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**Quick Hitter**
Back to Back League Polls! Please be informed that you will have to vote on the poll BEFORE you can set your lineup for the week. The question we are polling is…
Should We Add a Defensive Flex Starter Spot?
This question has also been polled in the past, but I believe the last time we did was in 2015 or 2016.
The League! currently has the following defensive starters…
- 2 Starting DL’s
- 3 Starting LB’s
- 2 Starting DB’s
With adding a defensive flex starter position, your defensive starting spots would look like this…
- 2 Starting DL’s
- 2 Starting LB’s
- 2 Starting DB’s
- 1 Starting DL/LB/DB
We would still have 7 defensive starters to keep things uniformed with the 7 offensive starters & the 1 special teams starter now, however this would give those who have 3 stud DB’s a chance to play all three in a given week. This would also benefit those who have 3 stud pass rushers and want to take advantage of our league’s sack heavy scoring settings.
**Recaps**
1st Wave of Games…
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered Slams I Got Sacks
Difference Maker: Matt Ryan-QB (26.26 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered slammed a strong I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 180.61 to 129.53, behind the support of 71,401 faithful fans at Giants Stadium.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led to their 51.08 point victory by a 26.26 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 419 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.05 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 6 tackles.
“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.50 point effort from Jared Cook, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 110 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cook was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 4. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
This brings the record for Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to 2-3, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 3-2 Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 13.3-point underdog, while 2-3 Our Gordon Savior are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.8-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Down Our Gordon Savior
Difference Maker: Cooper Kupp-WR (30.36 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Clam Diggers beat a strong Our Gordon Savior team by a score of 201.88 to 165.85, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 4 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 36.03 point victory by a 30.36 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 162 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Kupp was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 30.00 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 152 rushing yards in addition to 88 receiving yards.
“We were really on our “A” game,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Our Gordon Savior were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.70 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. They also got help from a 16.10 point effort from Myles Garrett, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 7 tackles and 0.5 QB sack.
“Our guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 4-1, and drops Our Gordon Savior to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, the Clam Diggers are at 5-0 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 19.6-point favorite, while Our Gordon Savior are at 2-3 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.8-point underdog.
Feeling Green Bosses Around Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: Alvin Kamara-RB (37.10 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Feeling Green beat a strong Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 208.79 to 182.30, behind the support of 66,537 faithful fans at GreenZone Stadium.
Feeling Green were led to their 26.49 point victory by a 37.10 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who beat the New York Giants defense for 134 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Kamara was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 30.60 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks.
“We took it to them,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 41.30 point effort from Jared Goff, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 465 passing yards and 5 passing TD’s in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 28.70 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the New York Giants offense for 9 tackles.
“They out-hustled us,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
This brings the record for Feeling Green to 3-2, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, 1-4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 13.3-point underdog, while the 1-4 Carolina Hitmen are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 36.1-point favorite.
Yonce’s Divas Slip Past Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Andrew Luck-QB (31.16 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Yonce’s Divas squeaked by a tough Breakin Tackles team by a score of 191.56 to 182.08, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 4 games.
Yonce’s Divas were led to their 9.48 point victory by a 31.16 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 464 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Luck was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 19.80 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 32.90 point effort from Jadeveon Clowney, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 4 tackles. With this performance, Clowney was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 23.50 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 54 receiving yards.
“They owned us,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Causing further embarrassment, Breakin Tackles could have scored 218.78 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chris Butler left key players like Jason Pierre-Paul and his corresponding 18.75 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Yonce’s Divas to 1-4, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, Yonce’s Divas are at 3-2 Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 7.3-point underdog, while 1-4 I Go Deep are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 0.9-point underdog.
The Urge to Purge Take Out Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Darius Leonard-LB (22.25 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, The Urge to Purge beat a strong Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 210.91 to 196.73, extending the winning streak for The Urge to Purge to 5 games. With their 217.91 points, The Urge to Purge is now the proud record-holder of the 7th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 14.18 point victory by a 22.25 point effort from Darius Leonard, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Leonard was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 4. They also got help from a 21.60 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 69 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 27 receiving yards.
“We went out and executed really well,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.40 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 169 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Hopkins was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 20.96 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 274 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 5-0, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Clam Diggers are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 19.6-point favorite, while the Carolina Hitmen are at 3-2 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 36.1-point favorite.
