**Week 12 Double Header Previews**
First Wave of Games
#1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (12-1) at JUICE’S and BERRY’s (5-8)
X-Factors:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks: DeAndre Hopkins-WR (15.94) / JUICE’S and BERRY’s: Matthew Stafford-QB (11.28)
12-1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, who hope to extend their 5 game winning streak, face off against 5-8 JUICE’S and BERRY’s at The Arrowhead.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led in week 11 by a 28.60 point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. In addition, Devonta Freeman was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 4.30 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured concussion , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can expect a 15.94 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins in week 12, who is expected to beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 111.04 receiving yards and 0.82 receiving TDs.
“There are no easy games in this league,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were led in week 11 by a 16.38 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 282 passing yards in addition to 31 rushing yards. In addition, Larry Fitzgerald was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 9.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, JUICE’S and BERRY’s can expect a 11.28 point effort from Matthew Stafford in week 12, who is expected to get by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 249.54 passing yards and 1.31 passing TDs in addition to 8.31 rushing yards.
“We’ve got a top-tier offense against a first-rate defense — something’s got to give,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
In week 1, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks defeated JUICE’S and BERRY’s by 66.50 points, so coach Monte Johnson is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks controls their own destiny. They will clinch Home Field Advantage throughout the playoffs with a win or a 1010011010 loss.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Line: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks -36.8
Clam Diggers (6-7) at Dread Pirate Oso (8-5)
X-Factors:
Clam Diggers: Charcandrick West-RB (13.68) / Dread Pirate Oso: Blake Bortles-QB (12.88)
The 6-7 Clam Diggers face off against 8-5 Dread Pirate Oso at The Dread.
The Clam Diggers were led in week 11 by a 23.50 point effort from Doug Martin, who tore apart the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 235 rushing yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Clam Diggers can expect a 13.68 point effort from Charcandrick West in week 12, who is expected to sneak past the Buffalo Bills defense for 60.59 rushing yards and 0.62 rushing TDs in addition to 30.26 receiving yards.
“Statistics can be misleading,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Dread Pirate Oso were led in week 11 by a 14.20 point effort from Tyler Eifert, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 22 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. In addition, Joe Flacco was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 10.96 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Dread Pirate Oso can expect a 12.88 point effort from Blake Bortles in week 12, who is expected to get by the San Diego Chargers defense for 257.3 passing yards and 1.64 passing TD in addition to 24.15 rushing yards.
“We’ve got a top-tier offense against a first-rate defense — something’s got to give,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
In week 1, Dread Pirate Oso defeated the Clam Diggers by 27.80 points, so coach Rich Perez is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The Clam Diggers need both DeSeantourage & Dread Pirate Oso to lose both games this week to stay in The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race. A win by either team basically decimates their chances. Luckily, they can hand Dread Pirate Oso a loss this week themselves.
Dread Pirate Oso need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from DeSeantourage who hold the Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over them.
The Line: Clam Diggers -11.5
Georgia Boy (2-11) at Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (9-4)
X-Factors:
Georgia Boy: Aaron Rodgers-QB (17.95) / Hakeem I Saw I Conquered: Cam Newton-QB (16.61)
2-11 Georgia Boy play 9-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered at Giants Stadium.
Georgia Boy were led in week 11 by a 16.70 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Antonio Gates was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 0.60 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured hip , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Georgia Boy can expect a 17.95 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 12, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 256.22 passing yards and 2.23 passing TDs in addition to 18.68 rushing yards.
“The intangibles will be the key,” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led in week 11 by a 29.44 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 246 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. In addition, Calais Campbell was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 2.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered can expect a 16.61 point effort from Cam Newton in week 12, who is expected to get by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 211.92 passing yards and 1.67 passing TDs in addition to 39.38 rushing yards.
“We have to rise to the occasion,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
In week 1, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered defeated Georgia Boy by 5.94 points, so coach Jimmie Lewis is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The Georgia Boy have been eliminated from The Chase!
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered controls their own destiny.
