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**Recaps**

Feeling Green Slam Clam Diggers

Difference Maker: Patrick Mahomes-QB (33.00 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Feeling Green slammed a hapless Clam Diggers team by a score of 195.33 to 113.94, extending the losing streak for the Clam Diggers to 3 games.

Feeling Green were led to their 81.39 point victory by a 33.00 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 295 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 52 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 29.90 point effort from Phillip Lindsay, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 157 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 2 receiving yards.

It’s tough to win in our hostile environment,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.

The Clam Diggers were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.60 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 76 rushing yards in addition to 60 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 5 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 15.00 point effort from Luke Kuechly, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 3 tackles.

We didn’t maintain their intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.

This brings the record for Feeling Green to 11-5, and drops the Clam Diggers to a record of 11-5.

Team Supreme Edges I Got Sacks

Difference Maker: Cameron Jordan-DL (26.50 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, Team Supreme squeaked by a tough I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 188.18 to 186.33, extending the winning streak for Team Supreme to 3 games.

Team Supreme were led to their 1.84 point victory by a 26.50 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Jordan was the number 2 ranked defensive end for week 13. They also got help from a 23.24 point effort from Tarik Cohen, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 30 rushing yards in addition to 156 receiving yards.

This team showed a lot of resiliency,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.60 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 106 rushing yards in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 3 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 20.75 point effort from Telvin Smith, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 9 tackles.

We dug ourselves a deep hole,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.

Adding salt to the wound, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks could have scored 195.48points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Jackson left key players like Damon Harrison and his corresponding 17.70 points on the bench.

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Team Supreme to 9-7, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 7-9.

Bawse Hog Nuts Get Past Carolina Hitmen

Difference Maker: Danny Trevathan-LB (15.50 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Bawse Hog Nuts squeaked by a tough Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 112.23 to 110.44, extending the winning streak for Bawse Hog Nuts to 3 games.

Bawse Hog Nuts were led to their 1.79 point victory by a 15.50 point effort from Danny Trevathan, who beat the New York Giants offense for 8 tackles. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Matt Milano, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 4 tackles.

This game ball belongs to the whole team,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.

The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.20 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Carolina Panthers offense for 10 tackles. With this performance, David was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 13. They also got help from a 14.94 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 311 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

It’s been a great ride,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.

Causing further embarrassment, the Carolina Hitmen could have scored 153.04 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Ronnell Morgan left key players like Justin Tucker and his corresponding 14.00 points on the bench.

Bawse Hog Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 22 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Bawse Hog Nuts to 6-10, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 4-12.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Slips Past Breakin Tackles

Difference Maker: Travis Kelce-TE (26.80 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered slipped past a tough Breakin Tackles team by a score of 142.26 to 141.40, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 3 games.

Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 0.86 point victory by a 26.80 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 168 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Kelce was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 13. They also got help from a 22.75 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 10 tackles.

I was just doing my job,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.

Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.50 point effort from Joey Bosa, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 4 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. They also got help from a 14.50 point effort from Jatavis Brown, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 6 tackles.

We came out flat,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.

Causing further embarrassment, Breakin Tackles could have scored 157.55 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chris Butler left key players like Akiem Hicks and his corresponding 22.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 5-11, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 4-12.

Our Gordon Savior Take Down Yonce’s Divas

Difference Maker: James Connor-RB (19.40 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, Our Gordon Savior squeaked by a tough Yonce’s Divas team by a score of 164.88 to 157.12, extending the winning streak for Our Gordon Savior to 4 games.

Our Gordon Savior were led to their 7.76 point victory by a 19.40 point effort from James Conner, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 60 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Conner was the number 6 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 18.96 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 299 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.

We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.

Yonce’s Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.90 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 5 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Donald was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 13. They also got help from a 25.00 point effort from Eric Kendricks, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception.

We beat ourselves,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.

Adding salt to the wound, Yonce’s Divas could have scored 187.74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Coby Ibeziako left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 18.58 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 11-5, and drops Yonce’s Divas to a record of 6-10.

The Urge to Purge Annihilate I Go Deep

Difference Maker: Bobby Wagner-LB (56.80 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, The Urge to Purge embarrassed a hapless I Go Deep team by a score of 261.86 to 136.46, extending the losing streak for I Go Deep to 3 games. With their 261.86 points, The Urge to Purge is now the proud record-holder of the 1st-highest weekly point total in league history.

The Urge to Purge were led to their 125.40 point victory by a 56.80 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Wagner was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. In addition, Wagner entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 28.50 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 33 receiving yards.

