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**Recaps**
Origins Conference
I Got Sacks Tap Maclin on Dat Ass
Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (23.68 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks beat a strong Maclin on Dat Ass team by a score of 165.58 to 148.94, silencing a hostile crowd of 68,200 at Dick Field.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 16.64 point victory by a 23.68 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 367 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brees was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 21.20 point effort from Rodney McLeod, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.
“The important thing is that we won,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Maclin on Dat Ass were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.34 point effort from Tyrod Taylor, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 221 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 35 rushing yards. With this performance, Taylor was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Deone Bucannon, who beat the Seattle Seahawks offense for 11 tackles.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Maclin on Dat Ass coach Richard Glenn said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 5-3, and drops Maclin on Dat Ass to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 6-2 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 43.5-point underdog, while Maclin on Dat Ass are at 4-4 DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 7.7-point favorite. In the Inter-Conference games, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 6-2 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 7.5-point underdog, while Maclin on Dat Ass are at 2-6 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 2.9-point favorite.
DaTaminator Embarrass Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: A.J. Green-WR (23.90 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, DaTaminator embarrassed a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 183.52 to 120.52, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 3 games. With their 183.52 points, DaTaminator is now the proud record-holder of the 18th-highest weekly point total in league history.
DaTaminator were led to their 63.00 point victory by a 23.90 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 169 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Green was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 12 tackles.
“This team showed a lot of character,” DaTaminator coach Tam Van said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.20 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 168 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 24 receiving yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 14.50 point effort from Malcolm Butler, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
This brings the record for DaTaminator to 4-4, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 2-6.
Coming up in week 8, the 6-2 Clam Diggers are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 3.3-point favorite, while 3-5 Maclin on Dat Ass are at DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 7.7-point favorite. In the Inter-Conference games, 5-3 The Gremlins are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 17.0-point underdog, while the 4-4 Church of Zero Tolerance are at DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 6.1-point favorite.
I Go Deep Pounds Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: Mike Evans-WR (21.60 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, I Go Deep pounded a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 137.52 to 98.02, behind the support of 74,431 faithful fans at Myles Deep Field.
I Go Deep were led to their 39.50 point victory by a 21.60 point effort from Mike Evans, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 96 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Evans was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 14.90 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 81 rushing yards in addition to 68 receiving yards.
“We fed off the energy of our fans,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.70 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10.72 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 273 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 6-2, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, 5-3 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 43.5-point underdog, while 3-5 DeSeantourage are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 1.1-point underdog. In the Inter-Conference games, 7-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 1.5-point favorite, while the 2-6 Surprise Scorpians are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 32.2-point underdog.
Georgia Boy Slams Barbaric Milk Jousters
Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (30.10 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Georgia Boy slammed a hapless Barbaric Milk Jousters team by a score of 199.34 to 139.42, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,715 at Wankdorf Stadium. With their 199.34 points, Georgia Boy is now the proud record-holder of the 7th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Georgia Boy were led to their 59.92 point victory by a 30.10 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 68 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 53 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 25.40 point effort from LeGarrette Blount, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 127 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 7 receiving yards.
“We finally got the monkey off our backs and broke that two-game losing streak,” Georgia Boy coach Dave Jackson said.
The Barbaric Milk Jousters were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.82 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 353 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Luck was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 14.30 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 61 rushing yards in addition to 22 receiving yards.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Barbaric Milk Jousters coach Aaron Mathiason said.
This brings the record for Georgia Boy to 6-2, and drops the Barbaric Milk Jousters to a record of 2-6.
Coming up in week 8, Georgia Boy are at the 4-4 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 31.6-point underdog, while the 5-3 Carolina Hitmen are at the Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 0.1-point favorite. In the Inter-Conference games, Georgia Boy are at 7-1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 18.0-point underdog, while the 5-3 House of Cards are at the Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 6.8-point underdog.
BUCKNASTY BOYS Take Down Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: David Johnson-RB (17.10 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the BUCKNASTY BOYS beat a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 131.84 to 117.78, behind the support of 74,694 faithful fans at BUCKNASTY Field.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led to their 14.06 point victory by a 17.10 point effort from David Johnson, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 113 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Karlos Dansby, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 9 tackles.
“We took them out of their game,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.90 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 174 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18.18 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 222 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 13 rushing yards.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 4-4, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 5-3.
Coming up in week 8, 6-2 Georgia Boy are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 31.6-point underdog, while the Carolina Hitmen are at the 2-6 Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 0.1-point favorite. In the Inter-Conference games, the Carolina Hitmen are at the 1-7 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 24.1-point underdog, while the 5-3 NC Titans are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 25.7-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Outlast DeSeantourage
Difference Maker: Landon Collins-DB (34.20 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Clam Diggers beat a strong DeSeantourage team by a score of 182.24 to 154.78, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 5 games. With their 182.24 points, the Clam Diggers are now the proud record-holder of the 20th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 27.46 point victory by a 34.20 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 8 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Collins was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. In addition, Collins entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 18th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 19.94 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 301 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 19 rushing yards.
