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1st Wave of Games…
I Got Sacks Take Down Feeling Green
Difference Maker: Christian McCaffrey-RB (35.70 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks beat a strong Feeling Green team by a score of 197.34 to 154.45, silencing a hostile crowd of 68,551 at GreenZone Stadium.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 42.89 point victory by a 35.70 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 24.70 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 162 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards.
“This was a confidence booster going into next season,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Feeling Green were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.88 point effort from Jameis Winston, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 312 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 24 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.75 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 8 tackles.
“They caught us on an off night,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 7-8, and drops Feeling Green to a record of 10-5.
Coming up in week 13, the 11-4 Clam Diggers are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 9.2-point favorite, while 8-7 Team Supreme are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 7.7-point underdog.
Team Supreme Dominates Clam Diggers
Difference Maker: Deshaun Watson-QB (38.10 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, Team Supreme beat a strong Clam Diggers team by a score of 192.02 to 144.90, behind the support of 74,373 faithful fans at Kevin Gates Field at Supreme Stadium.
Team Supreme were led to their 47.12 point victory by a 38.10 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 210 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 70 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 20.90 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.50 point effort from Corey Davis, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 39 rushing yards. With this performance, Davis was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 20.30 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.
“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
This brings the record for Team Supreme to 8-7, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 11-4.
Coming up in week 13, the Clam Diggers are at 10-5 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 9.2-point favorite, while Team Supreme are at 7-8 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 7.7-point underdog.
Bawse Hog Nuts Slam Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: Dak Prescott-QB (26.36 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Bawse Hog Nuts slammed a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 177.82 to 143.08, extending the losing streak for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 4 games.
Bawse Hog Nuts were led to their 34.74 point victory by a 26.36 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 289 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 18 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 95 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 13 receiving yards.
“We knew they would be no push over on their home turf,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.80 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 147 receiving yards in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.75 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 7 tackles.
“We don’t care about moral victories,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for Bawse Hog Nuts to 5-10, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 4-11.
Coming up in week 13, the 4-11 Carolina Hitmen are at Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 7.5-point favorite, while 4-11 Breakin Tackles are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.2-point favorite.
Carolina Hitmen Take Out Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Jordan Poyer-DB (23.25 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, the Carolina Hitmen beat a strong Breakin Tackles team by a score of 147.67 to 118.44, behind the support of 71,318 faithful fans at Assassin’s Arena.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 29.23 point victory by a 23.25 point effort from Jordan Poyer, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 9 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Poyer was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 12. They also got help from a 19.22 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 283 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.90 point effort from JuJu Smith-Schuster, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 189 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Smith-Schuster was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22.54 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 63 rushing yards.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Adding salt to the wound, Breakin Tackles could have scored 154.59 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chris Butler left key players like Joey Bosa and his corresponding 19.80 points on the bench.
The Carolina Hitmen took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 4-11, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 4-11.
Coming up in week 13, the Carolina Hitmen are at 5-10 Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 7.5-point favorite, while Breakin Tackles are at 4-11 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.2-point favorite.
The Urge to Purge Smash Yonce’s Divas
Difference Maker: Saquon Barkley-RB (28.20 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, The Urge to Purge beat a strong Yonce’s Divas team by a score of 207.06 to 170.17, behind the support of 73,956 faithful fans at a Nation Reborn Field at Anarchy Stadium.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 36.89 point victory by a 28.20 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20.55 point effort from Darius Leonard, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 9 tackles.
“I’m happy he could make a contribution,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Yonce’s Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.00 point effort from Amari Cooper, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 180 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cooper was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 21.62 point effort from Andrew Luck, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“They out-muscled us,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 9-6, and drops Yonce’s Divas to a record of 6-9.
Coming up in week 13, 10-5 Our Gordon Savior are at Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 6.3-point favorite, while 6-9 I Go Deep are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 42.7-point favorite.
Our Gordon Savior Ravage I Go Deep
Difference Maker: Nick Chubb-RB (24.80 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional showdown, Our Gordon Savior ravaged a hapless I Go Deep team by a score of 211.41 to 125.46, extending the winning streak for Our Gordon Savior to 3 games.
Our Gordon Savior were led to their 85.95 point victory by a 24.80 point effort from Nick Chubb, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 44 receiving yards. With this performance, Chubb was the number 3 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 20.35 point effort from Eddie Jackson, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for tackles and 1 interception.
