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**COMMISSIONER’S NOTE**
Double Headers Scoring Glitch
We are officially at the half way mark of the season going into the week 8 double headers and the original Double Headers Scoring Glitch will be in effect again this weekend. I will have to adjust the scores AFTER all of the Week 8 games are played. Like before, I will contact any owner/coaches going into the Monday night game that the scoring adjustments may affect the outcome of the game. In week 4, this scoring glitch only affected one of the twenty-four games played so I’m hoping for more of the same this weekend. You can read the original Double Headers Scoring Glitch post here.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race
Ten games will be in the bag with six games remaining on the schedule after this weekend (remember, we have one more double header weekend coming up in week 12), and as always The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race will be posted. This post will display the current playoff teams if the playoffs started that week and will be featured during The Post Game Buzz. It will also show the teams that are on the bubble and more. So Let’s Get To It!!!
**Week 7 Recaps**
1010011010 Hands I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks First Loss of 2015
Difference Maker:
1010011010’s Malcolm Smith-LB (25.10 pts)
1010011010 squeaked by top ranked I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks by a score of 152.00 to 145.38, silencing a hostile crowd of 66,653 at Ample Watts Field and handing them their first loss of the season.
1010011010 were led to their 6.62 point victory by a 25.10 point effort from Malcolm Smith, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 11 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 23.80 point effort from Reshad Jones, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception.
“It was a workman-like effort,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.00 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 6 tackles and 2 QB sacks. With this performance, Watt was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 7. They also got help from a 16.40 point effort from Tyrann Mathieu, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 7 tackles.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Causing further embarrassment, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks could have scored 163.62 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Jackson left key players like Brian Hoyer and his corresponding 16.92 points on the bench.
This brings the record for 1010011010 to 6-2, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 7-1.
Coming up in week 8, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 5-3 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 32.6-point underdog, while 0-8 Georgia Boy are at 1010011010, where 1010011010 are an early 1.4-point favorite. In the second wave of games, 6-2 Dread Pirate Oso are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 7.4-point favorite, while 1010011010 are at the 3-5 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 2.3-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Slam Winless Georgia Boy
Difference Maker:
Clam Diggers’ Lamar Miller-RB (39.60 pts)
The Clam Diggers slammed a winless Georgia Boy team by a score of 164.84 to 62.40, extending the losing streak for Georgia Boy to 8 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 102.44 point victory by a 39.60 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 175 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 61 receiving yards. With this performance, Miller was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 17.10 point effort from Doug Martin, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 136 rushing yards in addition to 35 receiving yards.
“We took them out of their game,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Georgia Boy were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.80 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New York Jets defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Gronkowski was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 7. They also got help from a 10.30 point effort from Lawrence Timmons, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs offense for 7 tackles.
“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 3-5, and drops Georgia Boy to a record of 0-8.
Coming up in week 8, Georgia Boy are at 6-2 1010011010, where 1010011010 are an early 1.4-point favorite, while the Clam Diggers are at 1-7 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 2.2-point underdog. In the second wave of games, the Clam Diggers are at 4-4 JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 18.6-point underdog, while the 5-3 Carolina Hitmen are at Georgia Boy, where Georgia Boy are an early 10.6-point underdog.
Dread Pirate Oso Outlast Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker:
Dread Pirate Oso’ Andrew Luck-QB (23.02 pts)
Dread Pirate Oso outlasted a tough Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 158.72 to 147.60, extending the winning streak for Dread Pirate Oso to 3 games.
Dread Pirate Oso were led to their 11.12 point victory by a 23.02 point effort from Andrew Luck, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 333 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 27 rushing yards. With this performance, Luck was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 17.80 point effort from Eric Kendricks, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles.
“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.00 point effort from Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 2 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Rodgers-Cromartie was the number 1 ranked defensive cornerback for week 7. They also got help from a 24.50 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 59 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 66 receiving yards.
“We beat ourselves,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for Dread Pirate Oso to 6-2, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 5-3.
Coming up in week 8, 5-3 DeSeantourage are at Dread Pirate Oso, where Dread Pirate Oso are an early 4.6-point underdog, while Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the 3-5 BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 16.7-point underdog. In the second wave of games, Dread Pirate Oso are at 7-1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 7.4-point favorite, while the 4-4 San Diego Goats are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 22.1-point favorite.
