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**Recaps**
Feeling Green Takes Down Fournettecation
Realistic Scoring System: 9-3
Difference Maker: C.J. Anderson-RB (27.40 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Feeling Green squeaked by a tough Fournettecation team by a score of 167.09 to 161.38, silencing a hostile crowd of 71,265 at Sixty Ninth Bank Stadium.
Feeling Green were led to their 5.71 point victory by a 27.40 point effort from C.J. Anderson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 118 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Anderson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 17.95 point effort from Christian Kirksey, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 6 tackles.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Fournettecation were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.90 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 5 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Lawrence was the number 3 ranked defensive end for week 2. They also got help from a 15.80 point effort from Martavis Bryant, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
Causing further embarrassment, Fournettecation could have scored 192.48 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but C.J. Jensen left key players like Chris Thompson and his corresponding 25.24 points on the bench.
Fournettecation also drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 2.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 2-0, and drops Fournettecation to a record of 1-1.
Coming up in week 3, Feeling Green are at 0-2 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 24.1-point underdog, while 1-1 Hyde Yo Wife are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 16.3-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Sneak Past Carolina Hitmen
Realistic Scoring System: 14-6
Difference Maker: Kareem Hunt-RB (24.90 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the Clam Diggers squeaked by a tough Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 176.04 to 168.48, behind the support of 72,861 faithful fans at Clam Digger Stadium.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 7.56 point victory by a 24.90 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 81 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 28 receiving yards. With this performance, Hunt was the number 3 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 15.70 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We knew this wouldn’t be a cakewalk,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.80 point effort from Ezekiel Ansah, who beat the New York Giants offense for 6 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Ansah was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 30.78 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 447 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 9 rushing yards.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Carolina Hitmen could have scored 183.68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Ronnell Morgan left key players like Derrick Henry and his corresponding 15.20 points on the bench.
The Carolina Hitmen also drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 20 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 2.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 2-0, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 1-1.
Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Wellington Wells Whifflers are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 4.6-point favorite, while 1-1 BendTheKnee are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 15.6-point favorite.
I Got Sacks Sack Breakin Tackles
Realistic Scoring System: 99-0
Difference Maker: Bernardrick McKinney-LB (22.20 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks embarrassed a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 202.54 to 103.48, behind the support of 74,587 faithful fans at Snapple’s All-Pro Dome. With their 202.54 points, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks is now the proud record-holder of the 22nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 99.06 point victory by a 22.20 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 4 tackles. With this performance, McKinney was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 2. They also got help from a 22.00 point effort from Devonta Freeman, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 84 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 16 receiving yards.
“This team showed a lot of poise,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.80 point effort from Martavis Bryant, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.60 point effort from Jay Ajayi, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 122 rushing yards in addition to 4 receiving yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 2-0, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 0-2.
Coming up in week 3, 1-1 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 65.8-point underdog, while 2-0 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 28.2-point favorite.
Wellington Wells Whifflers Spank Maclin on Dat Ass
Realistic Scoring System: 50-6
Difference Maker: Davante Adams-WR (15.90 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Wellington Wells Whifflers beat a strong Maclin on Dat Ass team by a score of 151.66 to 107.27, behind the support of 67,621 faithful fans at Wankdorf Stadium.
The Wellington Wells Whifflers were led to their 44.39 point victory by a 15.90 point effort from Davante Adams, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Adams was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 15.50 point effort from Navorro Bowman, who beat the Seattle Seahawks offense for 7 tackles.
“This was a much needed win,” Wellington Wells Whifflers coach Aaron Mathiason said.
Maclin on Dat Ass were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.70 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 7 tackles. With this performance, Ogletree was the number 3 ranked defensive linebacker for week 2. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from C.J. Mosley, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 8 tackles.
“They out-muscled us,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
This brings the record for the Wellington Wells Whifflers to 1-1, and drops Maclin on Dat Ass to a record of 0-2.
Coming up in week 3, the Wellington Wells Whifflers are at the 1-1 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 4.6-point favorite, while Maclin on Dat Ass are at the 0-2 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 6.7-point favorite.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Run Past I Go Deep
Realistic Scoring System: 13-0
Difference Maker: Demarcus Lawrence-DL (24.90 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered squeaked by a tough I Go Deep team by a score of 153.64 to 140.41, behind the support of 71,221 faithful fans at Giants Stadium.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 13.23 point victory by a 24.90 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 5 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Lawrence was the number 3 ranked defensive end for week 2. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Lorenzo Alexander, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 6 tackles.
