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**Quick Hitter**
Back to Back to Back League Polls for the first time ever in The League! Please be informed that you will have to vote on the poll BEFORE you can set your lineup for the week. The question we are polling this week is…
Should we add running a playoff league to The League?
This poll will be majority vote as every team in the league does not have to participate if they don’t want to. This playoff league will only be for fun with the potential of it being added permanently to the league in the future for a league perk or something!
If majority vote rules in favor of running a playoff league, the rule of the playoff league are defined below…
This playoff league will be a Contest League, meaning All NFL players are available to all teams each week (no rosters are used). Instead a player can only be submitted once throughout the playoffs.
Rosters are not used, but instead owners simply submit from the NFL Player pool each week.
This playoff league will be free of course!
**Recaps**
I Got Sacks Embarrass Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: Drew Brees-QB (26.72 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks embarrassed a hapless Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 149.22 to 100.11, extending the losing streak for Bawse Hog Nuts to 3 games.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led to their 49.11 point victory by a 26.72 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 25.75 point effort from Devin McCourty, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 11 tackles.
“We made our own breaks today,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 13.50 point effort from Bradley McDougald, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 8 tackles. They also got help from a 12.55 point effort from Cameron Heyward, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 2 tackles and 1.5 QB sacks.
“We lost our focus,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 19 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 5.
This brings the record for I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to 2-4, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-3.
Coming up in week 6, Bawse Hog Nuts are at 5-1 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 6.3-point underdog, while the 4-2 NC Titans are at I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 31.6-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Hold Off The Urge to Purge
Difference Maker: Budda Baker-DB (28.15 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Clam Diggers held off a tough The Urge to Purge team by a score of 162.52 to 160.47, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 5 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 2.05 point victory by a 28.15 point effort from Budda Baker, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 11 tackles. With this performance, Baker was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 5. They also got help from a 17.75 point effort from Denzel Ward, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 4 tackles and 1 interception.
“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The Urge to Purge were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.80 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 77 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 2 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 26.90 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 48 rushing yards in addition to 81 receiving yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Urge to Purge could have scored 165.17 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Theron K. Shavers Jr. left key players like Reshad Jones and his corresponding 15.25 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 5-1, and drops The Urge to Purge to a record of 5-1.
Coming up in week 6, 1-5 Hyde Yo Wife are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 28.5-point favorite, while the 4-2 Surprise Scorpions are at the Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 3.1-point underdog.
Feeling Green Slips Past Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (27.02 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Feeling Green slipped past a tough Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 162.25 to 158.59, extending the losing streak for the Carolina Hitmen to 4 games.
Feeling Green were led to their 3.66 point victory by a 27.02 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 131 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Beckham was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from Jamie Collins, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 8 tackles.
“This team showed a lot of pride,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.54 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Brady was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 17.60 point effort from Frank Clark, who beat the Los Angeles Rams offense for 2 tackles.
“We beat ourselves,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 4-2, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 1-5.
Coming up in week 6, Feeling Green are at the 2-4 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 36.6-point underdog, while the Carolina Hitmen are at the 1-5 BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 8.4-point favorite.
Yonce’s Divas Outclass Team Supreme
Difference Maker: Andrew Luck-QB (21.60 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Yonce’s Divas outclassed a tough Team Supreme team by a score of 164.12 to 162.07, silencing a hostile crowd of 65,349 at Kevin Gates Field at Supreme Stadium.
Yonce’s Divas were led to their 2.06 point victory by a 21.60 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 365 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Luck was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 55 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 16 receiving yards.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
Team Supreme were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.68 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 442 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18.04 point effort from Sony Michel, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 98 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.
“They caught us on an off night,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
Adding salt to the wound, Team Supreme could have scored 165.45 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Earl Matthews left key players like Zach Cunningham and his corresponding 11.25 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Yonce’s Divas to 2-4, and drops Team Supreme to a record of 3-3.
Coming up in week 6, Team Supreme are at the 3-3 Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 22.0-point underdog, while Yonce’s Divas are at 5-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 13.6-point underdog.
Our Gordon Savior Blow Past Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: James Connor-RB (30.50 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Our Gordon Savior beat a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 204.31 to 177.15, silencing a hostile crowd of 66,642 at Giants Stadium.
Our Gordon Savior were led to their 27.16 point victory by a 30.50 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 110 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Conner was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 24.60 point effort from Jaylon Smith, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 6 tackles.
“This win was better than expected,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.10 point effort from Isaiah Crowell, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 219 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards. With this performance, Crowell was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 19.55 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 4 tackles.
“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 5.
This brings the record for Our Gordon Savior to 3-3, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 2-4.
