"Lord of the Rings" - The Thursday Morning Quarterback

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First Wave of Games

Beer, Cheese, & Brats (5-1) at NC Titans (0-6)

X-Factors:

Beer, Cheese, & Brats: Derrick Henry-RB (21.39) / NC Titans: Diontae Johnson-WR (19.03)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. clash, 5-1 engage the 0-6 , who hope to end their 6 game losing streak, at Titans Field.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led in week 5 by a 37.74 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 411 passing yards and 5 passing TD’s in addition to 13 rushing yards. In addition, Antonio Gibson was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 21.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured shin, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 21.39 point effort from Derrick Henry in week 6, who is expected to beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 120.03 rushing yards and 1.11 rushing TD’s in addition to 11.41 receiving yards.

“We have to play like we’re capable of playing,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.

The NC Titans were led in week 5 by a 29.90 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 159 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, T.J. Hockenson was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 4.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured knee, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the NC Titans can expect a 19.03 point effort from Diontae Johnson in week 6, who is expected to get by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 80.12 receiving yards and 0.61 receiving TD in addition to 0.31 rushing yards.

“We have to find a way to put it all together,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

In the 4-year history of this rivalry, Beer, Cheese, & Brats hold a 4-0 all-time series record against the NC Titans.

Opening Line: Beer, Cheese, & Brats -37.2

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (4-2) at Beating Macaque (3-3)

X-Factors:

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Patrick Mahomes-QB (24.68) / Beating Macaque: Patrick Mahomes-QB (24.68)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, 4-2 meet 3-3 at Jerky Boys Field at Macaque Stadium.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led in week 5 by a 27.00 point effort from Robert Woods, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 150 receiving yards. In addition, Nick Chubb was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 26.00 points, but he’s listed as out in week 6 due to an injured calf, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood can expect a 24.68 point effort from Patrick Mahomes in week 6, who is expected to beat the Washington Football Team defense for 315.98 passing yards and 2.8 passing TD’s in addition to 23.51 rushing yards.

“We have to leave everything on the field,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

Beating Macaque were led in week 5 by a 41.70 point effort from Mark Andrews, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 147 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. In addition, Ezekiel Elliott was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 25.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to injured ribs, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beating Macaque can expect a 24.68 point effort from Patrick Mahomes in week 6, who is expected to beat the Washington Football Team defense for 315.98 passing yards and 2.8 passing TD’s in addition to 23.51 rushing yards.

“They are coached up very well, this will be a real challenge for our football team” Beating Macaque coach Josh Craig said.

Opening Line: Beating Macaque -41.2

Alderaan Wookies (3-3) at Clam Diggers (3-3)

X-Factors:

Alderaan Wookies: Davante Adams-WR (22.44) / Clam Diggers: Josh Allen-QB (23.89)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. clash, the 3-3 challenge the 3-3 , who hope to extend their 3 game winning streak, at Clam Digger Stadium.

The Alderaan Wookies were led in week 5 by a 41.82 point effort from Justin Herbert, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 398 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 29 rushing yards. In addition, Kareem Hunt was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 25.90 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured wrist, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Alderaan Wookies can expect a 22.44 point effort from Davante Adams in week 6, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 92 receiving yards and 0.89 receiving TD.

“We have to dig deep and find a way to play through injuries,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.

The Clam Diggers were led in week 5 by a 38.50 point effort from Josh Allen, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 315 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 59 rushing yards. In addition, Khalil Mack was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 18.05 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured foot, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Clam Diggers can expect a 23.89 point effort from Josh Allen in week 6, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 278.18 passing yards and 2.24 passing TD’s in addition to 33.8 rushing yards.

“We have to shore up our defense,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

In the 3-year history of this rivalry, the Clam Diggers hold a 3-0 all-time series record against the Alderaan Wookies.

