**Prime Time Game of the Week**
Feeling Green (1-0) at #4 Fournettecation (1-0)
X-Factors:
Feeling Green: Philip Rivers-QB (17.50) / Fournettecation: Matt Ryan-QB (21.40)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, 1-0 Feeling Green face off against 1-0 Fournettecation at Sixty Ninth Bank Stadium.
Feeling Green were led in week 1 by a 20.70 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Feeling Green can expect a 17.50 point effort from Philip Rivers in week 2, who is expected to beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 304.37 passing yards and 2.37 passing TD’s in addition to 1.71 rushing yards.
“Coach Jensen gets the most out of his players,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Fournettecation were led in week 1 by a 22.05 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. In addition, Golden Tate was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 11.40 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured finger, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Fournettecation can expect a 21.40 point effort from Matt Ryan in week 2, who is expected to tear apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 354.03 passing yards and 2.38 passing TD’s in addition to 5.28 rushing yards.
“We have to avoid a big letdown,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a game for the ages.
Line: Fournettecation -5.0
Carolina Hitmen (1-0) at #3 Clam Diggers (1-0)
X-Factors:
Carolina Hitmen: Tom Brady-QB (20.00) / Clam Diggers: Luke Kuechly-LB (18.20)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the 1-0 Carolina Hitmen face off against the 1-0 Clam Diggers at Clam Digger Stadium.
The Carolina Hitmen were led in week 1 by a 18.75 point effort from Jatavis Brown, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 11 tackles. In addition, Amari Cooper was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured knee, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Carolina Hitmen can expect a 20.00 point effort from Tom Brady in week 2, who is expected to beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 323.83 passing yards and 2.17 passing TD’s in addition to 4.23 rushing yards.
“Statistics don’t tell the whole story,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
The Clam Diggers were led in week 1 by a 42.60 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 148 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 98 receiving yards. In addition, Reuben Foster was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 7.50 points, but he’s listed as out in week 2 due to an injured ankle, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Clam Diggers can expect a 18.20 point effort from Luke Kuechly in week 2, who is expected to beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 7.15 tackles and 0.4 interception.
“We’re ready to stop Brady,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a hard-fought struggle.
Line: Clam Diggers -16.1
Breakin Tackles (0-1) at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (1-0)
X-Factors:
Breakin Tackles: Matthew Stafford-QB (15.02) / I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks: Drew Brees-QB (16.27)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, 0-1 Breakin Tackles challenge 1-0 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks at Snapple’s All-Pro Dome.
Breakin Tackles were led in week 1 by a 14.72 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 263 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s. In addition, Dont’a Hightower was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 2.25 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured knee, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Breakin Tackles can expect a 15.02 point effort from Matthew Stafford in week 2, who is expected to get by the New York Giants defense for 263.53 passing yards and 1.72 passing TD’s in addition to 11.78 rushing yards.
“There’s no love lost between these two teams,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led in week 1 by a 18.25 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 7 tackles. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can expect a 16.27 point effort from Drew Brees in week 2, who is expected to get by the New England Patriots defense for 296.87 passing yards and 1.92 passing TD in addition to 0.92 rushing yards.
“That’s the key statistic, turnovers” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a epic battle.
Line: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks -34.4
Maclin on Dat Ass (0-1) at Wellington Wells Whifflers (0-1)
X-Factors:
Maclin on Dat Ass: Russell Wilson-QB (14.92) / Wellington Wells Whifflers: Kirk Cousins-QB (19.39)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, 0-1 Maclin on Dat Ass play the 0-1 Wellington Wells Whifflers at Wankdorf Stadium.
Maclin on Dat Ass were led in week 1 by a 21.85 point effort from C.J. Mosley, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception. In addition, Jordan Howard was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.60 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured shoulder, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Maclin on Dat Ass can expect a 14.92 point effort from Russell Wilson in week 2, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 244.91 passing yards and 1.64 passing TD’s in addition to 24.56 rushing yards.
“We have to dictate the tempo on offense,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
The Wellington Wells Whifflers were led in week 1 by a 16.68 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 2 rushing yards. In addition, K.J. Wright was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured ankle, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Wellington Wells Whifflers can expect a 19.39 point effort from Kirk Cousins in week 2, who is expected to beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 315 passing yards and 1.83 passing TD in addition to 6.28 rushing yards.
