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**Recaps**
Origins Conference
Barbaric Milk Jousters Out Muscle DeSeantourage
Difference Maker: Latavius Murray-RB (30.70 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Barbaric Milk Jousters out muscled a strong DeSeantourage team by a score of 158.84 to 137.24, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,169 at Ari Gold Stadium.
The Barbaric Milk Jousters were led to their 21.60 point victory by a 30.70 point effort from Latavius Murray, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 114 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 60 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 11 receiving yards.
“This team showed a lot of pride,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.
DeSeantourage were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.84 point effort from Jameis Winston, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 261 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.70 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards.
“Our defense didn’t show up today,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
Compounding the issue, DeSeantourage could have scored 168.84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Theron K. Shavers left key players like K.J. Wright and his corresponding 19.60 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Barbaric Milk Jousters to 3-8, and drops DeSeantourage to a record of 5-6.
Coming up in week 10, 4-7 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 18.9-point underdog, while DeSeantourage are at 7-4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 3.1-point favorite.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Shock Da South
Difference Maker: Matt Ryan-QB (25.76 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered beat a strong Da South team by a score of 174.16 to 151.18, behind the support of 66,208 faithful fans at Giants Stadium.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 22.98 point victory by a 25.76 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 344 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s. With this performance, Ryan was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 1 tackles and 2 interceptions.
“That was every man just doing their job,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Da South were helped out in a losing cause by a 32.10 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 196 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 65 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 23.18 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 297 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 43 rushing yards.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Da South coach Dave Jackson said.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 4-7, and drops Da South to a record of 8-3.
Coming up in week 10, the 8-3 Clam Diggers are at Da South, where Da South are an early 0.1-point favorite, while Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the 3-8 Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 18.9-point underdog.
I Got Sacks Slam Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (23.72 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks slammed a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 150.62 to 112.38, behind the support of 68,733 faithful fans at Snapple’s.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 38.24 point victory by a 23.72 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 323 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 19.40 point effort from Jason Witten, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.40 point effort from Thomas Davis, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 10 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Davis was the number 1 ranked defensive linebacker for week 9. They also got help from a 19.48 point effort from Blake Bortles, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 252 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 54 rushing yards.
“My hat’s off to them,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 7-4, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 6-5.
Coming up in week 10, 5-6 DaTaminator are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 24.5-point underdog, while 5-6 DeSeantourage are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 3.1-point favorite.
Maclin on Dat Ass Nip Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Aaron Donald-DL (19.90 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Maclin on Dat Ass nipped by a tough Breakin Tackles team by a score of 134.66 to 134.12, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 6 games.
Maclin on Dat Ass were led to their 0.54 point victory by a 19.90 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Donald was the number 1 ranked defensive tackle for week 9. They also got help from a 15.10 point effort from Allen Robinson, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 76 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“The important thing is that we won,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.92 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 313 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Mariota was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Tim Hightower, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 87 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Maclin on Dat Ass took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for Maclin on Dat Ass to 5-6, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 2-9.
Coming up in week 10, Breakin Tackles are at 7-4 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 50.6-point favorite, while Maclin on Dat Ass are at the 4-7 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 10.2-point underdog.
DaTaminator Erase BUCKNASTY BOYS
Difference Maker: Bobby Wagner-LB (22.00 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, DaTaminator erased a tough BUCKNASTY BOYS team by a score of 142.66 to 129.00, extending the losing streak for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 3 games.
DaTaminator were led to their 13.66 point victory by a 22.00 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Wagner was the number 3 ranked defensive linebacker for week 9. They also got help from a 13.76 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 219 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“We’re tickled to death to get this win,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.30 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 103 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 17.70 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 275 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“We lost our focus,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
DaTaminator took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for DaTaminator to 5-6, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 10, DaTaminator are at the 6-5 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 24.5-point underdog, while 5-6 Maclin on Dat Ass are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 10.2-point underdog.
I Go Deep Edges Clam Diggers
Difference Maker: Mike Evans-WR (27.00 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, I Go Deep edged a tough Clam Diggers team by a score of 187.48 to 184.58, silencing a hostile crowd of 73,744 at Clam Digger Stadium. With their 187.48 points, I Go Deep is now the proud record-holder of the 17th-highest weekly point total in league history.