Opening Line: Clam Diggers -3.1 (Pick ’em)

The Gremlins (3-3) at Make Origins Great Again (5-1)

X-Factors:

The Gremlins: Jonathan Taylor-RB (18.68) / Make Origins Great Again: Austin Ekeler-RB (20.43)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, 3-3 engage 5-1 , who hope to extend their 3 game winning streak, at American Legion Field at M.O.G.A. Stadium.

The Gremlins were led in week 5 by a 41.70 point effort from Mark Andrews, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 147 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. In addition, Mike Williams was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 39.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured knee, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Gremlins can expect a 18.68 point effort from Jonathan Taylor in week 6, who is expected to get by the Houston Texans defense for 79.04 rushing yards and 0.72 rushing TD in addition to 29.61 receiving yards.

“We can’t get hung up over bad calls, that happens,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

Make Origins Great Again were led in week 5 by a 36.88 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 442 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 62 rushing yards. In addition, Damien Williams was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 16.40 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Make Origins Great Again can expect a 20.43 point effort from Austin Ekeler in week 6, who is expected to sneak past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 58.89 rushing yards and 0.37 rushing TD’s in addition to 45.8 receiving yards.

“We have to go out there and take care of business,” Make Origins Great Again coach Greg Stallworth said.

This is the first game between these two franchises in 2021, and is sure to be a epic battle. In the 5-year history of this rivalry, Make Origins Great Again holds a 5-4 all-time series record against The Gremlins.

Opening Line: Make Origins Great Again -10.5

Miggity Mac Daddy (3-3) at TMBGz (5-1)

X-Factors:

Miggity Mac Daddy: Kyler Murray-QB (18.51) / TMBGz: Derrick Henry-RB (21.39)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, 3-3 meet 5-1 at Money Bagz Stadium.

Miggity Mac Daddy were led in week 5 by a 25.20 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the New York Giants defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 2 receiving yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Miggity Mac Daddy can expect a 18.51 point effort from Kyler Murray in week 6, who is expected to get by the Cleveland Browns defense for 248.15 passing yards and 1.6 passing TD in addition to 33.47 rushing yards.

“We have to stretch their defense,” Miggity Mac Daddy coach Joe Misiura said.

TMBGz were led in week 5 by a 37.74 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 411 passing yards and 5 passing TD’s in addition to 13 rushing yards. In addition, D’Andre Swift was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 22.40 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured groin, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, TMBGz can expect a 21.39 point effort from Derrick Henry in week 6, who is expected to beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 120.03 rushing yards and 1.11 rushing TD’s in addition to 11.41 receiving yards.

“Field position will tell the whole story,” TMBGz coach Tee Tabron said.

This is the first game between these two franchises in 2021, and is sure to be a hard-fought struggle.

Opening Line: TMBGz -15.5

Surprise Scorpions (5-1) at Watch Out Lil’ Bitch (2-4)

X-Factors:

Surprise Scorpions: Jalen Hurts-QB (19.13) / Watch Out Lil’ Bitch: Stefon Diggs-WR (18.23)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. contest, the 5-1 meet 2-4 at Lights Out Central Stadium.

The Surprise Scorpions were led in week 5 by a 31.86 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Washington Football Team defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards. With Kamara on bye in week 6, they’ll need to count on their second-string RB to carry the team this week. In addition, Nick Folk was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 17.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured knee, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Surprise Scorpions can expect a 19.13 point effort from Jalen Hurts in week 6, who is expected to get by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 257.39 passing yards and 1.36 passing TD’s in addition to 42.82 rushing yards.

“The battle in the trenches will be the key,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.

Watch Out Lil’ Bitch were led in week 5 by a 31.86 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Washington Football Team defense for 71 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 51 receiving yards. With Kamara on bye in week 6, they’ll need to count on their second-string RB to carry the team this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Watch Out Lil’ Bitch can expect a 18.23 point effort from Stefon Diggs in week 6, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 90 receiving yards and 0.42 receiving TD’s in addition to 0.11 rushing yards.

“We’ve got an intriguing matchup,” Watch Out Lil’ Bitch coach Ronnell Morgan said.

This is the first game between these two franchises in 2021, and is sure to be a hard-fought struggle. In the 2-year history of this rivalry, the all-time series record is tied at one game a piece between these two franchises.

