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**Quick Hitters**
There is a possibility of four owner/coach openings for next season. Two teams have been suspended indefinitely for team inactivity and two teams for not setting their team’s keepers & keeper’s values. All four owner/coaches need to get with me immediately to resolve these issues or we will move on as a league to pursue other opportunities. The teams are as follows below…
Suspended for Team Inactivity
Prolonged team inactivity, team is currently being League Ran…
San Diego Goats
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!
Unconfirmed Owner/Coach Status for 2016
Keepers were not set by the Keeper’s Deadline, Keepers tentatively set by the Commissioner…
Dread Pirate Oso
1010011010
**Week 11 Recaps**
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Smash JUICE’S and BERRY’s
Difference Maker:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered’s Cam Newton-QB (29.44 pts)
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered smashed JUICE’S and BERRY’s by a score of 131.64 to 76.18, extending the losing streak for JUICE’S and BERRY’s to 4 games.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 55.46 point victory by a 29.44 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 246 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 5 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.38 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 282 passing yards in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9.00 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 90 receiving yards.
“Give them all the credit,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 9-4, and drops JUICE’S and BERRY’s to a record of 5-8.
Coming up in week 12, 12-1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 30.9-point underdog, while 2-11 Georgia Boy are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 17.5-point underdog. In the second wave of games, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the 7-6 Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 5.1-point underdog, while JUICE’S and BERRY’s are at the 6-7 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 25.4-point favorite.
Dread Pirate Oso Edges San Diego Goats
Difference Maker:
Dread Pirate Oso’s Tyler Eifert-TE (14.20 pts)
Dread Pirate Oso edged out a tough San Diego Goats team by a score of 115.16 to 107.44, silencing their hostile crowd of 69,672 at The Barn.
Dread Pirate Oso were led to their 7.72 point victory by a 14.20 point effort from Tyler Eifert, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 22 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Eifert was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 11. They also got help from a 13.70 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 4 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
The San Diego Goats were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.20 point effort from Alfred Blue, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 34 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13.70 point effort from Justin Houston, who beat the San Diego Chargers offense for 1 tackles and 1 interception.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
This brings the record for Dread Pirate Oso to 8-5, and drops the San Diego Goats to a record of 5-8.
Coming up in week 12, the 6-7 Clam Diggers are at Dread Pirate Oso, where Dread Pirate Oso are an early 3.2-point underdog, while the San Diego Goats are at the 7-6 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 11.4-point favorite. In the second wave of games, the San Diego Goats are at the 2-11 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 12.8-point underdog, while Dread Pirate Oso are at 7-6 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 12.4-point underdog.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks Run Roughshod Over DeSeantourage
Difference Maker:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks’ D’Qwell Jackson-LB (28.60 pts)
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks ran roughshod over DeSeantourage 157.08 to 105.12, extending the winning streak for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 5 games.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 51.96 point victory by a 28.60 point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Jackson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 25.80 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the New York Jets defense for 118 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“This team showed a lot of pride,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
DeSeantourage were helped out in a losing cause by a 11.00 point effort from Kamar Aiken, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 50 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 11.00 point effort from Khalil Mack, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 8 tackles.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 12-1, and drops DeSeantourage to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 12, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 5-8 JUICE’S and BERRY’s, where JUICE’S and BERRY’s are an early 30.9-point underdog, while the 3-10 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 11.8-point favorite. In the second wave of games, DeSeantourage are at 10-3 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 19.2-point favorite, while I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 4-9 Jamstradamus, where Jamstradamus are an early 37.9-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Batter BUCKNASTY BOYS
Difference Maker:
Clam Diggers’ Doug Martin-RB (23.50 pts)
The Clam Diggers battered the BUCKNASTY BOYS by a score of 113.70 to 87.98, extending the losing streak for the BUCKNASTY BOYS to 5 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 25.72 point victory by a 23.50 point effort from Doug Martin, who tore apart the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 235 rushing yards. With this performance, Martin was the number 2 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 16.90 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 280 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.58 point effort from Carson Palmer, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 317 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Palmer was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 9.00 point effort from Clay Matthews, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 6 tackles.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 6-7, and drops the BUCKNASTY BOYS to a record of 3-10.
