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1st Wave of Games…
Feeling Green Handles Yonce’s Divas
Difference Maker: Patrick Mahomes-QB (24.02 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Feeling Green beat a strong Yonce’s Divas team by a score of 175.47 to 147.89, extending the winning streak for Feeling Green to 3 games.
Feeling Green were led to their 27.58 point victory by a 24.02 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 303 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 20.40 point effort from Antonio Brown, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 74 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Yonce’s Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.36 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 239 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. They also got help from a 17.65 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 7-3, and drops Yonce’s Divas Divas to a record of 4-6.
Coming up in week 9, 3-7 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 5.7-point underdog, while 2-8 Breakin Tackles are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 23.2-point favorite.
Team Supreme Conquers Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: Carlos Dunlap-DL (21.35 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Team Supreme beat a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 171.03 to 149.07, silencing a hostile crowd of 73,162 at Giants Stadium.
Team Supreme were led to their 21.96 point victory by a 21.35 point effort from Carlos Dunlap, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Dunlap was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 8. They also got help from a 20.44 point effort from Tarik Cohen, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 70 receiving yards.
“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.25 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 7 tackles. With this performance, Martinez was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 8. They also got help from a 18.40 point effort from Chris Carson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Compounding the issue, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered could have scored 185.03 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brian Liotta left key players like Lorenzo Alexander and his corresponding 22.55 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Team Supreme to 5-5, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 4-6 Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 5.7-point underdog, while 8-2 The Urge to Purge are at Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 22.0-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Blast Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: Joe Mixon-RB (25.80 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Clam Diggers beat a strong Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 180.20 to 118.92, extending the losing streak for Bawse Hog Nuts to 7 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 61.28 point victory by a 25.80 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 123 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, Mixon was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 20.40 point effort from Will Fuller, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 124 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We played our hearts out,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.50 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.90 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“I don’t want to point fingers, we just didn’t get it done today” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 8-2, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, the Clam Diggers are at 4-6 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 26.8-point underdog, while Bawse Hog Nuts are at 6-4 Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 1.7-point underdog.
I Go Deep Blows Past Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Mike Evans-WR (25.90 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, I Go Deep beat a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 153.75 to 129.13, extending the losing streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 8 games.
I Go Deep were led to their 24.62 point victory by a 25.90 point effort from Mike Evans, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 179 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Evans was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 24.60 point effort from Jessie Bates, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.20 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 82 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hopkins was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Marquise Goodwin, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 55 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 4-6, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 1-9.
Coming up in week 9, 4-6 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 7.2-point underdog, while the 8-2 Clam Diggers are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 26.8-point underdog.
The Urge to Purge Break Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Todd Gurley-RB (27.50 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Urge to Purge beat a strong Breakin Tackles team by a score of 181.96 to 143.11, silencing a hostile crowd of 67,295 at The Barn.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 38.85 point victory by a 27.50 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 114 rushing yards in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 3 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 23.90 point effort from Jordan Hicks, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 8 tackles.
“We took them out of their game,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.96 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 219 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 52 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 17.35 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 8-2, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 2-8.
Coming up in week 9, Breakin Tackles are at 7-3 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 23.2-point favorite, while The Urge to Purge are at 5-5 Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 22.0-point underdog.
Our Gordon Savior Outgun I Got Sacks
Difference Maker: James Connor-RB (49.80 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Our Gordon Savior beat a strong I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 227.45 to 204.53, silencing a hostile crowd of 66,272 at Sacks City Center. With their 229.45 points, Our Gordon Savior is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Our Gordon Savior were led to their 24.93 point victory by a 49.80 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 146 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 66 receiving yards. With this performance, Conner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 27.60 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards.
“We knew this would be no cakewalk,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.15 point effort from Devin McCourty, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 2 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, McCourty was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 8. They also got help from a 19.30 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 133 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“We didn’t get the job done,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 21 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 6-4, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 4-6.