We’ll use this win as the building blocks to the next level,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.

I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 34.05 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 5 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Ogletree was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 19.48 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 52 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 10 rushing yards.

It’s been a great ride,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.

This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 10-6, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 6-10.

Alderaan Wookies Destroy Hyde Yo Wife

Difference Maker: Aaron Donald-DL (34.92 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the Alderaan Wookies beat a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 192.44 to 139.69, silencing a hostile crowd of 73,557 at B.o.B. Field.

The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 52.75 point victory by a 28.90 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 5 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Donald was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 13. They also got help from a 26.80 point effort from Travis Kelce, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 168 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.

Our fans were the 12th man today,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.

Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.40 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Brown was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 16.24 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 281 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.

They ate our lunch,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.

This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 12-4, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 3-13.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats Trip Up The Gremlins

Difference Maker: Bobby Wagner-LB (56.80 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Beer, Cheese, & Brats squeaked by a tough The Gremlins team by a score of 174.74 to 170.45, behind the support of 68,250 faithful fans at Lambeau Field.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 4.29 point victory by a 56.80 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Wagner was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. In addition, Wagner entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 17.96 point effort from Odell Beckham, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

This team showed a lot of poise,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.

The Gremlins were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.50 point effort from Todd Gurley, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 132 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 33 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 2 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 26.50 point effort from Cameron Jordan, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.

It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Gremlins could have scored 180.49 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dan Arcand left key players like Courtland Sutton and his corresponding 14.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 11-5, and drops The Gremlins to a record of 14-2.

Carnival of Pain Smoke Smoked Salmons

Difference Maker: Russell Wilson-QB (23.80 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, the Carnival of Pain beat a strong Smoked Salmons team by a score of 210.71 to 162.57, extending the winning streak for the Carnival of Pain to 3 games. With their 210.71 points, the Carnival of Pain is now the proud record-holder of the 17th-highest weekly point total in league history.

The Carnival of Pain were led to their 48.13 point victory by a 23.80 point effort from Russell Wilson, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 185 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 148 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We managed to eke out a win,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.

The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.90 point effort from Phillip Lindsay, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 157 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 2 receiving yards. With this performance, Lindsay was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 22.70 point effort from Akiem Hicks, who beat the New York Giants offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.

They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.

This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 10-6, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 6-10.

Surprise Scorpions Topple NC Titans

Difference Maker: Desmond King-DB (27.01 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional matchup, the Surprise Scorpions squeaked by a tough NC Titans team by a score of 138.15 to 128.33, extending the losing streak for the NC Titans to 3 games.

The Surprise Scorpions were led to their 9.82 point victory by a 27.01 point effort from Desmond King, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, King was the number 1 ranked defensive cornerback for week 13. They also got help from a 15.75 point effort from Myles Jack, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 7 tackles.

I’m happy we could make a contribution,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.

The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.60 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 125 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14.60 point effort from Chandler Jones, who beat the Green Bay Packers offense for 4 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.

Our defense was a non-factor,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.

Adding salt to the wound, the NC Titans could have scored 157.63 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Manzel Kendrick left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 18.58 points on the bench.

The Surprise Scorpions took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpions to 8-8, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 7-9.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Oust BendTheKnee

Difference Maker: Eric Kendricks-LB (25.00 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional classic, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood beat a strong BendTheKnee team by a score of 183.62 to 162.75, extending the losing streak for BendTheKnee to 4 games.

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 20.87 point victory by a 25.00 point effort from Eric Kendricks, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 8 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Kendricks was the number 4 ranked defensive linebacker for week 13. They also got help from a 23.60 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 106 rushing yards in addition to 55 receiving yards.

They gave us a big scare,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.

BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.00 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 295 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 52 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 22.75 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 10 tackles.

We can still hold our heads high,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.

Causing further embarrassment, BendTheKnee could have scored 195.10 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Laurence Sta Ines left key players like Dante Pettis and his corresponding 26.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 8-8, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 5-11.

Fournettecation Smash House of Cards

Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (19.60 pts)

In a week 13 The League! – E.F.F.L. intra-divisional rivalry, Fournettecation smashed a hapless House of Cards team by a score of 187.59 to 125.73, extending the winning streak for Fournettecation to 5 games.

Fournettecation were led to their 61.86 point victory by a 19.60 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 76 rushing yards in addition to 60 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 5 ranked running back for week 13. They also got help from a 18.96 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 299 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.

This team showed a lot of heart,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.

