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**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

The Carnival of Pain and their team low 184.67 fantasy points were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week while Kickin It with Mahomies gained Immunity heading into week 2 with their team high of 247.95.

To Mr. Shavers Jr., we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…

  • Week 1 Elimination: Carnival of Pain, coached by Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr.

**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**

TMBGz finished in the top spot in week one, scoring 79 points in the Pool Picks. The Urge to Purge & Cooper Troopers tied for second place this week with 71 points, while the Carnival of Pain finished in third with 70 points.

The Top 5 teams in the pool picks are below…

1. TMBGz (79)

2. Cooper Troopers (71)

3. The Urge to Purge (71)

4. Carnival of Pain (70)

5. Miggety Mac Daddy (67)

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Justin Jefferson-WR (39.40 fantasy points)

Origins: Watch Out Lil’ Bitch

Legends: The Gremlins

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Defensive Fantasy Gem) – Minkah Fitzpatrick-DB (35.60 fantasy points)

Origins: The Reapers

Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Kickin’ It with Mahomies (247.95)

Legends: Da Bearz (246.28)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: Kickin’ It with Mahomies (43.34)

Legends: OG Nutts (32.45)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Patrick Mahomes (34.90)

Origins: Kickin’ It with Mahomies

Legends: OG Nutts

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Saquon Barkley (33.40)

Origins: NC Titans

Legends: The Gremlins

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Travis Kelce (26.10)

Origins: The Urge to Purge

Legends: Da Bearz

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Younghoe Koo (18.00)

Origins: Clam Diggers

Legends: None

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Jerry Hughes (27.60)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Alex Highsmith (33.55)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: TMBGz

Legends: OG Nutts

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award”  aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: The Reapers (4.47)

Legends: Cooper Troopers (8.00)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: The Urge to Purge (43.34)

Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy (32.45)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Watch Out Lil’ Bitch (187.97)

Legends: Carnival of Pain (184.67)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: The Urge to Purge – Started CeeDee Lamb-WR (4.90) while being out performed by Jerry Jeudy-WR (22.20)

Legends: Alderaan Wookies – Started CeeDee Lamb-WR (4.90) while being out performed by Amon-Ra St. Brown-WR (20.40)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: The Urge to Purge (110.65)

Legends: Carnival of Pain (98.40)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None