**Recaps**
I Got Sacks Sack the Wellington Wells Whifflers
Difference Maker: Zach Brown-LB (35.35 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks beat a strong Wellington Wells Whifflers team by a score of 174.80 to 153.57, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,441 at Wankdorf Stadium.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 21.23 point victory by a 35.35 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Brown was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 22.85 point effort from Everson Griffen, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 5 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“It feels great to come out on top,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The Wellington Wells Whifflers were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.35 point effort from Chris McCain, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, McCain was the number 5 ranked defensive end for week 7. They also got help from a 19.92 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 303 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 18 rushing yards.
“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Wellington Wells Whifflers coach Aaron Mathiason said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 4-4, and drops the Wellington Wells Whifflers to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 5-3 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 2.3-point favorite, while the Wellington Wells Whifflers are at 7-1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 13.8-point favorite. In the double header, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 3-5 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 7.8-point underdog, while the Wellington Wells Whifflers are at 5-3 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 27.1-point favorite.
Carolina Hitmen Take Out Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: Amari Cooper-WR (34.00 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the Carolina Hitmen beat a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 147.51 to 126.79, extending the losing streak for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 3 games.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 20.72 point victory by a 34.00 point effort from Amari Cooper, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 210 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cooper was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 16.75 point effort from Antoine Bethea, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 10 tackles.
“We need to take over the division, this was an important win” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.75 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 13 tackles. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from Julio Jones, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’ll see them again,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
The Carolina Hitmen took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 5-3, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, the Carolina Hitmen are at 4-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 17.6-point favorite, while the 5-3 Carolina Hitmen are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 17.6-point favorite. In the double header, the Carolina Hitmen are at 5-3 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 32.1-point favorite, while the 4-4 Alderaan Wookies are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 5.5-point underdog.
Da South Take Down Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Difference Maker: Jamal Adams-DB (18.80 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Da South squeaked by a tough Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 143.21 to 136.33, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,644 at Lambeau Field.
Da South were led to their 6.88 point victory by a 18.80 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 5 tackles. With this performance, Adams was the number 4 ranked defensive safety for week 7. They also got help from a 15.30 point effort from Blake Bortles, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 330 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 11 rushing yards.
“This team has finally learned how to win,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.02 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 268 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 63 rushing yards. With this performance, Wentz was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Harrison Butker, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
Causing further embarrassment, Beer, Cheese, & Brats could have scored 173.12 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett left key players like Darron Lee and his corresponding 20.00 points on the bench.
Da South took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for Da South to 3-5, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, Da South are at 0-8 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 8.5-point underdog, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 5-3 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 26.7-point favorite. In the double header, Da South are at 5-3 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 59.4-point favorite, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 5-3 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 13.3-point favorite.
Maclin on Dat Ass Pound Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Deone Bucannon-LB (30.15 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Maclin on Dat Ass beat a strong Breakin Tackles team by a score of 172.08 to 122.76, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 8 games.
Maclin on Dat Ass were led to their 49.32 point victory by a 30.15 point effort from Deone Bucannon, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 11 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Bucannon was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 28.68 point effort from Alex Smith, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 342 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“We went out there and took care of business,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.50 point effort from Kenny Stills, who got by the New York Jets defense for 85 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Stills was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 16.66 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 224 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“I’m speechless,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Causing further embarrassment, Breakin Tackles could have scored 175.51 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chris Butler left key players like Calais Campbell and his corresponding 19.10 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Maclin on Dat Ass to 2-6, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 0-8.
Coming up in week 8, 3-5 Da South are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 8.5-point underdog, while Maclin on Dat Ass are at 5-3 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 30.5-point favorite. In the double header, Maclin on Dat Ass are at the 3-5 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 67.7-point underdog, while 3-5 The Gremlins are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 48.8-point underdog.
The Urge to Purge Annihilate the BUCKNASTY BOYS
Difference Maker: Carson Wentz-QB (30.02 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, The Urge to Purge annihilated a hapless BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 195.59 to 87.33, behind the support of 68,990 faithful fans at Anarchy Stadium.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 108.26 point victory by a 30.02 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 268 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 63 rushing yards. With this performance, Wentz was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 25.50 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 12 tackles.
“Our stadium has become one of the more difficult places to play in this league,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.75 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 12.10 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 2 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“We didn’t show up,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 5-3, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, The Urge to Purge are at the 2-6 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 24.5-point underdog, while the 2-6 Surprise Scorpians are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 75.2-point underdog. In the double header, The Urge to Purge are at the 5-3 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 22-point favorite, while 2-6 Maclin on Dat Ass are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 67.7-point underdog.
