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**E.L.S.I.E. Island Champions**
TMBGz
TMBGz outscored both Beer, Cheese, & Brats and Beating Macaque to become the 2021 E.L.S.I.E. Island Champions! Their team high of 251.43 was enough to take down Beating Macaque’s 168.97 and Beer, Cheese, & Brats’ 218.52.
To Mr. Tabron, congratulations on winning this seasons E.L.S.I.E. Island Award…
- Week 14 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes - Week 14 Elimination:
Beating Macaque, coached by Josh Craig - Week 13 Elimination:
Make Origins Great Again, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 12 Elimination:
Miggity Mac Daddy, coached by Joe Misiura - Week 11 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 10 Elimination:
The Urge to Purge, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 9 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 8 Elimination:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta - Week 7 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 6 Elimination:
Da Bearz, coached by Rob Thomas - Week 5 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
The Reapers, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 3 Elimination:
Watch Out Lil’ Bitch, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 2 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 1 Elimination:
Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Four Weekends Remaining…
The Urge to Purge finished in the top spot this week, scoring 98 points in the Pool Picks. Make Origins Great Again finished in second place this week with 96 points, while the Surprise Scorpions finished in third with 93 points.
The Top 3 teams in the Pool Picks are below…
1. Make Origins Great Again (1,181)
2. The Urge to Purge (1,167)
3. Alderaan Wookies (1,126)
**The Guillotine!**
Off with his Head…
Alderaan Wookies
The Alderaan Wookies were eliminated in The Guillotine! this week. Their season is officially over with their entire roster going back to the player pool to be picked up through the waiver wire.
The Top 10 players from the Alderaan Wookies’ roster is below & is available to be claimed over in The Guillotine!…
Justin Herbert-QB
Tony Pollard-RB
Myles Gaskin-RB
Elijah Mitchell-RB
Davante Adams-WR
Keenan Allen-WR
CeeDee Lamb-WR
Cole Holcomb-LB
Patrick Queen-LB
Jalen Ramsey-DB
**Steals & Bust**
The team that has the #1 Steal at the end of the season will win the Draftologist Award and will be able to subtract (-1) one year from any players keeper count.
Example: If Patrick Mahomes is currently a K2 on your roster, by winning this award you could essentially subtract one year from his keeper count and go into the 2022 season with Mahomes being a K2 again.
NOTE: (K2 = Keeper Count, meaning he’s been kept for 2 seasons as of 2021. A (K1) means that player has been kept for one season. A (K3) means that player is in their final year with that team. No player can be a keeper on the same team for more than three consecutive seasons.)
The team that has the #1 Bust at the end of the season will win the Leaf Award and will have to add (+1) one year to your longest tenured keeper going into next season.
Example: If Patrick Mahomes is currently a K2 on your roster, by winning this award you will have to add a year to the longest tenured keeper, keeper’s count going into the 2022 season. So if Mahomes is a K2, and all other keeper’s on your roster are a K1 or below, you would have to add a year to Mahomes and that would make him a K3 and Mahomes would not be eligible to be kept going into the 2022 season.
NOTE: (K2 = Keeper Count, meaning he’s been kept for 2 seasons as of 2021. A (K1) means that player has been kept for one season. A (K3) means that player is in their final year with that team. No player can be a keeper on the same team for more than three consecutive seasons.)
Origins
Top 3 Steals
- Cooper Kupp-WR (TMBGz) – Ranked 1st in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 12th round
- Jalen Hurts-QB (TMBGz) – Ranked 21st in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 14th round
- Dak Prescott-QB (NC Titans) – Ranked 41st in total scoring and was drafted 2nd in the 14th round
Top 3 Bust
- Julio Jones-WR (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 564th in total scoring and was drafted 1st in the 5th round
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 278th in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 4th round
- Saquon Barkley-RB (NC Titans) – Ranked 215th in total scoring and was drafted 7th in the 3rd round
Legends
Top 3 Steals
- Micah Parsons-LB (Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood) – Ranked 34th in total scoring and was drafted 7th in the 12th round
- Eric Kendricks-LB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 42nd in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 13th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 1st in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 7th round
Top 3 Bust
- Chris Carson-RB (Miggity Mac Daddy) – Ranked 697th in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 3rd round
- Calvin Ridley-WR (Miggity Mac Daddy) – Ranked 489th in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 2nd round
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Alderaan Wookies) – Ranked 278th in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 2nd round
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Dalvin Cook (35.20 fantasy points)
Origins: NC Titans
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Defensive Fantasy Gem) – Mike Hughes-DB (33.05 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz (251.43)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (257.00)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz (41.86)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (72.38)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Josh Allen (32.22)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Da Bearz
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Davante Adams (34.10)
Origins: The Reapers
Legends: None
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – George Kittle (34.10)
Origins: The Reapers
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Matt Prater (15.00)
Origins: None
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Aaron Donald (29.00)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Azeez Al-Shaair (25.95)
Origins: Make Origins Great Again
Legends: None
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers, TMBGz
Legends: Surprise Scorpions
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: NC Titans (6.74)
Legends: The Gremlins (20.53)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Watch Out Lil’ Bitch (41.86)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy (72.38)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Beating Macaque (168.97)
Legends: House of Cards (124.13)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Clam Diggers – Started DeAndre Hopkins-WR (10.40) while being out performed by Hunter Renfrow-WR (30.44)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy – Started Ezekiel Elliott-RB (9.00) while being out performed by Melvin Gordon-RB (23.10)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: NC Titans (72.80)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy (103.25)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet. This is here so that no league member gets blindsided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Gremlins can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over once during the regular season ONLY. (Cannot be used against a division rival)
The Reapers can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
The Urge to Purge can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