Opening Line: Surprise Scorpions -16.0

Da Bearz (3-3) at The Reapers (2-4)

X-Factors:

Da Bearz: Josh Allen-QB (23.89) / The Reapers: Davante Adams-WR (22.44)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, 3-3 , who hope to end their 3 game losing streak, face off against 2-4 at Gehenna Stadium.

Da Bearz were led in week 5 by a 38.50 point effort from Josh Allen, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 315 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 59 rushing yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Da Bearz can expect a 23.89 point effort from Josh Allen in week 6, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 278.18 passing yards and 2.24 passing TD’s in addition to 33.8 rushing yards.

“We really have to start fast and take it to them,” Da Bearz coach Rob Thomas said.

The Reapers were led in week 5 by a 39.50 point effort from Mike Williams, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 165 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Reapers can expect a 22.44 point effort from Davante Adams in week 6, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 92 receiving yards and 0.89 receiving TD.

“We have to rise to the occasion,” The Reapers coach Larry Mrozowski said.

Opening Line: The Reapers -9.1

House of Cards (1-5) at The Urge to Purge (1-5)

X-Factors:

House of Cards: Austin Ekeler-RB (20.43) / The Urge to Purge: Justin Herbert-QB (17.86)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the 1-5 play 1-5 , who hope to end their 5 game losing streak, at a Nation Reborn Field at Anarchy Stadium.

The House of Cards were led in week 5 by a 36.88 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 442 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 62 rushing yards. In addition, D’Andre Swift was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 22.40 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured groin, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the House of Cards can expect a 20.43 point effort from Austin Ekeler in week 6, who is expected to sneak past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 58.89 rushing yards and 0.37 rushing TD’s in addition to 45.8 receiving yards.

“Turnovers will be the key,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

The Urge to Purge were led in week 5 by a 34.50 point effort from Marquise Brown, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 125 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. In addition, Nick Chubb was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 26.00 points, but he’s listed as out in week 6 due to an injured calf, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Urge to Purge can expect a 17.86 point effort from Justin Herbert in week 6, who is expected to get by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 270.01 passing yards and 2.03 passing TD’s in addition to 13.42 rushing yards.

“Both teams are capable of playing at a high level,” The Urge to Purge coaches Theron K. Shavers Jr. & Jamian Shavers said.

Opening Line: House of Cards -0.6 (Pick ’em)

Second Wave of Games

Beer, Cheese, & Brats (5-1) at Watch Out Lil’ Bitch (2-4)

X-Factors:

Beer, Cheese, & Brats: Derrick Henry-RB (21.39) / Watch Out Lil’ Bitch: Stefon Diggs-WR (18.23)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, 5-1 , who hope to extend their 5 game winning streak, engage 2-4 at Lights Out Central Stadium.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led in week 5 by a 37.74 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 411 passing yards and 5 passing TD’s in addition to 13 rushing yards. In addition, Antonio Gibson was not injured before the start of his week 5 game, and contributed 21.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 6 due to an injured shin, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 21.39 point effort from Derrick Henry in week 6, who is expected to beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 120.03 rushing yards and 1.11 rushing TD’s in addition to 11.41 receiving yards.

“Records can be misleading, they are a good team” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.

“We’ve got a top-tier offense against our first-rate defense — something’s got to give,” Watch Out Lil’ Bitch coach Ronnell Morgan said.

In the 3-year history of this rivalry, Beer, Cheese, & Brats hold a 3-0 all-time series record against Watch Out Lil’ Bitch.

Opening Line: Beer, Cheese, & Brats -36.8

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (4-2) at The Reapers (2-4)

X-Factors:

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Patrick Mahomes-QB (24.68) / The Reapers: Davante Adams-WR (22.44)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, 4-2 play 2-4 , who hope to end their 3 game losing streak, at Gehenna Stadium.

“We have to play with our ears pinned back,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

“We have to leave everything on the field,” The Reapers coach Larry Mrozowski said.

