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**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Make Origins Great Again and their team low 157.87 fantasy points were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week. There is no Immunity heading into the final weekend as the highest score this upcoming week between TMBGz, Beer, Cheese, & Brats & Beating Macaque will become the 2021 E.L.S.I.E. Island Champions.
To Mr. Stallworth, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 13 Elimination:
Make Origins Great Again, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 12 Elimination:
Miggity Mac Daddy, coached by Joe Misiura - Week 11 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 10 Elimination:
The Urge to Purge, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 9 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 8 Elimination:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta - Week 7 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 6 Elimination:
Da Bearz, coached by Rob Thomas - Week 5 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
The Reapers, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 3 Elimination:
Watch Out Lil’ Bitch, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 2 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 1 Elimination:
Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Make Origins Great Again finished in the top spot this week, scoring 84 points in the Pool Picks. The Alderaan Wookies & TMBGz both finished in second place this week with 81 points, while The Urge to Purge finished in third with 80 points.
The Top 5 teams in the Pool Picks are below…
1. Make Origins Great Again (1,085)
2. The Urge to Purge (1,069)
3. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (1,044)
4. Alderaan Wookies (1,037)
5. Surprise Scorpions (1,030)
**The Guillotine!**
Off with his Head…
Surprise Scorpions
The Surprise Scorpions were eliminated in The Guillotine! this week. Their season is officially over with their entire roster going back to the player pool to be picked up through the waiver wire.
The Top 10 players from the Surprise Scorpions’ roster is below & is available to be claimed over in The Guillotine!…
Josh Jacobs-RB
Leonard Fournette-RB
Alvin Kamara-RB
Cooper Kupp-WR
Tyler Lockett-WR
Travis Kelce-TE
Kyle Pitts-TE
Myles Garrett-DL
De’Vondre Campbell-LB
Jamal Adams-DB
**Steals & Bust**
The team that has the #1 Steal at the end of the season will win the Draftologist Award and will be able to subtract (-1) one year from any players keeper count.
Example: If Patrick Mahomes is currently a K2 on your roster, by winning this award you could essentially subtract one year from his keeper count and go into the 2022 season with Mahomes being a K2 again.
NOTE: (K2 = Keeper Count, meaning he’s been kept for 2 seasons as of 2021. A (K1) means that player has been kept for one season. A (K3) means that player is in their final year with that team. No player can be a keeper on the same team for more than three consecutive seasons.)
The team that has the #1 Bust at the end of the season will win the Leaf Award and will have to add (+1) one year to your longest tenured keeper going into next season.
Example: If Patrick Mahomes is currently a K2 on your roster, by winning this award you will have to add a year to the longest tenured keeper, keeper’s count going into the 2022 season. So if Mahomes is a K2, and all other keeper’s on your roster are a K1 or below, you would have to add a year to Mahomes and that would make him a K3 and Mahomes would not be eligible to be kept going into the 2022 season.
NOTE: (K2 = Keeper Count, meaning he’s been kept for 2 seasons as of 2021. A (K1) means that player has been kept for one season. A (K3) means that player is in their final year with that team. No player can be a keeper on the same team for more than three consecutive seasons.)
Origins
Top 3 Steals
- Jalen Hurts-QB (TMBGz) – Ranked 13th in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 14th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (TMBGz) – Ranked 2nd in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 12th round
- Dak Prescott-QB (NC Titans) – Ranked 31st in total scoring and was drafted 2nd in the 14th round
Top 3 Bust
- Julio Jones-WR (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 587th in total scoring and was drafted 1st in the 5th round
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 392nd in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 4th round
- Saquon Barkley-RB (NC Titans) – Ranked 272nd in total scoring and was drafted 7th in the 3rd round
Legends
Top 3 Steals
- Eric Kendricks-LB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 27th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 13th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 2nd in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 7th round
- Micah Parsons-LB (Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood) – Ranked 46th in total scoring and was drafted 7th in the 12th round
Top 3 Bust
- Chris Carson-RB (Miggity Mac Daddy) – Ranked 660th in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 3rd round
- Calvin Ridley-WR (Miggity Mac Daddy) – Ranked 432nd in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 2nd round
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Alderaan Wookies) – Ranked 392nd in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 2nd round
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – George Kittle-TE (40.60 fantasy points)
Origins: The Reapers
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Defensive Fantasy Gem) – T.J. Watt-LB (33.45 fantasy points)
Origins: NC Titans
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz (214.21)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (235.23)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz (53.20)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (38.52)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Kyler Murray (29.82)
Origins: None, The Reapers did not start Murray
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Javonte Williams (29.80)
Origins: None
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Justin Jefferson (35.60)
Origins: Watch Out Lil’ Bitch
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Jake Elliott (15.00)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Chris Wormley (21.90)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Tevaughn Campbell (25.60)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: NC Titans (4.72)
Legends: Da Bearz (21.21)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Beating Macaque (53.20)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (38.52)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Make Origins Great Again (157.87)
Legends: House of Cards (131.11)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Make Origins Great Again – Started Chase Claypool (7.40) while being out performed by Tee Higgins-WR (28.80)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy – Started Zach Ertz-TE (2.00) while being out performed by Rob Gronkowski (21.80)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Make Origins Great Again (82.20)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (74.70)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet. This is here so that no league member gets blindsided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Gremlins can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over once during the regular season ONLY. (Cannot be used against a division rival)
The Reapers can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
The Urge to Purge can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
