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**Quick Hitter**
As we all embark to eat heartily, watch football and enjoy the company of family and friends, I want to take this time to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours! This league has been truly fun to be a part of and a honor to be the commish! It has been a lot of work at times, but the enjoyment that you guys get from this league makes it all worth the work that goes into it. So for that, I want to say thanks and again Happy Thanksgiving to everyone…
NOTE: The Thursday Morning Quarterback will be out this weekend.
**Recaps**
Feeling Green Gets Past The Urge to Purge
Difference Maker: Patrick Mahomes-QB (34.92 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Feeling Green beat a strong The Urge to Purge team by a score of 227.09 to 193.29, extending the winning streak for Feeling Green to 6 games. With their 227.09 points, Feeling Green is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Feeling Green were led to their 33.80 point victory by a 34.92 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 478 passing yards and 6 passing TD’s in addition to 28 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 21.20 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 117 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“This team showed a lot of heart,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
The Urge to Purge were helped out in a losing cause by a 36.38 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 215 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hill was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 33.20 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 142 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 10 receiving yards.
“They owned us,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 10-3, and drops The Urge to Purge to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 12, 5-8 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 16.7-point favorite, while 5-8 Yonce’s Divas are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 10.2-point favorite. In the double header, Feeling Green are at 6-7 Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 30.1-point underdog, while The Urge to Purge are at 8-5 Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 9.8-point favorite.
I Go Deep Runs Past Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: Justin Reid-DB (29.85 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, I Go Deep beat a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 188.04 to 141.64, behind the support of 70,670 faithful fans at Myles Deep Field.
I Go Deep were led to their 46.40 point victory by a 29.85 point effort from Justin Reid, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 2 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Reid was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 11. They also got help from a 26.50 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.
“We were really on our game,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.70 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 127 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kelce was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 11. They also got help from a 17.80 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 118 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 6-7, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 4-9.
Coming up in week 12, 3-10 Bawse Hog Nuts are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 19-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at 8-5 Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 12.4-point favorite. In the double header, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the 2-11 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 36.8-point underdog, while 5-8 Yonce’s Divas are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 7.7-point favorite.
Clam Diggers Blast Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Jalen Ramsey-DB (27.00 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Clam Diggers blasted a hapless Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 226.59 to 139.60, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 5 games. With their 226.59 points, the Clam Diggers is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 86.99 point victory by a 27.00 point effort from Jalen Ramsey, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 8 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Ramsey was the number 1 ranked defensive cornerback for week 11. They also got help from a 26.10 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 79 receiving yards.
“All of our goals are still in our grasp,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.20 point effort from Justin Houston, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 4 tackles. They also got help from a 15.65 point effort from Frank Clark, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“Turnovers killed us,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 11-2, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 12, the Clam Diggers are at 6-7 Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 3.2-point underdog, while 4-9 Breakin Tackles are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 20.2-point underdog. In the double header, 5-8 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 10.2-point underdog, while 4-9 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 36.8-point underdog.
Breakin Tackles Sack I Got Sacks
Difference Maker: Akiem Hicks-DL (23.80 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Breakin Tackles beat a strong I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 183.28 to 147.97, silencing a hostile crowd of 66,734 at Sacks City Center.
Breakin Tackles were led to their 35.31 point victory by a 23.80 point effort from Akiem Hicks, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. With this performance, Hicks was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 11. They also got help from a 21.48 point effort from Cam Newton, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 357 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“This team showed a lot of poise,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.52 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 363 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 24.65 point effort from Mason Foster, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 9 tackles and 1 interception.
“We’ll just have to put this loss, and the season behind us,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
This brings the record for Breakin Tackles to 4-9, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 5-8.
Coming up in week 12, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 10-3 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 16.7-point favorite, while Breakin Tackles are at the 2-11 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 20.2-point underdog. In the double header, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 11-2 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 10.2-point underdog, while 3-10 Bawse Hog Nuts are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 2.4-point favorite.
Yonce’s Divas Smash Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: Andrew Luck-QB (25.88 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Yonce’s Divas smashed a strong Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 207.38 to 179.57, extending the losing streak for Bawse Hog Nuts to 10 games. With their 207.38 points, Yonce’s Divas is now the proud record-holder of the 24th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Yonce’s Divas were led to their 27.81 point victory by a 25.88 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 297 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Luck was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 22.30 point effort from Aaron Jones, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 40 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 63 receiving yards.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.12 point effort from Jared Goff, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 413 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20.80 point effort from Leighton Vander Esch, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
This brings the record for Yonce’s Divas to 5-8, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-10.
Coming up in week 12, Bawse Hog Nuts are at 4-9 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 19-point favorite, while Yonce’s Divas are at 8-5 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 10.2-point favorite. In the double header, Bawse Hog Nuts are at 4-9 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 2.4-point favorite, while Yonce’s Divas are at 6-7 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 7.7-point favorite.