DeSeantourage Gets Comeback Win Over San Diego Goats
Difference Maker:
DeSeantourage’s Todd Gurley-RB (28.30 pts)
DeSeantourage managed to comeback against the San Diego Goats by a score of 130.34 to 129.56, extending the winning streak for DeSeantourage to 3 games.
DeSeantourage were led to their 0.78 point victory by a 28.30 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 128 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 35 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 20.44 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 336 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.
“This team is resilient, they always seem to find a way to win,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
The San Diego Goats were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.80 point effort from Jarvis Landry, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 83 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Landry was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 22.10 point effort from Danny Woodhead, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 26 rushing yards in addition to 75 receiving yards.
“My hat’s off to them,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
Compounding the issue, the San Diego Goats could have scored 149.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chad Kutzke left key players like Ryan Mathews and his corresponding 20.10 points on the bench.
This brings the record for DeSeantourage to 5-3, and drops the San Diego Goats to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, San Diego Goats are at 4-4 JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 8.2-point favorite, while DeSeantourage are at 6-2 Dread Pirate Oso, where Dread Pirate Oso are an early 4.6-point underdog. In the second wave of games, the San Diego Goats are at 5-3 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 22.1-point favorite, while 1-7 I Go Deep are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 22.1-point favorite.
BUCKNASTY BOYS Make JUICE’S and BERRY’s Pay
Difference Maker:
BUCKNASTY BOYS’ Michael Bennett-DL (21.30 pts)
The BUCKNASTY BOYS took down JUICE’S and BERRY’s 104.30 to 80.74, behind the support of 65,153 faithful fans at BUCKNASTY Field.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led to their 23.56 point victory by a 21.30 point effort from Michael Bennett, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles and 3.5 QB sacks. With this performance, Bennett was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 7. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.00 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 11.74 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“Our defense was a non-factor,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
Causing further embarrassment, JUICE’S and BERRY’s could have scored 132.14 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Monte Johnson left key players like T.Y. Hilton and his corresponding 30.00 points on the bench.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 3-5, and drops JUICE’S and BERRY’s to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, the 4-4 San Diego Goats are at JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 8.2-point favorite, while 5-3 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 16.7-point underdog. In the second wave of games, the 3-5 Clam Diggers are at JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 18.6-point underdog, while 6-2 1010011010 are at the BUCKNASTY BOYS, where the BUCKNASTY BOYS are an early 2.3-point underdog.
Carolina Hitmen Shoot Down I Go Deep
Difference Maker:
Carolina Hitmen’s Telvin Smith-LB (27.10 pts)
The Carolina Hitmen shot down I Go Deep by a score of 154.50 to 132.68, extending the losing streak for I Go Deep to 3 games.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 21.82 point victory by a 27.10 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 1 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 26.70 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 355 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards.
“The important thing is that we won, now we need to build off of this win” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.58 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 282 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Tannehill was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 23.40 point effort from Mike Evans, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 164 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 5-3, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 1-7.
Coming up in week 8, 7-1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 32.6-point underdog, while the 3-5 Clam Diggers are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 2.2-point underdog. In the second wave of games, the Carolina Hitmen are at 0-8 Georgia Boy, where Georgia Boy are an early 10.6-point underdog, while I Go Deep are at 5-3 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 22.1-point favorite.
Soul Snatchers Hammer Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Difference Maker:
Soul Snatchers’ Telvin Smith-LB (27.10 pts)
The Soul Snatchers hammered Beer, Cheese, & Brats by a score of 201.56 to 133.82, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,267 at Lambeau Field.
The Soul Snatchers were led to their 67.74 point victory by a 27.10 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 1 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 24.86 point effort from Derek Carr, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 289 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards.
“We played our hearts out,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.10 point effort from Malcolm Smith, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 11 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 7. They also got help from a 21.30 point effort from Michael Bennett, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles and 3.5 QB sacks.
“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
This brings the record for the Soul Snatchers to 5-3, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 1-7 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, where Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are an early 20.1-point underdog, while 5-3 Fear The CAT are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 1.5-point underdog. In the second wave of games, 6-2 The Gremlins are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 30-point favorite, while the Soul Snatchers are at 5-3 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 16.0-point underdog.