The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.80 point effort from Justin Simmons, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception. With this performance, Simmons was the number 3 ranked defensive safety for week 13. They also got help from a 19.75 point effort from Zach Brown, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 8 tackles.

We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.

This brings the record for Fournettecation to 13-3, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 5-11.

**E.L.S.I.E. Island**

The Urge to Purgecoached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. are to 2018 E.L.S.I.E. Island Champions!

  • Week 13 Elimination: Carnival of Pain, coached by Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr.
  • Week 13 Elimination: Our Gordon Savior, coached by Richard Glenn
  • Week 12 Elimination: Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
  • Week 12 Elimination: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta
  • Week 12 Elimination: Feeling Green, coached by Donavin Serras
  • Week 12 Elimination: Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez
  • Week 11 Elimination: Beer, Cheese, & Brats, coached by Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett
  • Week 10 Elimination: Team Supreme, coached by Earl Matthews
  • Week 9 Elimination: Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth
  • Week 8 Elimination: Fournettecation, coached by C.J. Jensen
  • Week 8 Elimination: Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler
  • Week 8 Elimination: Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan
  • Week 8 Elimination: Smoked Salmons, coached by Larry Mrozowski
  • Week 7 Elimination: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta
  • Week 6 Elimination: Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott
  • Week 5 Elimination: Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott
  • Week 4 Elimination: NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick
  • Week 4 Elimination: BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines
  • Week 4 Elimination: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson
  • Week 4 Elimination: I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis
  • Week 3 Elimination: House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery
  • Week 2 Elimination: Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako
  • Week 1 Elimination: The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand

**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**

Yonce’s Divas & Hakeem I Saw I Conquered tied for the top spot in week 13 with 89 points. Hyde Yo Wife & the House of Cards tied for 2nd place this week with 85 points, with Beer, Cheese, & Brats & the Alderaan Wookies tying for 3rd place this week with 83 points…

1. Surprise Scorpions (1076)

2. Hyde Yo Wife (1045)

3. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (1044)

4. House of Cards (1042)

5. Alderaan Wookies (1009)

**Bounties & Fines**

Bounties – $5.00

“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Patrick Mahomes-QB (33.00 fantasy points)

Origins: Feeling Green

Legends: BendTheKnee

“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Bobby Wagner-LB (56.80 fantasy points)

Origins: The Urge to Purge

Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats

“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week

Origins: The Urge to Purge (261.86)

Legends: Carnival of Pain (210.71)

“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week

Origins: The Urge to Purge (125.40)

Legends: Fournettecation (61.86)

“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week

Origins: Feeling Green (Phillip Lindsay-RB; 14.95 Bonus Points)

Legends: The Gremlins (Todd Gurley-RB; 14.25 Bonus Points)

“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Phillip Lindsay (29.90)

Origins: Feeling Green

Legends: Smoked Salmons

“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week Dante Pettis (26.70)

Origins: None

Legends: None, BendTheKnee did not start Pettis

“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Travis Kelce (26.80)

Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered

Legends: Alderaan Wookies

“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Ka’imi Fairbairn (19.00)

Origins: The Urge to Purge

Legends: Carnival of Pain

“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Denico Autry (35.55)

Origins: None

Legends: None

“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)

Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem

Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem

“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Desmond King (27.01)

Origins: None

Legends: Surprise Scorpions

Bounties – $10.00

“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week

Origins: None

Legends: None

Fines – (-$5.00)

“The Bridesmaid Award”  aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles (0.86)

Legends: The Gremlins (4.29)

“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week

Origins: I Go Deep (125.40)

Legends: House of Cards (61.86)

“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week

Origins: Carolina Hitmen (110.44)

Legends: House of Cards (125.73)

“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player

Origins: I Go Deep – Started Melvin Ingram-DL (0.00) while being out performed by Brandon Graham-DL (14.20)

Legends: House of Cards – Started Mark Barron-LB (6.00) while being out performed by Alec Ogletree-LB (34.05)

Fines – (-$10.00)

“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench

Origins: Yonce’s Divas (94.44)

Legends: BendTheKnee (89.17)

Fines – (-$15.00)

“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week

Origins: Breakin Tackles

Legends: NC Titans

**League Perks**

This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.

Used:

The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)

The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)

BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)

The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)

The Urge to Purge will hold any/all conference/divisional tiebreakers.

In Effect:

None

Have Not Been Used As of Yet:

I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.

Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.

Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi AwardAir Coryell Awardthe Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.

Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.

The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count