The Line: Georgia Boy -16.2
San Diego Goats (5-8) at Carolina Hitmen (7-6)
X-Factors:
San Diego Goats: Antonio Brown-WR (14.76) / Carolina Hitmen: Tom Brady-QB (15.98)
The 5-8 San Diego Goats challenge the 7-6 Carolina Hitmen at Assassin’s Arena.
he San Diego Goats were led in week 11 by a 15.20 point effort from Alfred Blue, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 34 receiving yards. In addition, Jarvis Landry was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 11.10 points, but he’slisted as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the San Diego Goats can expect a 12.38 point effort from Chris Ivory in week 12, who is expected to sneak past the Miami Dolphins defense for 70.32 rushing yards and 0.53 rushing TDs in addition to 16.03 receiving yards.
“We can’t look past these guys,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
The Carolina Hitmen were led in week 11 by a 16.00 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 receiving yards. In addition, Frank Gore was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 6.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Carolina Hitmen can expect a 15.98 point effort from Tom Brady in week 12, who is expected to get by the Denver Broncos defense for 263.3 passing yards and 1.99 passing TD in addition to 3.39 rushing yards.
“We’re coming off a heartbreaking loss,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
In week 1, the San Diego Goats defeated the Carolina Hitmen by 66.16 points, so coach Ronnell Morgan is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The San Diego Goats have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Carolina Hitmen need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from both DeSeantourage & Dread Pirate Oso.
The Line: Carolina Hitmen -24.6
BUCKNASTY BOYS (3-10) at DeSeantourage (8-5)
X-Factors:
BUCKNASTY BOYS: Carson Palmer-QB (16.47) / DeSeantourage: Jameis Winston-QB (15.45)
The 3-10 BUCKNASTY BOYS, who hope to end their 5 game losing streak, play 8-5 DeSeantourage in a battle of top slinging quarterbacks at Ari Gold Stadium.
The BUCKNASTY BOYS were led in week 11 by a 24.58 point effort from Carson Palmer, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 317 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. In addition, Marcell Dareus was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 3.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the BUCKNASTY BOYS can expect a 16.47 point effort from Carson Palmer in week 12, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 282.82 passing yards and 2.21 passing TDs in addition to 1.83 rushing yards.
“We’re the sentimental favorites,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
DeSeantourage were led in week 11 by a 11.00 point effort from Kamar Aiken, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 50 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, DeSeantourage can expect a 15.45 point effort from Jameis Winston in week 12, who is expected to get by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 240.2 passing yards and 1.54 passing TDs in addition to 10.01 rushing yards.
“We have to dictate the tempo,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
In week 1, the BUCKNASTY BOYS defeated DeSeantourage by 40.80 points, so coach Theron K. Shavers is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The BUCKNASTY BOYS have been eliminated from The Chase!
DeSeantourage control their own destiny. They will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from 1010011010 to win the division.
The Line: DeSeantourage -22.4
I Go Deep (5-8) at #2 1010011010 (9-4)
X-Factors:
I Go Deep: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (15.50) / 1010011010: Derek Carr-QB (15.07)
5-8 I Go Deep challenge 9-4 1010011010 at Beast Field.
I Go Deep were led in week 11 by a 16.50 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 45 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. In addition, Calvin Johnson was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 8.80 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Go Deep can expect a 13.86 point effort from Ryan Tannehill in week 12, who is expected to get by the New York Jets defense for 264.21 passing yards and 1.72 passing TDs in addition to 12.31 rushing yards.
“That’s the key statistic, wins” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
1010011010 were led in week 11 by a 19.10 point effort from Deone Bucannon, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 8 tackles. In addition,Everson Griffen was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 11.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured hip , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, 1010011010 can expect a 15.07 point effort from Derek Carr in week 12, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 251.49 passing yards and 1.86 passing TDs in addition to 5.03 rushing yards.
“The season is a marathon – not a sprint,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
In week 1, 1010011010 defeated I Go Deep by 3.36 points, so coach Nick Davis is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
I Go Deep have been eliminated from The Chase!
1010011010 control their own destiny.
