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**Recaps**
Feeling Green Slams Our Gordon Savior
Difference Maker: Patrick Mahomes-QB (30.82 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Feeling Green slammed a strong Our Gordon Savior team by a score of 217.74 to 178.89, silencing a hostile crowd of 70,948 at The Congregation. With their 217.74 points, Feeling Green is now the proud record-holder of the 7th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Feeling Green were led to their 38.85 point victory by a 30.82 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 358 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 45 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 20.20 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 143 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Our Gordon Savior were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.14 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 306 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 20.25 point effort from C.J. Mosley, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 11 tackles.
“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 5-3, and drops Our Gordon Savior to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, Feeling Green are at 4-4 Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 9.0-point underdog, while Our Gordon Savior are at 3-5 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 26.2-point underdog. In the double header, Our Gordon Savior are at 3-5 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 12.1-point underdog, while the 5-3 NC Titans are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 15.2-point favorite.
Team Supreme Clipped Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: Cory Littleton-LB (33.40 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Team Supreme clipped a tough Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 167.49 to 166.50, extending the losing streak for Bawse Hog Nuts to 5 games.
Team Supreme were led to their 0.99 point victory by a 33.40 point effort from Cory Littleton, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Littleton was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from Sterling Shepard, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 167 receiving yards.
“This team showed a lot of poise,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.32 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Sanders was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Patrick Peterson, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception.
“They stole our lunch,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
This brings the record for Team Supreme to 4-4, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, Team Supreme are at 2-6 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 7.6-point underdog, while Bawse Hog Nuts are at the 6-2 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 19.8-point favorite. In the double header, Team Supreme are at the 4-4 Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 6.2-point underdog, while 1-7 Hyde Yo Wife are at Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 23.5-point underdog.
The Urge to Purge Destroy Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: Todd Gurley-RB (26.60 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, The Urge to Purge destroyed a hapless Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 203.01 to 116.39, extending the losing streak for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 4 games.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 86.62 point victory by a 26.60 point effort from Todd Gurley, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 3 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 24.75 point effort from Darius Leonard, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 12 tackles.
“This team always seems to find a way to win,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.26 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 379 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.25 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 6 tackles.
“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 7-1, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 2-6.
Coming up in week 8, 4-4 Team Supreme are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 7.6-point underdog, while The Urge to Purge are at 2-6 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 56.0-point underdog. In the double header, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the 3-5 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 16.2-point underdog, while The Urge to Purge are at 6-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 35.1-point underdog.
Breakin Tackles Take Down Clam Diggers
Difference Maker: Kareem Hunt-RB (32.10 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Breakin Tackles beat a strong Clam Diggers team by a score of 163.89 to 136.07, silencing a hostile crowd of 70,592 at Clam Digger Stadium.
Breakin Tackles were led to their 27.82 point victory by a 32.10 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 86 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Hunt was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 26.90 point effort from Jadeveon Clowney, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 7 tackles.
“This was a real confidence booster,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 32.20 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 12 tackles. With this performance, Kuechly was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 19.80 point effort from Tyrell Williams, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 118 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We didn’t get the job done,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Clam Diggers could have scored 164.31 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Rich Perez left key players like James White and his corresponding 21.70 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Breakin Tackles to 2-6, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 6-2.
Coming up in week 8, 3-5 Bawse Hog Nuts are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 19.8-point favorite, while 7-1 The Urge to Purge are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 56.0-point underdog. In the double header, the 5-3 Carnival of Pain are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 8.1-point favorite, while 7-1 Fournettecation are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 36.4-point underdog.
Yonce’s Divas Annihilate Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Aaron Donald-DL (49.65 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Yonce’s Divas annihilated a hapless Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 198.24 to 135.27, extending the winning streak for Yonce’s Divas to 3 games.
Yonce’s Divas were led to their 62.97 point victory by a 49.65 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 8 tackles and 4.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Donald was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. In addition, Donald entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 3rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 24.85 point effort from Christian Kirksey, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.
“We were really on our game,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.68 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 277 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18.25 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 7 tackles.
“We only have to look in the mirror,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for Yonce’s Divas to 4-4, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 1-7.
Coming up in week 8, 5-3 Feeling Green are at Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 9.0-point underdog, while the Carolina Hitmen are at 3-5 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 14.8-point underdog. In the double header, the Carolina Hitmen are at the 3-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 4.5-point favorite, while Yonce’s Divas are at the 5-3 Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 17.3-point favorite.