Coming up in week 9, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 1-9 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 7.2-point underdog, while 3-7 Bawse Hog Nuts are at Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 1.7-point underdog.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Edge Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Matt Ioannidis-DL (22.35 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood edged a tough Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 159.05 to 159.03, behind the support of 72,335 faithful fans at Rodgers Field.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 0.02 point victory by a 22.35 point effort from Matt Ioannidis, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2.5 QB sacks. With this performance, Ioannidis was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 8. They also got help from a 21.90 point effort from Mitchell Trubisky, who got by the New York Jets defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 51 rushing yards.
“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.90 point effort from Marlon Mack, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Mack was the number 4 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 20.40 point effort from Antonio Brown, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 74 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“We only have to look in the mirror,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Compounding the issue, Hyde Yo Wife could have scored 192.95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Greg Stallworth left key players like Shawn Williams and his corresponding 20.90 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 5-5, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 2-8.
Coming up in week 9, the 5-5 NC Titans are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 24.4-point underdog, while the 6-4 Surprise Scorpions are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 1.2-point favorite.
The Gremlins Take Down NC Titans
Difference Maker: Todd Gurley-RB (27.50 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, The Gremlins beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 165.94 to 138.33, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 9 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 27.61 point victory by a 27.50 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 114 rushing yards in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 3 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 23.90 point effort from Jordan Hicks, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 8 tackles.
“It was a workman-like effort,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.70 point effort from Sammy Watkins, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 107 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Watkins was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 17.35 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 9-1, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 5-5.
Coming up in week 9, the NC Titans are at 5-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 24.4-point underdog, while 8-2 Fournettecation are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 35.4-point favorite.
Alderaan Wookies Annihilate Smoked Salmons
Difference Maker: Deshaun Watson-QB (33.96 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Alderaan Wookies annihilated a hapless Smoked Salmons team by a score of 271.02 to 123.78, extending the winning streak for the Alderaan Wookies to 3 games. With their 271.02 points, the Alderaan Wookies is now the proud record-holder of the 1st-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 147.24 point victory by a 33.96 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 239 passing yards and 5 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 33.20 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 146 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 66 receiving yards.
“This team showed a lot of poise,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.96 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 219 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 52 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Phillip Lindsay, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 95 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 17 receiving yards.
“He always has his team ready to play,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 7-3, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, the Alderaan Wookies are at the 3-7 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 4.1-point underdog, while the Smoked Salmons are at the 3-7 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 67.5-point favorite.
Carnival of Pain Bring Down House of Cards
Difference Maker: Adrian Peterson-RB (27.60 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Carnival of Pain beat a strong House of Cards team by a score of 177.92 to 129.61, extending the losing streak for the House of Cards to 5 games.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 48.31 point victory by a 27.60 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 21.42 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 248 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 15 rushing yards.
“This team showed a lot of character,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.66 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 359 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.50 point effort from Peyton Barber, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 85 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“Give them all the credit,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 6-4, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, 8-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 26.5-point favorite, while the 7-3 Alderaan Wookies are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 4.1-point underdog.
Surprise Scorpions Hammer Fournettecation
Difference Maker: Mike Evans-WR (25.90 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Surprise Scorpions beat a strong Fournettecation team by a score of 184.89 to 155.47, behind the support of 74,305 faithful fans at AlcoholicA Stadium.
The Surprise Scorpions were led to their 29.42 point victory by a 25.90 point effort from Mike Evans, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 179 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Evans was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 23.70 point effort from Marvin Jones, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 117 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“It was a total team effort,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
Fournettecation were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.05 point effort from D.J. Swearinger, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Swearinger was the number 3 ranked defensive safety for week 8. They also got help from a 23.25 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 7 tackles.
“I’m really proud of our effort,” Surprise Scorpions coach C.J. Jensen said.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpions to 6-4, and drops Fournettecation to a record of 8-2.