I Go Deep Beat Down the Surprise Scorpians
Difference Maker: Von Miller-LB (21.10 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, I Go Deep beat a strong Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 158.61 to 138.86, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,389 at AlcoholicA Stadium.
I Go Deep were led to their 19.75 point victory by a 21.10 point effort from Von Miller, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers offense for 5 tackles. They also got help from a 19.20 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 134 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.00 point effort from Chris Boswell, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 5 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Boswell was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 7. They also got help from a 16.46 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 249 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 5-3, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 2-6.
Coming up in week 8, the 6-2 Carnival of Pain are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 35.7-point favorite, while the Surprise Scorpians are at the 3-5 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 75.2-point underdog. In the double header, 3-5 Da South are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 59.4-point favorite, while the Surprise Scorpians are at the 2-6 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 20.6-point underdog.
Hyde Yo Wife Edge The Gremlins
Difference Maker: Kai Forbath-K (22.00 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Hyde Yo Wife squeaked by a tough The Gremlins team by a score of 164.93 to 159.55, behind the support of 68,322 faithful fans at B.o.B. Field.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 5.38 point victory by a 22.00 point effort from Kai Forbath, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 6 field goals made. With this performance, Forbath was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 7. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from Calais Campbell, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
The Gremlins were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.25 point effort from Eric Kendricks, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Kendricks was the number 4 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 21.40 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 106 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 48 receiving yards.
“They owned us,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Compounding the issue, The Gremlins could have scored 192.00 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dan Arcand left key players like Aaron Jones and his corresponding 20.80 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 5-3, and drops The Gremlins to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, 3-5 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 26.7-point favorite, while The Gremlins are at the 5-3 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 2.1-point underdog. In the double header, the 5-3 Carolina Hitmen are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 32.1-point favorite, while The Gremlins are at 0-8 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 48.8-point underdog.
Smoked Salmons Smoke the NC Titans
Difference Maker: Russell Wilson-QB (25.36 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, the Smoked Salmons beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 194.06 to 165.27, silencing a hostile crowd of 71,786 at Titans Field.
The Smoked Salmons were led to their 28.79 point victory by a 25.36 point effort from Russell Wilson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 334 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 91 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 31 receiving yards.
“We feel fortunate,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski & John D’Andre said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.50 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 12 tackles. With this performance, David was the number 3 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Kenny Stills, who got by the New York Jets defense for 85 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for the Smoked Salmons to 5-3, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 2-6.
Coming up in week 8, 5-3 The Urge to Purge are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 24.5-point underdog, while 3-5 The Gremlins are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 2.1-point underdog. In the double header, 3-5 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 13.3-point favorite, while the 2-6 Surprise Scorpians are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 20.6-point underdog.
Carnival of Pain Pound the Alderaan Wookies
Difference Maker: Christian Kirksey-LB (24.75 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the Carnival of Pain beat a strong Alderaan Wookies team by a score of 195.76 to 168.36, extending the winning streak for the Carnival of Pain to 3 games.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 27.40 point victory by a 24.75 point effort from Christian Kirksey, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Kirksey was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 21.80 point effort from Malcolm Jenkins, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 10 tackles.
“We knew this would be a tough place to play,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The Alderaan Wookies were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.96 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 234 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 22.15 point effort from Yannick Ngakoue, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 3 tackles and 2.5 QB sacks.
“They were the better team today,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 6-2, and drops the Alderaan Wookies to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, the Alderaan Wookies are at 3-5 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 4.6-point favorite, while the Carnival of Pain are at 5-3 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 35.7-point favorite. In the double header, the Alderaan Wookies are at 4-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 5.5-point underdog, while the Carnival of Pain are at the 6-2 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 39.4-point favorite.
BendTheKnee Squeak by Fournettecation
Difference Maker: Le’Veon Bell-RB (19.20 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, BendTheKnee squeaked by a tough Fournettecation team by a score of 172.30 to 156.80, extending the winning streak for BendTheKnee to 4 games.
