 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 97 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 23 receiving yards.
“This was a good win for us,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The Barbaric Milk Jousters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.80 point effort from Michael Thomas, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Thomas was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 21.70 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 8 tackles.
“They caught us on an off night,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 10-5, and drops the Barbaric Milk Jousters to a record of 3-12.
Coming up in week 13, 10-5 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 10.3-point underdog, while the Barbaric Milk Jousters are at the 6-9 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 12-point favorite.
Da South Ambush Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Aaron Rodgers-QB (23.12 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Da South ambushed a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 154.42 to 116.94, extending the losing streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 6 games.
Da South were led to their 30.48 point victory by a 23.12 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 313 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Sean Lee, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 9 tackles.
“We knew what we had to do and came out and did just that,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.10 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Davis was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 12. They also got help from a 19.04 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 286 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“I’m really proud of our guys’ effort,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for Da South to 10-5, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 6-9.
Coming up in week 13, 4-11 Breakin Tackles are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 6.0-point underdog, while 7-8 Maclin on Dat Ass are at Da South, where Da South are an early 3-point favorite.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Bring Down Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Jason Pierre-Paul-DL (42.20 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered took down a tough Breakin Tackles team by a score of 181.56 to 159.44, behind the support of 74,873 faithful fans at Giants Stadium. With their 181.56 points, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered is now the proud record-holder of the 20th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 15.12 point victory by a 42.20 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 5 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Pierre-Paul was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. In addition, Pierre-Paul entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 3rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 24.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“Our defense really took it to ’em,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.20 point effort from Taylor Gabriel, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 75 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s in addition to 27 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21.64 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 226 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 46 rushing yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 7-8, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 4-11.
Coming up in week 13, 8-7 DaTaminator are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 32.7-point underdog, while Breakin Tackles are at the 6-9 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 6.0-point underdog.
Maclin on Dat Ass Dispose of DeSeantourage
Difference Maker: Jonathan Stewart-RB (21.60 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Maclin on Dat Ass beat a strong DeSeantourage team by a score of 149.06 to 119.00, behind the support of 70,937 faithful fans at Dick Field.
Maclin on Dat Ass were led to their 23.06 point victory by a 21.60 point effort from Jonathan Stewart, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 96 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Stewart was the number 5 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 18.56 point effort from Eli Manning, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 194 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.
“This team showed a lot of pride,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
DeSeantourage were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.50 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Jameis Winston, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 12 rushing yards.
“We just got out coached in every phase,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
Adding salt to the wound, DeSeantourage could have scored 203.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Theron K. Shavers left key players like Tyreek Hill and his corresponding 35.90 points on the bench.
Maclin on Dat Ass took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Maclin on Dat Ass to 7-8, and drops DeSeantourage to a record of 6-9.
Coming up in week 13, Maclin on Dat Ass are at 10-5 Da South, where Da South are an early 3-point favorite, while 11-4 I Go Deep are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 3.9-point favorite.
I Go Deep Embarrasses BUCKNASTY BOYS
Difference Maker: Von Miller-LB (34.10 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, I Go Deep embarrassed a hapless BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 209.04 to 144.16, extending the winning streak for I Go Deep to 5 games. With their 209.04 points, I Go Deep is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
I Go Deep were led to their 64.88 point victory by a 34.10 point effort from Von Miller, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, Miller was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 28.70 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.
“This win is for all the fans,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.10 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 103 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 16.40 point effort from Janoris Jenkins, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 3 tackles.
“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 11-4, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 6-9.
Coming up in week 13, the 3-12 Barbaric Milk Jousters are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 12-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at 6-9 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 3.9-point favorite.
Legends Conference
The Gremlins Bury Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Vontaze Burfict-LB (22.00 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, The Gremlins beat a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 165.28 to 130.54, behind the support of 68,284 faithful fans at Mogwai Coliseum.
The Gremlins were led to their 34.74 point victory by a 22.00 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Burfictwas the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 12. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“It was a hard-fought contest,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.10 point effort from Antonio Brown, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 91 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Brown was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Kam Chancellor, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.
“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 8-7, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 9-6.