Team Supreme Embarrass I Go Deep
Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (35.85 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Team Supreme embarrassed a hapless I Go Deep team by a score of 180.32 to 118.81, extending the losing streak for I Go Deep to 3 games.
Team Supreme were led to their 61.51 point victory by a 35.85 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 104 rushing yards in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Sony Michel, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“We’re not satisfied with this teams effort, we must finish,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.75 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 5 tackles. They also got help from a 15.45 point effort from Khalil Mack, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 3 tackles.
“We just couldn’t block them…, tackle them,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
This brings the record for Team Supreme to 3-2, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, 1-4 Yonce’s Divas are at Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 7.3-point underdog, while I Go Deep are at 1-4 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 0.9-point underdog.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Take Down NC Titans
Difference Maker: George Kittle-TE (20.50 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. classic, Beer, Cheese, & Brats beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 170.87 to 156.61, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,320 at Titans Field.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 14.26 point victory by a 20.50 point effort from George Kittle, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 125 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kittle was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 4. They also got help from a 18.72 point effort from Carson Wentz, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 348 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 8 rushing yards.
“We came to play,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.80 point effort from Amari Cooper, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 128 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 18.75 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“We came out flat,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
Compounding the issue, the NC Titans could have scored 193.74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Manzel Kendrick left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 27.36 points on the bench.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 15 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 4-1, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 2-3 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 1.0-point underdog, while 1-4 BendTheKnee are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 4.0-point underdog.
Alderaan Wookies Annihilate BendTheKnee
Difference Maker: Alvin Kamara-RB (37.10 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Alderaan Wookies beat a strong BendTheKnee team by a score of 216.61 to 166.66, extending the winning streak for the Alderaan Wookies to 3 games. With their 216.61 points, the Alderaan Wookies is now the proud record-holder of the 8th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 49.95 point victory by a 37.10 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who beat the New York Giants defense for 134 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Kamara was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 24.10 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 375 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 41 rushing yards.
“To be the best you must beat the best, and last year they were the best,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.86 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 304 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 10 tackles.
“We didn’t match their intensity,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 4-1, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the Alderaan Wookies are at 4-1 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 19.2-point favorite, while BendTheKnee are at the 3-2 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 4.0-point underdog.
Smoked Salmons Edge Hyde Yo Wife
Difference Maker: Joe Schobert-LB (22.15 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Smoked Salmons squeaked by a tough Hyde Yo Wife team by a score of 161.70 to 158.21, silencing a hostile crowd of 70,498 at B.o.B. Field.
The Smoked Salmons were led to their 3.49 point victory by a 22.15 point effort from Joe Schobert, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 7 tackles. With this performance, Schobert was the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 4. They also got help from a 20.22 point effort from Joe Flacco, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 363 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“It was definitely a hard-fought contest,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
Hyde Yo Wife were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.70 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the New York Giants offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, Davis was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 4. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 173 receiving yards.
“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
Adding salt to the wound, Hyde Yo Wife could have scored 181.73 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Greg Stallworth left key players like Andy Dalton and his corresponding 21.78 points on the bench.
The Smoked Salmons took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for the Smoked Salmons to 2-3, and drops Hyde Yo Wife to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, 4-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 2-3 Carnival of Pain are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 2.4-point favorite.
Surprise Scorpians Shock Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Difference Maker: Jared Cook-TE (24.50 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Surprise Scorpions squeaked by a tough Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood team by a score of 199.51 to 193.75, behind the support of 74,738 faithful fans at AlcoholicA Stadium.
The Surprise Scorpions were led to their 5.76 point victory by a 24.50 point effort from Jared Cook, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 110 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cook was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 4. They also got help from a 24.15 point effort from Malcolm Butler, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 9 tackles.
“We managed to eke out a win,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.20 point effort from Golden Tate, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 132 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Tate was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpions to 3-2, and drops Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 4-1 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 0.2-point favorite, while the 3-2 House of Cards are at the Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 17.2-point underdog.
Fournettecation Runs Through Carnival of Pain
Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (23.90 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Fournettecation beat a strong Carnival of Pain team by a score of 205.75 to 161.37, extending the winning streak for Fournettecation to 3 games.