Coming up in week 9, the Surprise Scorpions are at 2-8 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 1.2-point favorite, while Fournettecation are at 9-1 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 35.4-point favorite.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Take Down BendTheKnee
Difference Maker: Jessie Bates-DB (24.60 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Beer, Cheese, & Brats squeaked by a tough BendTheKnee team by a score of 194.20 to 174.49, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 3 games.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 19.71 point victory by a 24.60 point effort from Jessie Bates, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Bates was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 8. They also got help from a 19.60 point effort from Tyler Boyd, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We took down the defending world champs,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.80 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 123 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, Mixon was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 21.36 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 239 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
Adding salt to the wound, BendTheKnee could have scored 196.67 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Laurence Sta Ines left key players like Patrick Mahomes and his corresponding 24.02 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 8-2, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 6-4 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 26.5-point favorite, while the 3-7 Smoked Salmons are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 67.5-point favorite.
The Double Headers…
Surprise Scorpions Top Team Supreme
Difference Maker: Mike Evans-WR (25.90 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Surprise Scorpions squeaked by a tough Team Supreme team by a score of 184.89 to 171.03, behind the support of 73,448 faithful fans at AlcoholicA Stadium.
The Surprise Scorpions were led to their 13.86 point victory by a 25.90 point effort from Mike Evans, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 179 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Evans was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 23.70 point effort from Marvin Jones, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 117 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“It was a hard-fought contest,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
Team Supreme were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.35 point effort from Carlos Dunlap, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Dunlap was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 8. They also got help from a 20.44 point effort from Tarik Cohen, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 70 receiving yards.
“We didn’t get the job done,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpions to 6-4, and drops Team Supreme to a record of 5-5.
Coming up in week 9, 8-2 The Urge to Purge are at Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 22.0-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpions are at 2-8 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 1.2-point favorite.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Squeak Past House of Cards
Difference Maker: Blake Martinez-LB (23.25 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered squeaked by a tough House of Cards team by a score of 142.07 to 136.61, extending the losing streak for the House of Cards to 5 games.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 5.46 point victory by a 23.25 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 7 tackles. With this performance, Martinez was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 8. They also got help from a 18.40 point effort from Chris Carson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 19 receiving yards.
“This team has finally learned how to win,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.66 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 359 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.50 point effort from Peyton Barber, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 85 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“Our defense didn’t show up today,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 3-7, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 4-6 Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 5.7-point underdog, while the 7-3 Alderaan Wookies are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 4.1-point underdog.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Kill Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Matt Ioannidis-DL (22.35 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood beat a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 159.05 to 128.51, extending the losing streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 8 games.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 30.54 point victory by a 22.35 point effort from Matt Ioannidis, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2.5 QB sacks. With this performance, Ioannidis was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 8. They also got help from a 21.90 point effort from Mitchell Trubisky, who got by the New York Jets defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 51 rushing yards.
“A win is a win,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.20 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 82 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hopkins was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 13.50 point effort from Marquise Goodwin, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 55 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We beat ourselves,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 5-5, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 1-9.
Coming up in week 9, 4-6 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 7.2-point underdog, while the 5-5 NC Titans are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 24.4-point underdog.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Get Past The Urge to Purge
Difference Maker: Jessie Bates-DB (24.60 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Beer, Cheese, & Brats squeaked by a tough The Urge to Purge team by a score of 194.15 to 181.96, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 3 games.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 12.19 point victory by a 24.60 point effort from Jessie Bates, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Bates was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 8. They also got help from a 19.60 point effort from Tyler Boyd, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 138 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They disrespected us this week to the media,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Urge to Purge were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.50 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 114 rushing yards in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 3 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 23.90 point effort from Jordan Hicks, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 8 tackles.
“We had them right where we wanted them and let them slip away…,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The Urge to Purge drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 8-2, and drops The Urge to Purge to a record of 8-2.
Coming up in week 9, The Urge to Purge are at 5-5 Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 22.0-point underdog, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 6-4 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 26.5-point favorite.
Alderaan Wookies Destroy Yonce’s Divas
Difference Maker: Deshaun Watson-QB (33.96 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Alderaan Wookies destroyed a hapless Yonce’s Divas team by a score of 268.75 to 148.84, extending the winning streak for the Alderaan Wookies to 3 games. With their 260.80 points, the Alderaan Wookies is now the proud record-holder of the 1st-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 112.91 point victory by a 33.96 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 239 passing yards and 5 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 33.20 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 146 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 66 receiving yards.