“We’re tickled to death to steal this win,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.00 point effort from Ty Montgomery, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 35 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Montgomery was the number 5 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Von Miller, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 2 tackles.
“We came up a little short,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Compounding the issue, I Go Deep could have scored 178.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Nick Davis left key players like Jadeveon Clowney and his corresponding 16.15 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 1-1, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 0-2.
Coming up in week 3, 2-0 Feeling Green are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 24.1-point underdog, while Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 0-2 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 65.8-point underdog.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Steal A Win from Alderaan Wookies
Realistic Scoring System: 9-0
Difference Maker: Bobby Wagner-LB (16.95 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, Beer, Cheese, & Brats squeaked by a tough Alderaan Wookies team by a score of 146.23 to 138.09, silencing a hostile crowd of 73,606 at Death Star Hanger Bay.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 8.14 point victory by a 16.95 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 15.70 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We definitely didn’t deserve this win,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Alderaan Wookies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.00 point effort from Tyrann Mathieu, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Mathieu was the number 3 ranked defensive safety for week 2. They also got help from a 14.65 point effort from Myles Jack, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 5 tackles.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
Compounding the issue, the Alderaan Wookies could have scored 170.83 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Champ Douglas left key players like Von Miller and his corresponding 17.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 1-1, and drops the Alderaan Wookies to a record of 0-2.
Coming up in week 3, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 1-1 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 12.4-point favorite, while the 1-1 NC Titans are at the Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 28.2-point underdog.
Da South Takes Down Hyde Yo Wife
Realistic Scoring System: 77-35
Difference Maker: Michael Crabtree-WR (26.00 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Da South beat a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 166.42 to 124.70, behind the support of 70,265 faithful fans at the Po Boy Dome.
Da South were led to their 41.72 point victory by a 26.00 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who got by the New York Jets defense for 80 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Crabtree was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 19.60 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 116 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“It’s tough to win in our house,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.60 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 116 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Gronkowski was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 2. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Nick Folk, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.
“We beat ourselves,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
This brings the record for Da South to 1-1, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 1-1.
Coming up in week 3, 2-0 The Urge to Purge are at Da South, where Da South are an early 8.5-point underdog, while Hyde Yo Wife are at 1-1 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 16.3-point underdog.
BUCKNASTY BOYS Shut Down Carnival of Pain
Realistic Scoring System: 28-0
Difference Maker: Telvin Smith-LB (19.70 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the BUCKNASTY BOYS beat a strong Carnival of Pain team by a score of 149.88 to 124.44, behind the support of 69,297 faithful fans at BUCKNASTY Field.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led to their 25.44 point victory by a 19.70 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 2. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Mark Barron, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 10 tackles.
“It was a hard-fought contest,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.95 point effort from Christian Kirksey, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 6 tackles. They also got help from a 15.30 point effort from Mike Evans, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“You’ve got to give them all the credit,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
This brings the record for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 1-1, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 1-1.
Coming up in week 3, the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at the 0-2 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 5.8-point underdog, while 2-0 The Gremlins are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 14.9-point underdog.
The Urge to Purge Surprise Surprise Scorpians
Realistic Scoring System: 47-39
Difference Maker: Todd Gurley-RB (23.60 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Urge to Purge squeaked by a tough Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 157.84 to 149.83, behind the support of 71,990 faithful fans at Anarchy Stadium.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 8.01 point victory by a 23.60 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 88 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 4 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 18.82 point effort from Carson Wentz, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 333 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 55 rushing yards.
“We sent a message here today,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.78 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 447 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 26.00 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who got by the New York Jets defense for 80 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s.
“They out-hustled us,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Compounding the issue, the Surprise Scorpians could have scored 191.23 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Elliott left key players like Ezekiel Ansah and his corresponding 31.80 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 2-0, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 0-2.