Coming up in week 12, the Clam Diggers are at 8-5 Dread Pirate Oso, where Dread Pirate Oso are an early 3.2-point underdog, while the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at 8-5 DeSeantourage, where DeSeantourage are an early 11.8-point favorite. In the second wave of games, the BUCKNASTY BOYS are at the 8-5 Cacahuetes Orange, where the Cacahuetes Orange are an early 32-point favorite, while the Clam Diggers are at 8-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 1-point favorite.
1010011010 Take Out Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker:
1010011010’s Deone Bucannon-DB (19.10 pts)
1010011010 took out a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 138.26 to 111.88, behind the support of 66,198 faithful fans at Beast Field.
1010011010 were led to their 26.38 point victory by a 19.10 point effort from Deone Bucannon, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Bucannon was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 11. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Jonathan Stewart, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 102 rushing yards in addition to 12 receiving yards.
“I’m in a state of shock,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.00 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Graham Gano, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 3 field goals made and 5 extra points.
“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Causing further embarrassment, the Carolina Hitmen could have scored 139.84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Ronnell Morgan left key players like Bene Benwikere and his corresponding 16.40 points on the bench.
This brings the record for 1010011010 to 9-4, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 7-6.
Coming up in week 12, the 5-8 San Diego Goats are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 11.4-point favorite, while 5-8 I Go Deep are at 1010011010, where 1010011010 are an early 18.6-point favorite. In the second wave of games, 1010011010 are at 8-5 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 16.9-point favorite, while the Carolina Hitmen are at 8-5 Fear The CAT, where Fear The CAT are an early 3.3-point underdog.
I Go Deep Squeaks By Georgia Boy
Difference Maker:
I Go Deep’s Jeremy Hill-RB (16.50 pts)
I Go Deep squeaked by Georgia Boy by a score of 126.72 to 114.08, behind the support of 72,030 faithful fans at Deeper Field.
I Go Deep were led to their 12.64 point victory by a 16.50 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 45 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. They also got help from a 12.90 point effort from Charles Sims, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 26 receiving yards.
“This win was much needed,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Georgia Boy were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.70 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 15.08 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 212 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“They caught us on an off night,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
Compounding the issue, Georgia Boy could have scored 153.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jimmie Lewis left key players like Thomas Rawls and his corresponding 37.50 points on the bench.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 5-8, and drops Georgia Boy to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 12, Georgia Boy are at 9-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 17.5-point underdog, while I Go Deep are at 9-4 1010011010, where 1010011010 are an early 18.6-point favorite. In the second wave of games, I Go Deep are at 6-7 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 34.2-point favorite, while Georgia Boy are at 3-10 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, where Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are an early 38.5-point underdog.
Hyde Yo Wife Beats NC Titans
Difference Maker:
Hyde Yo Wife’s Cam Newton-QB (29.44 pts)
Hyde Yo Wife beat a tough NC Titans team by a score of 153.14 to 138.86, extending the winning streak for Hyde Yo Wife to 3 games.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 14.28 point victory by a 29.44 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 246 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 receiving yards.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.40 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 6 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, David was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 11. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“Our defense was a non-factor,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The NC Titans drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 11.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 8-5, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 2-11.
Coming up in week 12, 6-7 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 1.2-point favorite, while 8-5 Fear The CAT are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 21.0-point underdog. In the second wave of games, 9-4 1010011010 are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 16.9-point favorite, while the 5-8 San Diego Goats are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 12.8-point underdog.
