The E.L.S.I.E. Fantasy Times – Sep 17, 2015
Clam Diggers (0-1) at #4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (1-0)
X-Factors:
Clam Diggers: Matt Ryan-QB (17.00)/ I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks: Jamaal Charles-RB (16.80)
The 0-1 Clam Diggers face off against the 1-0 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks at Ample Watts Field.
The Clam Diggers were led in week 1 by a 16.60 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 166 receiving yards. In addition, Luke Kuechly was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an concussion, which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Clam Diggers can expect a 17 point effort from Matt Ryan in week 2, who is expected to beat the New York Giants defense for 310 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“We have to get after it,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led in week 1 by a 25.00 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 9 tackles and 2 QB sacks. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can expect a 16.8 point effort from Jamaal Charles in week 2, who is expected to get by the Denver Broncos defense for 77 rushing yards and 1 rushing TDs in addition to 30 receiving yards.
“We need to turn up the intensity,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The Line: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks -22.3
Dread Pirate Oso (1-0) at JUICE’S and BERRY’s (0-1)
X-Factors:
Dread Pirate Oso: Andrew Luck-QB (16.74) / JUICE’S and BERRY’s: Sam Bradford-QB (10.30)
1-0 Dread Pirate Oso will face off against the 0-1 JUICE’S and BERRY’s in a battle of QB’s at The Arrowhead this week.
Dread Pirate Oso were led in week 1 by a 30.20 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 168 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 14 receiving yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Dread Pirate Oso can expect a 16.74 point effort from Andrew Luck in week 2, who is expected to get by the New York Jets defense for 271 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 19 rushing yards.
“We have to come out of the locker room fired up,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were led in week 1 by a 22.30 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 34 receiving yards. In addition, Andre Ellington was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 11.60 points, but he’s listed as doubtful in week 2 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, JUICE’S and BERRY’s can expect a 10.3 point effort from Sam Bradford in week 2, who is expected to get by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 220 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“There’s no love lost between these two teams,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
The Line: Dread Pirate Oso -34.2
Carolina Hitmen (0-1) at #1 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (1-0)
X-Factors:
Carolina Hitmen: Jimmy Graham-TE (10.80) / Hakeem I Saw I Conquered: DeMarco Murray-RB (17.00)
The 0-1 Carolina Hitmen play the 1-0 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered at Giants Stadium.
The Carolina Hitmen were led in week 1 by a 26.10 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 141 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Carolina Hitmen can expect a 10.8 point effort from Jimmy Graham in week 2, who is expected to sneak past the Green Bay Packers defense for 48 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We have to stretch our defense,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led in week 1 by a 14.00 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 9 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered can expect a 17.2 point effort from DeMarco Murray in week 2, who is expected to get by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 88 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.
“We can’t take these guys lightly,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
The Line: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered -39.7
#2 San Diego Goats (1-0) at Georgia Boy (0-1)
X-Factors:
San Diego Goats: Antonio Brown-WR (17.90) / Georgia Boy: Aaron Rodgers-QB (14.80)
The 1-0 San Diego Goats challenge the 0-1 Georgia Boy at the Georgia Dome.
The San Diego Goats were led in week 1 by a 22.00 point effort from Chris Ivory, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 91 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 9 receiving yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the San Diego Goats can expect a 17.9 point effort from Antonio Brown in week 2, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 98 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’re playing the role of spoilers,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
Georgia Boy were led in week 1 by a 27.40 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 94 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. In addition, DeSean Jackson was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 0.00 points, but he’s listed as out in week 2 due to an injured hamstring , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Georgia Boy can expect a 14.8 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 2, who is expected to get by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 20 rushing yards.
“Both teams are playing at a high level,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
The Line: San Diego Goats -12.8
1010011010 (1-0) at DeSeantourage (0-1)
X-Factors:
1010011010: Drew Brees-QB (16.48) / DeSeantourage: Matt Forte-RB (12.50)
The 1-0 1010011010 challenge the 0-1 DeSeantourage at Ari Gold Stadium.
1010011010 were led in week 1 by a 16.30 point effort from C.J. Mosley, who beat the Denver Broncos offense for 5 tackles. In addition, Reshad Jones was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured hamstring , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, 1010011010 can expect a 16.48 point effort from Drew Brees in week 2, who is expected to beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“We have to play within ourselves,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
DeSeantourage were led in week 1 by a 22.60 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 141 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, DeSeantourage can expect a 12.5 point effort from Matt Fortein week 2, who is expected to get by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 43 receiving yards.
“These two teams don’t like each other,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
The Line: 1010011010 -22.9
I Go Deep (0-1) at BUCKNASTY BOYS (1-0)
X-Factors:
I Go Deep: Odell Beckham Jr-WR (17.10) / BUCKNASTY BOYS: Ben Roethlisberger-QB (16.08)
0-1 I Go Deep challenge the 1-0 BUCKNASTY BOYS at BUCKNASTY Field.
I Go Deep were led in week 1 by a 23.60 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 106 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Go Deep can expect a 17.1 point effort from Odell Beckham in week 2, who is expected to get by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“We have to turn it up a notch,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led in week 1 by a 15.80 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 6 tackles. In addition, Golden Tate was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 5.80 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured quadriceps , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the BUCKNASTY BOYS can expect a 16.08 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger in week 2, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 292 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“We can’t be intimidated,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
The Line: I Go Deep -9.2
Orange Peanuts (0-1) at Beer, Cheese, & Brats (0-1)
X-Factors:
Orange Peanuts: Drew Brees-QB (16.48) / Beer, Cheese, & Brats: Odell Beckham Jr-WR (17.10)
The 0-1 Orange Peanuts will play the 0-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats at Lambeau Field.
