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**Recaps**
Smoked Salmons Smoke Feeling Green
Difference Maker: Tyrell Williams (24.90 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Smoked Salmons beat a strong Feeling Green team by a score of 207.27 to 151.25, behind the support of 68,114 faithful fans at The Watershed. With their 207.27 points, the Smoked Salmons is now the proud record-holder of the 24th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Smoked Salmons were led to their 56.02 point victory by a 24.90 point effort from Tyrell Williams, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 118 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Sony Michel, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s.
“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
Feeling Green were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.98 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 352 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 5 field goals made and 4 extra points.
“They’ve had our number in the past,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
This brings the record for the Smoked Salmons to 3-4, and drops Feeling Green to a record of 4-3.
Coming up in week 7, Feeling Green are at 4-3 Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 6.5-point underdog, while 6-1 The Gremlins are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 44.6-point underdog.
Carnival of Pain Steal One from Team Supreme
Difference Maker: Marquise Goodwin-WR (28.60 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the Carnival of Pain stole a win from a tough Team Supreme team by a score of 180.47 to 168.45, behind the support of 65,769 faithful fans at The Fun House.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 12.02 point victory by a 28.60 point effort from Marquise Goodwin, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 126 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Goodwin was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 25.20 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 132 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Team Supreme were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.00 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 132 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 25.40 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the San Francisco 49ers defense for 425 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 34 rushing yards.
“We just didn’t get the job done,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 4-3, and drops Team Supreme to a record of 3-4.
Coming up in week 7, Team Supreme are at 3-4 Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 26.8-point underdog, while 3-4 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 29.8-point underdog.
Fournettecation Embarrass Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (33.00 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Fournettecation embarrassed a hapless Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 190.38 to 111.98, extending the winning streak for Fournettecation to 5 games.
Fournettecation were led to their 78.40 point victory by a 33.00 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 132 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 30.10 point effort from Budda Baker, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 9 tackles.
“We came to play,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.25 point effort from Matt Milano, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 3 tackles. They also got help from a 12.30 point effort from Mario Addison, who beat the Washington Redskins offense for 4 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 6-1, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-4.
Coming up in week 7, 3-4 Team Supreme are at Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 26.8-point underdog, while the 5-2 NC Titans are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 10.9-point favorite.
BendTheKnee Stops Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Patrick Mahomes-QB (30.98 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, BendTheKnee beat a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 188.88 to 164.09, extending the losing streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 5 games.
BendTheKnee were led to their 24.79 point victory by a 30.98 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 352 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 19.60 point effort from Danielle Hunter, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“It was a hard-fought contest,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.80 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 340 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.25 point effort from Benardrick McKinney, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 6 tackles.
“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Adding salt to the wound, the Carolina Hitmen could have scored 221.24 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Ronnell Morgan left key players like Marquise Goodwin and his corresponding 28.60 points on the bench.
This brings the record for BendTheKnee to 2-5, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 1-6.
Coming up in week 7, 3-4 Yonce’s Divas are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 6.4-point favorite, while 1-6 Hyde Yo Wife are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 8.1-point favorite.
Yonce’s Divas Slam Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Difference Maker: Andrew Luck-QB (22.74 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Yonce’s Divas slammed a strong Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 190.22 to 136.86, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,607 at Lambeau Field.
Yonce’s Divas were led to their 53.36 point victory by a 22.74 point effort from Andrew Luck, who beat the New York Jets defense for 301 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.00 point effort from Darron Lee, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception.
“We fed off the energy of our fans,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.00 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Crosby was the number 4 ranked place kicker for week 6. They also got help from a 16.35 point effort from Kenny Clark, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“We didn’t play our best game,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
This brings the record for Yonce’s Divas to 3-4, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 5-2.
Coming up in week 7, Yonce’s Divas are at the 1-6 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 6.4-point favorite, while the 3-4 House of Cards are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 20.6-point favorite.
Our Gordon Savior Takes Down House of Cards
Difference Maker: James Connor-RB (24.90 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Our Gordon Savior squeaked by a tough House of Cards team by a score of 191.25 to 181.47, silencing a hostile crowd of 72,205 at They All Falls Down Stadium.
