Sorry guys, I had both of these reports done and then for some reason the back end of TheELSIE.com website was not uploading images. Plus with all the data from last weeks double headers (24 games in all) to sort through it took me a sec. But needless to say it is fixed and both The Post Game Buzz & The Thursday Morning Quarterback are up! Late!!!
Carolina Hitmen (3-2) at JUICE’S and BERRY’s (3-2)
X-Factors:
Carolina Hitmen: Tom Brady-QB (16.32) / JUICE’S and BERRY’s: A.J. Green-WR (14.40)
The 3-2 Carolina Hitmen, who hope to extend their 3 game winning streak, challenge 3-2 JUICE’S and BERRY’s at The Arrowhead.
The Carolina Hitmen were led in week 4 by a 14.50 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. With Davis on bye in week 5, they’ll need to count on their second-string LB to carry the team this week. In addition, Gerald McCoy was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 10.90 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured shoulder , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Carolina Hitmen can expect a 16.32 point effort from Tom Brady in week 5, who is expected to beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 303 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“We have to play with our ears pinned back,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were led in week 4 by a 21.20 point effort from Sam Bradford, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. In addition, Henry Anderson was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 5.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured foot , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, JUICE’S and BERRY’s can expect a 14.4 point effort from A.J. Green in week 5, who is expected to get by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs.
“We have to come out of the locker room fired up,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
The Line: JUICE’S and BERRY’s -23.4
BUCKNASTY BOYS (2-3) at Dread Pirate Oso (3-2)
X-Factors:
BUCKNASTY BOYS: Carson Palmer-QB (16.32) / Dread Pirate Oso: Le’Veon Bell-RB (20.10)
The 2-3 BUCKNASTY BOYS, who hope to end their 3 game losing streak, play 3-2 Dread Pirate Oso at The Dread.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led in week 4 by a 14.30 point effort from Martellus Bennett, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the BUCKNASTY BOYS can expect a 16.32 point effort from Carson Palmer in week 5, who is expected to beat the Detroit Lions defense for 303 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“We have to come together as a team,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
Dread Pirate Oso were led in week 4 by a 21.00 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. In addition, Latavius Murray was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 4.10 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured shoulder , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Dread Pirate Oso can expect a 20.1 point effort from Le’Veon Bell in week 5, who is expected to get by the San Diego Chargers defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards.
“We have to leave everything on the field,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
The Line: Dread Pirate Oso -13.7
1010011010 (4-1) at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (4-1)
X-Factors:
1010011010: Jordan Matthews-WR (13.10) / Hakeem I Saw I Conquered: DeMarco Murray-RB (15.80)
4-1 1010011010, who hope to extend their 3 game winning streak, play 4-1 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered at Giants Stadium.
1010011010 were led in week 4 by a 15.60 point effort from Muhammad Wilkerson, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 sacked a qb. With Wilkerson on bye in week 5, they’ll need to count on their second-string DE to carry the team this week. In addition, Michael Crabtree was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 8.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, 1010011010 can expect a 13.1 point effort from Jordan Matthews in week 5, who is expected to sneak past the New Orleans Saints defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs.
“The intangibles will be the key,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led in week 4 by a 16.80 point effort from Calais Campbell, who beat the St. Louis Rams offense for 10 tackles and 0.5 sacked a qb. In addition, Alec Ogletree was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 12.50 points, but he’s listed as out in week 5 due to an injured leg , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered can expect a 15.8 point effort from DeMarco Murray in week 5, who is expected to sneak past the New Orleans Saints defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards.
“There’s been a lot of trash talking,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
The Line: 1010011010 -18.2
#1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (5-0) at Georgia Boy (0-5)
X-Factors:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks: Jamaal Charles-RB (17.20) / Georgia Boy: Aaron Rodgers-QB (18.32)
5-0 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, who hope to extend their 5 game winning streak, play 0-5 Georgia Boy at Georgia Dome.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led in week 4 by a 32.90 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 68 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 81 receiving yards. In addition, Paul Posluszny was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 6.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can expect a 17.2 point effort from Jamaal Charles in week 5, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 82 rushing yards and 1 rushing TDs in addition to 30 receiving yards.