“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
Yonce’s Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.36 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 239 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. They also got help from a 17.65 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“Turnovers killed us,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 7-3, and drops Yonce’s Divas to a record of 4-6.
Coming up in week 9, 3-7 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 5.7-point underdog, while the Alderaan Wookies are at the 3-7 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 4.1-point underdog.
Our Gordon Savior Slay BendTheKnee
Difference Maker: James Connor-RB (49.80 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Our Gordon Savior beat a strong BendTheKnee team by a score of 227.45 to 175.01, silencing a hostile crowd of 68,472 at The Game of Thrones Dome. With their 229.45 points, Our Gordon Savior is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Our Gordon Savior were led to their 52.44 point victory by a 49.80 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 146 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 66 receiving yards. With this performance, Conner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 27.60 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards.
“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.80 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 123 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, Mixon was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 21.36 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 239 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“They caught us on an off night,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 6-4, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, 3-7 Bawse Hog Nuts are at Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 1.7-point underdog, while the 3-7 Smoked Salmons are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 67.5-point favorite.
Hyde Yo Wife Smash Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: Marlon Mack-RB (26.90 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Hyde Yo Wife beat a strong Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 165.58 to 125.92, extending the losing streak for Bawse Hog Nuts to 7 games.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 39.66 point victory by a 26.90 point effort from Marlon Mack, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Mack was the number 4 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 20.40 point effort from Antonio Brown, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 74 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“It feels great to get this win,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.50 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 295 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.90 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“I’m not going to point fingers, we just didn’t do our jobs today” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 2-8, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, Bawse Hog Nuts are at 6-4 Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 1.7-point underdog, while the 6-4 Surprise Scorpions are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 1.2-point favorite.
The Gremlins Outpace I Go Deep
Difference Maker: Todd Gurley-RB (27.50 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, The Gremlins squeaked by a tough I Go Deep team by a score of 165.94 to 153.75, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 9 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 12.19 point victory by a 27.50 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 114 rushing yards in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 3 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 23.90 point effort from Jordan Hicks, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 8 tackles.
“This team showed a lot of resiliency,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.90 point effort from Mike Evans, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 179 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Evans was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 24.60 point effort from Jessie Bates, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“They ate our lunch,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 9-1, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 4-6.
Coming up in week 9, the 8-2 Clam Diggers are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 26.8-point underdog, while 8-2 Fournettecation are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 35.4-point favorite.
Feeling Green Hammers NC Titans
Difference Maker: Patrick Mahomes-QB (24.02 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Feeling Green beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 191.07 to 131.33, extending the winning streak for Feeling Green to 3 games.
Feeling Green were led to their 59.74 point victory by a 24.02 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 303 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 20.40 point effort from Antonio Brown, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 74 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.70 point effort from Sammy Watkins, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 107 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Watkins was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 17.35 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“They out-coached us,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 7-3, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 5-5.
Coming up in week 9, 2-8 Breakin Tackles are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 23.2-point favorite, while the NC Titans are at 5-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 24.4-point underdog.
I Got Sacks Smoke Smoked Salmons
Difference Maker: Devin McCourty-DB (40.73 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks smoked a hapless Smoked Salmons team by a score of 204.53 to 123.78, extending the losing streak for the Smoked Salmons to 3 games.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 80.75 point victory by a 40.73 point effort from Devin McCourty, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 2 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, McCourty was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 8. They also got help from a 19.30 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 133 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“This win was no fluke,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.96 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 219 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 52 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Phillip Lindsay, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 95 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 17 receiving yards.
“They caught us on an off night,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 4-6, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 3-7.
Coming up in week 9, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 1-9 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 7.2-point underdog, while the Smoked Salmons are at 3-7 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 67.5-point favorite.
Clam Diggers Edge Carnival of Pain
Difference Maker: Joe Mixon-RB (25.80 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Clam Diggers edged a tough Carnival of Pain team by a score of 180.20 to 177.92, behind the support of 72,866 faithful fans at Clam Digger Stadium.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 2.28 point victory by a 25.80 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 123 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, Mixon was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 20.40 point effort from Will Fuller, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 124 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.60 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 21.42 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 248 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 15 rushing yards.