BendTheKnee were led to their 15.50 point victory by a 19.20 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 134 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Greg Zuerlein, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
Fournettecation were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.68 point effort from Alex Smith, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 342 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Smith was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 21.75 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 13 tackles.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
Adding salt to the wound, Fournettecation could have scored 193.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but C.J. Jensen left key players like Amari Cooper and his corresponding 34.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for BendTheKnee to 6-2, and drops Fournettecation to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, the 4-4 Alderaan Wookies are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 4.6-point favorite, while BendTheKnee are at the 6-2 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 14.3-point favorite. In the double header, 4-4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 7.8-point underdog, while BendTheKnee are at 7-1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 7.8-point underdog.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Sneak Past Feeling Green
Difference Maker: Zach Brown-LB (35.35 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood sneaked by a tough Feeling Green team by a score of 148.67 to 142.67, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,072 at GreenZone Stadium.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 6.00 point victory by a 35.35 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Brown was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 21.65 point effort from Cameron Wake, who beat the New York Jets offense for 3 tackles and 2.5 QB sacks.
“We managed to eke out a win,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Feeling Green were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.80 point effort from Malcolm Jenkins, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, Jenkins was the number 3 ranked defensive safety for week 7. They also got help from a 21.65 point effort from Cameron Wake, who beat the New York Jets offense for 3 tackles and 2.5 QB sacks.
“We came out flat,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Adding salt to the wound, Feeling Green could have scored 218.68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Donavin Serras left key players like Russell Wilson and his corresponding 25.36 points on the bench.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood also took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 15 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 7-1, and drops Feeling Green to a record of 5-3.
Coming up in week 8, the 3-5 Wellington Wells Whifflers are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 13.8-point favorite, while 2-6 Maclin on Dat Ass are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 30.5-point favorite. In the double header, the 3-5 Wellington Wells Whifflers are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 27.1-point favorite, while 6-2 BendTheKnee are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 7.8-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Blow Away the House of Cards
Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (41.90 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Clam Diggers beat a strong House of Cards team by a score of 215.14 to 175.53, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 3 games. With their 215.14 points, the Clam Diggers is now the proud record-holder of the 7th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 39.61 point victory by a 41.90 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 147 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 72 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 31.96 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 234 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 26 rushing yards.
“Big time players make big time plays,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 41.90 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 147 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 72 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 22.85 point effort from Everson Griffen, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 5 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We didn’t match their intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
The House of Cards drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 5-3, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 6-2.
Coming up in week 8, 4-4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 2.3-point favorite, while 6-2 BendTheKnee are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 14.3-point favorite. In the double header, 5-3 The Urge to Purge are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 22-point favorite, while the 6-2 Carnival of Pain are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 39.4-point favorite.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
1. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (7-1)
2. BendTheKnee (6-2)
3. Carnival of Pain (6-2)
4. House of Cards (6-2)
5. The Urge to Purge (5-3)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta had the lowest fantasy point total (126.79) this week and were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island. To Mr. Liotta, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 7 Elimination:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta - Week 6 Elimination:
Feeling Green, coached by Donavin Serras - Week 5 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 4 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 4 Elimination:
Wellington Wells Whifflers, coached by Aaron Mathiason - Week 4 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett - Week 4 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 3 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 2 Elimination:
Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn - Week 1 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler
Next week, 4 teams will be eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island in our second Double Header Weekend!
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Ezekiel Elliott-RB (41.90 fantasy points)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: House of Cards
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Eddie Jackson-DB (47.10 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (215.14)
Legends: Carnival of Pain (195.76)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (108.29)
Legends: Smoked Salmons (28.79)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Dak Prescott (31.96)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Amari Cooper (34.00)
Origins: Carolina Hitmen
Legends: None, Fournettecation did not start Cooper
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – O.J. Howard (21.80)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Kai Forbath (22.00)
Origins: None
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Everson Griffen (22.85)
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
Legends: House of Cards
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Zach Brown (35.35)
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Feeling Green (6.00)
Legends: The Gremlins (5.38)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS (108.29)
Legends: House of Cards (39.61)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS (87.33)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (136.33)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: The Urge to Purge – Started John Simon-LB (1.50) while being out performed by Eric Kendricks-LB (25.25)
Legends: Fournettecation – Started Adam Thielen-WR (4.10) while being out performed by Amari Cooper-WR (34.00)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Feeling Green (135.40)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (96.31)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2017 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
House of Cards – No Home Field Advantage (4/4)
Surprise Scorpians used their immunity League Perk from 2015
Hyde Yo Wife’s – 14pt Home Field Advantage (4/4)
In Effect:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (1/2)
The NC Titans hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers for the entire 2017 season.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up to three spots in next years fantasy draft.
The Wellington Wells Whifflers have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