I Go Deep were led to their 2.90 point victory by a 27.00 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 150 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Evans was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 22.28 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 282 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 10 rushing yards.
“We knew this would be no cakewalk,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.90 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Collins was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 9. They also got help from a 23.88 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 247 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 20 rushing yards.
“They owned us,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Clam Diggers could have scored 190.28 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Rich Perez left key players like Stefon Diggs and his corresponding 12.10 points on the bench.
The Clam Diggers drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 21 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 7-4, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 8-3.
Coming up in week 10, the Clam Diggers are at 8-3 Da South, where Da South are an early 0.1-point favorite, while 2-9 Breakin Tackles are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 50.6-point favorite.
Legends Conference
House of Cards Pound Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Difference Maker: Latavius Murray-RB (30.70 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the House of Cards beat a strong Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 212.66 to 175.48, behind the support of 73,774 faithful fans at They All Falls Down Stadium. With their 212.66 points, the House of Cards is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
The House of Cards were led to their 37.18 point victory by a 30.70 point effort from Latavius Murray, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 114 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 26.90 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception.
“We feel fortunate,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.88 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 247 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 20 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 22.00 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 8 tackles.
“We take full responsibility for this loss,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for the House of Cards to 7-4, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 9-2.
Coming up in week 10, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 4-7 The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 18.4-point underdog, while the House of Cards are at the 3-8 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 30.1-point underdog.
The Cruciates Curse Overpower NC Titans
Difference Maker: Mark Barron-LB (21.30 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, The Cruciates Curse beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 147.96 to 126.04, silencing a hostile crowd of 72,091 at Titans Field.
The Cruciates Curse were led to their 21.92 point victory by a 21.30 point effort from Mark Barron, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, Barron was the number 4 ranked defensive linebacker for week 9. They also got help from a 19.90 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” The Cruciates Curse coach Champ Douglas said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.30 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 103 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 19.50 point effort from Kenny Vaccaro, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 9 tackles.
“We lost our focus,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for The Cruciates Curse to 4-7, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 6-5.
Coming up in week 10, 9-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 18.4-point underdog, while 4-7 Phlying High are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 9.7-point underdog.
Church of Zero Tolerance Soar Pass Phlying High
Difference Maker: Frank Gore-RB (19.10 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Church of Zero Tolerance soared passed a tough Phlying High team by a score of 166.44 to 156.12, extending the winning streak for the Church of Zero Tolerance to 3 games.
The Church of Zero Tolerance were led to their 10.32 point victory by a 19.10 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 60 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 11 receiving yards. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Jay Ajayi, who beat the New York Jets defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“It was a hard-fought contest,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski & Eric Gadson said.
Phlying High were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.72 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 323 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 1 tackles and 2 interceptions.
“We got a wake-up call,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
Compounding the issue, Phlying High could have scored 177.72 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jake Fields left key players like Michael Thomas and his corresponding 19.30 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Church of Zero Tolerance to 7-4, and drops Phlying High to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 10, 7-4 Hyde Yo Wife are at the Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 3.8-point underdog, while Phlying High are at the 6-5 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 9.7-point underdog.
The Gremlins Bewilder Surprise Scorpians
Difference Maker: Demario Davis-LB (17.50 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, The Gremlins bewildered a strong Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 165.76 to 145.28, behind the support of 74,535 faithful fans at Mogwai Coliseum.
The Gremlins were led to their 20.48 point victory by a 17.50 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 15.30 point effort from Dee Ford, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 3 tackles.
“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.48 point effort from Blake Bortles, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 252 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 54 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from Craig Robertson, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.
“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 7-4, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 3-8.
Coming up in week 10, the 3-8 Carnival of Pain are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 20.5-point underdog, while 8-3 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 33.8-point underdog.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Bury Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (32.10 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood buried a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 173.98 to 154.38, silencing a hostile crowd of 72,715 at B.o.B. Field.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 19.60 point victory by a 32.10 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 196 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 65 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 31.10 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 158 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 13 receiving yards.
“We’re going to savor this victory,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.28 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 282 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.80 point effort from Ryan Shazier, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 6 tackles.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 8-3, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 7-4.