“We just couldn’t finish it out at the end…,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Carnival of Pain could have scored 187.47 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. left key players like Lorenzo Alexander and his corresponding 22.55 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 8-2, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 6-4.
Coming up in week 9, the Clam Diggers are at 4-6 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 26.8-point underdog, while 8-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 26.5-point favorite.
Fournettecation Slips Past Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: D.J. Swearinger-DB (24.05 pts)
In a week 8 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Fournettecation slipped past a tough Breakin Tackles team by a score of 155.09 to 143.11, silencing a hostile crowd of 66,585 at The Barn.
Fournettecation were led to their 11.98 point victory by a 24.05 point effort from D.J. Swearinger, who beat the New York Giants offense for 4 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Swearinger was the number 3 ranked defensive safety for week 8. They also got help from a 23.25 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 7 tackles.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.96 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 219 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 52 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 17.35 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 2 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Adding salt to the wound, Breakin Tackles could have scored 169.96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chris Butler left key players like Sammy Watkins and his corresponding 22.70 points on the bench.
Fournettecation took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 15 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 8.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 8-2, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 2-8.
Coming up in week 9, Breakin Tackles are at 7-3 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 23.2-point favorite, while Fournettecation are at 9-1 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 35.4-point favorite.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Based Off of Record & Power Rank…
1. The Gremlins (9-1)
2. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (8-2)
3. Clam Diggers (8-2)
4. The Urge to Purge (8-2)
5. Fournettecation (8-2)
Honorable Mention – Feeling Green (7-3)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
The Smoked Salmons (123.78), the Carolina Hitmen (128.51), Breakin Tackles (143.11) & Fournettecation (155.09), were all eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest totals for this week. To Mr. Mrozowski, Mr. Morgan, Mr. Butler & Mr. Jensen, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 8 Elimination:
Fournettecation, coached by C.J. Jensen - Week 8 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler - Week 8 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 8 Elimination:
Smoked Salmons, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 7 Elimination:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta - Week 6 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 5 Elimination:
Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott - Week 4 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines - Week 4 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 4 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 3 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 2 Elimination:
Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako - Week 1 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Beer, Cheese, & Brats and the House of Cards topped everyone in week 8 with 101 points as Beer, Cheese, & Brats climb to 5th place in the standings and the House of Cards remain in 2nd place in the standing. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (99 pts) and Hyde Yo Wife (97 pts) round out the top three for the week…
1. Surprise Scorpions (702)
2. House of Cards (680)
3. Hyde Yo Wife (666)
4. Alderaan Wookies (657)
5. The Urge to Purge (656)
6. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (648)
7. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (646)
8. Carnival of Pain (645)
9. Breakin Tackles (630)
10. Fournettecation (612)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Deshaun Watson-QB (33.96 fantasy points)
Origins: None, Team Supreme did not start Watson
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Jordan Evans (27.20 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Our Gordon Savior (227.45)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (271.02)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (80.75)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (147.24)
“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week
Origins: Our Gordon Savior (James Connor-RB; 16.60 Bonus Points)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (Mitchell Trubisky-QB; 10.95 Bonus Points)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – James Connor (33.20)
Origins: Our Gordon Savior
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Mike Evans (25.90)
Origins: I Go Deep
Legends: Surprise Scorpions
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Travis Kelce (15.40)
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Josh Lambo (16.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Matt Ioannidis (22.35)
Origins: None
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Devin McCourty (27.15)
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (11.98)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (0.02)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Yonce’s Divas (119.91)
Legends: Smoked Salmons (147.24)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts (118.92)
Legends: Smoked Salmons (123.78)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Breakin Tackles – Started JuJu Smith-Schuster-WR (4.80) while being out performed by Sammy Watkins (22.70)
Legends: BendTheKnee – Started Danielle Hunter-DL (4.25) while being out performed by Carlos Dunlap-DL (21.35)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Yonce’s Divas (63.65)
Legends: BendTheKnee (79.96)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)
BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
In Effect:
The Urge to Purge will hold any/all conference/divisional tiebreakers.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count