Surprise Scorpians Out Muscle The Gremlins
Difference Maker:
Surprise Scorpians’ J.J. Watt-DL (22.90 pts)
The Surprise Scorpians out muscled The Gremlins 142.68 to 126.48, behind the support of 67,751 faithful fans at Scorpian Dome.
The Surprise Scorpians were led to their 16.20 point victory by a 22.90 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the New York Jets offense for 8 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Watt was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 11. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 48 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
The Gremlins were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.80 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the New York Jets defense for 118 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Hopkins was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from Deone Bucannon, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 8 tackles.
“They ate our lunch,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Gremlins could have scored 149.98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dan Arcand left key players like Tyler Eifert and his corresponding 14.20 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpians to 7-6, and drops The Gremlins to a record of 10-3.
Coming up in week 12, the 8-5 Cacahuetes Orange are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpians are at 3-10 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, where Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are an early 15.9-point underdog. In the second wave of games, 8-5 DeSeantourage are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 19.2-point favorite, while 9-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at the Surprise Scorpians, where the Surprise Scorpians are an early 5.1-point underdog.
Phlying High Nips Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Difference Maker:
Phlying High’s Giovani Bernard-RB (14.60 pts)
Phlying High nipped Beer, Cheese, & Brats by a score of 96.62 to 94.78, behind the support of 71,447 faithful fans at The Linc.
Phlying High were led to their 1.84 point victory by a 14.60 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 128 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11.00 point effort from Ted Ginn Jr., who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 37 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 12 rushing yards.
“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.80 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 9 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from Chris Conte, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.
“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
Compounding the issue, Beer, Cheese, & Brats could have scored 104.00 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jim Barnes left key players like Andy Dalton and his corresponding 18.00 points on the bench.
Phlying High took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 11.
This brings the record for Phlying High to 7-6, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 6-7.
Coming up in week 12, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at 8-5 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 1.2-point favorite, while 8-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 16.6-point underdog. In the second wave of games, 5-8 I Go Deep are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 34.2-point favorite, while 8-5 Dread Pirate Oso are at Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 12.4-point underdog.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Squeeze Cacahuetes Orange
Difference Maker:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood’s James Jones-WR (18.90 pts)
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood squeezed the Cacahuetes Orange team by a score of 146.18 to 97.92, behind the support of 65,470 faithful fans at Rodgers Field.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 48.26 point victory by a 18.90 point effort from James Jones, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jones was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 15.20 point effort from Alfred Blue, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 34 receiving yards.
“We took them out of their game,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The Cacahuetes Orange were helped out in a losing cause by a 11.30 point effort from Allen Robinson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 113 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10.10 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 45 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 16 receiving yards.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Cacahuetes Orange coach Champ Douglas said.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 8-5, and drops the Cacahuetes Orange to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 12, the Cacahuetes Orange are at 10-3 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 1.0-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 7-6 Phlying High, where Phlying High are an early 16.6-point underdog. In the second wave of games, the 3-10 BUCKNASTY BOYS are at the Cacahuetes Orange, where the Cacahuetes Orange are an early 32-point favorite, while the 6-7 Clam Diggers are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 1-point favorite.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! Silence Soul Snatchers
Difference Maker:
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!’s Matthew Stafford-QB (16.38 pts)
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! silenced a tough Soul Snatchers team 129.68 to 118.06, silencing their hostile crowd of 68,064 at The Coliseum.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were led to their 11.62 point victory by a 16.38 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 282 passing yards in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.10 point effort from Paul Worrilow, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
The Soul Snatchers were helped out in a losing cause by a 12.30 point effort from Mike Evans, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 10.50 point effort from Jerrell Freeman, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 8 tackles.
“They caught us on an off night,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
This brings the record for Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! to 3-10, and drops the Soul Snatchers to a record of 6-7.
