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**Recaps**
Carolina Hitmen Gun Down I Got Sacks
Difference Maker: Tevin Coleman-RB (27.60 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Carolina Hitmen squeaked by a tough I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 134.81 to 133.14, behind the support of 67,513 faithful fans at Assassin’s Arena.
The Carolina Hitmen were led to their 1.67 point victory by a 27.60 point effort from Tevin Coleman, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 88 rushing yards in addition to 68 receiving yards. With this performance, Coleman was the number 4 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 105 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We took it to them,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.44 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 346 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 27.70 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 79 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 78 receiving yards.
“They owned us,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Causing further embarrassment, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks could have scored 152.24 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Robert Jackson left key players like Chris Jones and his corresponding 14.55 points on the bench.
The Carolina Hitmen took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for the Carolina Hitmen to 2-9, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 10, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the 7-4 Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 5.7-point favorite, while 8-3 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 20.7-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Slam I Go Deep
Difference Maker: Danielle Hunter-DL (44.85 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Clam Diggers slammed a hapless I Go Deep team by a score of 148.96 to 104.03, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 3 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 44.93 point victory by a 44.85 point effort from Danielle Hunter, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles and 3.5 QB sacks. With this performance, Hunter was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. In addition, Hunter entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 6th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 22.30 point effort from James White, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 31 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 72 receiving yards.
“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.20 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 270 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 4 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 10.15 point effort from Melvin Ingram, who beat the Seattle Seahawks offense for 1 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“We shot ourselves in the foot,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 9-2, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 10, the Clam Diggers are at the 3-8 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 39.6-point underdog, while I Go Deep are at 2-9 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 22.2-point favorite.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Embarrass Yonce’s Divas
Difference Maker: Matt Ryan-QB (27.00 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered embarrassed a hapless Yonce’s Divas team by a score of 196.38 to 129.57, extending the losing streak for Yonce’s Divas to 3 games.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 66.81 point victory by a 27.00 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 350 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s. With this performance, Ryan was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 24.05 point effort from Adrian Amos, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception.
“We’re tickled to death to get out of here with this win,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Yonce’s Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.02 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 243 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 23 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.00 point effort from Anthony Hitchens, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 8 tackles.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 4-7, and drops Yonce’s Divas to a record of 4-7.
Coming up in week 10, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at 8-3 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 11.7-point underdog, while 10-1 The Gremlins are at Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 44.1-point underdog.
Our Gordon Savior Clips Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: James Conner-RB (22.30 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Our Gordon Savior squeaked by a tough Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 176.92 to 161.38, extending the winning streak for Our Gordon Savior to 3 games.
Our Gordon Savior were led to their 15.54 point victory by a 22.30 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 107 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards. With this performance, Conner was the number 5 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 17.75 point effort from Tahir Whitehead, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 6 tackles.
“It was a workman-like effort,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.34 point effort from Jared Goff, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 391 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 27.40 point effort from Mario Addison, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 3 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 7-4, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-8.
Coming up in week 10, 6-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 9-point favorite, while 4-7 BendTheKnee are at Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 31.2-point underdog.
Feeling Green Slips Past Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Alvin Kamara-RB (29.60 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Feeling Green beat a strong Breakin Tackles team by a score of 213.70 to 182.68, extending the winning streak for Feeling Green to 4 games. With their 213.70 points, Feeling Green is now the proud record-holder of the 12th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Feeling Green were led to their 31.02 point victory by a 29.60 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 82 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 34 receiving yards. With this performance, Kamara was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 29.10 point effort from Michael Thomas, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 211 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 51.15 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 91 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 50 receiving yards. With this performance, Hunt was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 19.18 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 247 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 33 rushing yards.
“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Breakin Tackles drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 8-3, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 2-9.
Coming up in week 10, the 7-4 Carnival of Pain are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 25.3-point favorite, while the 3-8 House of Cards are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 51.8-point favorite.
Team Supreme Downs The Urge to Purge
Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (18.30 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Team Supreme beat a strong The Urge to Purge team by a score of 163.36 to 137.58, behind the support of 69,276 faithful fans at Kevin Gates Field at Supreme Stadium.
Team Supreme were led to their 25.78 point victory by a 18.30 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 113 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18.16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 8 rushing yards.