Orange Peanuts were led in week 1 by a 14.50 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 355 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Orange Peanuts can expect a 16.48 point effort from Drew Brees in week 2, who is expected to beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“We can’t take these guys lightly,” Orange Peanuts coach Champ Douglas said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led in week 1 by a 15.20 point effort from Clay Matthews, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. In addition, Charles Woodson was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 6.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured shoulder , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 17.1 point effort from Odell Beckham in week 2, who is expected to get by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“We must control the tempo of the game,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
The Line: Orange Peanuts -1.3
The Gremlins (1-0) at #3 Hyde Yo Wife (1-0)
X-Factors:
The Gremlins: Marshawn Lynch-RB (15.90) / Hyde Yo Wife: Antonio Brown-WR (17.90)
The Gremlins 1-0 face off against the 1-0 Hyde Yo Wife at B.o.B. Field.
The Gremlins were led in week 1 by a 23.80 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. In addition, Karlos Dansby was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 8.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured foot , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Gremlins can expect a 15.9 point effort from Marshawn Lynch in week 2, who is expected to get by the Green Bay Packers defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TDs in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“We have to stay hungry,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Hyde Yo Wife were led in week 1 by a 30.20 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 168 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 14 receiving yards. In addition, Julio Jones was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 26.10 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured hamstring , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hyde Yo Wife can expect a 17.9 point effort from Antonio Brown in week 2, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 98 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“On any given day any team is capable of beating another team,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
The Line: The Gremlins -14.6
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (0-1) at NC Titans (0-1)
X-Factors:
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!: Matthew Stafford-QB (14.86) / NC Titans: Andrew Luck-QB (16.74)
The 0-1 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! challenge the 0-1 NC Titans in a battle of QB’s at Titans Field.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were led in week 1 by a 18.00 point effort from Jason Witten, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 60 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. In addition, Andre Ellington was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 11.60 points, but he’s listed as doubtful in week 2 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! can expect a 14.86 point effort from Matthew Stafford in week 2, who is expected to get by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“We must control the tempo of the game,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
The NC Titans were led in week 1 by a 15.90 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 85 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards. In addition, Luke Kuechly was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured concussion , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the NC Titans can expect a 16.74 point effort from Andrew Luck in week 2, who is expected to get by the New York Jets defense for 271 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 19 rushing yards.
“Both teams are playing at a high level,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The Line: Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! -11.6
***Game of the Week***
Surprise Scorpians (1-0) at #5 Fear The CAT (1-0)
X-Factors:
Surprise Scorpians: Jamaal Charles-RB (16.80) / Fear The CAT: Carson Palmer-QB (15.08)
Coming up in a week 2 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown is the Game of the Week between the 1-0 Surprise Scorpians and the 1-0 Fear The CAT team at On the Prowl Stadium.
The Surprise Scorpians were led in week 1 by a 25.62 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 288 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Surprise Scorpians can expect a 16.8 point effort from Jamaal Charles in week 2, who is expected to get by the Denver Broncos defense for 77 rushing yards and 1 rushing TDs in addition to 30 receiving yards.
“When these two teams get together you can throw out their records,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Fear The CAT were led in week 1 by a 27.68 point effort from Carson Palmer, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 307 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. In addition, D’Qwell Jackson was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 8.50points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured toe , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Fear The CAT can expect a 15.08 point effort from Carson Palmer in week 2, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards.
“We should just go out there and have fun,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
The Line: Surprise Scorpians -9.6
Soul Snatchers (1-0) at Phlying High (0-1)
X-Factors:
Soul Snatchers: Marcus Mariota-QB (13.66) / Phlying High: DeMarco Murray-RB (17.20)
The 1-0 Soul Snatchers challenge 0-1 Phlying High at The Linc.
The Soul Snatchers were led in week 1 by a 24.96 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 209 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. In addition, Deone Bucannon was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 6.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured groin , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Soul Snatchers can expect a 13.66 point effort from Marcus Mariota in week 2, who is expected to get by the Cleveland Browns defense for 204 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards.
“We have to take advantage of our opportunities,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
Phlying High were led in week 1 by a 23.60 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 106 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Phlying High can expect a 17.2 point effort from DeMarco Murray in week 2, who is expected to get by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 88 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.
“We’ve got a top-tier offense against a first-rate defense — something’s got to give,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
The Line: Phlying High -12.5
Jamstradamus (0-1) at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (1-0)
X-Factors:
Jamstradamus: Matt Forte-RB (12.50) / Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Aaron Rodgers-QB (14.80)
0-1 Jamstradamus will face off against 1-0 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood at Rodgers Field.
Jamstradamus were led in week 1 by a 22.60 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 141 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards. In addition, T.Y. Hilton was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 8.80 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Jamstradamus can expect a 12.5 point effort from Matt Forte in week 2, who is expected to get by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 43 receiving yards.
“We have to come together as a team,”Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led in week 1 by a 23.06 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 189 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 35 rushing yards. In addition, Reshad Jones was not injured before the start of his week 1 game, and contributed 12.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 2 due to an injured hamstring , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood can expect a 14.8 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 2, who is expected to get by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 20 rushing yards.
“On any given day any team is capable of beating another team,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The Line: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood -20.3