Our Gordon Savior Tops Team Supreme
Difference Maker: Adrian Peterson-RB (17.10 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Our Gordon Savior squeaked by a tough Team Supreme team by a score of 164.84 to 150.55, silencing a hostile crowd of 71,146 at Kevin Gates Field at Supreme Stadium.
Our Gordon Savior were led to their 14.29 point victory by a 17.10 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 51 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s. They also got help from a 16.64 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 401 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“We weren’t going to just roll over,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
Team Supreme were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.50 point effort from T.Y. Hilton, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 155 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hilton was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 17.15 point effort from Bradley Chubb, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers offense for 4 tackles.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
Causing further embarrassment, Team Supreme could have scored 167.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Earl Matthews left key players like Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and his corresponding 21.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 8-5, and drops Team Supreme to a record of 6-7.
Coming up in week 12, the 11-2 Clam Diggers are at Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 3.2-point underdog, while 6-7 I Go Deep are at Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 12.4-point favorite. In the double header, 10-3 Feeling Green are at Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 30.1-point underdog, while 8-5 The Urge to Purge are at Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 9.8-point favorite.
Fournettecation Slips Past Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (26.10 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Fournettecation slipped by a tough Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 194.59 to 181.19, extending the losing streak for Hyde Yo Wife to 3 games.
Fournettecation were led to their 13.40 point victory by a 26.10 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 79 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 2 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 21.05 point effort from Kareem Jackson, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 8 tackles.
“We have to finish the season strong,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.65 point effort from Mason Foster, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 9 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Foster was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 11. They also got help from a 21.20 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 117 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We let them back in the game late…,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 10-3, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 12, 10-3 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 2.9-point underdog, while 7-6 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 21.1-point favorite. In the double header, Hyde Yo Wife are at 12-1 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 4-point favorite, while Fournettecation are at 5-8 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 4.1-point favorite.
NC Titans Destroy House of Cards
Difference Maker: Tyreek Hill-WR (36.38 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the NC Titans destroyed a hapless House of Cards team by a score of 231.05 to 132.95, extending the losing streak for the House of Cards to 8 games. With their 231.05 points, the NC Titans are now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
The NC Titans were led to their 98.10 point victory by a 36.38 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 215 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hill was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 33.20 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 142 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 10 receiving yards.
“We’re going to savor this victory,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.50 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Ogletree was the number 3 ranked defensive linebacker for week 11. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Peyton Barber, who beat the New York Giants defense for 106 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 4 receiving yards.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
This brings the record for the NC Titans to 7-6, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 3-10.
Coming up in week 12, the 4-9 Smoked Salmons are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 10.7-point favorite, while the House of Cards are at 5-8 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 43.7-point favorite. In the double header, the NC Titans are at the 7-6 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 8.3-point favorite, while 7-6 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 18.5-point underdog.
Alderaan Wookies Take Down Carnival of Pain
Difference Maker: Justin Reid-DB (29.85 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Alderaan Wookies squeaked by a tough Carnival of Pain team by a score of 230.17 to 209.03, extending the winning streak for the Alderaan Wookies to 6 games. With their 230.17 points, the Alderaan Wookies are now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 21.14 point victory by a 29.85 point effort from Justin Reid, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 2 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Reid was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 11. They also got help from a 26.10 point effort from T.J. Watt, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 6 tackles.
“We played our hearts out,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.30 point effort from Chris Jones, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 6 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Jones was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 11. They also got help from a 20.10 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 95 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 46 receiving yards.
“They’re a tough team, give them all the credit,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The Carnival of Pain drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 11.
This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 10-3, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 7-6.
Coming up in week 12, the Alderaan Wookies are at 12-1 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 16.5-point underdog, while the 7-6 Surprise Scorpions are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 15-point favorite. In the double header, 10-3 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 17.6-point favorite, while the 7-6 NC Titans are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 8.3-point favorite.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Shock Surprise Scorpions
Difference Maker: Jarrad Davis-LB (16.20 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Beer, Cheese, & Brats squeaked by a tough Surprise Scorpions team by a score of 145.39 to 144.06, behind the support of 70,761 faithful fans at Lambeau Field.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 1.33 point victory by a 16.20 point effort from Jarrad Davis, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 6 tackles. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 137 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.
“We escaped, but a win is a win…,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Surprise Scorpions were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.00 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the New York Giants defense for 120 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Evans was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 18.60 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 126 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We beat ourselves,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Surprise Scorpions could have scored 165.14 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Elliott left key players like Jadeveon Clowney and his corresponding 15.65 points on the bench.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 11.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 10-3, and drops the Surprise Scorpions to a record of 7-6.