Orange Peanuts Impact Fear On Fear The CAT
Difference Maker:
Orange Peanuts’ Arian Foster-RB (24.50 pts)
Orange Peanuts impact fear on Fear The CAT by a score of 176.90 to 106.60, extending the winning streak for Orange Peanuts to 3 games.
Orange Peanuts were led to their 70.30 point victory by a 24.50 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 59 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 66 receiving yards. With this performance, Foster was the number 3 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 17.70 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 9 rushing yards.
“We did our jobs this week,” Orange Peanuts coach Champ Douglas said.
Fear The CAT were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.20 point effort from Carson Palmer, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 275 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.50 point effort from John Brown, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 65 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
This brings the record for Orange Peanuts to 4-4, and drops Fear The CAT to a record of 5-3.
Coming up in week 8, Fear The CAT are at the 5-3 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 1.5-point underdog, while Orange Peanuts are at 3-5 Jamstradamus, where Jamstradamus are an early 9.0-point underdog. In the second wave of games, Orange Peanuts are at 4-4 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 20.1-point favorite, while 1-7 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are at Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 14.5-point favorite.
The Gremlins Embarrass Winless NC Titans
Difference Maker:
The Gremlins’ Ryan Tannehill-QB (29.58 pts)
The Gremlins embarrassed a winless NC Titans team by a score of 178.18 to 98.68, extending the losing streak for the NC Titans to 8 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 79.50 point victory by a 29.58 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 282 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Tannehill was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 28.30 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 128 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 35 receiving yards.
“This team shows a lot of poise,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.80 point effort from Mark Ingram, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 143 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards. With this performance, Ingram was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 12.00 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 8 tackles.
“They’ve had our number all season,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 6-2, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 0-8.
Coming up in week 8, 4-4 Phlying High are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 12.7-point underdog, while the NC Titans are at the 5-3 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 1.8-point favorite. In the second wave of games, The Gremlins are at 4-4 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 30-point favorite, while the 6-2 Surprise Scorpians are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 32.2-point underdog.
Surprise Scorpians Ground Phlying High
Difference Maker:
Surprise Scorpians’ Tom Brady-QB (26.70 pts)
The Surprise Scorpians ground Phlying High 165.50 to 66.44, behind the support of 66,335 faithful fans at Scorpian Dome.
The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 99.06 point victory by a 26.70 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the New York Jets defense for 355 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 6 tackles and 2.0 sacked a qb.
“I’m happy with our execution,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Phlying High were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.44 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 336 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 14.20 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 2 tackles and 2 QB sacks.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 6-2, and drops Phlying High to a record of 4-4.
Coming up in week 8, the Surprise Scorpians are at 4-4 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 14.4-point favorite, while Phlying High are at 6-2 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 12.7-point underdog. In the second wave of games, the Surprise Scorpians are at the 0-8 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 32.2-point underdog, while 3-5 Jamstradamus are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 10.0-point underdog.
Hyde Yo Wife Wrecks Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker:
Hyde Yo Wife’s Jarvis Landry-WR (23.80 pts)
Hyde Yo Wife wrecks Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood 169.28 to 117.88, extending the winning streak for Hyde Yo Wife to 3 games.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 51.40 point victory by a 23.80 point effort from Jarvis Landry, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 83 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Landry was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 17.10 point effort from Doug Martin, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 136 rushing yards in addition to 35 receiving yards.
“It was a total team effort,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.80 point effort from Reshad Jones, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 7. They also got help from a 14.10 point effort from Cliff Avril, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 4 tackles and 1.5 sacked a qb.
“We beat ourselves,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 4-4, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 5-3.
Coming up in week 8, the 6-2 Surprise Scorpians are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 14.4-point favorite, while the 0-8 NC Titans are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 1.8-point favorite. In the second wave of games, 4-4 Orange Peanuts are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 20.1-point favorite, while the 5-3 Soul Snatchers are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 16.0-point underdog.
Jamstradamus Edges Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! In Low Scoring Game
Difference Maker:
Jamstradamus’ Stephen Gostkowski-PK (12.00 pts)
Jamstradamus edged out Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! by a score of 83.80 to 74.94, extending the winning streak for Jamstradamus to 3 games.