“I’m happy he could make a contribution tonight,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
The Urge to Purge were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.20 point effort from Dion Lewis, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 62 rushing yards in addition to 60 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Bobby Wagner, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers offense for 5 tackles.
“We can’t get complacent this late in the season,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
This brings the record for Team Supreme to 6-5, and drops The Urge to Purge to a record of 8-3.
Coming up in week 10, Team Supreme are at the 5-6 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 6.8-point underdog, while The Urge to Purge are at the 8-3 Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 29.8-point underdog.
Carnival of Pain Edge Beer, Cheese, & Brats
Difference Maker: James White-RB (22.30 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Carnival of Pain squeaked by a tough Beer, Cheese, & Brats team by a score of 157.05 to 152.64, behind the support of 69,010 faithful fans at The Fun House.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 4.41 point victory by a 22.30 point effort from James White, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 31 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 72 receiving yards. With this performance, White was the number 6 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Roquan Smith, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 10 tackles.
“We needed this win, that is a good football team over there,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.10 point effort from Michael Thomas, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 211 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Thomas was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 28.34 point effort from Jared Goff, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 391 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 17 rushing yards.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
Compounding the issue, Beer, Cheese, & Brats could have scored 204.84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett left key players like Tevin Coleman and his corresponding 27.60 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 7-4, and drops Beer, Cheese, & Brats to a record of 8-3.
Coming up in week 10, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 2-9 Carolina Hitmen, where the Carolina Hitmen are an early 20.7-point underdog, while the Carnival of Pain are at 8-3 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 25.3-point favorite.
Alderaan Wookies Annihilate House of Cards
Difference Maker: Alvin Kamara-RB (29.60 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the Alderaan Wookies annihilated a hapless House of Cards team by a score of 213.91 to 96.76, extending the winning streak for the Alderaan Wookies to 4 games. With their 213.91 points, the Alderaan Wookies is now the proud record-holder of the 11th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 117.15 point victory by a 29.60 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 82 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 34 receiving yards. With this performance, Kamara was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 22.30 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 107 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards.
“We came to play today,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.00 point effort from Kevin Byard, who beat the Dallas Cowboys offense for 3 tackles and 1 interception. They also got help from a 12.00 point effort from Anthony Hitchens, who beat the Cleveland Browns offense for 8 tackles.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 8-3, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 3-8.
Coming up in week 10, 8-3 The Urge to Purge are at the Alderaan Wookies, where the Alderaan Wookies are an early 29.8-point underdog, while the House of Cards are at the 2-9 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 51.8-point favorite.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Take Down NC Titans
Difference Maker: Christian McCaffrey-RB (27.70 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 174.83 to 138.39, extending the winning streak for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 3 games.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 36.44 point victory by a 27.70 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 79 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 78 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 3 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 18.16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 8 rushing yards.
“Our execution was flawless,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.44 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 346 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17.75 point effort from Tahir Whitehead, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 6 tackles.
“My hat’s off to them,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 6-5, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 5-6.
Coming up in week 10, 6-5 Team Supreme are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 6.8-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 7-4 Our Gordon Savior, where Our Gordon Savior are an early 9-point favorite.
BendTheKnee Smokes Smoked Salmons
Difference Maker: Danielle Hunter-DL (44.85 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, BendTheKnee smoked a hapless Smoked Salmons team by a score of 216.15 to 130.92, extending the losing streak for the Smoked Salmons to 4 games. With their 216.15 points, BendTheKnee is now the proud record-holder of the 8th-highest weekly point total in league history.
BendTheKnee were led to their 85.23 point victory by a 44.85 point effort from Danielle Hunter, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles and 3.5 QB sacks. With this performance, Hunter was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. In addition, Hunter entered the The League! – E.F.F.L. Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 6th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 26.80 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 18 rushing yards.
“We really needed this win,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.18 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 247 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 33 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.40 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They beat us in every phase of the game…,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
This brings the record for BendTheKnee to 4-7, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 3-8.
Coming up in week 10, the 9-2 Clam Diggers are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 39.6-point underdog, while BendTheKnee are at 3-8 Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 31.2-point underdog.
Surprise Scorpions Take Out Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Jordan Howard-RB (16.70 pts)
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the Surprise Scorpions beat a strong Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 142.11 to 127.23, extending the winning streak for the Surprise Scorpions to 3 games.