Coming up in week 12, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 2-11 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 2.9-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpions are at the 7-6 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 15-point favorite. In the double header, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 10-3 Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 17.6-point favorite, while the 4-9 Smoked Salmons are at the Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 4-point favorite.
Smoked Salmons Trash Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: Akiem Hicks-DL (23.80 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Smoked Salmons beat a strong Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 164.28 to 147.10, behind the support of 74,797 faithful fans at The Watershed.
The Smoked Salmons were led to their 17.18 point victory by a 23.80 point effort from Akiem Hicks, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. With this performance, Hicks was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 11. They also got help from a 23.60 point effort from Phillip Lindsay, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 79 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 27 receiving yards.
“I’m in a state of shock,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.58 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 332 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Eric Kendricks, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 12 tackles.
“They out-hustled us,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
This brings the record for the Smoked Salmons to 4-9, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 7-6.
Coming up in week 12, the Smoked Salmons are at the 7-6 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 10.7-point favorite, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 10-3 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 21.1-point favorite. In the double header, the Smoked Salmons are at the 7-6 Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 4-point favorite, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the 3-10 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 18.5-point underdog.
The Gremlins Hammer BendTheKnee
Difference Maker: T.Y. Hilton-WR (29.50 pts)
In a week 11 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, The Gremlins beat a strong BendTheKnee team by a score of 222.54 to 163.13, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 12 games. With their 222.54 points, The Gremlins are now the proud record-holder of the 6th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Gremlins were led to their 59.41 point victory by a 29.50 point effort from T.Y. Hilton, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 155 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hilton was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 24.20 point effort from Darius Leonard, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception.
“We can’t get complacent,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 34.92 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 478 passing yards and 6 passing TD’s in addition to 28 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Kenny Golladay, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 113 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 12-1, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 5-8.
Coming up in week 12, the 10-3 Alderaan Wookies are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 16.5-point underdog, while the 3-10 House of Cards are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 43.7-point favorite. In the double header, 2-11 Hyde Yo Wife are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 4-point favorite, while 10-3 Fournettecation are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 4.1-point favorite.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Based Off of Record & Power Rank…
1. The Gremlins (12-1)
2. Clam Diggers (11-2)
3. Feeling Green (10-3)
4. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (10-3)
5. Alderaan Wookies (10-3)
Honorable Mention – Fournettecation (10-3)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett, and their fantasy point total of (145.39) were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest point total for this week. To Mr. Barnes & Mr. Bennett, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 11 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett - Week 10 Elimination:
Team Supreme, coached by Earl Matthews - Week 9 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 8 Elimination:
Fournettecation, coached by C.J. Jensen - Week 8 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler - Week 8 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 8 Elimination:
Smoked Salmons, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 7 Elimination:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta - Week 6 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 5 Elimination:
Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott - Week 4 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines - Week 4 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 4 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 3 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 2 Elimination:
Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako - Week 1 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
Next week, four teams will be eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island during the final Double Header Weekend…
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Our Gordon Savior topped everyone in week 11 with 61 points as they move into the top 10 at 9th in the standings. Feeling Green (57 pts) and the Surprise Scorpions (53 pts) round out the top three for the week…
1. Surprise Scorpions (893)
2. House of Cards (860)
3. Hyde Yo Wife (859)
4. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (845)
5. Alderaan Wookies (828)
6. The Urge to Purge (825)
7. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (821)
8. Carnival of Pain (815)
9. Our Gordon Savior (804)
10. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (782)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Tyreek Hill-WR (36.38 fantasy points)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: NC Titans
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Samson Ebukam-LB (35.65 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Feeling Green (227.09)
Legends: NC Titans (231.05)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (86.99)
Legends: NC Titans (98.10)
“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (Mark Ingram-RB; 11.15 Bonus Points)
Legends: BendTheKnee (Patrick Mahomes-QB; 17.46 Bonus Points)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Patrick Mahomes (34.92)
Origins: Feeling Green
Legends: BendTheKnee
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Saquon Barkley (33.20)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: NC Titans
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Travis Kelce (18.70)
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Matt Bryant (15.00)
Origins: None
Legends: BendTheKnee
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Chris Jones (25.30)
Origins: None, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks did not start Jones
Legends: Carnival of Pain
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Justin Reid (29.85)
Origins: I Go Deep
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Team Supreme (14.29)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (1.33)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (86.99)
Legends: House of Cards (98.10)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (139.60)
Legends: House of Cards (132.95)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks – Started Everson Griffen-DL (0.00) while being out performed by Chris Jones-DL (25.30)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats – Started Carson Wentz-QB (-2.16) while being out performed by Jared Goff-QB (31.12)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Team Supreme (61.51)
Legends: BendTheKnee (74.93)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)
BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
In Effect:
The Urge to Purge will hold any/all conference/divisional tiebreakers.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count