“We have to play with our ears pinned back,” Wellington Wells Whifflers coach Aaron Mathiason said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a game for the ages.
Line: Wellington Wells Whifflers -4.9
I Go Deep (0-1) at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (0-1)
X-Factors:
I Go Deep: Le’Veon Bell-RB (15.97) / Hakeem I Saw I Conquered: Cam Newton-QB (16.22)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, 0-1 I Go Deep face off against 0-1 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered at Giants Stadium.
I Go Deep were led in week 1 by a 18.40 point effort from Trey Flowers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. In addition, Allen Robinson was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 1.70 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Go Deep can expect a 15.97 point effort from Le’Veon Bell in week 2, who is expected to get by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 90.99 rushing yards and 0.52 rushing TD’s in addition to 31.14 receiving yards.
“We can’t be intimidated,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led in week 1 by a 22.05 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. In addition, Jerrell Freeman was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 14.75 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered can expect a 16.22 point effort from Cam Newton in week 2, who is expected to get by the Buffalo Bills defense for 230.11 passing yards and 1.56 passing TD’s in addition to 24.78 rushing yards.
“We must protect our house,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a epic battle.
Line: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered -1.1
Beer, Cheese, & Brats (0-1) at Alderaan Wookies (0-1)
X-Factors:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats: Matthew Stafford-QB (15.02) / Alderaan Wookies: Khalil Mack-LB (12.22)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, 0-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats play the 0-1 Alderaan Wookies at Death Star Hanger Bay.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led in week 1 by a 27.08 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 292 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. In addition, David Johnson was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 8.60 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 15.02 point effort from Matthew Stafford in week 2, who is expected to get by the New York Giants defense for 263.53 passing yards and 1.72 passing TD’s in addition to 11.78 rushing yards.
“We really have to take it to them,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Alderaan Wookies were led in week 1 by a 18.50 point effort from Myles Jack, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 8 tackles. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Alderaan Wookies can expect a 12.22 point effort from Khalil Mack in week 2, who is expected to beat the New York Jets offense for 5.21 tackles and 0.03 interceptions.
“We can’t take these guys lightly,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a epic battle.
Line: Beer, Cheese, & Brats -25.8
#1 Hyde Yo Wife (1-0) at Da South (0-1)
X-Factors:
Hyde Yo Wife: Antonio Brown-WR (15.21) / Da South: Aaron Rodgers-QB (20.97)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, 1-0 Hyde Yo Wife face off against 0-1 Da South at the Po Boy Dome.
Hyde Yo Wife were led in week 1 by a 29.20 point effort from Calais Campbell, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 4 tackles and 4.0 QB sacks. In addition, Antonio Morrison was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 5.25 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured elbow, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hyde Yo Wife can expect a 15.21 point effort from Antonio Brown in week 2, who is expected to beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 107.7 receiving yards and 0.67 receiving TD’s in addition to 1.28 rushing yards.
“These two teams don’t like each other,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Da South were led in week 1 by a 18.40 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Da South can expect a 20.97 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 2, who is expected to beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 304.75 passing yards and 2.45 passing TD’s in addition to 19.02 rushing yards.
“They’ve been talking trash all week long,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a game for the ages.
Line: Da South -2.0
#2 Carnival of Pain (1-0) at BUCKNASTY BOYS (0-1)
X-Factors:
Carnival of Pain: Cam Newton-QB (16.22) / BUCKNASTY BOYS: Matt Ryan-QB (21.40)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the 1-0 Carnival of Pain face off against the 0-1 BUCKNASTY BOYS at BUCKNASTY Field.
The Carnival of Pain were led in week 1 by a 22.50 point effort from Mike Gillislee, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 45 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Carnival of Pain can expect a 16.22 point effort from Cam Newton in week 2, who is expected to get by the Buffalo Bills defense for 230.11 passing yards and 1.56 passing TD’s in addition to 24.78 rushing yards.
“We have to shore up our defense,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led in week 1 by a 17.94 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards. In addition, David Johnson was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 8.60 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the BUCKNASTY BOYS can expect a 21.40 point effort from Matt Ryan in week 2, who is expected to tear apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 354.03 passing yards and 2.38 passing TD’s in addition to 5.28 rushing yards.
“In the trenches will be key,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a hard-fought struggle.