Coming up in week 12, the 7-6 Surprise Scorpians are at Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, where Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are an early 15.9-point underdog, while 4-9 Jamstradamus are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 32.4-point favorite. In the second wave of games, 2-11 Georgia Boy are at Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, where Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! are an early 38.5-point underdog, while 5-8 JUICE’S and BERRY’s are at the Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 25.4-point favorite.
Fear The CAT Destroys Jamstradamus
Difference Maker:
Fear The CAT’s D’Qwell Jackson-LB (28.60 pts)
Fear The CAT destroyed a hapless Jamstradamus team by a score of 191.10 to 77.02, silencing their hostile crowd of 66,393 at Jamcentral Stadium.
Fear The CAT were led to their 114.08 point victory by a 28.60 point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Jackson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 82 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards.
“We took it to them,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
Jamstradamus were helped out in a losing cause by a 11.40 point effort from Greg Olsen, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 54 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Olsen was the number 4 ranked tight end for week 11. They also got help from a 10.42 point effort from Alex Smith, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 253 passing yards in addition to 33 rushing yards.
“Turnovers killed us,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
This brings the record for Fear The CAT to 8-5, and drops Jamstradamus to a record of 4-9.
Coming up in week 12, Fear The CAT are at the 2-11 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 21.0-point underdog, while Jamstradamus are at the 6-7 Soul Snatchers, where the Soul Snatchers are an early 32.4-point favorite. In the second wave of games, the 7-6 Carolina Hitmen are at Fear The CAT where Fear The CAT are an early 3.3-point underdog, while 12-1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Jamstradamus, where Jamstradamus are an early 37.9-point underdog.
**The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race**
With the last Double Header Weekend upon us, there are plenty of matchups that have playoff implications. This weekend will be make or break for a bunch of teams as the make their push for The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoffs. I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks will clinch Home Field Advantage in the Origins Conference with a win this weekend or a 1010011010 loss.
If the Playoffs Started Today…
*Origins Conference*
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (12-1) – Origins North Division Champions. Clinched Playoff Berth
2.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (9-4) – Origins Central Division Leaders. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over 1010011010
3.1010011010 (9-4) – Origins South Division Leaders
4.DeSeantourage (8-5) – Wildcard Team. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Dread Pirate Oso
*Origins Race for the Wildcard*
Notes: Dread Pirate Oso & the Carolina Hitmen are still in a good spot to make a playoff push, but they will need to finish out the regular season nearly perfect and get some much needed help to do so. The bubble has burst for On the Bubble teams JUICE’S and BERRY’s & the San Diego Goats as their chances to make The Chase have been eliminated.
On the Outside Looking In…
– Dread Pirate Oso (8-5)
– Carolina Hitmen (7-6)
On the Bubble…
– Clam Diggers (6-7) – The Clam Diggers need both DeSeantourage & Dread Pirate Oso to lose both games this week to stay in The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race. A win by either team basically decimates their chances. Luckily, they can hand Dread Pirate Oso a loss this week themselves.
*Legends Conference*
1.The Gremlins (10-3) – Legends East Division Leaders
2.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (8-5) – Legends West Division Leaders. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Fear The CAT
3.Fear The CAT (8-5) – Legends Central Division Leaders
4.Cacahuetes Orange (8-5) – Wildcard Team. Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Hyde Yo Wife
*Legends Race for the Wildcard*
Notes: The Cacahuetes Orange, Hyde Yo Wife, the Surprise Scorpians & Phlying High all have a good shot of making The Chase, with both the Surprise Scorpians & Phlying High only a game back. For the Soul Snatchers & Beer, Cheese, & Brats, it’s win or go home from here on out as an 8-8 team will more than likely not make The Chase coming out of the Legends Conference.