Coming up in week 6, Our Gordon Savior are at the 3-3 House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 43.1-point underdog, while 2-4 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 12.0-point underdog.
I Go Deep Squeaks By Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Melvin Ingram-DL (25.50 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, I Go Deep squeaked by a tough Breakin Tackles team by a score of 154.96 to 143.03, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 5 games.
I Go Deep were led to their 11.93 point victory by a 25.50 point effort from Melvin Ingram, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 5 tackles and 1.0 QB sack. With this performance, Ingram was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 5. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 16 rushing yards.
“It feels great to get out of here with the win,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.50 point effort from Joe Schobert, who beat the Baltimore Ravens offense for 5 tackles. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 87 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards.
“I don’t want to point fingers but the refs didn’t do their jobs,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
I Go Deep took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 5.
This brings the record for I Go Deep to 2-4, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 1-5.
Coming up in week 6, the 4-2 Alderaan Wookies are at I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 32.5-point underdog, while 5-1 The Gremlins are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 38.7-point underdog.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Smoke Smoked Salmons
Difference Maker: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (27.02 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Beer, Cheese, & Brats beat a strong Smoked Salmons team by a score of 188.56 to 149.45, extending the winning streak for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 3 games.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 39.11 point victory by a 27.02 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 131 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Beckham was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 55 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 16 receiving yards.
“We managed to get the win despite not playing our best game,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.50 point effort from Eric Ebron, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 105 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Ebron was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 18.04 point effort from Sony Michel, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 98 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.
“They wanted it more than we did tonight” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
Causing further embarrassment, the Smoked Salmons could have scored 221.35 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Larry Mrozowski left key players like Linval Joseph and his corresponding 31.65 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 5-1, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 2-4.
Coming up in week 6, 4-2 Feeling Green are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 36.6-point underdog, while 2-4 Yonce’s Divas are at Beer, Cheese, & Brats, where Beer, Cheese, & Brats are an early 13.6-point underdog.
Fournettecation RunsThrough Alderaan Wookies
Difference Maker: Budda Baker-DB (28.15 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Fournettecation embarrassed a hapless Alderaan Wookies team by a score of 216.59 to 140.50, extending the winning streak for Fournettecation to 4 games. With their 216.59 points, Fournettecation is now the proud record-holder of the 8th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Fournettecation were led to their 76.09 point victory by a 28.15 point effort from Budda Baker, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 11 tackles. With this performance, Baker was the number 2 ranked defensive safety for week 5. They also got help from a 21.36 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 339 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“We needed to take care of business at home this week,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
The Alderaan Wookies were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.50 point effort from James Conner, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 110 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Conner was the number 3 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 20.00 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who tore apart the Dallas Cowboys defense for 375 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 40 rushing yards.
“We just didn’t have it today,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 5-1, and drops the Alderaan Wookies to a record of 4-2.
Coming up in week 6, 3-3 Bawse Hog Nuts are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 6.3-point underdog, while the Alderaan Wookies are at 2-4 I Go Deep, where I Go Deep are an early 32.5-point underdog.
Carnival of Pain Edge Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Tyler Lockett-WR (20.36 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, the Carnival of Pain edged out a tough Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 169.71 to 161.30, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,696 at B.o.B. Field.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 8.41 point victory by a 20.36 point effort from Tyler Lockett, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 98 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Lockett was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 20.00 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 140 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“This team showed a lot of resiliency,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.10 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 101 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Brown was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 5. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 16 rushing yards.
“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Causing further embarrassment, Hyde Yo Wife could have scored 176.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Greg Stallworth left key players like Leonard Williams and his corresponding 18.95 points on the bench.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 3-3, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 1-5.
Coming up in week 6, 3-3 Team Supreme are at the Carnival of Pain, where the Carnival of Pain are an early 22.0-point underdog, while Hyde Yo Wife are at 5-1 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 28.5-point favorite.
The Gremlins Trash Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: Todd Gurley-RB (30.80 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Gremlins beat a strong Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 205.40 to 153.68, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 5 games.
The Gremlins were led to their 51.72 point victory by a 30.80 point effort from Todd Gurley, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 77 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Gurley was the number 2 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 19.30 point effort from Mark Ingram, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 53 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 20 receiving yards.
“That was a full team effort…, offense, defense, and special teams,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.68 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 442 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15.30 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 35 receiving yards.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 5-1, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 2-4.
Coming up in week 6, The Gremlins are at 1-5 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 38.7-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 2-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 12.0-point underdog.
NC Titans Knock Out BendTheKnee
Difference Maker: Saquan Barkley-RB (40.35 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, the NC Titans beat a tough BendTheKnee team by a score of 187.80 to 169.35, extending the losing streak for BendTheKnee to 4 games.