The Line: 1010011010 -19.4
Beer, Cheese, & Brats (6-7) at #3 Hyde Yo Wife (8-5)
X-Factors:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (15.50) / Hyde Yo Wife: Cam Newton-QB (16.61)
6-7 Beer, Cheese, & Brats play the 8-5 Hyde Yo Wife at B.o.B. Field.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led in week 11 by a 16.80 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 9 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards. In addition, Dashon Goldson was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 5.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 15.50 point effort from Odell Beckham in week 12, who is expected to get by the Washington Redskins defense for 96.83 receiving yards and 0.89 receiving TDs in addition to 0.83 rushing yards.
“That’s the key to the game, turnovers” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
Hyde Yo Wife were led in week 11 by a 29.44 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 246 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. In addition, Jarvis Landry was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 11.10points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections fromFantasy Sharks, Hyde Yo Wife can expect a 16.61 point effort from Cam Newton in week 12, who is expected to get by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 211.92 passing yards and 1.67 passing TDs in addition to 39.38 rushing yards.
“It’s gonna be a war out there,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
In week 1, Hyde Yo Wife defeated Beer, Cheese, & Brats by 82.34 points, so coach Jim Barnes is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
Beer, Cheese, & Brats are in MUST WIN mode. They will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from the Cacahuetes Orange, Hyde Yo Wife, the Surprise Scorpians, Phlying High & the Soul Snatchers.
Hyde Yo Wife will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from Cacahuetes Orange who hold the Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over them.
The Line: Hyde Yo Wife -10.7
Cacahuetes Orange (8-5) at #4 The Gremlins (10-3)
X-Factors:
Cacahuetes Orange: Drew Brees-QB (14.30) / The Gremlins: DeAndre Hopkins-WR (15.94)
The 8-5 Cacahuetes Orange play 10-3 The Gremlins at Mogwai Coliseum.
The Cacahuetes Orange were led in week 11 by a 11.30 point effort from Allen Robinson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 113 receiving yards. In addition, Tyrod Taylor was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 7.42 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured collarbone , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Cacahuetes Orange can expect a 14.30 point effort from Drew Brees in week 12, who is expected to get by the Houston Texans defense for 260 passing yards and 1.98 passing TDs in addition to 2.5 rushing yards.
“We’re playing the role of spoilers,” Cacahuetes Orange coach Champ Douglas said.
The Gremlins were led in week 11 by a 25.80 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the New York Jets defense for 118 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. In addition, Calais Campbell was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 2.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Gremlins can expect a 15.94 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins in week 12, who is expected to beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 111.04 receiving yards and 0.82 receiving TDs.
“We have to leave everything on the field,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
In week 1, The Gremlins defeated the Cacahuetes Orange by 30.54 points, so coach Champ Douglas is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The Cacahuetes Orange control their own destiny.
The Gremlins also control their own destiny.
The Line: The Gremlins -3.6
Fear The CAT (8-5) at NC Titans (2-11)
X-Factors:
Fear The CAT: Carson Palmer-QB (16.47) / NC Titans: Kirk Cousins-QB (12.85)
8-5 Fear The CAT face off against the 2-11 NC Titans in a battle of top slinging quarterbacks at Titans Field.
Fear The CAT were led in week 11 by a 28.60 point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. In addition, John Brown was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 11.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12due to an injured hamstring , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Fear The CAT can expect a 16.47 point effort from Carson Palmer in week 12, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 282.82 passing yards and 2.21 passing TDs in addition to 1.83 rushing yards.
“We really have to take it to them,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
The NC Titans were led in week 11 by a 24.40 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 6 tackles and 2 interceptions. In addition, Joe Flacco was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 10.96 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the NC Titans can expect a 12.85 point effort from Kirk Cousins in week 12, who is expected to get by the New York Giants defense for 261.55 passing yards and 1.51 passing TD in addition to 4.41 rushing yards.
“We have to keep the continuity,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
In week 1, Fear The CAT defeated the NC Titans by 103.86 points, so coach Manzel Kendrick is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
Fear The CAT control their own destiny.
The NC Titans have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Line: Fear The CAT -5.5
#5 Surprise Scorpians (7-6) at Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (3-10)
X-Factors:
Surprise Scorpians: Tom Brady-QB (15.98) / Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!: Calvin Johnson-WR (11.74)
The 7-6 Surprise Scorpians play 3-10 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!.