Coming up in week 13, 7-8 The Cruciates Curse are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 7.9-point favorite, while The Gremlins are at the 8-7 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 17.2-point favorite.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Edge NC Titans
Difference Maker: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (25.10 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Beer, Cheese, & Brats edged a tough NC Titans team by a score of 211.70 to 192.44, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 4 games. With their 211.70 points, Beer, Cheese, & Brats is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 12.26 point victory by a 25.10 point effort from Odell Beckham, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 96 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Beckham was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22.10 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 103 receiving yards.
“They gave us a big scare,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 42.20 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 5 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Pierre-Paul was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. In addition, Pierre-Paul entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 3rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 162 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They’ve had everyone’s number all season,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The NC Titans drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 20 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 13-2, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 8-7.
Coming up in week 13, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 9-6 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 16.8-point underdog, while the 5-10 Surprise Scorpians are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 3.6-point favorite.
Church of Zero Tolerance Clips Surprise Scorpians
Difference Maker: Kirk Cousins-QB (32.16 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, the Church of Zero Tolerance clipped a tough Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 158.46 to 146.64, silencing a hostile crowd of 66,579 at The Scorpian Dome.
The Church of Zero Tolerance were led to their 11.82 point victory by a 32.16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 449 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 23.30 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski & Eric Gadson said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.70 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 60 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 17 receiving yards. They also got help from a 19.04 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 286 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“We didn’t get the job done, that’s my fault,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Causing further embarrassment, the Surprise Scorpians could have scored 171.44 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Elliott left key players like Justin Houston and his corresponding 36.70 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Church of Zero Tolerance to 8-7, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 5-10.
Coming up in week 13, the 5-10 Carnival of Pain are at the Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 8.9-point favorite, while the Surprise Scorpians are at the 8-7 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 3.6-point favorite.
Phlying High Sneaks By Carnival of Pain
Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (30.50 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Phlying High snuck by a tough Carnival of Pain team by a score of 185.50 to 182.36, behind the support of 65,831 faithful fans at The Linc. With their 185.50 points, Phlying High is now the proud record-holder of the 17th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Phlying High was led to their 3.14 point victory by a 30.50 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 310 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from Michael Thomas, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“This game ball belongs to the whole team,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 35.90 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 52 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 30.70 point effort from Khalil Mack, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.
Causing further embarrassment, the Carnival of Pain could have scored 188.94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jamian Shavers left key players like Tyrod Taylor and his corresponding 15.44 points on the bench.
The Carnival of Pain drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Phlying High to 7-8, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 5-10.
Coming up in week 13, the Carnival of Pain are at the 8-7 Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 8.9-point favorite, while Phlying High are at the 5-10 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 2.8-point favorite.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Tops House of Cards
Difference Maker: Mark Ingram-RB (28.70 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood squeaked by a tough House of Cards team by a score of 159.92 to 149.74, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,061 at They All Falls Down Stadium.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 10.18 point victory by a 28.70 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 2 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 24.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“Division champs, it hasn’t sunk in yet,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.00 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 97 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 3 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 20.84 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 221 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Compounding the issue, the House of Cards could have scored 169.64 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mike Friery left key players like Latavius Murray and his corresponding 14.80 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 9-6, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 8-7.
Coming up in week 13, 13-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 16.8-point underdog, while 8-7 The Gremlins are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 17.2-point favorite.
The Cruciates Curse Condemn Soul Snatchers
Difference Maker: LeSean McCoy-RB (29.40 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Cruciates Curse beat a strong Soul Snatchers team by a score of 165.60 to 135.04, extending the winning streak for The Cruciates Curse to 3 games.
The Cruciates Curse were led to their 23.56 point victory by a 29.40 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 103 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 31 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 1 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 27.00 point effort from Mark Barron, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 10 tackles.
“We were really on our game,” The Cruciates Curse coach Champ Douglas said.
The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.10 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Davis was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 12. They also got help from a 21.44 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 246 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“Not to take anything away from them, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
Compounding the issue, the Soul Snatchers could have scored 188.54 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Marcus McKinley left key players like Von Miller and his corresponding 34.10 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Cruciates Curse to 7-8, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 5-10.
Coming up in week 13, The Cruciates Curse are at 9-6 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 7.9-point favorite, while 7-8 Phlying High are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 2.8-point favorite.
Double Headers
DaTaminator Shut Down Clam Diggers
Difference Maker: Vontaze Burfict-LB (22.00 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, DaTaminator shut down a tough Clam Diggers team by a score of 188.28 to 170.00, behind the support of 70,602 faithful fans at CyberDine Field. With their 188.28 points, DaTaminator is now the proud record-holder of the 17th-highest weekly point total in league history.
