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**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
The NC Titans and their team low 117.13 fantasy points were eliminated from E.L.S.I.E. Island this week while the Clam Diggers gained Immunity heading into next week with their team high of 257.60.
To Mr. Kendrick, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 5 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
The Reapers, coached by Larry Mrozowski - Week 3 Elimination:
Watch Out Lil’ Bitch, coached by Ronnell Morgan - Week 2 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand - Week 1 Elimination:
Alderaan Wookies, coached by Champ Douglas
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
The Alderaan Wookies finished in the top spot this week, scoring 131 points in the Pool Picks. Miggity Mac Daddy finished in second place this week with 124 points, while the Surprise Scorpions finished in third with 122 points.
The Top 5 teams in the Pool Picks are below…
1. The Urge to Purge (505)
2. Make Origins Great Again (502)
3. Alderaan Wookies (498)
4. Surprise Scorpions (497)
5. Miggity Mac Daddy (487)
**The Guillotine!**
Off with his Head…
The NC Titans were to be eliminated in The Guillotine! this week. Their season is officially over with their entire roster going back to the player pool to be picked up through the waiver wire.
The top 10 players from the NC Titans is below & available to be claimed over in The Guillotine!…
Dak Prescott-QB
Jameis Winston-QB
Saquon Barkley-RB
Dalvin Cook-RB
Amari Cooper-WR
Ja’Marr Chase-WR
Diontae Johnson-WR
Bobby Wagner-LB
T.J. Watt-LB
Jordan Poyer-DB
**Steals & Bust**
The team that has the #1 Steal at the end of the season will win the Draftologist Award and will be able to subtract (-1) one year from any players keeper count.
Example: If Patrick Mahomes is currently a K2 on your roster, by winning this award you could essentially subtract one year from his keeper count and go into the 2022 season with Mahomes being a K2 again.
NOTE: (K2 = Keeper Count, meaning he’s been kept for 2 seasons as of 2021. A (K1) means that player has been kept for one season. A (K3) means that player is in their final year with that team. No player can be a keeper on the same team for more than three consecutive seasons.)
The team that has the #1 Bust at the end of the season will win the Leaf Award and will have to add (+1) one year to your longest tenured keeper going into next season.
Example: If Patrick Mahomes is currently a K2 on your roster, by winning this award you will have to add a year to the longest tenured keeper, keeper’s count going into the 2022 season. So if Mahomes is a K2, and all other keeper’s on your roster are below a K2, you would have to add a year to Mahomes and that would make him a K3 and Mahomes would not be eligible to be kept going into the 2022 season.
NOTE: (K2 = Keeper Count, meaning he’s been kept for 2 seasons as of 2021. A (K1) means that player has been kept for one season. A (K3) means that player is in their final year with that team. No player can be a keeper on the same team for more than three consecutive seasons.)
Origins
Top 3 Steals
- Jalen Hurts-QB (TMBGz) – Ranked 15th in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 14th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (TMBGz) – Ranked 5th in total scoring and was drafted 4th in the 12th round
- Dak Prescott-QB (NC Titans) – Ranked 22nd in total scoring and was drafted 2nd in the 14th round
Top 3 Bust
- Julio Jones-WR (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 396th in total scoring and was drafted 1st in the 5th round
- George Kittle-TE (The Reapers) – Ranked 275th in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 3rd round
- Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (Clam Diggers) – Ranked 172nd in total scoring and was drafted 8th in the 4th round
Legends
Top 3 Steals
- Eric Kendricks-LB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 45th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 13th round
- Cooper Kupp-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 5th in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 7th round
- Justin Herbert-QB (Alderaan Wookies) – Ranked 12th in total scoring and was drafted 5th in the 6th round
Top 3 Bust
- A.J. Brown-WR (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 422nd in total scoring and was drafted 3rd in the 3rd round
- Dalvin Cook-RB (Beer, Cheese, & Brats) – Ranked 283rd in total scoring and was drafted 1st in the 1st round
- Josh Jacobs-RB (Surprise Scorpions) – Ranked 271st in total scoring and was drafted 6th in the 4th round
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Justin Herbert-QB (41.82 fantasy points)
Origins: None, The Urge to Purge did not start Herbert
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Defensive Fantasy Gem) – Kevin Byard-DB (34.50 fantasy points)
Origins: None, The Urge to Purge did not start Herbert
Legends: None
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (257.60)
Legends: Beer, Cheese, & Brats (238.39)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers (140.47)
Legends: House of Cards (38.32)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week (Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Jonathan Taylor (33.90)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Mike Williams (39.50)
Origins: The Reapers
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Mark Andrews (41.70)
Origins: Beating Macaque
Legends: The Gremlins
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Nick Folk & Greg Joseph (17.00)
Origins: None
Legends: Surprise Scorpions
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Haason Redick (24.10)
Origins: Make Origins Great Again
Legends: Da Bearz
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week – Harold Landry (23.45)
Origins: None
Legends: None
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Defensive Fantasy Gem
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers, Make Origins Great Again, The Urge to Purge
Legends: House of Cards
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (4.47)
Legends: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (7.46)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: NC Titans (140.47)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy (38.32)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: NC Titans (117.13)
Legends: Miggity Mac Daddy (187.16)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: The Urge to Purge – Started Russell Wilson-QB (7.08) while being out performed by Justin Herbert-QB (41.82)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies – Started Clyde Edwards-Helaire-RB (3.40) while being out performed by Myles Gaskin-RB (31.90)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: The Urge to Purge (166.52)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (140.35)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 14.99 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet. This is here so that no league member gets blindsided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
In Effect:
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Gremlins can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over once during the regular season ONLY. (Cannot be used against a division rival)
The Reapers can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
The Urge to Purge can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count.