The Surprise Scorpians were led in week 11 by a 22.90 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the New York Jets offense for 8 tackles and 2.0 sacked a qb. In addition, Danny Amendola was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 15.10 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Surprise Scorpians can expect a 13.89 point effort from Eli Manning in week 12, who is expected to get by the Washington Redskins defense for 250 passing yards and 1.8 passing TDs in addition to 3.64 rushing yards.
“You take what the defense gives you,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were led in week 11 by a 16.38 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 282 passing yards in addition to 31 rushing yards. In addition, Patrick Peterson was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 3.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! can expect a 11.74 point effort from Calvin Johnson in week 12, who is expected to get by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 88 receiving yards and 0.51 receiving TDs.
“There’s bad blood between these two teams,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
In week 1, the Surprise Scorpians defeated Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! by 56.78 points, so coach Joshua Hagerman is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The Surprise Scorpians will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from the Cacahuetes Orange & Hyde Yo Wife.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Line: Fear The CAT -5.5
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (8-5) at Phlying High (7-6)
X-Factors:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Aaron Rodgers-QB (17.95) / Phlying High: Philip Rivers-QB (15.16)
8-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood play 7-6 Phlying High in a battle of top slinging quarterbacks at The Linc.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led in week 11 by a 18.90 point effort from James Jones, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Brandon Marshall was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 10.70 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured toe , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood can expect a 17.95 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 12, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 256.22 passing yards and 2.23 passing TDs in addition to 18.68 rushing yards.
“We have to avoid a big letdown,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
Phlying High were led in week 11 by a 14.60 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 128 receiving yards. In addition, Pernell McPhee was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 1.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Phlying High can expect a 15.16 point effort from Philip Rivers in week 12, who is expected to get by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 283.37 passing yards and 1.92 passing TDs in addition to 3.33 rushing yards.
“You take what the defense gives you,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
In week 1, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood defeated Phlying High by 24.72 points, so coach Jake Fields is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood control their own destiny.
Phlying High will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from the Cacahuetes Orange, Hyde Yo Wife, the Surprise Scorpians.
The Line: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood -9.9
Jamstradamus (4-9) at Soul Snatchers (6-7)
X-Factors:
Jamstradamus: Jameis Winston-QB (15.45) / Soul Snatchers: Derek Carr-QB (15.07)
4-9 Jamstradamus challenge the 6-7 Soul Snatchers in a battle of top slinging quarterbacks at The Coliseum.
Jamstradamus were led in week 11 by a 11.40 point effort from Greg Olsen, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 54 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Frank Gore was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 6.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Jamstradamus can expect a 15.45 point effort from Jameis Winston in week 12, who is expected to get by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 240.2 passing yards and 1.54 passing TDs in addition to 10.01 rushing yards.
“We can’t take these guys lightly,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
The Soul Snatchers were led in week 11 by a 12.30 point effort from Mike Evans, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Jerrell Freeman was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 10.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured ribs , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Soul Snatchers can expect a 15.07 point effort from Derek Carr in week 12, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 251.49 passing yards and 1.86 passing TDs in addition to 5.03 rushing yards.
“We’ve got a top-tier offense against a first-rate defense — something’s got to give,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
In week 1, the Soul Snatchers defeated Jamstradamus by 23.22 points, so coach Mike Frier is looking for revenge this week.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
Jamstradamus have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Soul Snatchers are in MUST WIN mode. They will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from the Cacahuetes Orange, Hyde Yo Wife, the Surprise Scorpians & Phlying High.
The Line: Soul Snatchers -3.8
The Second Wave of Games
I Go Deep (5-8) at Beer, Cheese, & Brats (6-7)
X-Factors:
I Go Deep: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (15.50) / Beer, Cheese, & Brats: Odell Beckham Jr.-WR (15.50)
5-8 I Go Deep challenge the 6-7 Beer, Cheese, & Brats at Lambeau Field.