Coming up in week 10, Hyde Yo Wife are at the 7-4 Church of Zero Tolerance, where the Church of Zero Tolerance are an early 3.8-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the 3-8 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 33.8-point underdog.
Carnival of Pain Thrash Soul Snatchers
Difference Maker: Mike Evans-WR (27.00 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Carnival of Pain thrashed a hapless Soul Snatchers team by a score of 180.16 to 115.80, behind the support of 73,259 faithful fans at The Fun House. With their 180.16 points, the Carnival of Pain is now the proud record-holder of the 20th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 64.36 point victory by a 27.00 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 150 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Evans was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 25.76 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 344 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s.
“This team showed a lot of poise,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.
The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.50 point effort from Antonio Gates, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 75 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Gates was the number 4 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 12.00 point effort from Malcolm Smith, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 8 tackles.
“We beat ourselves,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 3-8, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 3-8.
Coming up in week 10, the Carnival of Pain are at 7-4 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 20.5-point underdog, while the 7-4 House of Cards are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 30.1-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
1. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (9-2)
2. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (8-3)
3. Clam Diggers (8-3)
4. Da South (8-3)
5. Church of Zero Tolerance (7-4)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Maclin on Dat Ass was eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week. With their fantasy point total of 134.66 was the lowest point total of all teams that were still on the island. Mr. Glenn, we bid you farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 9 Elimination:
Maclin on Dat Ass, coached by Richard Glenn - Week 8 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 8 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 8 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 8 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 7 Elimination:
The Cruciates Curse, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 6 Elimination:
Church of Zero Tolerance, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 5 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler - Week 4 Elimination:
Barbaric Milk Jousters, coached by Aaron Mathiason - Week 4 Elimination:
Phlying High, coached by Jake Fields - Week 4 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 4 Elimination:
Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
DaTaminator, coached by Tam Van - Week 1 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Melvin Gordon-RB (32.10 fantasy points)
Origins: Da South
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Brandon Flowers-DB (27.80 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: I Go Deep (187.48)
Legends: House of Cards (212.66)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (38.24)
Legends: Carnival of Pain (64.36)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Marcus Mariota (25.92)
Origins: Breakin Tackles
Legends: None, NC Titans did not start Mariota
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Mike Evans (27.00)
Origins: I Go Deep
Legends: Carnival of Pain
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Jimmy Graham (22.30)
Origins: BUCKNASTY BOYS
Legends: NC Titans
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Matt Bryant/Cairo Santos (15.00)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance, Surprise Scorpians
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Khalil Mack (20.70)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Carnival of Pain
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Thomas Davis (26.40)
Origins: Carolina Hitmen
Legends: None, Soul Snatchers did not start Davis
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (0.54)
Legends: Phlying High (10.32)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (38.24)
Legends: Soul Snatchers (64.36)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (112.38)
Legends: Soul Snatchers (115.80)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: I Go Deep – Started Terrance West-RB (2.70) while out performed by Mark Ingram-RB (31.10)
Legends: Soul Snatchers – Started Von Miller-LB (8.00) while out performed by Thomas Davis-LB (26.40)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: DeSeantourage (60.10)
Legends: Soul Snatchers (66.90)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: Soul Snatchers
**Keeper’s Violations**
Week 1:
Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K1) Justin Houston-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.
Week 2:
Keeper 3 Violation – Forfeiture of Draft Pick, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K3) Jarvis Landry-WR. The franchise will lose their 3rd, 4th or 5th Round selection in the upcoming fantasy draft. The round selected will depend on where team finishes that season. A playoff team will lose their 3rd Round selection and a team finishing last in their division will lose a 5th Round selection. By default, a 4th Round selection will be lost if the other two selector’s are not met.
Week 3:
Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Clam Diggers franchise for dropping (K1) Julius Peppers-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2016 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered used their League Perk to move up three spots in this seasons draft.
I Got Sacks used their 10 point Home Field Advantage for their first four home games (4/4).
I Got Sacks used their contracts as they saw fit in 2016.
Hyde Yo Wife used their contracts as they saw fit in 2016.
In Effect:
None.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk as of yet.