DaTaminator were led to their 18.28 point victory by a 22.00 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Burfict was the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 12. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.
The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.70 point effort from Khalil Mack, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. With this performance, Mack was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 12. They also got help from a 24.00 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 97 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 23 receiving yards.
“He always has his team ready to play,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Compounding the issue, the Clam Diggers could have scored 203.06 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Rich Perez left key players like Kirk Cousins and his corresponding 32.16 points on the bench.
This brings the record for DaTaminator to 8-7, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 10-5.
Coming up in week 13, 10-5 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 10.3-point underdog, while DaTaminator are at 7-8 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 32.7-point underdog.
I Got Sacks Destroy Barbaric Milk Jousters
Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (30.50 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks destroyed a hapless Barbaric Milk Jousters team by a score of 217.30 to 140.46, extending the losing streak for the Barbaric Milk Jousters to 4 games. With their 217.30 points, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks is now the proud record-holder of the 1st-highest weekly point total in league history.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 76.84 point victory by a 30.50 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 310 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 29.40 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 103 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 31 receiving yards.
“This team showed a lot of poise,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The Barbaric Milk Jousters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.80 point effort from Michael Thomas, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Thomas was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 21.70 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 8 tackles.
“They caught us on an off night,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 10-5, and drops the Barbaric Milk Jousters to a record of 3-12.
Coming up in week 13, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 10-5 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 10.3-point underdog, while the Barbaric Milk Jousters are at the 6-9 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 12-point favorite.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Slam Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Jason Pierre-Paul-DL (42.20 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered slammed a hapless Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 174.56 to 123.94, extending the losing streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 6 games. With their 181.56 points, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered is now the proud record-holder of the 20th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 57.62 point victory by a 42.20 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 5 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Pierre-Paul was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. In addition, Pierre-Paul entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 3rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 24.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.10 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Davis was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 12. They also got help from a 19.04 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 286 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 7-8, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 6-9.
Coming up in week 13, 8-7 DaTaminator are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 32.7-point underdog, while 4-11 Breakin Tackles are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 6.0-point underdog.
Breakin Tackles Claim Da South
Difference Maker: Taylor Gabriel-WR (22.20 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Breakin Tackles squeaked by a tough Da South team by a score of 166.44 to 147.42, behind the support of 67,747 faithful fans at The Barn.
Breakin Tackles were led to their 12.02 point victory by a 22.20 point effort from Taylor Gabriel, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 75 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s in addition to 27 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21.64 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 226 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 46 rushing yards.
“I’m happy Gabriel was able to make a contribution,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Da South were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.12 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 313 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Sean Lee, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 9 tackles.
“Turnovers killed us,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
This brings the record for Breakin Tackles to 4-11, and drops Da South to a record of 10-5.
Coming up in week 13, Breakin Tackles are at the 6-9 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 6.0-point underdog, while 7-8 Maclin on Dat Ass are at Da South, where Da South are an early 3-point favorite.
BUCKNASTY BOYS Outshine DeSeantourage
Difference Maker: David Johnson-RB (22.10 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the BUCKNASTY BOYS beat a strong DeSeantourage team by a score of 144.16 to 126.00, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,202 at Ari Gold Stadium.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led to their 18.16 point victory by a 22.10 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 103 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 16.40 point effort from Janoris Jenkins, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 3 tackles.
“We weren’t going to just roll over,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
DeSeantourage were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.50 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Jameis Winston, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 12 rushing yards.
“Our defense was a non-factor,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
Adding salt to the wound, DeSeantourage could have scored 203.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Theron K. Shavers left key players like Tyreek Hill and his corresponding 35.90 points on the bench.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 6-9, and drops DeSeantourage to a record of 6-9.
Coming up in week 13, the 3-12 Barbaric Milk Jousters are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 12-point favorite, while 11-4 I Go Deep are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 3.9-point favorite.
I Go Deep Smacks Maclin on Dat Ass
Difference Maker: Von Miller-LB (34.10 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, I Go Deep smacked a strong Maclin on Dat Ass team by a score of 202.04 to 149.06, extending the winning streak for I Go Deep to 5 games. With their 209.04 points, I Go Deep is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
I Go Deep were led to their 52.98 point victory by a 34.10 point effort from Von Miller, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, Miller was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 28.70 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.