I Got Sacks Sack I Go Deep
Difference Maker: Lamar Miller-RB (15.90 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks beat a strong I Go Deep team by a score of 130.91 to 104.36, behind the support of 73,110 faithful fans at Sacks City Center.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 26.55 point victory by a 15.90 point effort from Lamar Miller, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 15.78 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 212 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 3 rushing yards.
“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.66 point effort from Eli Manning, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 399 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Melvin Ingram, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 5 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 3-5, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, the 1-7 Carolina Hitmen are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 14.8-point underdog, while 4-4 Our Gordon Savior are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 26.2-point underdog. In the double header, 7-1 The Gremlins are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 54.7-point underdog, while the 3-5 Smoked Salmons are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 6.4-point favorite.
BendTheKnee Outguns Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Patrick Mahomes-QB (46.23 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, BendTheKnee beat a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 214.13 to 190.26, extending the losing streak for Hyde Yo Wife to 3 games. With their 214.13 points, BendTheKnee is now the proud record-holder of the 11th-highest weekly point total in league history.
BendTheKnee were led to their 23.87 point victory by a 46.23 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 358 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 45 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 19.40 point effort from John Brown, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.90 point effort from Marlon Mack, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 126 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 33 receiving yards. With this performance, Mack was the number 2 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 23.32 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
This brings the record for BendTheKnee to 3-5, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 1-7.
Coming up in week 8, Hyde Yo Wife are at 3-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 23.2-point underdog, while BendTheKnee are at 6-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 7.5-point underdog. In the double header, 4-4 Our Gordon Savior are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 12.1-point underdog, while Hyde Yo Wife are at 3-5 Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 23.5-point underdog.
The Gremlins Smoke Smoked Salmons
Difference Maker: Kareem Hunt-RB (32.10 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, The Gremlins smoked a hapless Smoked Salmons team by a score of 200.23 to 118.05, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 7 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 82.18 point victory by a 32.10 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 86 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Hunt was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 26.60 point effort from Todd Gurley, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 23 receiving yards.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.66 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 269 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 49 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 19.80 point effort from Tyrell Williams, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 118 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We don’t care about moral victories,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 7-1, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, The Gremlins are at the 5-3 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 21.0-point underdog, while the Smoked Salmons are at the 5-3 Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 43.6-point favorite. In the double header, The Gremlins are at 3-5 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 54.7-point underdog, while the Smoked Salmons are at 3-5 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 6.4-point favorite.
Fournettecation Stops NC Titans
Difference Maker: Luke Kuechly-LB (32.20 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Fournettecation beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 207.04 to 175.09, extending the winning streak for Fournettecation to 6 games. With their 207.04 points, Fournettecation is now the proud record-holder of the 25th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Fournettecation were led to their 31.95 point victory by a 32.20 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 12 tackles. With this performance, Kuechly was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 22.14 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 306 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“I was just doing my job,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.70 point effort from Von Miller, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 2 tackles. They also got help from a 18.45 point effort from Harrison Smith, who beat the New York Jets offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.
“We only have to look in the mirror,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 7-1, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 5-3.
Coming up in week 8, 7-1 The Gremlins are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 21.0-point underdog, while Fournettecation are at the 4-4 Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 14.4-point underdog. In the double header, the NC Titans are at 5-3 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 15.2-point favorite, while Fournettecation are at 2-6 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 36.4-point underdog.
Alderaan Wookies Embarrass Surprise Scorpions
Difference Maker: Aaron Donald-DL (49.65 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Alderaan Wookies embarrassed a hapless Surprise Scorpions team by a score of 211.04 to 105.48, behind the support of 74,011 faithful fans at Death Star Hanger Bay. With their 211.04 points, the Alderaan Wookies are now the proud record-holder of the 16th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 105.56 point victory by a 49.65 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 8 tackles and 4.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Donald was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. In addition, Donald entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 3rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 33.40 point effort from Cory Littleton, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 8 tackles.
“It was a total team effort,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
The Surprise Scorpions were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.20 point effort from Myles Garrett, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Garrett was the number 4 ranked defensive end for week 7. They also got help from a 16.58 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 217 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 9 rushing yards.
“They owned us,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 5-3, and drops the Surprise Scorpions to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, the 3-5 Smoked Salmons are at the Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 43.6-point favorite, while 7-1 Fournettecation are at the Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 14.4-point underdog. In the double header, 4-4 Team Supreme are at the Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 6.2-point underdog, while 4-4 Yonce’s Divas are at the Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 17.3-point favorite.