“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.28 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 462 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They out-coached us,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 10-5, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 6-9.
Coming up in week 13, Our Gordon Savior are at 6-9 Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 6.3-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at 9-6 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 42.7-point favorite.
Hyde Yo Wife Down Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Difference Maker: Ben Roethlisberger-QB (20.28 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, Hyde Yo Wife beat a strong Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 153.46 to 138.15, behind the support of 72,416 faithful fans at B.o.B. Field.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 15.31 point victory by a 20.28 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 462 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.95 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 5 tackles.
“A win is a win,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.80 point effort from Joey Bosa, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Bosa was the number 4 ranked defensive end for week 12. They also got help from a 16.40 point effort from Josh Adams, who got by the New York Giants defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
Compounding the issue, Beer, Cheese, & Brats could have scored 184.33 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett left key players like T.J. McDonald and his corresponding 18.00 points on the bench.
Hyde Yo Wife took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 3-12, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 10-5.
Coming up in week 13, the 11-4 Alderaan Wookies are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 14.4-point underdog, while 14-1 The Gremlins are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 34.4-point underdog.
The Gremlins Slip Past Alderaan Wookies
Difference Maker: Cameron Jordan-DL (20.90 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, The Gremlins slipped by a tough Alderaan Wookies team by a score of 201.27 to 190.57, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 14 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 10.70 point victory by a 20.90 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Jordan was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 12. They also got help from a 20.55 point effort from Darius Leonard, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 9 tackles.
“It was an impressive all around effort,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
The Alderaan Wookies were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.90 point effort from JuJu Smith-Schuster, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 189 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Smith-Schuster was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 25.40 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 210 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 70 rushing yards.
“We got our wake-up call,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
The Alderaan Wookies drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 14-1, and drops the Alderaan Wookies to a record of 11-4.
Coming up in week 13, the Alderaan Wookies are at 3-12 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 14.4-point underdog, while The Gremlins are at 10-5 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 34.4-point underdog.
Smoked Salmons Sneak Past NC Titans
Difference Maker: Cam Newton-QB (22.54 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, the Smoked Salmons sneaked by a tough NC Titans team by a score of 182.61 to 176.09, extending the winning streak for the Smoked Salmons to 3 games.
The Smoked Salmons were led to their 6.52 point victory by a 22.54 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 63 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Sony Michel, who beat the New York Jets defense for 133 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.
“We knew this would be no cakewalk,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.00 point effort from Amari Cooper, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 180 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cooper was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 28.20 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
Adding salt to the wound, the NC Titans could have scored 176.02 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Manzel Kendrick left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 19.92 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Smoked Salmons to 6-9, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 7-8.
Coming up in week 13, the 9-6 Carnival of Pain are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 27.1-point underdog, while the 7-8 Surprise Scorpions are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 17.2-point favorite.
Carnival of Pain Crush Surprise Scorpions
Difference Maker: Leonard Fournette-RB (22.80 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the Carnival of Pain crushed a hapless Surprise Scorpions team by a score of 221.46 to 146.52, extending the losing streak for the Surprise Scorpions to 4 games. With their 212.81 points, the Carnival of Pain is now the proud record-holder of the 13th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 74.94 point victory by a 22.80 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 95 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Fournette was the number 5 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 21.35 point effort from Lorenzo Alexander, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 7 tackles.
“We fed off the energy of our fans,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The Surprise Scorpions were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.70 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 162 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards. With this performance, Miller was the number 4 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 19.22 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 283 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 9-6, and drops the Surprise Scorpions to a record of 7-8.
Coming up in week 13, the Carnival of Pain are at the 6-9 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 27.1-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpions are at the 7-8 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 17.2-point favorite.
Fournettecation Run Through Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (20.30 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, Fournettecation squeaked by a tough Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 176.71 to 164.01, extending the winning streak for Fournettecation to 4 games.
Fournettecation were led to their 12.70 point victory by a 20.30 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18.60 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 61 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 5 receiving yards.
“We preached the word ‘finish’ all week…,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 35.70 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 24.80 point effort from Nick Chubb, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 44 receiving yards.
“He always has his team ready to play,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 12-3, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 7-8.
Coming up in week 13, 5-10 BendTheKnee are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 22.6-point underdog, while the 5-10 House of Cards are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 2.8-point underdog.
