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**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Beating Macaque and their team low 159.40 was saved from elimination due to gaining immunity last week, which means the Surprise Scorpions and their 180.08 fantasy points were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week while Make Origins Great Again gained Immunity heading into next week with their team high of 264.87.
To Mr. Elliott, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 11 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 10 Elimination:
The Urge to Purge, coached by Theron K. Shavers Jr. - Week 9 Elimination:
Clam Diggers, coached by Rich Perez - Week 8 Elimination:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, coached by Michael Liotta - Week 7 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 6 Elimination:
Da Bearz, coached by Rob Thomas - Week 5 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
The Reapers, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 3 Elimination:
Watch Out Lil’ Bitch, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 2 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 1 Elimination:
Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
The Surprise Scorpions finished in the top spot this week, scoring 88 points in the Pool Picks. Miggity Mac Daddy finished in second place this week with 87 points, while The Urge to Purge finished in third with 86 points.
The Top 5 teams in the Pool Picks are below…
1. Make Origins Great Again (919)
2. The Urge to Purge (912)
3. Miggity Mac Daddy (906)
4. Alderaan Wookies (894)
5. Surprise Scorpions (887)
**The Guillotine!**
Off with his Head…
Da Bearz
Da Bearz were eliminated in The Guillotine! this week. Their season is officially over with their entire roster going back to the player pool to be picked up through the waiver wire.
The Top 10 players from Da Bearz’ roster is below & is available to be claimed over in The Guillotine!…
Josh Allen-QB
Aaron Rodgers-QB
Aaron Jones-RB
D.J. Moore-WR
Adam Thielen-WR
Rob Gronkowski-TE
Haason Reddick-DL
Jerome Baker-LB
Fred Warner-LB
Devin White-LB
**Steals & Bust**
The team that has the #1 Steal at the end of the season will win the Draftologist Award and will be able to subtract (-1) one year from any players keeper count.
Example: If Patrick Mahomes is currently a K2 on your roster, by winning this award you could essentially subtract one year from his keeper count and go into the 2022 season with Mahomes being a K2 again.
NOTE: (K2 = Keeper Count, meaning he’s been kept for 2 seasons as of 2021. A (K1) means that player has been kept for one season. A (K3) means that player is in their final year with that team. No player can be a keeper on the same team for more than three consecutive seasons.)
The team that has the #1 Bust at the end of the season will win the Leaf Award and will have to add (+1) one year to your longest tenured keeper going into next season.
Example: If Patrick Mahomes is currently a K2 on your roster, by winning this award you will have to add a year to the longest tenured keeper, keeper’s count going into the 2022 season. So if Mahomes is a K2, and all other keeper’s on your roster are a K1 or below, you would have to add a year to Mahomes and that would make him a K3 and Mahomes would not be eligible to be kept going into the 2022 season.
NOTE: (K2 = Keeper Count, meaning he’s been kept for 2 seasons as of 2021. A (K1) means that player has been kept for one season. A (K3) means that player is in their final year with that team. No player can be a keeper on the same team for more than three consecutive seasons.)
Origins
Top 3 Steals
- Jalen Hurts-QB (TMBGz) – Ranked 5th in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 14th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (TMBGz) – Ranked 2nd in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 12th round
- D’Andre Swift-RB (TMBGz) – Ranked 18th in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 11th round
Top 3 Bust
- Julio Jones-WR (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 489th in total scoring and was drafted 1st in the 5th round
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 392nd in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 4th round
- Saquon Barkley-RB (NC Titans) – Ranked 315th in total scoring and was drafted 7th in the 3rd round
Legends
Top 3 Steals
- Eric Kendricks-LB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 28th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 13th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 2nd in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 7th round
- Justin Herbert-QB (Alderaan Wookies) – Ranked 10th in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 6th round
Top 3 Bust
- Chris Carson-RB (Miggity Mac Daddy) – Ranked 573rd in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 3rd round
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Alderaan Wookies) – Ranked 392nd in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 2nd round
- Calvin Ridley-WR (Miggity Mac Daddy) – Ranked 362nd in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 2nd round
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Jonathan Taylor-RB (53.40 fantasy points)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Defensive Fantasy Gem) – Kyle Van Noy-LB (39.45 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Make Origins Great Again (264.87)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (232.09)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (73.53)
Legends: The Gremlins (51.44)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Justin Herbert (34.28)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Justin Jefferson (37.20)
Origins: Watch Out Lil’ Bitch
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Zach Ertz (28.80)
Origins: Watch Out Lil’ Bitch
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Evan McPherson (20.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Chris Jones (36.05)
Origins: None, the Clam Diggers did not start Jones
Legends: None, The Gremlins did not start Jones
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Desmond King (27.15)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: Make Origins Great Again
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: The Reapers (13.37)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (7.27)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: NC Titans (73.53)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (51.44)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: NC Titans (153.13)
Legends: Da Bearz (172.81)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Beating Macaque – Started Patrick Mahomes-QB (4.50) while being out performed by Aaron Rodgers-QB (33.50)
Legends: The Gremlins – Started Javon Hargrave-DL (2.25) while being out performed by Chris Jones-DL (36.05)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Beating Macaque (94.84)
Legends: Da Bearz (100.96)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet. This is here so that no league member gets blindsided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Gremlins can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over once during the regular season ONLY. (Cannot be used against a division rival)
The Reapers can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
The Urge to Purge can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