Our Gordon Savior were led to their 9.78 point victory by a 24.90 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 111 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Conner was the number 5 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“I’m happy we came in here and got the win,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.00 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 5 field goals made and 4 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 6. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Anthony Hitchens, who beat the New England Patriots offense for 6 tackles.
“Give them all the credit,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Causing further embarrassment, the House of Cards could have scored 195.77 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mike Friery left key players like Alec Ogletree and his corresponding 14.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 4-3, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 3-4.
Coming up in week 7, 4-3 Feeling Green are at Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the House of Cards are at 5-2 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 20.6-point favorite.
The Urge to Purge Destroy Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Todd Gurley-RB (51.75 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, The Urge to Purge destroyed a hapless Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 268.98 to 184.09, behind the support of 70,850 faithful fans at a Nation Reborn Field at Anarchy Stadium. With their 268.98 points, The Urge to Purge is now the proud record-holder of the 1st-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 84.89 point victory by a 51.75 point effort from Todd Gurley, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 208 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 34.20 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 142 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s.
“It was a full team effort,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.50 point effort from Emmanuel Sanders, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from Nigel Bradham, who beat the New York Giants offense for 6 tackles.
“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 6-1, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 1-6.
Coming up in week 7, 2-5 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 25.7-point favorite, while Hyde Yo Wife are at the 2-5 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 8.1-point favorite.
I Go Deep Edge Alderaan Wookies
Difference Maker: Ben Roethlisberger-QB (18.56 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, I Go Deep edged a tough Alderaan Wookies team by a score of 143.56 to 142.03, behind the support of 68,018 faithful fans at Myles Deep Field.
I Go Deep were led to their 1.53 point victory by a 18.56 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 369 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Alex Collins, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 54 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s.
“This was a good win for us,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
The Alderaan Wookies were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.90 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 111 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Conner was the number 5 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 16.30 point effort from Tarik Cohen, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 31 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 90 receiving yards.
“We aren’t in this for moral victories,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
Compounding the issue, the Alderaan Wookies could have scored 152.93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Champ Douglas left key players like Corey Clement and his corresponding 13.65 points on the bench.
I Go Deep took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 3-4, and drops the Alderaan Wookies to a record of 4-3.
Coming up in week 7, I Go Deep are at 2-5 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 3.9-point favorite, while the 4-3 Surprise Scorpions are at the Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 6.9-point favorite.
The Gremlins Get Past Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Todd Gurley-RB (34.50 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, The Gremlins squeaked by a tough Breakin Tackles team by a score of 214.38 to 195.56, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 6 games. With their 214.38 points, The Gremlins is now the proud record-holder of the 11th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Gremlins were led to their 18.82 point victory by a 34.50 point effort from Todd Gurley, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 208 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 26.50 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 80 rushing yards in addition to 105 receiving yards.
“It was a workman-like effort,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.25 point effort from Kyle Fuller, who beat the Miami Dolphins offense for 6 tackles and 2 interceptions. With this performance, Fuller was the number 1 ranked defensive cornerback for week 6. They also got help from a 26.50 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 80 rushing yards in addition to 105 receiving yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Breakin Tackles drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 6-1, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 1-6.
Coming up in week 7, Breakin Tackles are at the 6-1 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 1.1-point favorite, while The Gremlins are at the 3-4 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 44.6-point underdog.
NC Titans Sack I Got Sacks
Difference Maker: Tyreek Hill-WR (34.20 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the NC Titans squeaked by a tough I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 167.06 to 153.37, silencing a hostile crowd of 72,762 at Sacks City Center.
The NC Titans were led to their 13.69 point victory by a 34.20 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 142 receiving yards and 3 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Hill was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 32.40 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 99 receiving yards.
“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.00 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Crosby was the number 4 ranked place kicker for week 6. They also got help from a 15.30 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
This brings the record for the NC Titans to 5-2, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 2-5.
Coming up in week 7, 3-4 I Go Deep are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 3.9-point favorite, while the NC Titans are at 6-1 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 10.9-point favorite.