“We have to go out and take care of business,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Georgia Boy were led in week 4 by a 18.90 point effort from C.J. Spiller, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 10 rushing yards in addition to 99 receiving yards. In addition, Demaryius Thomas was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 9.30 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured neck , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Georgia Boy can expect a 18.32 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 5, who is expected to get by the St. Louis Rams defense for 263 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards.
“We have to keep the continuity,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
The Line: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks -35.6
I Go Deep (1-4) at San Diego Goats (3-2)
X-Factors:
I Go Deep: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (16.90) / San Diego Goats: Peyton Manning-QB (17.72)
1-4 I Go Deep face off against the 3-2 San Diego Goats at The Barn.
I Go Deep were led in week 4 by a 24.00 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 40 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Go Deep can expect a 16.9 point effort from Odell Beckham in week 5, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“We have to stay hungry,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
The San Diego Goats were led in week 4 by a 25.80 point effort from Jarvis Landry, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 40 receiving yards in addition to 29 rushing yards. With Landry on bye in week 5, they’ll need to count on their second-string WR to carry the team this week. In addition, Brandin Cooks was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 2.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the San Diego Goats can expect a 17.72 point effort from Peyton Manning in week 5, who is expected to beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 318 passing yards and 2 passing TD.
“We can’t let the crowd faze them,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
The Line: San Diego Goats -6.5
Clam Diggers (1-4) at DeSeantourage (2-3)
X-Factors:
Clam Diggers: Matt Ryan-QB (16.72) / DeSeantourage: Randall Cobb-WR (12.80)
The 1-4 Clam Diggers face off against 2-3 DeSeantourage at Ari Gold Stadium.
The Clam Diggers were led in week 4 by a 16.40 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. With Peterson on bye in week 5, they’ll need to count on their second-string RB to carry the team this week. In addition, Tashaun Gipson was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 3.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Clam Diggers can expect a 16.72 point effort from Matt Ryan in week 5, who is expected to beat the Washington Redskins defense for 303 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“We’re coming off a heartbreaking loss,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
DeSeantourage were led in week 4 by a 13.70 point effort from Anthony Barr, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception. With Barr on bye in week 5, they’ll need to count on their second-string LB to carry the team this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, DeSeantourage can expect a 12.8 point effort from Randall Cobb in week 5, who is expected to sneak past the St. Louis Rams defense for 63 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“We have to suck it up,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
The Line: Clam Diggers -4.6
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (1-4) at Hyde Yo Wife (1-4)
X-Factors:
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!: Matthew Stafford-QB (16.38) / Hyde Yo Wife: Antonio Brown-WR (17.50)
1-4 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, who hope to end their 3 game losing streak, play the 1-4 Hyde Yo Wife at B.o.B. Field.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, were led in week 4 by a 15.00 point effort from Justin Forsett, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 150 rushing yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, can expect a 16.38 point effort from Matthew Stafford in week 5, who is expected to get by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 297 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“We can’t take these guys lightly,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, coach Joshua Hagerman said.
Hyde Yo Wife were led in week 4 by a 14.06 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 124 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 51 rushing yards. With Newton on bye in week 5, they’ll need to count on their second-string QB to carry the team this week. In addition, Donte Whitner was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 10.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured illness , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hyde Yo Wife can expect a 17.5 point effort from Antonio Brown in week 5, who is expected to get by the San Diego Chargers defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs.
“We’re coming off a heartbreaking loss,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
The Line: Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! -2.3
**Game of the Week**
#5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (4-1) at #3 The Gremlins (4-1)
X-Factors:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Aaron Rodgers-QB (18.32) / The Gremlins: Randall Cobb-WR (12.80)
Coming up in the week 5 Game of the Week showdown, 4-1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood face off against 4-1 The Gremlins at Mogwai Coliseum.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led in week 4 by a 13.26 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 224 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 33 rushing yards. In addition, Paul Posluszny was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 6.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood can expect a 18.32 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 5, who is expected to get by the St. Louis Rams defense for 263 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards.