I Go Deep were led in week 11 by a 16.50 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 45 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. In addition, Calvin Johnson was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 8.80 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Go Deep can expect a 13.86 point effort from Ryan Tannehill in week 12, who is expected to get by the New York Jets defense for 264.21 passing yards and 1.72 passing TDs in addition to 12.31 rushing yards.
“It’s going to be a battle of the titans,” I Go Deep coach Nick Davis said.
Beer, Cheese, & Brats were led in week 11 by a 16.80 point effort from David Johnson, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 9 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards. In addition, Dashon Goldson was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 5.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Beer, Cheese, & Brats can expect a 15.50 point effort from Odell Beckham in week 12, who is expected to get by the Washington Redskins defense for 96.83 receiving yards and 0.89 receiving TDs in addition to 0.83 rushing yards.
“We’re the sentimental favorites,” Beer, Cheese, & Brats coach Jim Barnes said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
I Go Deep have been eliminated from The Chase!
Beer, Cheese, & Brats are in MUST WIN mode. They will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from the Cacahuetes Orange, Hyde Yo Wife, the Surprise Scorpians, Phlying High & the Soul Snatchers.
The Line: Beer, Cheese, & Brats -29.6
**Game of the Week**
#2 1010011010 (9-4) at #3 Hyde Yo Wife (8-5)
X-Factors:
1010011010: Derek Carr-QB (15.07) / Hyde Yo Wife: Cam Newton-QB (16.61)
9-4 1010011010 play 8-5 Hyde Yo Wife at B.o.B. Field.
1010011010 were led in week 11 by a 19.10 point effort from Deone Bucannon, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals offense for 8 tackles. In addition, Everson Griffen was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 11.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured hip , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, 1010011010 can expect a 15.07 point effort from Derek Carr in week 12, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 251.49 passing yards and 1.86 passing TDs in addition to 5.03 rushing yards.
“We have to crank it up,” 1010011010 coach Mark Garlitz said.
Hyde Yo Wife were led in week 11 by a 29.44 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 246 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. In addition, Jarvis Landry was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 11.10 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hyde Yo Wife can expect a 16.61 point effort from Cam Newton in week 12, who is expected to get by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 211.92 passing yards and 1.67 passing TDs in addition to 39.38 rushing yards.
“We have to bend but not break,” Hyde Yo Wife coach Greg Stallworth said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
1010011010 control their own destiny.
Hyde Yo Wife will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from Cacahuetes Orange who hold the Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over them.
The Line: Hyde Yo Wife -20.8
BUCKNASTY BOYS (3-10) at Cacahuetes Orange (8-5)
X-Factors:
BUCKNASTY BOYS: Carson Palmer-QB (16.47) / Cacahuetes Orange: Drew Brees-QB (14.30)
he 3-10 BUCKNASTY BOYS, who hope to end their 5 game losing streak, play the 8-5 Cacahuetes Orange at RVA Stadium.
BUCKNASTY BOYS were led in week 11 by a 24.58 point effort from Carson Palmer, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 317 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. In addition, Marcell Dareus was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 3.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, BUCKNASTY BOYS can expect a 16.47 point effort from Carson Palmer in week 12, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 282.82 passing yards and 2.21 passing TDs in addition to 1.83 rushing yards.
“We have to play with our ears pinned back,” BUCKNASTY BOYS coach Jesse Lowrey said.
The Cacahuetes Orange were led in week 11 by a 11.30 point effort from Allen Robinson, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 113 receiving yards. In addition, Tyrod Taylor was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 7.42 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured collarbone , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Cacahuetes Orange can expect a 14.30 point effort from Drew Brees in week 12, who is expected to get by the Houston Texans defense for 260 passing yards and 1.98 passing TDs in addition to 2.5 rushing yards.
“We can’t let the crowd faze them,” Cacahuetes Orange coach Champ Douglas said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The BUCKNASTY BOYS have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Cacahuetes Orange control their own destiny.
The Line: Cacahuetes Orange -25.4
DeSeantourage (8-5) at #4 The Gremlins (10-3)
X-Factors:
DeSeantourage: Jameis Winston-QB (15.45) / The Gremlins: DeAndre Hopkins-WR (15.94)
8-5 DeSeantourage face off against 10-3 The Gremlins at Mogwai Coliseum.