Clam Diggers Kill Surprise Scorpions
Difference Maker: Budda Baker-DB (30.10 pts)
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Clam Diggers killed a hapless Surprise Scorpions team by a score of 159.84 to 103.55, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 6 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 56.28 point victory by a 30.10 point effort from Budda Baker, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, Baker was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 6. They also got help from a 19.60 point effort from Danielle Hunter, who beat the Arizona Cardinals offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We fed off the energy of our fans,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The Surprise Scorpions were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.80 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 340 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.75 point effort from Kwon Alexander, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 10 tackles.
“That’s the key statistic…, turnovers,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
The Clam Diggers took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 6.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 6-1, and drops the Surprise Scorpions to a record of 4-3.
Coming up in week 7, 1-6 Breakin Tackles are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 1.1-point favorite, while the Surprise Scorpions are at the 4-3 Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 6.9-point favorite.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Outlast Hakeem I Saw I Conquered in Liotta Bowl
Difference Maker: Aaron Rodgers-QB (38.10 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 6 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood squeaked by a tough Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 195.76 to 183.13, extending the losing streak for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 3 games.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 12.62 point victory by a 38.10 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the San Francisco 49ers defense for 425 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 34 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Kiko Alonso, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 9 tackles.
“This win was no fluke,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.46 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 354 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 19.40 point effort from Alshon Jeffery, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 74 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s.
“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Compounding the issue, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered could have scored 200.06 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brian Liotta left key players like Lorenzo Alexander and his corresponding 21.45 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 3-4, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 2-5.
Coming up in week 7, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 6-1 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 25.7-point favorite, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at the 4-3 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 29.8-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Based Off of Record & Power Rank…
1. Fournettecation (6-1)
2. The Urge to Purge (6-1)
3. The Gremlins (6-1)
4. Clam Diggers (6-1)
5. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (5-2)
Honorable Mention – NC Titans (5-2)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
The Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott, and their fantasy point total of (103.55) were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest point total for this week. To Mr. Elliott, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 6 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 5 Elimination:
Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott - Week 4 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines - Week 4 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 4 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 3 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 2 Elimination:
Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako - Week 1 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
The House of Cards topped everyone in week 6 with 99 points as they remain in 2nd place in the standings. Fournettecation (97 points) takes second this week, while Hyde Yo Wife and Breakin Tackles (both with 94 points) tied for third to round out top pool picks for the week…
1. Surprise Scorpions (527)
2. House of Cards (502)
3. Hyde Yo Wife (493)
4. Breakin Tackles (490)
5. The Urge to Purge (477)
T6. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (476)
T6. Alderaan Wookies (476)
8. Feeling Green (468)
9. Carnival of Pain (466)
10. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (463)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Todd Gurley-RB (34.50 fantasy points)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Budda Baker-DB (30.10 fantasy points)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: Fournettecation
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (268.98)
Legends: The Gremlins (214.39)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (84.89)
Legends: Fournettecation (78.40)
“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (Todd Gurley-RB; 17.25 Bonus Points)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (Aaron Rodgers-QB; 12.70 Bonus Points)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Patrick Mahomes (30.98)
Origins: Feeling Green
Legends: BendTheKnee
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Tyreek Hill (34.20)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: NC Titans
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Austin Hooper (13.10)
Origins: None, Carolina Hitmen did not start Hooper
Legends: Carnival of Pain
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Jason Myers (24.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Frank Clark (23.05)
Origins: None, Carolina Hitmen did not start Clark
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Za’Darius Smith (29.55)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Team Supreme (12.02)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (1.53)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts (78.40)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (84.89)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts (111.98)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (103.55)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Carolina Hitmen – Started Randall Cobb-WR (0.00) while being out performed by Marquise Goodwin-WR (28.60)
Legends: Smoked Salmons – Started Robby Anderson-WR (3.90) while being out performed by Albert Wilson-WR (30.00)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Carolina Hitmen (95.15)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (92.90)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)
In Effect:
The Urge to Purge will hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers.
The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (3/4)
BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (3/4)
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count