The Surprise Scorpions were led to their 14.88 point victory by a 16.70 point effort from Jordan Howard, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 89 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“This game was won in the trenches,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.20 point effort from Dion Lewis, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 62 rushing yards in addition to 60 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11.00 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 5 tackles.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Causing further embarrassment, Hyde Yo Wife could have scored 146.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Greg Stallworth left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 24.20 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpions to 7-4, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 2-9.
Coming up in week 10, 4-7 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at the Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 5.7-point favorite, while 4-7 I Go Deep are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 22.2-point favorite.
The Gremlins Destroy Fournettecation
Difference Maker: Kareem Hunt-RB (51.15 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 9 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Gremlins destroyed a hapless Fournettecation team by a score of 217.13 to 135.47, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 10 games. With their 217.13 points, The Gremlins are now the proud record-holder of the 8th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Gremlins were led to their 81.66 point victory by a 34.10 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 91 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 50 receiving yards. With this performance, Hunt was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 30.75 point effort from Eddie Jackson, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 5 tackles.
“This team always seems to find a way to win,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Fournettecation were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.30 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 113 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15.12 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 228 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 10-1, and drops Fournettecation to a record of 8-3.
Coming up in week 10, 4-7 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 11.7-point underdog, while The Gremlins are at 4-7 Yonce’s Divas, where Yonce’s Divas are an early 44.1-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Based Off of Record & Power Rank…
1. The Gremlins (10-1)
2. Clam Diggers (9-2)
3. Feeling Green (8-3)
4. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (8-3)
5. Alderaan Wookies (8-3)
Honorable Mention – The Urge to Purge (8-3)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth, and their fantasy point total of (127.23) were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest point total for this week. To Mr. Stallworth, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 9 Elimination:
Hyde Yo Wife, coached by Greg Stallworth - Week 8 Elimination:
Fournettecation, coached by C.J. Jensen - Week 8 Elimination:
Breakin Tackles, coached by Chris Butler - Week 8 Elimination:
Carolina Hitmen, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 8 Elimination:
Smoked Salmons, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 7 Elimination:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, coached by Brian Liotta - Week 6 Elimination:
Surprise Scorpions, coached by Robert Elliott - Week 5 Elimination:
Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott - Week 4 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines - Week 4 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 4 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 3 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 2 Elimination:
Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako - Week 1 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered topped everyone in week 9 with 85 points as they move up to 4th place in the standings. Our Gordon Savior (77 pts) and the House of Cards (76 pts) round out the top three for the week…
1. Surprise Scorpions (776)
2. House of Cards (756)
3. Hyde Yo Wife (736)
4. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (731)
5. The Urge to Purge (728)
6. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (723)
7. Alderaan Wookies (711)
8. Carnival of Pain (710)
9T. Breakin Tackles (687)
9T. Fournettecation (687)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Kareem Hunt-RB (34.10 fantasy points)
Origins: Breakin Tackles
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Danielle Hunter-DL (44.85 fantasy points)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: BendTheKnee
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Feeling Green (213.70)
Legends: The Gremlins (217.13)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (66.81)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (117.16)
“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (Kareem Hunt-RB; 17.05 Bonus Points)
Legends: The Gremlins (Kareem Hunt-RB; 17.05 Bonus Points)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Drew Brees (33.44)
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks
Legends: NC Titans
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Michael Thomas (29.10)
Origins: Feeling Green
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Travis Kelce (21.90)
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Wil Lutz, Cody Parker & Greg Zuerlein (11.00)
Origins: Our Gordon Savior, Feeling Green & Team Supreme
Legends: Surprise Scorpions & Fournettecation
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Jerome Baker (22.25)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Eddie Jackson (30.75)
Origins: None
Legends: The Gremlins
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (1.67)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (4.41)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Yonce’s Divas (66.81)
Legends: House of Cards (117.16)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: I Go Deep (104.03)
Legends: House of Cards (96.76)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered – Started Blake Martinez-LB (7.50) while being out performed by Avery Williamson-LB (21.05)
Legends: Fournettecation – Started Jurrell Casey-DL (1.50) while being out performed by Mario Addison-DL (27.40)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (52.69)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (65.25)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (2/2)
BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
In Effect:
The Urge to Purge will hold any/all conference/divisional tiebreakers.
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count