Carnival of Pain Trash Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: Christian Kirksey-LB (24.85 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Carnival of Pain beat a strong Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 198.69 to 160.92, behind the support of 65,732 faithful fans at The Fun House.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 37.77 point victory by a 24.85 point effort from Christian Kirksey, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Kirksey was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 21.70 point effort from James White, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 57 receiving yards.
“We sent a message here today,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.42 point effort from Mitchell Trubisky, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 333 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 81 rushing yards. With this performance, Trubisky was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 17.90 point effort from Kerryon Johnson, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 158 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards.
“I tip my hat to them,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 5-3, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, 1-7 Hyde Yo Wife are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 23.2-point underdog, while the Carnival of Pain are at the 3-5 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 20.5-point underdog. In the double header, the 1-7 Carolina Hitmen are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 4.5-point favorite, while the Carnival of Pain are at the 6-2 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 8.1-point favorite.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Blow Past House of Cards
Difference Maker: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (20.20 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Beer, Cheese, & Brats blew passed a hapless House of Cards team by a score of 164.18 to 111.59, extending the losing streak for House of Cards to 3 games.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 52.59 point victory by a 20.20 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 143 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Beckham was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 15.95 point effort from Jarrad Davis, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 6 tackles.
“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.30 point effort from Latavius Murray, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 69 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 5 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 16.54 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the New York Jets defense for 241 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“They killed us in every phase of the game,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 6-2, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, the 5-3 Carnival of Pain are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 20.5-point underdog, while 3-5 BendTheKnee are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 7.5-point underdog. In the double header, 2-6 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 16.2-point underdog, while 7-1 The Urge to Purge are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 35.1-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Based Off of Record & Power Rank…
1. Fournettecation (7-1)
2. The Urge to Purge (7-1)
3. The Gremlins (7-1)
4. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (6-2)
5. Clam Diggers (6-2)
Honorable Mention – Feeling Green (5-3)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta, and their fantasy point total of (116.39) were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest point total for this week. To Mr. Liotta, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 7 Elimination:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta - Week 6 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 5 Elimination:
Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott - Week 4 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines - Week 4 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 4 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 3 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 2 Elimination:
Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako - Week 1 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
Next week, four teams will be eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island during the second Double Header Weekend…
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered topped everyone in week 7 with 100 points as they move up to 5th place in the standings. The Surprise Scorpians, the Alderaan Wookies & the Carnival of Pain all tied for second this week with (88 points) takes second this week, while The Urge to Purge and Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood round out the top three with (84 points), tied for third in the pool picks…
1. Surprise Scorpions (615)
2. House of Cards (579)
3. Hyde Yo Wife (569)
4. Alderaan Wookies (564)
5. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (563)
6. The Urge to Purge (561)
7. Carnival of Pain (554)
8. Breakin Tackles (553)
9. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (547)
10. Our Gordon Savior (520)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Kareem Hunt-RB (32.10 fantasy points)
Origins: Breakin Tackles
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Aaron Donald-DL (49.65 fantasy points)
Origins: Yonce’s Divas
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Feeling Green (217.74)
Legends: BendTheKnee (214.13)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (86.62)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (105.56)
“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (Cam Newton-QB; 10.83 Bonus Points)
Legends: BendTheKnee (Patrick Mahomes-QB; 15.41 Bonus Points)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Patrick Mahomes (30.82)
Origins: Feeling Green
Legends: BendTheKnee
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Emmanuel Sanders (23.32)
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Trey Burton (18.60)
Origins: Yonce’s Divas
Legends: None, BendTheKnee did not start Burton
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Matt Prater (16.00)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Cory Littleton (33.40)
Origins: Team Supreme
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Chris Harris (28.55)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts (0.99)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (23.86)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (86.62)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (105.56)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: I Go Deep (104.36)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (105.48)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Feeling Green – Started David Johnson-RB (7.00) while being out performed by Marlon Mack-RB (29.90)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions – Started Khalil Mack-LB (1.50) while being out performed by Jadeveon Clowney-LB (26.90)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Clam Diggers (64.89)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (73.70)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)
BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
In Effect:
The Urge to Purge will hold any/all conference/divisional tiebreakers.
The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (3/4)
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count