House of Cards Edge BendTheKnee
Difference Maker: Kirk Cousins-QB (25.38 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the House of Cards edged a tough BendTheKnee team by a score of 161.27 to 156.87, extending the losing streak for BendTheKnee to 3 games.
The House of Cards were led to their 4.40 point victory by a 25.38 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 342 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 21.10 point effort from Sheldon Richardson, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block to get to the next level,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.62 point effort from Andrew Luck, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.75 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 7 tackles.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
Compounding the issue, BendTheKnee could have scored 173.87 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Laurence Sta Ines left key players like Jaylon Smith and his corresponding 16.50 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the House of Cards to 5-10, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 5-10.
Coming up in week 13, BendTheKnee are at 7-8 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 22.6-point underdog, while the House of Cards are at 12-3 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 2.8-point underdog.
The Double Headers…
I Got Sacks Sack Clam Diggers
Difference Maker: Christian McCaffrey-RB (35.70 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks sacked a strong Clam Diggers team by a score of 202.89 to 151.90, silencing a hostile crowd of 73,420 at Clam Digger Stadium.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 50.99 point victory by a 35.70 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 24.70 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 162 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.50 point effort from Corey Davis, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 39 rushing yards. With this performance, Davis was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 20.30 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.
“They ate our lunch,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 7-8, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 11-4.
Coming up in week 13, the Clam Diggers are at 10-5 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 9.2-point favorite, while 8-7 Team Supreme are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 7.7-point underdog.
Team Supreme Dismantle Feeling Green
Difference Maker: Deshaun Watson-QB (25.40 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Team Supreme beat a strong Feeling Green team by a score of 184.14 to 148.90, behind the support of 65,255 faithful fans at Kevin Gates Field at Supreme Stadium.
Team Supreme were led to their 35.24 point victory by a 25.40 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 210 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 70 rushing yards. With this performance, Watson was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 20.90 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We didn’t play our best game but we’ll take it,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
Feeling Green were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.88 point effort from Jameis Winston, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 312 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 24 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.75 point effort from Landon Collins, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 8 tackles.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
This brings the record for Team Supreme to 8-7, and drops Feeling Green to a record of 10-5.
Coming up in week 13, the 11-4 Clam Diggers are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 9.2-point favorite, while Team Supreme are at 7-8 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 7.7-point underdog.
Carolina Hitmen Escape Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: Jordan Poyer-DB (23.25 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, the Carolina Hitmen escaped a tough Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 150.97 to 136.08, extending the losing streak for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 4 games.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 14.89 point victory by a 23.25 point effort from Jordan Poyer, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 9 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Poyer was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 12. They also got help from a 19.22 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 283 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.80 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 147 receiving yards in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.75 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 7 tackles.
“There was quite a few bad calls…,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Adding salt to the wound, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered could have scored 174.73 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brian Liotta left key players like Lorenzo Alexander and his corresponding 21.35 points on the bench.
The Carolina Hitmen took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 4-11, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 4-11.
Coming up in week 13, the Carolina Hitmen are at 5-10 Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 7.5-point favorite, while 4-11 Breakin Tackles are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.2-point favorite.
Bawse Hog Nuts Wipe Out Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Dak Prescott-QB (26.36 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, Bawse Hog Nuts wiped out a hapless Breakin Tackles team by a score of 177.82 to 118.44, silencing a hostile crowd of 74,406 at The Barn.
Bawse Hog Nuts were led to their 59.38 point victory by a 26.36 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 289 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 18 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 95 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 13 receiving yards.
“It was a workman-like effort,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.90 point effort from JuJu Smith-Schuster, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 189 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Smith-Schuster was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22.54 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 63 rushing yards.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
This brings the record for Bawse Hog Nuts to 5-10, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 4-11.
Coming up in week 13, the 4-11 Carolina Hitmen are at Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 7.5-point favorite, while Breakin Tackles are at 4-11 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.2-point favorite.
Our Gordon Savior Axe The Urge to Purge
Difference Maker: Nick Chubb-RB (37.20 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Our Gordon Savior squeaked by a tough The Urge to Purge team by a score of 217.36 to 201.69, extending the winning streak for Our Gordon Savior to 3 games.
Our Gordon Savior were led to their 15.67 point victory by a 37.20 point effort from Nick Chubb, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 44 receiving yards. With this performance, Chubb was the number 3 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 20.35 point effort from Eddie Jackson, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for tackles and 1 interception.
“This win is for all the fans,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
The Urge to Purge were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.20 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20.55 point effort from Darius Leonard, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 9 tackles.