DeSeantourage were led in week 11 by a 11.00 point effort from Kamar Aiken, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 50 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, DeSeantourage can expect a 15.45 point effort from Jameis Winston in week 12, who is expected to get by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 240.2 passing yards and 1.54 passing TDs in addition to 10.01 rushing yards.
“We really have to take it to them,” DeSeantourage coach Theron K. Shavers said.
The Gremlins were led in week 11 by a 25.80 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the New York Jets defense for 118 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. In addition, Calais Campbell was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 2.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, The Gremlins can expect a 15.94 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins in week 12, who is expected to beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 111.04 receiving yards and 0.82 receiving TDs.
“Statistics can be misleading,” The Gremlins coach Dan Arcand said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
DeSeantourage control their own destiny. They will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from 1010011010 to win the division.
The Gremlins also control their own destiny.
The Line: The Gremlins -6.7
San Diego Goats (5-8) at NC Titans (2-11)
X-Factors:
San Diego Goats: Antonio Brown-WR (14.76) / NC Titans: Kirk Cousins-QB (12.85)
The 5-8 San Diego Goats play the 2-11 NC Titans at Titans Field.
The San Diego Goats were led in week 11 by a 15.20 point effort from Alfred Blue, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 58 rushing yards in addition to 34 receiving yards. In addition, Jarvis Landry was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 11.10 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the San Diego Goats can expect a 12.38 point effort from Chris Ivory in week 12, who is expected to sneak past the Miami Dolphins defense for 70.32 rushing yards and 0.53 rushing TDs in addition to 16.03 receiving yards.
“We have to leave everything on the field,” San Diego Goats coach Chad Kutzke said.
The NC Titans were led in week 11 by a 24.40 point effort from Lavonte David, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles offense for 6 tackles and 2 interceptions. In addition, Joe Flacco was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 10.96 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the NC Titans can expect a 12.85 point effort from Kirk Cousins in week 12, who is expected to get by the New York Giants defense for 261.55 passing yards and 1.51 passing TD in addition to 4.41 rushing yards.
“We should just go out there and have fun,” NC Titans coach Manzel Kendrick said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The San Diego Goats have been eliminated from The Chase!
The NC Titans have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Line: NC Titans -5.2
Carolina Hitmen (7-6) at Fear The CAT (8-5)
X-Factors:
Carolina Hitmen: Tom Brady-QB (15.98) / Fear The CAT: Carson Palmer-QB (16.47)
The 7-6 Carolina Hitmen challenge 8-5 Fear The CAT at On the Prowl Stadium.
The Carolina Hitmen were led in week 11 by a 16.00 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 receiving yards. In addition, Frank Gore was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 6.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Carolina Hitmen can expect a 15.98 point effort from Tom Brady in week 12, who is expected to get by the Denver Broncos defense for 263.3 passing yards and 1.99 passing TD in addition to 3.39 rushing yards.
“This is our watershed game,” Carolina Hitmen coach Ronnell Morgan said.
Fear The CAT were led in week 11 by a 28.60 point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. In addition, John Brown was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 11.20 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured hamstring , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Fear The CAT can expect a 16.47 point effort from Carson Palmer in week 12, who is expected to get by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 282.82 passing yards and 2.21 passing TDs in addition to 1.83 rushing yards.
“We have to step up our offensive production,” Fear The CAT coach Billy Hewitt said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The Carolina Hitmen need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from both DeSeantourage & Dread Pirate Oso.
Fear The CAT control their own destiny.
The Line: Carolina Hitmen -14.0
Georgia Boy (2-11) at Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! (3-10)
X-Factors:
Georgia Boy: Aaron Rodgers-QB (17.95) / Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!: Calvin Johnson-WR (11.74)
2-11 Georgia Boy face off against the 3-10 Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs!.
Georgia Boy were led in week 11 by a 16.70 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Antonio Gates was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 0.60 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured hip , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Georgia Boy can expect a 17.95 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 12, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 256.22 passing yards and 2.23 passing TDs in addition to 18.68 rushing yards.
“That’s the key stat to the game, wins” Georgia Boy coach Jimmie Lewis said.
