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**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
The Reapers and their team low 144.37 fantasy points were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week while Beating Macaque gained Immunity heading into week 3 with their team high of 224.53.
To Mr. Mrozowski, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 4 Elimination:
The Reapers, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 3 Elimination:
Watch Out Lil’ Bitch, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 2 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 1 Elimination:
Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
The Surprise Scorpions finished in the top spot in week two, scoring 110 points in the Pool Picks. The Urge to Purge finished in second place this week with 99 points, while the Alderaan Wookies finished in third with 98 points.
The Top 5 teams in the Pool Picks are below…
1. The Urge to Purge (385)
2. Make Origins Great Again (384)
3. Surprise Scorpions (375)
4. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (374)
5. Alderaan Wookies (367)
**The Guillotine!**
Technically The Reapers were to be eliminated in The Guillotine! league, however I did not update the settings correctly so the system did not drop the players from that roster. Since we are already into the weekend we will drop the lowest team from this week. I apologize for the inconvenience…
**Steals & Bust**
Origins
Top 3 Steals
- Jalen Hurts-QB (TMBGz) – Ranked 12th in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 14th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (TMBGz) – Ranked 1st in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 12th round
- Dak Prescott-QB (NC Titans) – Ranked 27th in total scoring and was drafted 2nd in the 14th round
Top 3 Bust
- Julio Jones-WR (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 300th in total scoring and was drafted 1st in the 5th round
- Ben Roethlisberger-QB (Watch Out Lil’ Bitch) – Ranked 232nd in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 3rd round
- George Kittle-TE (The Reapers) – Ranked 179th in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 3rd round
Legends
Top 3 Steals
- Eric Kendricks-LB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 46th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 13th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 1st in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 7th round
- Tyler Lockett-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 16th in total scoring and was drafted 6th in the 8th round
Top 3 Bust
- A.J. Brown-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 439th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 3rd round
- Josh Jacobs-RB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 403rd in total scoring and was drafted 6th in the 4th round
- Dalvin Cook-RB (Beer, Cheese, & Brats) – Ranked 187th in total scoring and was drafted 1st in the 1st round
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Tyreek Hill-WR (48.60 fantasy points)
Origins: Beating Macaque
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Defensive Fantasy Gem) – Quincy Williams-LB (26.90 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Beating Macaque (224.53)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (220.36)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: Beating Macaque (77.72)
Legends: The Gremlins (57.09)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Patrick Mahomes (31.72)
Origins: Beating Macaque
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Saquon Barkley (31.60)
Origins: NC Titans
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – C.J. Uzomah (26.50)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Tyler Bass (16.00)
Origins: The Reapers
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Quinnen Williams (20.45)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Trevon Diggs (21.30)
Origins: Make Origins Great Again
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy, The Gremlins
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: TMBGz (15.93)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy (0.49)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (77.72)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (57.09)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: The Reapers (144.37)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (158.38)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: The Reapers – Started Mike Williams-WR (2.10) while being out performed by Terry McLaurin-WR (30.30)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats – Started Ja’Marr Chase-WR (13.70) while being out performed by Deebo Samuel-WR (38.30)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: The Reapers (114.16)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy (97.41)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet. This is here so that no league member gets blindsided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Gremlins can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over once during the regular season ONLY. (Cannot be used against a division rival)
The Reapers can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
The Urge to Purge can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