Jamstradamus were led to their 8.86 point victory by a 12.00 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who beat the New York Jets defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 5 ranked place kicker for week 7. They also got help from a 8.00 point effort from Chandler Jones, who beat the New York Jets offense for 3 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“This team has finally learned how to win,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.60 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 86 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 11.74 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
Adding salt to the wound, Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! could have scored 113.24 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Hagerman left key players like Ryan Mathews and his corresponding 20.10 points on the bench.
Jamstradamus took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 7.
This brings the record for Jamstradamus to 3-5, and drops Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! to a record of 1-7.
Coming up in week 8, 4-4 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, where Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are an early 20.1-point underdog, while 4-4 Orange Peanuts are at Jamstradamus, where Jamstradamus are an early 9.0-point underdog. In the second wave of games, Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are at 5-3 Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 14.5-point favorite, while Jamstradamus are at 4-4 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 10.0-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Heading Into Week 8
1.Dread Pirate Oso (6-2)
2.1010011010 (6-2)
3.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (7-1)
4.The Gremlins (6-2)
5.Surprised Scorpians (6-2)
**Power Rankings**
Heading Into Week 8
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (50.28)
2.Surprise Scorpians (43.68)
3.Dread Pirate Oso (42.77)
4.The Gremlins (41.38)
5.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (40.31)
6.Hyde Yo Wife (38.14)
7.1010011010 (36.75)
8.Orange Peanuts (36.11)
9.Soul Snatchers (35.93)
10.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (34.66)
11.Beer, Cheese, & Brats (34.27)
12.San Diego Goats (33.43)
13.Fear The CAT (33.22)
14.DeSeantourage (32.32)
15.Carolina Hitmen (30.88)
16.JUICE’S and BERRY’s (30.17)
17.Phlying High (28.80)
18.Jamstradamus (28.48)
19.BUCKNASTY BOYS (26.19)
20.Clam Diggers (25.64)
21.Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (24.68)
22.I Go Deep (21.77)
23.Georgia Boy (21.57)
24.NC Titans (16.07)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
As we get another week further into our season, another owner/coach has been eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island. This week, owner/coach Jimmie Lewis and his Georgia Boy franchise have been eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island with a low fantasy point total of 62.40. Mr. Jimmie Lewis, we salute you…
Only 14 owner/coaches remain on E.L.S.I.E. Island and next week, four of those owner/coaches will be voted off the island in this weeks Double Header Weekend!
- Week 7 Elimination:
Georgia Boy, coached by Jimmie Lewis - Week 6 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 5 Elimination:
Fear The CAT, coached by Billy Hewitt - Week 4 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 4 Elimination:
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, coached by Joshua Hagerman - Week 4 Elimination:
DeSeantourage, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 4 Elimination:
Orange Peanuts, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 1 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
**Bounties & Fines**
*Bounties Earn – $5.00*
“Snickers Award”, The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Lamar Miller-RB (39.60 fantasy pts)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: None (The Gremlins did not start Lamar Miller)
“Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week – Kawann Short-DL (27.20 fantasy pts)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week.
Origins: Clam Diggers – (164.84 fantasy pts)
Legends: Soul Snatchers – (201.56 fantasy pts)
“Monster Award” – Best Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
This bounty will be removed for the remainder of the season as the point totals are not computing as they should be. Bounties earned through the season from this award will be honored for the end of the year balances.
*Fines Accessed – (-$5.00)*
“Hindsight Award”, aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench.
Origins: JUICE’S and BERRY’s – (59.70 fantasy pts)
Legends: Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! – (63.20 fantasy pts)
“Dunce Award” – Biggest Roster Mistake of the Week.
Origins: JUICE’S and BERRY’s – T.Y. Hilton (30.00 fantasy pts on the bench)
Legends: The Gremlins – Lamar Miller (39.60 fantasy pts on the bench)
“Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week.
Origins: San Diego Goats – (0.78 fantasy pts)
Legends: Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! – (8.86 fantasy pts)
“Doormat Award” – Worse Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
This fine will be removed for the remainder of the season as the point totals are not computing as it should be. Fines accessed through the season from this award will not be deducted from the end of the year balances.