“We came up a little short,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The Urge to Purge drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 21 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 12.
This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 10-5, and drops The Urge to Purge to a record of 9-6.
Coming up in week 13, Our Gordon Savior are at 6-9 Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 6.3-point favorite, while 6-9 I Go Deep are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 42.7-point favorite.
Yonce’s Divas Cream I Go Deep
Difference Maker: Amari Cooper-WR (33.00 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, Yonce’s Divas beat a strong I Go Deep team by a score of 165.67 to 132.46, silencing a hostile crowd of 70,492 at Myles Deep Field.
Yonce’s Divas were led to their 33.21 point victory by a 33.00 point effort from Amari Cooper, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 180 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cooper was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 21.62 point effort from Andrew Luck, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards.
“We’re going to savor this victory,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.28 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 462 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We shot ourselves in the foot,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
This brings the record for Yonce’s Divas to 6-9, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 6-9.
Coming up in week 13, 10-5 Our Gordon Savior are at Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 6.3-point favorite, while I Go Deep are at 9-6 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 42.7-point favorite.
Alderaan Wookies Wreck Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Difference Maker: JuJu Smith-Schuster-WR (26.90 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, the Alderaan Wookies wrecked a hapless Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 197.57 to 138.70, behind the support of 67,829 faithful fans at Death Star Hanger Bay.
The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 58.87 point victory by a 26.90 point effort from JuJu Smith-Schuster, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 189 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Smith-Schuster was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 25.40 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 210 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 70 rushing yards.
“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.80 point effort from Joey Bosa, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Bosa was the number 4 ranked defensive end for week 12. They also got help from a 16.40 point effort from Josh Adams, who got by the New York Giants defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“I don’t want to point fingers, but we didn’t play very well…,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 11-4, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 10-5.
Coming up in week 13, the Alderaan Wookies are at 3-12 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 14.4-point underdog, while 14-1 The Gremlins are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 34.4-point underdog.
The Gremlins Trash Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Cameron Jordan-DL (20.90 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, The Gremlins trashed a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 197.27 to 148.63, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 14 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 48.64 point victory by a 20.90 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Jordan was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 12. They also got help from a 20.55 point effort from Darius Leonard, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 9 tackles.
“This win was huge, regardless of their record,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.28 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 462 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.95 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 5 tackles.
“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 14-1, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 3-12.
Coming up in week 13, the 11-4 Alderaan Wookies are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 14.4-point underdog, while The Gremlins are at 10-5 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 34.4-point underdog.
Carnival of Pain Squash NC Titans
Difference Maker: Leonard Fournette-RB (22.80 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the Carnival of Pain beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 224.21 to 169.59, behind the support of 70,995 faithful fans at The Fun House. With their 212.81 points, the Carnival of Pain are now the proud record-holder of the 13th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 54.62 point victory by a 22.80 point effort from Leonard Fournette, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 95 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Fournette was the number 5 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 21.35 point effort from Lorenzo Alexander, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 7 tackles.
“Two words…, BIG WIN,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.00 point effort from Amari Cooper, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 180 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cooper was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 28.20 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards.
“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 9-6, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 7-8.
Coming up in week 13, the Carnival of Pain are at the 6-9 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 27.1-point underdog, while the 7-8 Surprise Scorpions are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 17.2-point favorite.
Smoked Salmons Level Surprise Scorpions
Difference Maker: Cam Newton-QB (22.54 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the Smoked Salmons leveled a strong Surprise Scorpions team by a score of 182.61 to 152.67, extending the winning streak for the Smoked Salmons to 3 games.
The Smoked Salmons were led to their 29.94 point victory by a 22.54 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 256 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 63 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Sony Michel, who beat the New York Jets defense for 133 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.
“This game ball belongs to the whole team,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
The Surprise Scorpions were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.70 point effort from Lamar Miller, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 162 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 5 receiving yards. With this performance, Miller was the number 4 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 19.22 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 283 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“There goes the season…,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
This brings the record for the Smoked Salmons to 6-9, and drops the Surprise Scorpions to a record of 7-8.
Coming up in week 13, the 9-6 Carnival of Pain are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 27.1-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpions are at the 7-8 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 17.2-point favorite.
Fourneetcation Nips BendTheKnee
Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (20.30 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Fournettecation nipped a tough BendTheKnee team by a score of 169.71 to 156.87, extending the winning streak for Fournettecation to 4 games.