This is the first game between these two franchises in 2021, and is sure to be a hard-fought struggle. In the 3-year history of this rivalry, The Reapers hold a 3-1 all-time series record against Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood.

Opening Line: The Reapers-27.8

Alderaan Wookies (3-3) at Beating Macaque (3-3)

X-Factors:

Alderaan Wookies: Davante Adams-WR (22.44) / Beating Macaque: Patrick Mahomes-QB (24.68)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. event, the 3-3 play 3-3 at Jerky Boys Field at Macaque Stadium.

“We can’t take these guys lightly,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.

“We’ll have to find a way to limit what Davante Adams can do,” Beating Macaque coach Josh Craig said.

Opening Line: Beating Macaque -38.5

The Gremlins (3-3) at NC Titans (0-6)

X-Factors:

The Gremlins: Jonathan Taylor-RB (18.68) / NC Titans: Diontae Johnson-WR (19.03)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, 3-3 play the 0-6 , who hope to end their 6 game losing streak, at Titans Field.

“We’ll have to find a way to contain them,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

“We have to suck it up and play like we’re capable of playing,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

This is the first game between these two franchises in 2021, and is sure to be a classic showdown. In the 3-year history of this rivalry, The Gremlins hold a 3-1 all-time series record against the NC Titans.

Opening Line: The Gremlins -23.7

Miggity Mac Daddy (3-3) at Make Origins Great Again (5-1)

X-Factors:

Miggity Mac Daddy: Kyler Murray-QB (18.51) / Make Origins Great Again: Austin Ekeler-RB (20.43)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, 3-3 challenge 5-1 , who hope to extend their 3 game winning streak, at American Legion Field at M.O.G.A. Stadium.

“There are no easy games in this league,” Miggity Mac Daddy coach Joe Misiura said.

“We have to come out of the locker room fired up,” Make Origins Great Again coach Greg Stallworth said.

Opening Line: Make Origins Great Again -22.4

Game of the Week

Surprise Scorpions (5-1) at TMBGz (5-1)

X-Factors:

Surprise Scorpions: Jalen Hurts-QB (19.13) / TMBGz: Derrick Henry-RB (21.39)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the 5-1 play 5-1 at Money Bagz Stadium.

“We have to take advantage of our opportunities,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.

“Creating turnovers will be the key,” TMBGz coach Tee Tabron said.

This is the first game between these two franchises in 2021, and is sure to be a classic showdown.

Opening Line: TMBGz -11.0

Da Bearz (3-3) at The Urge to Purge (1-5)

X-Factors:

Da Bearz: Josh Allen-QB (23.89).08) / The Urge to Purge: Justin Herbert-QB (17.86)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, 3-3 meet 1-5 , who hope to end their 5 game losing streak, at a Nation Reborn Field at Anarchy Stadium.

“We can’t pay attention to what their saying in the media,” Da Bearz coach Rob Thomas said.

“Their players have been talking trash through the media all week,” The Urge to Purge coaches Theron K. Shavers Jr. & Jamian Shavers said.

Opening Line: Da Bearz -13.1

House of Cards (1-5) at Clam Diggers (3-3)

X-Factors:

House of Cards: Austin Ekeler-RB (20.43) / Clam Diggers: Josh Allen-QB (23.89)

Coming up in a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the 1-5 play the 3-3 , who hope to extend their 3 game winning streak, at Clam Digger Stadium.

“We have to believe in ourselves,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

“We have to dictate the tempo,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

This is the first game between these two franchises in 2021, and is sure to be a classic showdown. In the 2-year history of this rivalry, the all-time series record between these two teams is tied at one game a piece.

Opening Line: House of Cards -0.5 (Pick ’em)

“Lord of the Rings” – The Thursday Morning Quarterback

Published by Tha Commish on October 15, 2021

First Wave of Games

Beer, Cheese, & Brats (5-1) at NC Titans (0-6)

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (4-2) at Beating Macaque (3-3)

Alderaan Wookies (3-3) at Clam Diggers (3-3)