“We should just go out there and have fun,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The Gremlins were led in week 4 by a 21.20 point effort from Sam Bradford, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. In addition, Alec Ogletree was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 12.50 points, but he’s listed as out in week 5 due to an injured leg , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Gremlins can expect a 12.8 point effort from Randall Cobb in week 5, who is expected to sneak past the St. Louis Rams defense for 63 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“Statistics tell the whole story,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2015, and is sure to be a game for the ages.
The Line: The Gremlins -8.7
Soul Snatchers (3-2) at NC Titans (0-5)
X-Factors:
Soul Snatchers: Le’Veon Bell-RB (20.10) / NC Titans: Joe Flacco-QB (15.56)
The 3-2 Soul Snatchers play the 0-5 NC Titans at Titans Field.
The Soul Snatchers were led in week 4 by a 21.00 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Soul Snatchers can expect a 20.1 point effort from Le’Veon Bell in week 5, who is expected to get by the San Diego Chargers defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards.
“We can’t be intimidated,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
The NC Titans were led in week 4 by a 20.70 point effort from Vincent Jackson, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 147 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Justin Tuck was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 8.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the NC Titans can expect a 15.56 point effort from Joe Flacco in week 5, who is expected to get by the Cleveland Browns defense for 279 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“On any given day any team is capable of beating another team,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The Line: Soul Snatchers -36.6
Beer, Cheese, & Brats (3-2) at #4 Fear The CAT (4-1)
X-Factors:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (16.90) / Fear The CAT: Matt Ryan-QB (16.72)
3-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats play the 4-1 Fear The CAT at On the Prowl Stadium.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led in week 4 by a 20.44 point effort from Andy Dalton, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 16 rushing yards. In addition, Karlos Williams was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 13.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured concussion , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 16.9 point effort from Odell Beckham in week 5, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“We have to eliminate the mental mistakes,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
Fear The CAT were led in week 4 by a 24.00 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 40 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs. In addition, James Ihedigbo was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 14.90 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured quadriceps , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Fear The CAT can expect a 16.72 point effort from Matt Ryan in week 5, who is expected to beat the Washington Redskins defense for 303 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“We have to rise to the occasion,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
The Line: Beer, Cheese, & Brats -14.4
Jamstradamus (0-5) at #2 Surprise Scorpians (5-0)
X-Factors:
Jamstradamus: Russell Wilson-QB (12.40) / Surprise Scorpians: Jamaal Charles-RB (17.20)
0-5 Jamstradamus, who hope to end their 5 game losing streak, challenge the 5-0 Surprise Scorpians at Scorpian Dome.
Jamstradamus were led in week 4 by a 16.50 point effort from Stephon Tuitt, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles and 1.0 sacked a qb. In addition, Karlos Dansby was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 6.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Jamstradamus can expect a 12.4 point effort from Russell Wilson in week 5, who is expected to get by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 240 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 38 rushing yards.
“Statistics can be misleading,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
The Surprise Scorpians were led in week 4 by a 32.90 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 68 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 81 receiving yards. In addition, Demaryius Thomas was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 9.30 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured neck , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Surprise Scorpians can expect a 17.2 point effort from Jamaal Charles in week 5, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 82 rushing yards and 1 rushing TDs in addition to 30 receiving yards.
“We have to come together as a team,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
The Line: Surprise Scorpians -48.6
Orange Peanuts (1-4) at Phlying High (3-2)
X-Factors:
Orange Peanuts: A.J. Green-WR (14.80) / Phlying High: Philip Rivers-QB (16.32)
1-4 Orange Peanuts face off against 3-2 Phlying High at The Linc.
Orange Peanuts were led in week 4 by a 16.40 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards. With Peterson on bye in week 5, they’ll need to count on their second-string RB to carry the team this week. In addition, Stevie Johnson was not injured before the start of his week 4 game, and contributed 3.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 5 due to an injured hamstring , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Orange Peanuts can expect a 14.4 point effort from A.J. Green in week 5, who is expected to get by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs.
“We have to get after it,” Orange Peanuts coach Champ Douglas said.
Phlying High were led in week 4 by a 24.22 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 358 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Phlying High can expect a 16.32 point effort from Philip Rivers in week 5, who is expected to get by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“This is a game for the ages,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
The Line: Phlying High -21.0