Fournettecation were led to their 12.84 point victory by a 20.30 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18.60 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 61 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 5 receiving yards.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.62 point effort from Andrew Luck, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.75 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 7 tackles.
“They owned us,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
Causing further embarrassment, BendTheKnee could have scored 173.87 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Laurence Sta Ines left key players like Jaylon Smith and his corresponding 16.50 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 12-3, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 5-10.
Coming up in week 13, BendTheKnee are at 7-8 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 22.6-point underdog, while the 5-10 House of Cards are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 2.8-point underdog.
House of Cards Shock Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: Kirk Cousins-QB (25.38 pts)
In a week 12 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional battle, the House of Cards shocked a tough Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 168.27 to 167.26, extending the losing streak for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 3 games.
The House of Cards were led to their 1.01 point victory by a 25.38 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 342 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Cousins was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 21.10 point effort from Sheldon Richardson, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“This team always seems to find a way to win,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 35.70 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 24.80 point effort from Nick Chubb, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 44 receiving yards.
“We didn’t play up to our potential,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Causing further embarrassment, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood could have scored 164.92 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Liotta left key players like Curtis Samuel and his corresponding 10.20 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the House of Cards to 5-10, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 7-8.
Coming up in week 13, 5-10 BendTheKnee are at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, where Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are an early 22.6-point underdog, while the House of Cards are at 12-3 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 2.8-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Based Off of Record & Power Rank…
1. The Gremlins (14-1)
2. Fournettecation (12-3)
3. Alderaan Wookies (11-4)
4. Clam Diggers (11-4)
5. Our Gordon Savior (10-5)
Honorable Mention – Feeling Green (10-5)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
The Clam Diggers (144.90), Feeling Green (148.90), Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (164.01) & the Alderaan Wookies (190.57), were all eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest totals for this week. To Mr. Perez, Mr. Serras, Mr. Liotta & Mr. Douglas, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 12 Elimination:
Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas - Week 12 Elimination:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta - Week 12 Elimination:
Feeling Green, coached by Donavin Serras - Week 12 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 11 Elimination:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett - Week 10 Elimination:
Team Supreme, coached by Earl Matthews - Week 9 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 8 Elimination:
Fournettecation, coached by C.J. Jensen - Week 8 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler - Week 8 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 8 Elimination:
Smoked Salmons, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 7 Elimination:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta - Week 6 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 5 Elimination:
Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott - Week 4 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines - Week 4 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 4 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 3 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 2 Elimination:
Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako - Week 1 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
The E.L.S.I.E. Island season finale concludes this weekend, will it be The Urge to Purge, Our Gordon Savior or the Carnival of Pain crowned as the 2018 E.L.S.I.E. Island Champions?
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
The Gremlins topped everyone in week 11 with 111 points as they move up to the 12th spot in the standings. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (110 pts) and Beer, Cheese, & Brats (104 pts) round out the top three for the week…
1. Surprise Scorpions (994)
2. Hyde Yo Wife (960)
3. House of Cards (957)
4. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (955)
5. Alderaan Wookies (926)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Christian McCaffrey-RB (35.70 fantasy points)
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Robert Nkemdiche-DL (29.80 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Our Gordon Savior (217.36)
Legends: Carnival of Pain (224.21)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: Our Gordon Savior (85.95)
Legends: Carnival of Pain (74.94)
“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week
Origins: Team Supreme (Deshaun Watson-QB; 12.70 Bonus Points)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (Jordan Poyer-DB; 11.625 Bonus Points)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Josh Allen (28.30)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Amari Cooper (33.00)
Origins: Yonce’s Divas
Legends: NC Titans
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Eric Ebron (18.00)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Smoked Salmons
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Sebastian Janikowski & Aldrick Rosas (12.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Matt Judon (26.20)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Jordan Poyer (23.25)
Origins: Carolina Hitmen
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (14.89)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (1.01)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: I Go Deep (85.95)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (74.94)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (118.44)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (138.15)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: I Go Deep – Started Brandon Graham-DL (2.25) while being out performed by Kyle Williams-DL (17.55)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats – Started Tony Jefferson-DB (1.75) while being out performed by T.J. McDonald-DB (18.00)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (84.78)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (94.14)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)
BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
In Effect:
The Urge to Purge will hold any/all conference/divisional tiebreakers.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count