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! were led in week 11 by a 16.38 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 282 passing yards in addition to 31 rushing yards. In addition, Patrick Peterson was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 3.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! can expect a 11.74 point effort from Calvin Johnson in week 12, who is expected to get by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 88 receiving yards and 0.51 receiving TDs.
“We’re coming off a big win,” Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! coach Joshua Hagerman said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The Georgia Boy have been eliminated from The Chase!
Famous’ Crablegs & Bootlegs! have also been eliminated from The Chase!
The Line: Georgia Boy -29.4
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered (9-4) at #5 Surprise Scorpians (7-6)
X-Factors:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered: Cam Newton-QB (16.61) / Surprise Scorpians: Tom Brady-QB (15.98)
9-4 Hakeem I Saw I Conquered challenge the 7-6 Surprise Scorpians in a battle of top slinging quarterbacks at the Scorpian Dome.
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered were led in week 11 by a 29.44 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 246 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. In addition, Calais Campbell was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 2.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Hakeem I Saw I Conquered can expect a 16.61 point effort from Cam Newton in week 12, who is expected to get by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 211.92 passing yards and 1.67 passing TDs in addition to 39.38 rushing yards.
“We match up well,” Hakeem I Saw I Conquered coach Brian Liotta said.
The Surprise Scorpians were led in week 11 by a 22.90 point effort from J.J. Watt, who beat the New York Jets offense for 8 tackles and 2.0 QB sacks. In addition, Danny Amendola was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 15.10 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Surprise Scorpians can expect a 13.89 point effort from Eli Manning in week 12, who is expected to get by the Washington Redskins defense for 250 passing yards and 1.8 passing TDs in addition to 3.64 rushing yards.
“We’re the sentimental favorites,” Surprise Scorpians coach Robert Elliott said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
Hakeem I Saw I Conquered controls their own destiny.
The Surprise Scorpians will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from the Cacahuetes Orange & Hyde Yo Wife.
The Line: Surprise Scorpians -8.4
Dread Pirate Oso (8-5) at Phlying High (7-6)
X-Factors:
Dread Pirate Oso: Blake Bortles-QB (12.88) / Phlying High: Philip Rivers-QB (15.16)
8-5 Dread Pirate Oso play 7-6 Phlying High in a battle of top slinging quarterbacks at The Linc.
Dread Pirate Oso were led in week 11 by a 14.20 point effort from Tyler Eifert, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 22 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. In addition, Joe Flacco was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 10.96 points, but he’s now on the injured reserve, which will prevent him from contributing at all this week. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Dread Pirate Oso can expect a 12.88 point effort from Blake Bortles in week 12, who is expected to get by the San Diego Chargers defense for 257.3 passing yards and 1.64 passing TD in addition to 24.15 rushing yards.
“We can’t take these guys lightly,” Dread Pirate Oso coach Mac said.
Phlying High were led in week 11 by a 14.60 point effort from Giovani Bernard, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 128 receiving yards. In addition, Pernell McPhee was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 1.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Phlying High can expect a 15.16 point effort from Philip Rivers in week 12, who is expected to get by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 283.37 passing yards and 1.92 passing TDs in addition to 3.33 rushing yards.
“We have to pull out all the stops,” Phlying High coach Jake Fields said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
Dread Pirate Oso need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from DeSeantouragewho hold the Head-to-Head Tiebreaker over them.
Phlying High will also need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from the Cacahuetes Orange, Hyde Yo Wife, the Surprise Scorpians.
The Line: Dread Pirate Oso -4.2
Clam Diggers (6-7) at Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (8-5)
X-Factors:
Clam Diggers: Charcandrick West-RB (13.68) / Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: Aaron Rodgers-QB (17.95)
The 6-7 Clam Diggers challenge 8-5 Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood at Rodgers Field.
The Clam Diggers were led in week 11 by a 23.50 point effort from Doug Martin, who tore apart the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 235 rushing yards. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Clam Diggers can expect a 13.68 point effort from Charcandrick West in week 12, who is expected to sneak past the Buffalo Bills defense for 60.59 rushing yards and 0.62 rushing TDs in addition to 30.26 receiving yards.