“This is where we wanted to be, 6-2 after eight games” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
DeSeantourage were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.00 point effort from Antoine Bethea, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Bethea was the number 4 ranked defensive safety for week 7. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from C.J. Anderson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“Turnovers killed us,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
Compounding the issue, DeSeantourage could have scored 192.26 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Theron K. Shavers left key players like Matt Forte and his corresponding 25.40 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 6-2, and drops DeSeantourage to a record of 3-5.
Coming up in week 8, the Clam Diggers are at 2-6 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 3.3-point favorite, while DeSeantourage are at 3-5 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 1.1-point underdog. In the Inter-Conference games, the Clam Diggers are at the 1-7 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 41.4-point favorite, while DeSeantourage are at 2-6 The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 32.8-point underdog.
Legends Conference
Hyde Yo Wife Take It To Surprise Scorpians
Difference Maker: LeGarrette Blount-RB (25.40 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Hyde Yo Wife took it to a hapless Surprise Scorpians team by a score of 172.36 to 112.78, extending the winning streak for Hyde Yo Wife to 4 games.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 59.58 point victory by a 25.40 point effort from LeGarrette Blount, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 127 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 7 receiving yards. With this performance, Blount was the number 4 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Cliff Avril, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 3 tackles and 2.5 QB sacks.
“I’m really proud of the way our guys executed,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
The Surprise Scorpians were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.18 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 222 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Harrison Smith, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 6 tackles.
“They ate our lunch,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 6-2, and drops the Surprise Scorpians to a record of 2-6.
Coming up in week 8, 7-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 1.6-point favorite, while the Surprise Scorpians are at 2-6 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 15.1-point underdog. In the Inter-Conference games, 5-3 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 7.5-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpians are at 6-2 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 32.2-point underdog.
The Gremlins Run Through Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: T.Y. Hilton-WR (19.30 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Gremlins squeaked by a tough Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 166.94 to 165.84, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 3 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 1.10 point victory by a 19.30 point effort from T.Y. Hilton, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 133 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Hilton was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from C.J. Anderson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“This game ball belongs to the whole team,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.10 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 68 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 53 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 21.74 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 326 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 7 rushing yards.
“My hat’s off to them,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Causing further embarrassment, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood could have scored 173.04 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Liotta left key players like Lorenzo Alexander and his corresponding 15.10 points on the bench.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 5-3, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 7-1.
Coming up in week 8, The Gremlins are at the 1-7 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 18.3-point underdog, while the 4-4 Church of Zero Tolerance are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 16.3-point favorite. In the Inter-Conference games, 6-2 Georgia Boy are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 18.0-point underdog, while The Gremlins are at 2-6 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 17.0-point underdog.
NC Titans Sneak Pass Soul Snatchers
Difference Maker: Andrew Luck-QB (25.82 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the NC Titans snuck passed a tough Soul Snatchers team by a score of 132.32 to 127.32, extending the losing streak for the Soul Snatchers to 7 games.
The NC Titans were led to their 5.00 point victory by a 25.82 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the Tennessee Titans defense for 353 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Luck was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Jerrell Freeman, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 10 tackles.
“We’re shaking up the conference,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.90 point effort from Sheldon Richardson, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. With this performance, Richardson was the number 3 ranked defensive end for week 7. They also got help from a 14.90 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 81 rushing yards in addition to 68 receiving yards.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
The NC Titans took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 15 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for the NC Titans to 5-3, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 1-7.
Coming up in week 8, 5-3 The Gremlins are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 18.3-point underdog, while the NC Titans are at the 1-7 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 8-point favorite. In the Inter-Conference games, the 5-3 Carolina Hitmen are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 24.1-point underdog, while the NC Titans are at the 4-4 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 25.7-point underdog.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Clean Out Carnival of Pain
Difference Maker: Bobby Wagner-LB (21.00 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Beer, Cheese, & Brats beat a strong Carnival of Pain team by a score of 141.14 to 125.92, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 5 games.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 15.22 point victory by a 21.00 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 12 tackles. With this performance, Wagner was the number 3 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 17.50 point effort from Zachary Orr, who beat the New York Jets offense for 7 tackles.
“It was a workman-like effort,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.60 point effort from Mike Evans, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 96 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Evans was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from K.J. Wright, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 10 tackles.
“It’s been a long season…,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Carnival of Pain could have scored 146.04 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jamian Shavers left key players like Tyrod Taylor and his corresponding 20.34 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 7-1, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 1-7.
Coming up in week 8, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 6-2 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 1.6-point favorite, while the 5-3 NC Titans are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 8-point favorite. In the Inter-Conference games, the 6-2 Clam Diggers are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 41.4-point favorite, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 3-5 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 1.5-point favorite.
Phlying High Smoke The Cruciates Curse
Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (23.68 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Phlying High smoked a hapless The Cruciates Curse team by a score of 164.58 to 95.10, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,641 at Hogwart’s Castle.
Phlying High were led to their 69.48 point victory by a 23.68 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 367 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brees was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18.70 point effort from Deion Jones, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 5 tackles and 1 interception.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
The Cruciates Curse were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.50 point effort from Keanu Neal, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 7 tackles. They also got help from a 12.40 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 200 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“They wanted it more than we did,” The Cruciates Curse coach Champ Douglas said.