Fournettecation were led to their 44.38 point victory by a 23.90 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 104 rushing yards in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 135 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
The Carnival of Pain were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.60 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Lawrence was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 4. They also got help from a 23.20 point effort from James White, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 44 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 68 receiving yards.
“He always has them mentally prepared,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 4-1, and drops the Carnival of Pain to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Alderaan Wookies are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 19.2-point favorite, while the Carnival of Pain are at the 1-4 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 2.4-point favorite.
The Gremlins Blow Past House of Cards
Difference Maker: Matt Ryan-QB (26.26 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Gremlins beat a strong House of Cards team by a score of 221.96 to 200.68, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 4 games. With their 221.96 points, The Gremlins are now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Gremlins were led to their 21.28 point victory by a 26.26 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 419 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 24.40 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 169 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
The House of Cards were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.00 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 152 rushing yards in addition to 88 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 26.68 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 422 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 28 rushing yards.
“My hats off to them,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
The House of Cards drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 16 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 4-1, and drops the House of Cards to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, 2-3 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 0.2-point favorite, while the House of Cards are at the 3-2 Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 17.2-point underdog.
The Double Headers…
Carnival of Pain Sack I Got Sacks
Difference Maker: Demarcus Lawrence-DL (30.60 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Carnival of Pain beat a strong I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks team by a score of 161.37 to 129.53, behind the support of 73,276 faithful fans at The Fun House.
The Carnival of Pain were led to their 31.84 point victory by a 30.60 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks. With this performance, Lawrence was the number 1 ranked defensive end for week 4. They also got help from a 23.20 point effort from James White, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 44 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 68 receiving yards.
“We played the full 60 minutes,” Carnival of Pain coach Jamian Shavers & Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.50 point effort from Jared Cook, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 110 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cook was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 4. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“There were too many defensive lapses,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
The Carnival of Pain took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 18 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for the Carnival of Pain to 2-3, and drops I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at 3-2 Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 13.3-point underdog, while the Carnival of Pain are at the 1-4 Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 2.4-point favorite.
Surprise Scorpions Beat Feeling Green
Difference Maker: Jared Cook-TE (24.50 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the Surprise Scorpions squeaked by a tough Feeling Green team by a score of 208.94 to 194.36, behind the support of 69,259 faithful fans at AlcoholicA Stadium.
The Surprise Scorpions were led to their 14.58 point victory by a 24.50 point effort from Jared Cook, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 110 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Cook was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 4. They also got help from a 24.15 point effort from Malcolm Butler, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 9 tackles.
“I’m happy our guys got the win, but we have a lot to improve on,” Surprise Scorpions coach Robert Elliott said.
Feeling Green were helped out in a losing cause by a 37.10 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who beat the New York Giants defense for 134 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Kamara was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 30.60 point effort from Demarcus Lawrence, who beat the Detroit Lions offense for 6 tackles and 3.0 QB sacks.
“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Feeling Green coach Donavin Serras said.
Adding salt to the wound, Feeling Green could have scored 238.01 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Donavin Serras left key players like Derek Carr and his corresponding 26.58 points on the bench.
Feeling Green drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 17 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for the Surprise Scorpions to 3-2, and drops Feeling Green to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Carolina Hitmen are at Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 36.1-point favorite, while the 3-2 House of Cards are at the Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 17.2-point underdog.
Clam Diggers Blow Out NC Titans
Difference Maker: Cooper Kupp-WR (30.36 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, the Clam Diggers beat a strong NC Titans team by a score of 201.88 to 152.40, extending the winning streak for the Clam Diggers to 4 games.
The Clam Diggers were led to their 49.48 point victory by a 30.36 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 162 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Kupp was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 30.00 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 152 rushing yards in addition to 88 receiving yards.
“We’re happy to get out of here with a win,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
The NC Titans were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.80 point effort from Amari Cooper, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 128 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 18.75 point effort from Jason Pierre-Paul, who beat the Chicago Bears offense for 6 tackles and 1.0 QB sack.
“You’ve got to hand it to them,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
This brings the record for the Clam Diggers to 4-1, and drops the NC Titans to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, the Clam Diggers are at 5-0 The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 19.6-point favorite, while 1-4 BendTheKnee are at the NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 4.0-point underdog.
