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**Quick Hitters**
The Guillotine!
Gentlemen, The Guillotine! is up and invites have been sent out. I see some have already logged in, but I decided to start it this weekend so that others who wanted to join could get logged in. Please get logged in there as soon as possible if interested in the side league.
Steals & Bust
A new Steals & Bust segment has been added to the PGB. This segment will showcase the Top 3 Steals of the 2021 season as well as the Top 3 Bust. This segment will be updated weekly and will end at the end of the regular season…
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Watch Out Lil’ Bitch and their team low 159.37 fantasy points were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week while the Surprise Scorpions gained Immunity heading into week 3 with their team high of 243.77.
To Mr. Morgan, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 3 Elimination:
Watch Out Lil’ Bitch, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 2 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 1 Elimination:
Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Miggity Mac Daddy finished in the top spot in week two, scoring 109 points in the Pool Picks. Make Origins Great Again finished in second place this week with 108 points, while the Alderaan Wookies finished in third with 107 points.
The Top 5 teams in the Pool Picks are below…
1. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (289)
2. Make Origins Great Again (287)
3. The Urge to Purge (286)
4. Miggity Mac Daddy (277)
5. Alderaan Wookies (269)
**Steals & Bust**
Origins
Top 3 Steals
- Jalen Hurts-QB (TMBGz) – Ranked 12th in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 14th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (TMBGz) – Ranked 1st in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 12th round
- Adam Thielen-WR (The Reapers) – Ranked 17th in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 11th round
Top 3 Bust
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 227th in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 4th round
- Ben Roethlisberger-QB (Watch Out Lil’ Bitch) – Ranked 210th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 3rd round
- Jonathan Taylor-RB (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 191st in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 2nd round
Legends
Top 3 Steals
- Eric Kendricks-LB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 35th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 13th round
- Tyler Lockett-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 10th in total scoring and was drafted 6th in the 8th round
- Bobby Wagner-LB (Miggity Mac Daddy) – Ranked 18th in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 9th round
Top 3 Bust
- Josh Jacobs-RB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 476th in total scoring and was drafted 6th in the 4th round
- A.J. Brown-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 317th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 3rd round
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Alderaan Wookies) – Ranked 227th in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 2nd round
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Josh Allen-QB (37.22 fantasy points)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Da Bearz
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Defensive Fantasy Gem) – Myles Garrett-DL (38.20 fantasy points)
Origins: TMBGz
Legends: Surprise Scorpions
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz (236.88)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (250.04)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz (66.92)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (89.36)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Najee Harris (29.70)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Mike Williams (33.20)
Origins: None, The Reapers did not start Williams
Legends: None, The Gremlins did not start Williams
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Dalton Schultz (26.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Chase McLaughlin (18.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Elandon Roberts (33.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Byron Murphy (27.85)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (0.19)
Legends: House of Cards (1.32)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: NC Titans (89.36)
Legends: House of Cards (66.92)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Watch Out Lil’ Bitch (159.37)
Legends: House of Cards (169.96)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: The Reapers – Started Rondale Moore-WR (3.48) while being out performed by Mike Williams-WR (33.20)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood – Started JuJu Smith-Schuster (5.50) while being out performed by Cole Beasley-WR (20.80)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: The Reapers (118.75)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy (145.87)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet. This is here so that no league member gets blindsided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Gremlins can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over once during the regular season ONLY. (Cannot be used against a division rival)
The Reapers can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
The Urge to Purge can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