The NC Titans were led to their 18.45 point victory by a 40.35 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 48 rushing yards in addition to 81 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 4 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 26.72 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.60 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 365 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. With this performance, Luck was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from T.J. Yeldon, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 53 rushing yards in addition to 69 receiving yards.
“We dug ourselves a pretty deep hole,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
Adding salt to the wound, BendTheKnee could have scored 192.65 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Laurence Sta Ines left key players like Melvin Ingram and his corresponding 25.50 points on the bench.
BendTheKnee drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 5.
This brings the record for the NC Titans to 4-2, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 1-5.
Coming up in week 6, the 1-5 Carolina Hitmen are at BendTheKnee, where BendTheKnee are an early 8.4-point favorite, while the NC Titans are at 2-4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, where I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are an early 31.6-point underdog.
Surprise Scorpions Bring Down House of Cards
Difference Maker: Josh Bynes-LB (34.80 pts)
In a week 5 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Surprise Scorpions beat a strong House of Cards team by a score of 156.74 to 140.47, extending the winning streak for the Surprise Scorpions to 3 games.
The Surprise Scorpions were led to their 16.28 point victory by a 34.80 point effort from Josh Bynes, who beat the San Francisco 49ers offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, Bynes was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 27.54 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“We’ll enjoy this one for 24 hours and then get ready for next week,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.00 point effort from Zach Ertz, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Ertz was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 13.14 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 301 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 1 rushing yards.
“They stepped up and made the plays that we didn’t,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
The Surprise Scorpions took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 15 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 5.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpions to 4-2, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 3-3.
Coming up in week 6, 3-3 Our Gordon Savior are at the House of Cards, where the House of Cards are an early 22.0-point underdog, while the Surprise Scorpions are at the 5-1 Clam Diggers, where the Clam Diggers are an early 3.1-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Based Off of Record & Power Rank…
1. Fournettecation (5-1)
2. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (5-1)
3. The Urge to Purge (5-1)
4. The Gremlins (5-1)
5. Clam Diggers (5-1)
Honorable Mention – Feeling Green (4-2)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott, and their fantasy point total of (100.11) were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they had the lowest point total for this week. To Mr. Scott, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 5 Elimination:
Bawse Hog Nuts, coached by Eric Scott - Week 4 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines - Week 4 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 4 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 3 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 2 Elimination:
Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako - Week 1 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Breakin Tackles topped everyone in week 5 with 107 points as they climb into the Top 10 now tied for 6th place in the standings. The House of Cards (99 points) and the Surprise Scorpions (98 points) round out the top 3 for the week…
1. Surprise Scorpions (436)
2. House of Cards (403)
3. Feeling Green (401)
4. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (400)
5. Hyde Yo Wife (399)
6T. Breakin Tackles (396)
6T. Carnival of Pain (396)
8. The Urge to Purge (395)
9. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (390)
10. The Gremlins (389)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Isaiah Crowell-RB (31.10 fantasy points)
Origins: Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Legends: None, Beer, Cheese, & Brats did not start Crowell
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Josh Bynes-LB (34.80 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: Surprise Scorpians
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Our Gordon Savior (204.31)
Legends: Fournettecation (216.59)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (49.11)
Legends: Fournettecation (76.09)
“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week
Origins: Breakin Tackles (Matthew Stafford-QB; 6.11 Bonus Points)
Legends: NC Titans (Saquan Barkley-RB; 13.45 Bonus Points)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Tom Brady (27.54)
Origins: Carolina Hitmen
Legends: Surprise Scorpians
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Odell Beckham (27.02)
Origins: Feeling Green
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Eric Ebron (22.50)
Origins: None, Clam Diggers did not start Ebron
Legends: Smoked Salmons
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Graham Gano (17.00)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Linval Joseph (31.65)
Origins: None, Yonce’s Divas did not Start Joseph
Legends:None, Smoked Salmons did not Start Joseph
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Marcus Maye (33.20)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (2.05)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (8.41)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts (49.11)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (76.09)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts (100.11)
Legends: House of Cards (140.47)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Clam Diggers – Started Derrick Johnson-LB (0.00) while being out performed by T.J. Watt-LB (34.00)
Legends: Smoked Salmons – Started D.J. Reader-DL (5.25) while being out performed by Linval Joseph-DL (31.65)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts (69.59)
Legends: Smoked Salmons (109.55)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: Bawse Hog Nuts
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (4/4)
In Effect:
The Urge to Purge will hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers.
The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (3/4)
BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (2/4)
The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (1/2)
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count