The Gremlins Slam Bawse Hog Nuts
Difference Maker: Matt Ryan-QB (26.26 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, The Gremlins beat a strong Bawse Hog Nuts team by a score of 221.96 to 182.30, extending the winning streak for The Gremlins to 4 games. With their 221.96 points, The Gremlins is now the proud record-holder of the 2nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Gremlins were led to their 39.66 point victory by a 26.26 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 419 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 24.40 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 169 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’ll enjoy this one for 24 hours, then start preparing for next week,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
Bawse Hog Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 41.30 point effort from Jared Goff, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 465 passing yards and 5 passing TD’s in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 28.70 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the New York Giants offense for 9 tackles.
“We just didn’t do enough,” Bawse Hog Nuts coach Eric Scott said.
This brings the record for The Gremlins to 4-1, and drops Bawse Hog Nuts to a record of 3-2.
Coming up in week 5, 1-4 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks are at Bawse Hog Nuts, where Bawse Hog Nuts are an early 13.3-point underdog, while 2-3 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 0.2-point favorite.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Squeak Past Breakin Tackles
Difference Maker: Golden Tate-WR (26.20 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood squeaked by a tough Breakin Tackles team by a score of 192.40 to 182.08, extending the losing streak for Breakin Tackles to 4 games.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led to their 10.32 point victory by a 26.20 point effort from Golden Tate, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 132 receiving yards and 2 receiving TD’s. With this performance, Tate was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 22.80 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 4 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Breakin Tackles were helped out in a losing cause by a 32.90 point effort from Jadeveon Clowney, who beat the Indianapolis Colts offense for 4 tackles. With this performance, Clowney was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 23.50 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 54 receiving yards.
“That’s the key statistic…, turnovers,” Breakin Tackles coach Chris Butler said.
Compounding the issue, Breakin Tackles could have scored 218.78 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Chris Butler left key players like Jason Pierre-Paul and his corresponding 18.75 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood to 2-3, and drops Breakin Tackles to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, 1-4 I Go Deep are at Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 0.9-point underdog, while Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood are at 4-1 The Gremlins, where The Gremlins are an early 0.2-point favorite.
Hyde Yo Wife Handles I Go Deep
Difference Maker: Demarion Davis-LB (28.70 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, Hyde Yo Wife beat a strong I Go Deep team by a score of 158.21 to 124.69, extending the losing streak for I Go Deep to 3 games.
Hyde Yo Wife were led to their 33.52 point victory by a 28.70 point effort from Demario Davis, who beat the New York Giants offense for 9 tackles. With this performance, Davis was the number 2 ranked defensive linebacker for week 4. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 173 receiving yards.
“We made a statement here today,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
I Go Deep were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.75 point effort from Alec Ogletree, who beat the New Orleans Saints offense for 5 tackles. They also got help from a 15.45 point effort from Khalil Mack, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 3 tackles.
“We’re not doing this for moral victories,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Hyde Yo Wife took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 20 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for Hyde Yo Wife to 1-4, and drops I Go Deep to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, I Go Deep are at 1-4 Breakin Tackles, where Breakin Tackles are an early 0.9-point underdog, while the 2-3 Carnival of Pain are at Hyde Yo Wife, where Hyde Yo Wife are an early 2.4-point favorite.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats Outlast Our Gordon Savior
Difference Maker: George Kittle-TE (20.50 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, Beer, Cheese, & Brats squeaked by a tough Our Gordon Savior team by a score of 174.12 to 164.38, silencing a hostile crowd of 69,762 at The Congregation.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led to their 9.74 point victory by a 20.50 point effort from George Kittle, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 125 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Kittle was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 4. They also got help from a 18.72 point effort from Carson Wentz, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 348 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 8 rushing yards.
“We’re going to savor this victory,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes & Jeremy Bennett said.
Our Gordon Savior were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.70 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s. They also got help from a 16.10 point effort from Myles Garrett, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 7 tackles and 0.5 QB sack.
“We got a wake-up call today,” Our Gordon Savior coach Richard Glenn said.
Adding salt to the wound, Our Gordon Savior could have scored 176.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Richard Glenn left key players like Adam Thielen and his corresponding 20.50 points on the bench.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 15 out of 22 other potential opponents in week 4.