Line: Carnival of Pain -15.5
Surprise Scorpians (0-1) at The Urge to Purge (1-0)
X-Factors:
Surprise Scorpians: Tom Brady-QB (20.00) / The Urge to Purge: Reshad Jones-DB (14.32)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the 0-1 Surprise Scorpians play 1-0 The Urge to Purge at Anarchy Stadium.
The Surprise Scorpians were led in week 1 by a 20.70 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. In addition, Jordan Howard was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.60 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured shoulder, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Surprise Scorpians can expect a 20.00 point effort from Tom Brady in week 2, who is expected to beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 323.83 passing yards and 2.17 passing TD’s in addition to 4.23 rushing yards.
“We have to stay hungry,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
The Urge to Purge were led in week 1 by a 22.50 point effort from Mike Gillislee, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 45 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s. In addition, Antonio Morrison was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 5.25 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured elbow, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Urge to Purge can expect a 14.32 point effort from Reshad Jones in week 2, who is expected to beat the Los Angeles Chargers offense for 5.94 tackles and 0.38 interceptions.
“We have to play smart out there,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a hard-fought struggle.
Line: The Urge to Purge -15.1
#5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (1-0) at Smoked Salmons (0-1)
X-Factors:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Aaron Rodgers-QB (20.97) / Smoked Salmons: LeSean McCoy-RB (15.34)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, 1-0 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood play the 0-1 Smoked Salmons at The Watershed.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led in week 1 by a 18.25 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 7 tackles. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood can expect a 20.97 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 2, who is expected to beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 304.75 passing yards and 2.45 passing TD’s in addition to 19.02 rushing yards.
“It’s gonna be a war out there,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The Smoked Salmons were led in week 1 by a 17.94 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards. In addition, A.J. Bouye was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 9.25 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an illness, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Smoked Salmons can expect a 15.34 point effort from LeSean McCoy in week 2, who is expected to get by the Carolina Panthers defense for 84.92 rushing yards and 0.58 rushing TD’s in addition to 27.48 receiving yards.
“Their very disciplined, it will be a tough game,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a game for the ages.
Line: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood -7.3
BendTheKnee (1-0) at The Gremlins (1-0)
X-Factors:
BendTheKnee: Kareem Hunt-RB (16.16) / The Gremlins: Philip Rivers-QB (17.50)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, 1-0 BendTheKnee play 1-0 The Gremlins at the Mogwai Coliseum.
BendTheKnee were led in week 1 by a 42.60 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 148 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 98 receiving yards. In addition, Amari Cooper was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured knee, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, BendTheKnee can expect a 16.16 point effort from Kareem Hunt in week 2, who is expected to get by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 75.83 rushing yards and 0.47 rushing TD in addition to 35.05 receiving yards.
“We have to have the bend but not break mentality,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
The Gremlins were led in week 1 by a 16.68 point effort from Philip Rivers, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 192 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Gremlins can expect a 17.50 point effort from Philip Rivers in week 2, who is expected to beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 304.37 passing yards and 2.37 passing TD’s in addition to 1.71 rushing yards.
“It’s going to be a battle of epic proportions,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a hard-fought struggle.
Line: BendTheKnee -1.0
House of Cards (1-0) at NC Titans (0-1)
*** League Perk in Effect***
House of Card’s No Home Field Advantage
X-Factors:
House of Cards: Kirk Cousins-QB (19.39) / NC Titans: Luke Kuechly-LB (18.20)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the 1-0 House of Cards challenge the 0-1 NC Titans at Titans Field.
The House of Cards were led in week 1 by a 15.95 point effort from Joey Bosa, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 3 tackles and 1.5 QB sacks. In addition, Jerrell Freeman was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 14.75 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the House of Cards can expect a 19.39 point effort from Kirk Cousins in week 2, who is expected to beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 315 passing yards and 1.83 passing TD’s in addition to 6.28 rushing yards.
“We have to play like we’re capable of playing,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
The NC Titans were led in week 1 by a 18.30 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the NC Titans can expect a 18.20 point effort from Luke Kuechly in week 2, who is expected to beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 7.15 tackles and 0.4 interception.
“We have to get after it,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This is the first game between these two franchises in 2017, and is sure to be a hard-fought struggle.
Line: House of Cards -13.3
