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**Quick Hitter**
Gentlemen, after a week delay the Guillotine will kick off in week three.
Again, there is nothing for you to do this week as your lineup in set in the primary league will also be your submitted lineup in The Guillotine!, you will just want to pay attention to which team had been eliminated so you will know which players are going back to the waiver wire.
Also, please be on the look out for your league invites for The Guillotine! I will send those invites out through email this weekend.
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
The Gremlins and their team low 137.54 fantasy points were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week while TMBGz gained Immunity heading into week 3 with their team high of 253.94.
To Mr. Arcand, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 2 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 1 Elimination:
Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
Make Origins Great Again & The Reapers both finished in the top spot in week two, scoring 112 points in the Pool Picks. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood finished in second place this week with 108 points, while The Urge to Purge finished in third with 103 points.
The Top 5 teams in the pool picks are below…
1. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (197)
2. The Urge to Purge (188)
3. Make Origins Great Again (179)
4. The Reapers (179)
5. TMBGz (171)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Derrick Henry-RB (49.70 fantasy points)
Origins: TMBGz
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Defensive Fantasy Gem) – Mike Edwards-DB (37.10 fantasy points)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz (253.94)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (239.34)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: TMBGz (94.76)
Legends: Surprise Scorpions (87.55)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week – Lamar Jackson (32.26)
Origins: Make Origins Great Again
Legends: House of Cards
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Cooper Kupp (36.80)
Origins: TMBGz
Legends: Surprise Scorpions
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Travis Kelce (26.40)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: Surprise Scorpions
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Graham Gano (21.00)
Origins: NC Titans
Legends: None
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Danielle Hunter (29.90)
Origins: Beating Macaque
Legends: Surprise Scorpions
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Roquan Smith (36.35)
Origins: Make Origins Great Again
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: Surprise Scorpions
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (3.26)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (14.88)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (94.76)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (87.55)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (159.18)
Legends: The Gremlins (137.54)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Clam Diggers – Started Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (2.60) while being out performed by Najee Harris-RB (19.10)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies – Started Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (2.60) while being out performed by Tony Pollard-RB (27.34)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Beating Macaque (81.00)
Legends: The Gremlins (112.25)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet. This is here so that no league member gets blindsided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Gremlins can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over once during the regular season ONLY. (Cannot be used against a division rival)
The Reapers can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
The Urge to Purge can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