This brings the record for Beer, Cheese, & Brats to 4-1, and drops Our Gordon Savior to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, Our Gordon Savior are at 2-3 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.8-point underdog, while Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the 2-3 Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 1.0-point underdog.
Alderaan Wookies Conquer Hakeem I Saw I Conquered
Difference Maker: Alvin Kamara-RB (37.10 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. rivalry, the Alderaan Wookies beat a strong Hakeem I Saw I Conquered team by a score of 216.61 to 180.61, extending the winning streak for the Alderaan Wookies to 3 games. With their 216.61 points, the Alderaan Wookies is now the proud record-holder of the 8th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Alderaan Wookies were led to their 36.00 point victory by a 37.10 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who beat the New York Giants defense for 134 rushing yards and 3 rushing TD’s in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Kamara was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 24.10 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 375 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s in addition to 41 rushing yards.
“We needed to come out and get this win and we did just that,” Alderaan Wookies coach Champ Douglas said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.26 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 419 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.05 point effort from Blake Martinez, who beat the Buffalo Bills offense for 6 tackles.
“They were the better team today,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
This brings the record for the Alderaan Wookies to 4-1, and drops Hakeem I Saw I Conquered to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, 2-3 Our Gordon Savior are at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered, where Hakeem I Saw I Conquered are an early 3.8-point underdog, while the Alderaan Wookies are at 4-1 Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 19.2-point favorite.
Team Supreme Smoke Smoked Salmons
Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (35.85 pts) *Team Captain Bonus*
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, Team Supreme beat a strong Smoked Salmons team by a score of 180.32 to 161.70, behind the support of 67,931 faithful fans at Kevin Gates Field at Supreme Stadium.
Team Supreme were led to their 18.62 point victory by a 35.85 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 104 rushing yards in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Sony Michel, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.
“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Team Supreme coach Earl Matthews said.
The Smoked Salmons were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.15 point effort from Joe Schobert, who beat the Oakland Raiders offense for 7 tackles. With this performance, Schobert was the number 6 ranked defensive linebacker for week 4. They also got help from a 20.22 point effort from Joe Flacco, who tore apart the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 363 passing yards and 2 passing TD’s.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Smoked Salmons coach Larry Mrozowski said.
This brings the record for Team Supreme to 3-2, and drops the Smoked Salmons to a record of 2-3.
Coming up in week 5, 1-4 Yonce’s Divas are at Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 7.3-point underdog, while 4-1 Beer, Cheese, & Brats are at the Smoked Salmons, where the Smoked Salmons are an early 1.0-point underdog.
Fournettecation Sneak Past Carolina Hitmen
Difference Maker: Melvin Gordon-RB (23.90 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. showdown, Fournettecation squeaked by a tough Carolina Hitmen team by a score of 202.50 to 191.15, extending the winning streak for Fournettecation to 3 games.
Fournettecation were led to their 11.35 point victory by a 23.90 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 104 rushing yards in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Gordon was the number 6 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 135 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“This was a confidence booster,” Fournettecation coach C.J. Jensen said.
The Carolina Hitmen were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.40 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 169 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Hopkins was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 20.96 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 274 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s.
“They wanted it more than we did,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
This brings the record for Fournettecation to 4-1, and drops the Carolina Hitmen to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the Carolina Hitmen are at 3-2 Feeling Green, where Feeling Green are an early 36.1-point favorite, while the 4-1 Alderaan Wookies are at Fournettecation, where Fournettecation are an early 19.2-point favorite.
The Urge to Purge Destroy BendTheKnee
Difference Maker: Darius Leonard-LB (22.25 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. matchup, The Urge to Purge beat a strong BendTheKnee team by a score of 217.91 to 149.49, extending the winning streak for The Urge to Purge to 5 games. With their 217.91 points, The Urge to Purge is now the proud record-holder of the 7th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Urge to Purge were led to their 68.42 point victory by a 22.25 point effort from Darius Leonard, who beat the Houston Texans offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Leonard was the number 5 ranked defensive linebacker for week 4. They also got help from a 21.60 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 69 rushing yards and 2 rushing TD’s in addition to 27 receiving yards.
“We can’t get complacent,” The Urge to Purge coach Theron K. Shavers Jr. said.