On the Outside Looking In…
– Hyde Yo Wife (8-5)
– Surprise Scorpians (7-6) – Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Phlying High
– Phlying High (7-6)
On the Bubble…
– Soul Snatchers (6-7) – Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over Beer, Cheese, & Brats
– Beer, Cheese, & Brats (6-7)
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Heading Into Week 12
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (12-1)
2.1010011010 (9-4)
3.Hyde Yo Wife (8-5)
4.The Gremlins (10-3)
5.Surprise Scorpians (7-6)
**Power Rankings**
Heading Into Week 12
1.I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (54.08)
2.The Gremlins (46.39)
3.Surprise Scorpians (45.78)
4.Hyde Yo Wife (45.08)
5.1010011010 (42.97)
6.Cacahuetes Orange (41.66)
7.Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (41.28)
8.Dread Pirate Oso (41.08)
9.Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (40.80)
10.DeSeantourage (37.18)
11.Soul Snatchers (37.08)
12.Fear The CAT (35.59)
13.Beer, Cheese, & Brats (35.15)
14.Carolina Hitmen (33.96)
15.San Diego Goats (31.89)
16.Phlying High (31.75)
17.Clam Diggers (31.51)
18.Jamstradamus (28.10)
19.I Go Deep (27.33)
20.Georgia Boy (26.28)
21.JUICE’S and BERRY’s (26.25)
22.BUCKNASTY BOYS (25.32)
23.Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (24.97)
24.NC Titans (21.58)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Jamstradamus and their owner/coach Mike Frier is the latest to be voted off of E.L.S.I.E. Island. Their low fantasy point total of 77.02 points in Week 11 was the lowest of the remaining owner/coaches left on E.L.S.I.E. Island. To Mr. Frier, as always we salute you…
Four owner/coaches will be voted off of E.L.S.I.E. Island this week during the last Double Header Weekend of the season…
- Week 11 Elimination:
Jamstradamus, coached by Mike Frier - Week 10 Elimination:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta - Week 9 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 8 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes - Week 8 Elimination:
Soul Snatchers, coached by Marcus McKinley - Week 8 Elimination:
JUICE’S and BERRY’s, coached by Monte Johnson - Week 8 Elimination:
San Diego Goats, coached by Chad Kutzke - Week 7 Elimination:
Georgia Boy, coached by Jimmie Lewis - Week 6 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 5 Elimination:
Fear The CAT, coached by Billy Hewitt - Week 4 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 4 Elimination:
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!, coached by Joshua Hagerman - Week 4 Elimination:
DeSeantourage, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 4 Elimination:
Orange Peanuts, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 3 Elimination:
BUCKNASTY BOYS, coached by Jesse Lowrey - Week 2 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 1 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
**Bounties & Fines**
*Bounties Earn – $5.00*
“Snickers Award”, The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Thomas Rawls-RB (37.50 fantasy pts)
Origins: None (Georgia Boy did not start Rawls)
Legends: None
“Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week – D’Qwell Jackson-LB (28.60 fantasy pts)
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
Legends: Fear The CAT
“Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week.
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks – (157.08 fantasy pts)
Legends: Fear The CAT – (191.10 fantasy pts)
“Monster Award” – Best Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
This bounty will be removed for the remainder of the season as the point totals are not computing as they should be. Bounties earned through the season from this award will be honored for the end of the year balances.
*Fines Accessed – (-$5.00)*
“Hindsight Award”, aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench.
Origins: Georgia Boy – (56.80 fantasy pts)
Legends: Jamstradamus – (52.24 fantasy pts)
“Dunce Award” – Biggest Roster Mistake of the Week.
Origins: Georgia Boy – Thomas Rawls (37.50 fantasy pts on the bench)
Legends: Jamstradamus – Jameis Winston (28.84 fantasy pts on the bench)
“Bridesmaid Award” – Closest Loss of the Week.
Origins: San Diego Goats – (7.72 fantasy pts)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats – (1.84 fantasy pts)
“Doormat Award” – Worse Efficiency Fantasy Point Total in a Single Week.
This fine will be removed for the remainder of the season as the point totals are not computing as it should be. Fines accessed through the season from this award will not be deducted from the end of the year balances.