“This team has come a long way,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Maclin on Dat Ass were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.60 point effort from Jonathan Stewart, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 96 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s. With this performance, Stewart was the number 5 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 18.56 point effort from Eli Manning, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 194 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“We came out flat,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 11-4, and drops Maclin on Dat Ass to a record of 7-8.
Coming up in week 13, Maclin on Dat Ass are at 10-5 Da South, where Da South are an early 3-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at 6-9 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 3.9-point favorite.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Annihilate Soul Snatchers
Difference Maker: Odell Beckham Jr. -WR (25.10 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Beer, Cheese, & Brats annihilated a hapless Soul Snatchers team by a score of 204.70 to 142.04, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 4 games. With their 204.70 points, Beer, Cheese, & Brats is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 62.66 point victory by a 25.10 point effort from Odell Beckham, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 96 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Beckham was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22.10 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 103 receiving yards.
“We’re going to enjoy this win for 24 hours then get ready for our next contest,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.10 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Davis was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 12. They also got help from a 21.44 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 246 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss, that was embarrassing” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 13-2, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 5-10.
Coming up in week 13, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 9-6 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 16.8-point underdog, while 7-8 Phlying High are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 2.8-point favorite.
Carnival of Pain Torture Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Derek Carr-QB (23.60 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Carnival of Pain tortured a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 182.36 to 130.54, behind the support of 73,442 faithful fans at The Fun House. With their 182.36 points, the Carnival of Pain is now the proud record-holder of the 19th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 51.82 point victory by a 35.90 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 52 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 30.70 point effort from Khalil Mack, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.10 point effort from Antonio Brown, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 91 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Brown was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Kam Chancellor, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.
“They out-coached us, period,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 5-10, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 9-6.
Coming up in week 13, 7-8 The Cruciates Curse are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 7.9-point favorite, while the Carnival of Pain are at the 8-7 Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 8.9-point favorite.
The Cruciates Curse Slip Past The Gremlins
Difference Maker: LeSean McCoy-RB (29.40 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, The Cruciates Curse slipped past a tough The Gremlins team by a score of 165.60 to 165.28, extending the winning streak for The Cruciates Curse to 3 games.
The Cruciates Curse were led to their 0.32 point victory by a 29.40 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 103 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 31 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 1 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 27.00 point effort from Mark Barron, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 10 tackles.
“You dream about comebacks like this as a kid,” The Cruciates Curse coach Champ Douglas said.
The Gremlins were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.00 point effort from Vontaze Burfict, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Burfictwas the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 12. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Justin Tucker, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“I’m not going to point fingers,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Gremlins could have scored 182.98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dan Arcand left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 19.80 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Cruciates Curse to 7-8, and drops The Gremlins to a record of 8-7.
Coming up in week 13, The Cruciates Curse are at 9-6 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 7.9-point favorite, while The Gremlins are at the 8-7 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 17.2-point favorite.
NC Titans Destroy Church of Zero Tolerance
Difference Maker: Jason Pierre-Paul-DL (42.20 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the NC Titans destroyed a strong Church of Zero Tolerance team by a score of 199.44 to 158.46, behind the support of 66,724 faithful fans at Titans Field. With their 199.44 points, the NC Titans is now the proud record-holder of the 7th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The NC Titans were led to their 40.98 point victory by a 42.20 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 5 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Pierre-Paul was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. In addition, Pierre-Paul entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 3rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 162 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“What can I say, that was a huge victory,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The Church of Zero Tolerance were helped out in a losing cause by a 32.16 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 449 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 23.30 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“Turnovers killed us,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski & Eric Gadson said.
This brings the record for the NC Titans to 8-7, and drops the Church of Zero Tolerance to a record of 8-7.
Coming up in week 13, the 5-10 Carnival of Pain are at the Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 8.9-point favorite, while the 5-10 Surprise Scorpians are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 3.6-point favorite.
House of Cards Edge Surprise Scorpians
Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (24.00 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the House of Cards squeaked by a tough Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 149.74 to 139.64, behind the support of 67,396 faithful fans at They All Falls Down Stadium.
The House of Cards were led to their 10.10 point victory by a 24.00 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 97 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 3 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 20.84 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 221 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“I’m speechless,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.70 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 60 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 17 receiving yards. They also got help from a 19.04 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 286 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Causing further embarrassment, the Surprise Scorpians could have scored 171.44 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Elliott left key players like Justin Houston and his corresponding 36.70 points on the bench.