BendTheKnee were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.86 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 304 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Jamal Adams, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars offense for 10 tackles.
“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” BendTheKnee coach Laurence Sta Ines said.
This brings the record for The Urge to Purge to 5-0, and drops BendTheKnee to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Clam Diggers are at The Urge to Purge, where The Urge to Purge are an early 19.6-point favorite, while BendTheKnee are at the 3-2 NC Titans, where the NC Titans are an early 4.0-point underdog.
House of Cards Creeps Past Yonce’s Divas
Difference Maker: Ezekiel Elliott-RB (30.00 pts)
In a week 4 The League! – E.F.F.L. battle, the House of Cards squeaked by a tough Yonce’s Divas team by a score of 195.78 to 188.91, silencing a hostile crowd of 66,334.
The House of Cards were led to their 6.87 point victory by a 30.00 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 152 rushing yards in addition to 88 receiving yards. With this performance, Elliott was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 26.68 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who tore apart the Los Angeles Rams defense for 422 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s in addition to 28 rushing yards.
“This team showed a lot of poise,” House of Cards coach Mike Friery said.
Yonce’s Divas were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.16 point effort from Andrew Luck, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 464 passing yards and 4 passing TD’s in addition to 11 rushing yards. With this performance, Luck was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 19.80 point effort from Aaron Donald, who beat the Minnesota Vikings offense for 3 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Yonce’s Divas coach Coby Ibeziako said.
This brings the record for the House of Cards to 3-2, and drops Yonce’s Divas to a record of 1-4.
Coming up in week 5, Yonce’s Divas are at 3-2 Team Supreme, where Team Supreme are an early 7.3-point underdog, while the House of Cards are at the 3-2 Surprise Scorpions, where the Surprise Scorpions are an early 17.2-point underdog.
**Top 5 E.L.S.I.E. Poll**
Based Off of Record & Power Rank…
1. The Urge to Purge (5-0)
2. Fournettecation (4-1)
3. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (4-1)
4. Alderaan Wookies (4-1)
5. The Gremlins (4-1)
Honorable Mention – Clam Diggers (4-1)
**E.L.S.I.E. Island**
I Go Deep (118.81), I Got Sacks (129.53), BendTheKnee (149.49) & the NC Titans (152.40), were eliminated this week from E.L.S.I.E. Island as they all had the lowest totals for this week. To Mr. Davis, Mr. Jackson, Mr. Sta Ines & Mr. Kendrick, we say farewell as your stay among the rest of us on E.L.S.I.E. Island has come to an end…
- Week 4 Elimination:
NC Titans, coached by Manzel Kendrick - Week 4 Elimination:
BendTheKnee, coached by Laurence Sta Ines - Week 4 Elimination:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, coached by Robert Jackson - Week 4 Elimination:
I Go Deep, coached by Nick Davis - Week 3 Elimination:
House of Cards, coached by Mike Friery - Week 2 Elimination:
Yonce’s Divas, coached by Coby Ibeziako - Week 1 Elimination:
The Gremlins, coached by Dan Arcand
**NFL Confidence Pool Picks**
The Alderaan Wookies topped everyone in week 4 with 97 points as they climb into the Top 10 at 8th place in the standings. The Surprise Scorpians (96 points) and Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (95 points) round out the top 3 for the week…
1. Surprise Scorpians (338)
2. Hyde Yo Wife (327)
3. Beer, Cheese, & Brats (325)
4. The Urge to Purge (323)
5. Feeling Green (315)
6. Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (314)
7. Carnival of Pain (310)
8T. Alderaan Wookies (306)
8T. The Gremlins (306)
10. House of Cards (304)
**Bounties & Fines**
Bounties – $5.00
“The Snickers Award” – The Most Satisfying Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Mitchell Trubisky-QB (42.46 fantasy points)
Origins: None, Yonce’s Divas did not start Trubisky
Legends: None
“The Buddy Ryan Award” – The Highest Defensive Scoring Player of the Week (Fantasy Gem) – Jadeveon Clowney-LB (32.90 fantasy points)
Origins: Breakin Tackles