“We match up well,” Clam Diggers coach Rich Perez said.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood were led in week 11 by a 18.90 point effort from James Jones, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 109 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Brandon Marshall was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 10.70 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured toe , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood can expect a 17.95 point effort from Aaron Rodgers in week 12, who is expected to get by the Chicago Bears defense for 256.22 passing yards and 2.23 passing TDs in addition to 18.68 rushing yards.
“We have to eliminate the mental mistakes,” Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood coach Michael Liotta said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
The Clam Diggers need both DeSeantourage & Dread Pirate Oso to lose both games this week to stay inThe Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Race. A win by either team basically decimates their chances. Luckily, they can hand Dread Pirate Oso a loss this week themselves.
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood control their own destiny.
The Line: Clam Diggers -5.7
JUICE’S and BERRY’s (5-8) at Soul Snatchers (6-7)
X-Factors:
JUICE’S and BERRY’s: Matthew Stafford-QB (11.28) / Soul Snatchers: Derek Carr-QB (15.07)
5-8 JUICE’S and BERRY’s, who hope to end their 4 game losing streak, face off against the 6-7 Soul Snatchers in a battle of top slinging quarterbacks at The Coliseum.
JUICE’S and BERRY’s were led in week 11 by a 16.38 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 282 passing yards in addition to 31 rushing yards. In addition, Larry Fitzgerald was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 9.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured ankle , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, JUICE’S and BERRY’s can expect a 11.28 point effort from Matthew Stafford in week 12, who is expected to get by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 249.54 passing yards and 1.31 passing TDs in addition to 8.31 rushing yards.
“We must capitalize on our opportunities,” JUICE’S and BERRY’s coach Monte Johnson said.
The Soul Snatchers were led in week 11 by a 12.30 point effort from Mike Evans, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Jerrell Freeman was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 10.50 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured ribs , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, the Soul Snatchers can expect a 15.07 point effort from Derek Carr in week 12, who is expected to get by the Tennessee Titans defense for 251.49 passing yards and 1.86 passing TDs in addition to 5.03 rushing yards.
“We should just go out there and have fun,” Soul Snatchers coach Marcus McKinley said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
JUICE’S and BERRY’s have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Soul Snatchers are in MUST WIN mode. They will need to finish strong as well as get help (help, in the form of losses) from the Cacahuetes Orange, Hyde Yo Wife, the Surprise Scorpians & Phlying High.
The Line: Soul Snatchers -25.8
#1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks (12-1) at Jamstradamus (4-9)
X-Factors:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks: DeAndre Hopkins-WR (15.94) / Jamstradamus: Jameis Winston-QB (15.45)
12-1 I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks, who hope to extend their 5 game winning streak, play 4-9 Jamstradamus at Jamcentral Stadium.
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks were led in week 11 by a 28.60 point effort from D’Qwell Jackson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons offense for 6 tackles and 1 interception. In addition, Devonta Freeman was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 4.30 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured concussion , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks can expect a 15.94 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins in week 12, who is expected to beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 111.04 receiving yards and 0.82 receiving TDs.
“We don’t play these games on paper,” I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks coach Robert Jackson said.
Jamstradamus were led in week 11 by a 11.40 point effort from Greg Olsen, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 54 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. In addition, Frank Gore was not injured before the start of his week 11 game, and contributed 6.00 points, but he’s listed as questionable in week 12 due to an injured knee , which might severely limit his fantasy production. Based on projections from Fantasy Sharks, Jamstradamus can expect a 15.45 point effort from Jameis Winston in week 12, who is expected to get by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 240.2 passing yards and 1.54 passing TDs in addition to 10.01 rushing yards.
“It’s going to be a battle of the titans,” Jamstradamus coach Mike Frier said.
The Chase for The E.L.S.I.E. Playoff Picture:
I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks controls their own destiny. They will clinch Home Field Advantagethroughout the playoffs with a win or a 1010011010 loss.
Jamstradamus have been eliminated from The Chase!
The Line: I Got Sacks On Sacks On Sacks -14.8