Coming up in week 3, The Urge to Purge are at 1-1 Da South, where Da South are an early 8.5-point underdog, while 0-2 Maclin on Dat Ass are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 6.7-point favorite.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Smoke Smoked Salmons
Realistic Scoring System: 34-0
Difference Maker: Ty Montgomery-RB (23.00 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood beat a strong Smoked Salmons team by a score of 167.49 to 133.92, silencing a hostile crowd of 73,606 at The Watershed.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 33.57 point victory by a 23.00 point effort from Ty Montgomery, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 35 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Montgomery was the number 5 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 18.55 point effort from Geno Atkins, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.20 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 4 tackles. With this performance, McKinney was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 2. They also got help from a 12.32 point effort from Russell Wilson, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 198 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 34 rushing yards.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre said.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 2-0, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 0-2.
Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 5.8-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 2-0 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 28.2-point favorite.
The Gremlins Own BendTheKnee
Realistic Scoring System: 47-0
Difference Maker: C.J. Anderson-RB (27.40 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, The Gremlins beat a strong BendTheKnee team by a score of 206.24 to 159.66, behind the support of 73,278 faithful fans at Mogwai Coliseum. With their 206.24 points, The Gremlins are now the proud record-holder of the 21st-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Gremlins were led to their 46.58 point victory by a 27.40 point effort from C.J. Anderson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 118 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Anderson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 23.60 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 88 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards.
“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.90 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 81 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 28 receiving yards. With this performance, Hunt was the number 3 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 20.70 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 7 tackles.
“We beat ourselves,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 2-0, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 1-1.
Coming up in week 3, The Gremlins are at the 1-1 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 14.9-point underdog, while BendTheKnee are at the 2-0 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 15.6-point favorite.
NC Titans Sneak Past House of Cards
Realistic Scoring System: 7-0
Difference Maker: Chandler Jones-LB (25.60 pts)
In a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the NC Titans squeaked by a tough House of Cards team by a score of 139.50 to 139.28, behind the support of 65,453 faithful fans at Titans Field.
The NC Titans were led to their 0.22 point victory by a 25.60 point effort from Chandler Jones, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 5 tackles. With this performance, Jones was the number 1 ranked defensive linebacker for week 2. They also got help from a 21.20 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the New York Jets defense for 230 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“Whew…, what a win,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.00 point effort from Everson Griffen, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Griffen was the number 5 ranked defensive end for week 2. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Matt Bryant, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Causing further embarrassment, the House of Cards could have scored 146.18 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mike Friery left key players like Karlos Dansby and his corresponding 14.00 points on the bench.
The NC Titans took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 2.
This brings the record for the NC Titans to 1-1, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 1-1.
Coming up in week 3, 1-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 12.4-point favorite, while the NC Titans are at the 0-2 Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 28.2-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
1. Clam Diggers (2-0)
2. Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood (2-0)
3. I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (2-0)
4. The Gremlins (2-0)
5. Feeling Green (2-0)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn was eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week, as their 107.27 fantasy point total was the lowest fantasy point total of teams not already eliminated. Mr. Glenn, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 2 Elimination:
Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn - Week 1 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Tom Brady-QB (30.78 fantasy points)
Origins: Carolina Hitmen
Legends: Surprise Scorpians
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Chris Jones-DL (34.00 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (202.54)
Legends: The Gremlins (206.24)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (99.06)
Legends: The Gremlins (50.73)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – C.J. Anderson (27.40)
Origins: Feeling Green
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Michael Crabtree (26.00)
Origins: Da South
Legends: Surprise Scorpians
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Rob Gronkowski (19.60)
Origins: Da South
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Cody Parkey (15.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Chandler Jones (25.60)
Origins: None
Legends: NC Titans
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Aqib Talib (28.80)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (7.56)
Legends: House of Cards (0.22)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (99.06)
Legends: BendTheKnee (46.58)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (103.48)
Legends: Carnival of Pain (124.44)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Feeling Green – Started Dalvin Cook-RB (6.40) while being out performed by Chris Thompson-RB (25.24)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians – Started Carlos Dunlap-DL (4.50) while being out performed by Ezekiel Ansah-DL (31.80)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: I Go Deep (72.80)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (98.02)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2017 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (1/2)
House of Cards – No Home Field Advantage (2/4)
Hyde Yo Wife’s – 14pt Home Field Advantage (1/4)
The NC Titans hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers for the entire 2017 season.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk from 2015 as of yet. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have not used their immunity League Perk from 2015 as of yet. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up to three spots in this years fantasy draft.
The Wellington Wells Whifflers have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