Legends: None, Surprise Scorpians did not start Clowney
“The Gold Standard Award” – Team with the Highest Score in a Single Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (217.91)
Legends: The Gremlins (221.96)
“The World Beater Award” – Largest Margin of Victory in a Single Week
Origins: The Urge to Purge (68.42)
Legends: Alderaan Wookies (49.95)
“The El Capitan Award” – The Highest Scoring Team Captain of the Week
Origins: Team Supreme (Melvin Gordon-RB; 11.95 Bonus Points)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (Julio Jones-WR; 8.65 Bonus Points)
“The Joe Montana Award” – The Most Satisfying QB of the Week ( Voided if the Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Jim Brown Award” – The Most Satisfying RB of the Week – Alvin Kamara (37.10)
Origins: Feeling Green
Legends: Alderaan Wookies
“The Jerry Rice Award” – The Most Satisfying WR of the Week – Cooper Kupp (30.36)
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: None, Surprise Scorpians did not start Kupp
“The Kellen Winslow Award” – The Most Satisfying TE of the Week – Jared Cook (24.50)
Origins: I Got Sacks
Legends: Surprise Scorpians
“The Lou Groza Award” – The Most Satisfying K of the Week – Wil Lutz (15.00)
Origins: The Urge to Purge
Legends: Surprise Scorpians
“The Reggie White Award” – The Most Satisfying DL of the Week – Demarcus Lawrence (30.60)
Origins: Feeling Green
Legends: Carnival of Pain
“The Lawrence Taylor Award” – The Most Satisfying LB of the Week (Voided if the Defensive Fantasy Gem)
Origins: Voided, Fantasy Gem
Legends: Voided, Fantasy Gem
“The Deion Sanders Award” – The Most Satisfying DB of the Week – Trevor Williams (26.85)
Origins: None
Legends: None
Bounties – $10.00
“The Prophet Award” – Having Five Starters Score 20 Points or More in a Single Week
Origins: Clam Diggers
Legends: The Gremlins
Fines – (-$5.00)
“The Bridesmaid Award” aka Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride – Closest Loss of the Week
Origins: Yonce’s Divas (6.87)
Legends: Hyde Yo Wife (3.49)
“The Doormat Award” – Largest Margin of Defeat in a Single Week
Origins: I Go Deep (61.51)
Legends: BendTheKnee (68.42)
“The Just Not Enough Award” – Team with the Lowest Score in a Single Week
Origins: I Go Deep (118.81)
Legends: BendTheKnee (149.49)
“The Out Performed Award” – Biggest Out Performance of a Starter/Bench Player
Origins: Breakin Tackles – Started Dante Fowler-DL (0.00) while being out performed by Jason Pierre-Paul-DL (18.75)
Legends: Surprise Scorpians – Started Kwon Alexander-LB (4.00) while being out performed by Jadeveon Clowney-LB (32.90)
Fines – (-$10.00)
“The Hindsight Award” aka Poor Coaching Decisions – The Losing Team with the Most Points Left on the Bench
Origins: Feeling Green (94.31)
Legends: BendTheKnee (116.36)
Fines – (-$15.00)
“The Bench Warmers Award” – Having All of Your Starters Score 15 Points or Less in a Single Week
Origins: None
Legends: None
**League Perks**
This is more of an FYI for all league members of what League Perks have been used, are still in effect, or have not been utilized as of yet for the 2018 season. This is here so that no league member gets blind sided later on when a perk is used.
Used:
None
In Effect:
The Urge to Purge will hold any conference/divisional tiebreakers.
The Carnival of Pain have No Home Field Advantage Against Their Team for the first four away games of the regular season ONLY. (2/4)
The Gremlins have a14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (3/4)
BendTheKnee have a 14-pt Home Field Advantage for the first four home games of the regular season ONLY. (2/4)
The Carnival of Pain can substitute a bench player for a starter AFTER match-up is over twice during the regular season ONLY. (1/2)
Have Not Been Used As of Yet:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior can move up or down up three spots in next years fantasy draft.
Our Gordon Savior have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no affect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats have Immunity. No Award Abilities Can Be Used on Perk Holder’s Franchise. The Lombardi Award, Air Coryell Award, the Fearsome Foursome Award and the Phoenix Award have no effect when applied against this franchise. The Draftologist Award cannot move in front or behind this franchise during the draft.
The Smoked Salmons can subtract 1 year (-1) from any players Keeper’s Count