This brings the record for Phlying High to 2-6, and drops The Cruciates Curse to a record of 2-6.
Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 Surprise Scorpians are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 15.1-point underdog, while the 5-3 House of Cards are at The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 39.6-point underdog. In the Inter-Conference games, 3-5 DeSeantourage are at The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 32.8-point underdog, while 3-5 Maclin on Dat Ass are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 2.9-point favorite.
House of Cards Destroy Church of Zero Tolerance
Difference Maker: Landon Collins-DB (34.20 pts)
In a week 7 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the House of Cards destroyed a hapless Church of Zero Tolerance team by a score of 211.72 to 135.84, extending the winning streak for the House of Cards to 3 games. With their 211.72 points, the House of Cards is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
The House of Cards were led to their 75.88 point victory by a 34.20 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 8 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Collins was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. In addition, Collins entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 18th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 25.40 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 54 receiving yards.
“This is a big win,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
The Church of Zero Tolerance were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.90 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 169 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Green was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 19.94 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 301 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 19 rushing yards.
“We didn’t execute,” Church of Zero Tolerance coach Larry Mrozowski said.
This brings the record for House of Cards to 5-3, and drops the Church of Zero Tolerance to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, the Church of Zero Tolerance are at 7-1 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 16.3-point favorite, while the House of Cards are at 2-6 The Cruciates Curse, where The Cruciates Curse are an early 39.6-point underdog. In the Inter-Conference games, the Church of Zero Tolerance are at 4-4 DaTaminator, where DaTaminator are an early 6.1-point favorite, while the House of Cards are at the 2-6 Barbaric Milk Jousters, where the Barbaric Milk Jousters are an early 6.8-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
1. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (7-1)
2. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (7-1)
3. Hyde Yo Wife (6-2)
4. Clam Diggers (6-2)
5. I Go Deep (6-2)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Champ Douglas and his The Cruciates Curse team scored the lowest point total of the week among teams that have not already been eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island. With their 95.10 points scored, this is the 2nd worse fantasy point total in franchise history (a 90.76 outing in week 4 of the 2015 season is their worse). Mr. Champ Douglas, we bid you farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 7 Elimination:
The Cruciates Curse, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 6 Elimination:
Church of Zero Tolerance, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 5 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler - Week 4 Elimination:
Barbaric Milk Jousters, coached by Aaron Mathiason - Week 4 Elimination:
Phlying High, coached by Jake Fields - Week 4 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 4 Elimination:
Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
DaTaminator, coached by Tam Van - Week 1 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpians, coached by Robert Elliott
Next week, four owner/coaches will be eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island in the 2nd of three Double Header Weekends.
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Melvin Gordon-RB (30.10 fantasy points)
Origins: Georgia Boy
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Landon Collins-DB (34.20 fantasy points)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: House of Cards
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Georgia Boy (199.34)
Legends: House of Cards (211.72)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: DaTaminator (63.00)
Legends: House of Cards (75.68)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Andrew Luck (25.82)
Origins: Barbaric Milk Jousters
Legends: NC Titans
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Davante Adams (25.20)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Rob Gronkowski (15.30)
Origins: Georgia Boy
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Sebastian Janikowski (17.00)
Origins: Maclin on Dat Ass
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Adrian Clayborn (22.50)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Leonard Floyd (26.30)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (14.06)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (1.10)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (63.00)
Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (75.68)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (98.02)
Legends: The Cruciates Curse (95.10)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks – Started LeSean McCoy-RB (1.10) while out performed by Spencer Ware-RB (20.10)
Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance – Started Terrance West-RB (1.00) while out performed by Jay Ajayi-RB (27.60)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: DeSeantourage (71.26)
Legends: Church of Zero Tolerance (110.24)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: The Cruciates Curse
**Keeper’s Violations**
Week 1:
Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K1) Justin Houston-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.
Week 2:
Keeper 3 Violation – Forfeiture of Draft Pick, on the Breakin Tackles franchise for dropping (K3) Jarvis Landry-WR. The franchise will lose their 3rd, 4th or 5th Round selection in the upcoming fantasy draft. The round selected will depend on where team finishes that season. A playoff team will lose their 3rd Round selection and a team finishing last in their division will lose a 5th Round selection. By default, a 4th Round selection will be lost if the other two selector’s are not met.
Week 3:
Keeper 1 Violation – Forfeiture of Tiebreakers, on the Clam Diggers franchise for dropping (K1) Julius Peppers-LB. The franchise will lose any and all tiebreakers (divisional or conference) for the remainder of the season.
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2016 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered used their League Perk to move up three spots in this seasons draft.
I Got Sacks used their 10 point Home Field Advantage for their first four home games (4/4).
In Effect:
None.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks can use their contracts as they see fit in 2016.
Hyde Yo Wife can use their contracts as they see fit in 2016.
Surprise Scorpians have not used their immunity League Perk as of yet.