The House of Cards took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 15 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for the House of Cards to 8-7, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 5-10.
Coming up in week 13, 8-7 The Gremlins are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 17.2-point favorite, while the Surprise Scorpians are at the 8-7 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 3.6-point favorite.
Phlying High Soars Past Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (30.50 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, Phlying High beat a strong Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 185.50 to 159.92, behind the support of 65,819 faithful fans at The Linc. With their 185.50 points, Phlying High is now the proud record-holder of the 17th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Phlying High was led to their 25.58 point victory by a 30.50 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 310 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from Michael Thomas, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.70 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 146 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 2 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 24.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“We wasn’t focused out there,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
This brings the record for Phlying High to 7-8, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 9-6.
Coming up in week 13, 13-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 16.8-point underdog, while Phlying High are at the 5-10 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 2.8-point favorite.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
1. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (13-2)
2. I Go Deep (11-4)
3. I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (10-5)
4. Clam Diggers (10-5)
5. Da South (10-5)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
DeSeantourage, Hyde Yo Wife, Da South & the House of Cards all were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week during the final Double Header Weekend. Only three teams remain on E.L.S.I.E. Island, the Clam Diggers, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered & Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood. Which one will be crowned the Survivor of E.L.S.I.E. Island next week? Only one will be left standing as two will be eliminated during the final weekend of the season…
- Week 12 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 12 Elimination:
Da South, coached by Dave Jackson - Week 12 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 12 Elimination:
DeSeantourage, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 11 Elimination:
Carnival of Pain, coached by Jamian Shavers - Week 10 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett - Week 9 Elimination:
Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn - Week 8 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 8 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 8 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 8 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 7 Elimination:
The Cruciates Curse, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 6 Elimination:
Church of Zero Tolerance, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 5 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler - Week 4 Elimination:
Barbaric Milk Jousters, coached by Aaron Mathiason - Week 4 Elimination:
Phlying High, coached by Jake Fields - Week 4 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 4 Elimination:
Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
DaTaminator, coached by Tam Van - Week 1 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Tyreek Hill-WR (35.90 fantasy points)
Origins: None, DeSeantourage did not start Hill
Legends: Carnival of Pain
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Jason Pierre Paul-DL (42.20 fantasy points)
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Legends: NC Titans
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (217.30)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (211.70)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (76.84)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (62.66)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Kirk Cousins (32.16)
Origins: None, Clam Diggers did not start Cousins
Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – LeSean McCoy (29.40)
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
Legends: The Cruciates Curse
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Jordan Reed(21.50)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Justin Tucker (19.00)
Origins: DaTaminator
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Justin Houston (36.70)
Origins: None
Legends: None, Surprise Scorpians did not start Houston
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Daryl Worley (21.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: I Go Deep
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: DeSeantourage (18.16)
Legends: The Gremlins (0.32)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Barbaric Milk Jousters (76.84)
Legends: Soul Snatchers (62.66)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (116.93)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (130.54)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: DeSeantourage – Started Brandin Cooks-WR (0.00) while out performed by Tyreek Hill-WR (35.90)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians – Started Brian Orakpo-LB (5.00) while out performed by Justin Houstin-LB (36.70)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: DeSeantourage (115.20)
Legends: Soul Snatchers (90.60)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Benchwarmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**Keeper’s Violations**
Week 1:
Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K1) Justin Houston-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.
Week 2:
Keeper 3 Violation – Forfeiture of Draft Pick, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K3) Jarvis Landry-WR. The franchise will lose their 3rd, 4th or 5th Round selection in the upcoming fantasy draft. The round selected will depend on where team finishes that season. A playoff team will lose their 3rd Round selection and a team finishing last in their division will lose a 5th Round selection. By default, a 4th Round selection will be lost if the other two selector’s are not met.
Week 3:
Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Clam Diggers franchise for dropping (K1) Julius Peppers-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2016 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered used their League Perk to move up three spots in this seasons draft.
I Got Sacks used their 10 point Home Field Advantage for their first four home games (4/4).
I Got Sacks used their contracts as they saw fit in 2016.
Hyde Yo Wife used their contracts as they saw fit in 2016.
In Effect:
None.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk as of yet.
